honest thoughts on the emoji movie?

garbage for gen Z (((redpilled))) fags

>>83704638
Who are these targeted at?

Looks unwatchable

Boss baby/Minions/Ice Age 7 hold more appeal

>>83704638
looks kinda fun

>>83704638
>that dislike bar
good

>>83704638
No worse than the crap I watched as a kid in the 80s: Transformers, G.I. Joe, ThunderCats, He-Man, etc. Those were all in service of selling more toys. At least this movie has a decent voice cast.

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>>83704638
Here are my honest thoughts:

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED

>>83705383
This pasta severely lacks any mention of being #litty. Needs revision.

Does the crying but laughing emoji feature, voiced by a black guy?

Emo bitch emoji makes my tummy feel very funny.

>>83705319
The difference is that creating a toy line and then making a cartoon to promote said toy line is simply good business.
>okay, we're gonna go forward with this he-man thing. how do we market it to kids?
>how about a massive 20 minute commercial for He-man broken up by commercials for he man?
It's smart.
This is almost the antithesis of that. Its a bunch of near-death old coots trying and trying to think about what kids like and only finally managing to stumble upon "uhhh, emodicons???"

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>>83705383

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>>83705637
I understand that but I'm just pointing out that there's a lot worst junk that gets marketed to kids in any given year.

>>83704658
Modern kids who are growing up with smartphones and online chat.

>>83705778
YES, but what do they gain from that? Is this shit not gonna flop? What are the chances?

DAMN, T J MILLER LEFT SILICON VALLEY FOR *THIS*!?

I still can't believe this exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNtnIziaVo

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>Sony

>>83705383
>No Raunchy R-Rated comedy
>Not even a single #litty
4/10 needs a second draft

The animation looks good, but the plot's already been used in Wreck-it-Ralph and The Lego Movie. It's probably going to be shit

>>83705836
but they think this is gay af

The Popeye movie was cancelled for this.

Sony has never produced a good film

Stick to videogames, please

Shit emoji

>>83709242
I don't believe you.

>>83710326
It's true

>>83709227
They're right
It's a failure of a movie