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Poor rates of the Caribbean: dead careers sell no sales

>>83705391
1 > 2 > 3 > 5 > 4

>>83705391
I haven't seen it and don't plan to

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>>83705391
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. LITTY

>>83705417
3>2>1>4>5
>2 and 3
>kino
Pick both pleb

>>83705391
When I saw the preview, when they showed young Jack Sparrow and not-zombie Bardem, it gave me the itch to watch a Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but without CGI zombie bad guys.
>>83705660
>3
>better than 1 and 2

The young Jack scene was pretty good.

>>83705769
>3
>not better than 1 and 2
Lemme guess too confusing?
Agreed about human Salazar though, at least without the ebil zombie memes it could've been a better movie than 4.

>>83705815
>Lemme guess too confusing?
Are you suggesting the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie was 2deep4me? It was just over the top CGI bullshit with 90% of the charm of the first two movie sapped out.

>>83705815
>Lemme guess too confusing?

Every transformers sequel is convoluted as hell, it doesn't make them movies for the intelligent crowd.

Javier Bardem in this movie is the definition of a good actor not even trying. I expected him to go too over the top, instead he was just kind of reading his lines and mumbling.

>>83705660
three is retarded shit, two is easily the best

Movies 4 and 5 wouldn't be so frowned on if movies 2 and 3 hadn't been so epic in scale.