>/tv/ journalism

>>83703061

>filed to:small thoughts

cheeky.

Also Steve Trevor's not real you stupid bitch.

>women are all about body acceptance and body positivity
>absolutely brutal towards men's dick size which they can't help

Why are they such hypocrites bros?

I don't know how the average American can even pretend to respect women or take their thoughts and feelings seriously in the slightest anymore, especially if they're under 40

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>>83703061
Top notch "journalism".

>I have to get something off my chest—something that has bothered me ever since I saw Wonder Woman. And I believe, strongly, that Steve Trevor lied about the size of his penis to Diana.

>In Wonder Woman, there’s a scene at Themiscyra where Steve (Chris Pine) is relaxing naked in a lagoon. Diana (Gal Gadot) comes in and there Steve is, naked, covering the entirety of his manhood in one hand.

Now, Steve has been made fully aware by basically everything Diana has said to him up to this point that she’s never seen a man before. So when Diana gets the first glance at his completely nude body—appearing to stare with a laser-like focus on his groin—and asks if he’s typical of his kind, Steve answers that he’s “above average.”

>It’s certainly true that there are ways in which Steve is above average among men (based on this movie, he’s above average in almost every way). But in this context, in this scene, he is obviously talking about his dick size. It’s barely innuendo.

>Here’s the issue: Wonder Woman shows us Steve Trevor standing there, fully nude, but with every single bit of his genitals hidden by a single cupped hand. And I call bullshit.

>The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches, which I think yes, might fit in a cupped hand. The average male hand size is 7.44 inches. But Steve also has his balls in his hand. You’d probably see something. Even if he’s only slightly above average, that’s... not a comfortable way to hide a whole dick and both balls.

>So the options here are that he’s lying or he used that hand to hide his dick between his legs. And given how surprised Steve is by Diana, I don’t think it’s the latter. I will admit this is up for debate, but I am also not the only woman who saw this movie and thought he lied.

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>>83703084
And then there's circumcision.

>>83703146
Getting fucked by a MILF while she monologues about what went wrong with feminism and the younger generation is the new Kino.

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>So the options here are that he’s lying or he used that hand to hide his dick between his legs. And given how surprised Steve is by Diana, I don’t think it’s the latter. I will admit this is up for debate, but I am also not the only woman who saw this movie and thought he lied.

>As a final note, I am not impugning the size of Chris Pine’s dick, here. I’m sure Warner Bros. used CG or a compression sock or something to make sure absolutely no peen was seen on screen. But in the world of the DCEU, either the character of Steve Trevor has a small dick, or he has testicular torsion from quickly jamming his genitalia between his legs.

AND STILL DIANA FUCKED HIM, CHECKMATE FAT BITCH!

>>83703149
Even women can have autism. This is the proof.

>>83703149
It's a little late in the year for spring fever, but either way this is some of the first evidence proving the widespread existence of fembots.

>>83703223
I doubt that "woman" has ever seen a dick in her life.

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No one pretends this stuff is journalism, it's clearly an opinion piece or a blog. It's stupid enough on it's own, there's no need to manufacture controversy.

women lie every day with makeup, bras and booty enhancing jeans

>>83703355
>No one pretends this stuff is journalism

you're wrong about that

>>83703149
>Local Woman doesn't understand how dicks work

>>83703355
The unfortunate part is that these weirdo, who-gives-a-fuck blogs are affecting places like The new York Times and The Washington Post and other "journals of record."

20 years ago film critics would have laughed off any controversy about there not being enough transgender representation in films, or about "heteronormativity" being so prevalent, but nowadays you're starting to see these bullshit terms be used by "reputable" papers and critics. Mostly because they're desperate for traffic and these crazy fucking opinions generate more traffic than traditional movie reviews and journalism.

>>83703404
In what way?

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HE WAS IN THE POOL

>>83703061
So he's not a big guy?

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>>83703149
I didn't even consider he was talking about his dick.

Am I retarded?

>>83703084
That's different,anon. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful in their own way,but masculinity comes from a big dick so you can't be considered a man if you have a small dick.

>>83703084
Stop having a tiny dick then faggot.

>>83703510
You're too pure, anon. She was literally fixated on his dick.

I'll give you some visual aid. https://my.mixtape.moe/ngkosz.webm

>>83703061
>some dumb bitch has no clue how dicks work

>>83703149
why would this even enter someone's mind? People will literally find any reason to get pissed off

>>83703149
Is she not aware that the hand is attached to the arm?

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Diana's world is going to literally expand once she fucks Bruce "avian bottle" Wayne.

>>83703601
How do we stop Bruce Wayne?

>>83703514
Fun fact, back in ancient times having a big dick was considered ugly and a comical trait for the longest time. Big dicks being considered a positive trait rather than a negative coincides with women getting more rights in the more recent centuries.

>>83703149

This is the kind of girl that has 3 paragraphs written on her Tinder profile.

Yeah, pass, I'm gonna have to swipe left on this one.

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>katharine trendacosta
and dicklets say women don't care about penis size

>>83703149
>2017 click bait
damn

>>83703061
benis

>>83703499

FUCKING THIS!

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>>83703685

Some women care a little, some women care more.

Here's your size queen by the way.

>>83703149
Just admit you were thinking about Chris Pine's dick, you dumb broad.

>>83703545

But she knows about human sex and stuff, she was interested in his watch.

>>83703685
>small penises in Greek art were due to pederasty
Um, no.

>>83703781
Diana had never seen a dick up close.

I've come to terms with my small dick. I'm just gonna invest in VR porn and thats good enough for me. I don't wanna deal with size queen shit.

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>>83703791
>muh wisdom
>muh barbarism

lol no, the ancient greek elites were pedophiles plain and simple

>>83703218
>he has testicular torsion

Jesus christ, men aren't that fragile.

>>83703821
My neighbour once had it and he couldn't even walk from how bad it got and had to get rushed to the hospital.

>>83703499
Top kek

>>83703499
>>83703716

The pool was pretty warm.

>>83703149
I can I get paid to right shit like this, What must I do?

I'm barely above average and I can't even completely cover my balls with one hand

>>83703845
hes saying you wouldnt get that just from squeezing your dick and balls between your legs

>>83703885
Oh shit, my bad. I misread

>>83703685
What the fuck, do you measure your dick by pressing the ruler into your groin until you hit the bone?

>>83703084
t. dicklet

>>83703895
that's how researchers do it
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372

>>83703685
>scientific average
>men will tell you it's average, but it's not
>medical news today

>That picture

Expected

>>83703925
Woah, a one free inch of dick I got now, sweet.

>>83703149
Was it autism?

Diana looked impressed by his dick size and they fucked anyway.

>>83703685

>if a penis feels too big to the point that it's hurting you. That's just a sign that you're not adequately aroused enough. Any woman no matter their size can be penetrated by a large penis.

This is some of the biggest bullshit I've ever seen posted on /tv/ in a long time.

>>83703149
lmao, she's as autistic as a feetfaggot or braapposters

>>83703685

lel 99% women can't take 8,5 inch balls deep, and women love the balls deep action because of they like the sensation of balls slapping against them.

7-8 and 5.5+ girth is seemingly the ideal though, also for visual stimulation.

Anything above and her pussy will go on a 24-48 hr cooldown if you have sex for an hour

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>ywn be a hack that gets paid to write nonsense

>>83704069
>when your penis is so small that you have to lie to women that they can't fit a big dick inside them

>>83703804
Not after that night in the village

>>83704107
>7-8 and 5.5+ girth is seemingly the ideal though
aka
>my penis is ideal, anything bigger is too big

>>83704127
Im not him but it sounds like pretty big BS. Its not about arousal, its about just the ability to fit it in, No amount of lube will make anything fit inside.

>>83703189
My gf is 32 (I'm 21) and I can confirm this is unironically the dream

>>83703061
No shit he was lying. That was the fucking joke.

>>83704131
I'd like to ask Gal if she thinks Steve cummed inside.

>>83704155
t. guy who don't want women to know they can fit big dicks inside them

>>83703978
Enjoy your full three inches

>>83704127

Wait how does scenario play out?

Does the girl want me to fuck her, but because I'm so insecure about my small penis, I reject her by telling her I'm too big for her?

>>83704177
>My gf is 32
Gal?

>>83703545
Jesus Christ, I couldn't make it through 30 seconds. I'm sure the quality isn't helping but fuck that acting and dialogue is awful.

>>83704192

Of course he did. Remember how she looked at the baby? How she talked about sex between the sex being for reproduction? She wanted his cum deep inside her. She probably laid there basking in the sensation of the cum oozing inside her and probably made a comment about how his cum felt inside her, if she was pregnant yet or something to that effect.

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>>83703149

>The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches

>>83704242
no, you tell her that bigger men are too big for her in an attempt to get her not to leave or cuck you for someone bigger

>>83704281

Why would I talk to a girl about how big other men's penises are lel? Are you sure you thought this one out?

Is there any hope for 4 inch girth?

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>83703149
The STATE on western women.

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>>83704273
>ywn cum inside her and hear her scream obscenities in hebrew

>>83703812
Yeah, no shit. But that's not the reason why their statues had small penises.

>>83704363
it totally is bro, but dicklets like yourself don't want people to know that.

https://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/greek-statues-penises-and-pederasty/

>>83704280
yeah, thats bullshit

Having a big dick isn't all that's cut out to be. Sure, girls will go wide-eyed and compliment it, but right after the initial shock they get scared and hesitant fearing any pain. Then there's the headache of paying extra attention to foreplay, going really slow and not being able to fuck all the way balls deep. I always own a cock ring, you know those plastic things that look like a donut just so i can have sex. I need to bring that shit with me on booty calls just to be prepared.

Anal is dope, though.

>>83703061
That's from jezebel isn't it?

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>>83704150
No. Empirical data. I had a friend who was legit 9 (I saw it). He rarely banged a chick more than once, it was too big for them. Also:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s

Also I watched a few blacked clips to see what the fuzz was about (thanks viralspammers and cucks). They dudes are roughly '8 and many of the girls are clearly in discomfort and they can't go balls deep. These are drugged up pornsluts too, if they can't do it regular women can't.

Just like there are a few horsecock dudes out there, there are also a few cowpussy women who can envelop a fire hydrant.

>>83704302
just being literal anon, I'm sure you spun it like that one way or another, even if you don't realize that you did.

>>83704273

Well, good luck to his sperm trying to go through her super ovum.

>>83704427
>women being asked by a guy about penis size
dude, of course she's not gonna take like a slut to a man. women don't talk about penises when their reputation is put out there, they do so however when their talking amongst girlfriends.

>my friend
he's just trying to make you feel better about yourself

>>83703061
Jezebel isn't journalism you nerd, it's a feminist blog

>>83704392
>In ancient Greece, it seems, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male.

>“Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU. “There is the contrast between the small, non-erect penises of ideal men (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect penises of Satyrs (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various non-ideal men. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large penises.”

>Similar ideas are reflected in ancient Greek literature, says Lear. For example, in Aristophanes’ Clouds a large penis is listed alongside a “pallid complexion,” a “narrow chest,” and “great lewdness” as one of the characteristics of un-athletic and dishonorable Athenian youths.

>Only grotesque, foolish men who were ruled by lust and sexual urges had large penises in ancient Greece. Art history blogger Ellen Oredsson notes on her site that statues of the era emphasized balance and idealism.

>“The ideal Greek man was rational, intellectual and authoritative,” she wrote. “He may still have had a lot of sex, but this was unrelated to his penis size, and his small penis allowed him to remain coolly logical.”

>>83703744
That's one ugly motherfucker.

>>83704427
I'm about 7 inches, had a gf who told I was the second biggest she'd had, but she ended up not having sex with the bigger guy because it just didn't fit.

Current gf has a vagina that's tighter than usual, needs a lot of care to take me, so she thinks I'm gigantic.

>>83704548
if you want to have sex with men, be my guest

>>83704427

Reminder women in porn literally take pain killers and muscle relaxants ontop of whatever narcotics they're on as well as artificial lube (if they're being fucked by americuts).

We're talking about a pure virgin Amazon here, not a porn star.

>>83704480
Haha, you think those fast and loose women care about that shit?

Lmao. I don't care him and i spitroasted a chick in Ayia Napa. I'm 7.5x6, i'd like a 0.5 more but I don't think anything can be done.

Chicks don't care that much unless you're small.

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>>83704623

>Watching anal scene
>mfw brown stuff comes out the girl's ass and I don't know if it's lube or shit.

>>83704731
Usually in porn they take enemas so that there is no brown stuff, but in some cases the woman won't let the enema fully leave and thats why you sometimes get the brown stuff (which smells even worse than actual shit, it smells of decaying flesh)

It's not a man's fault if a woman has a giant vagina.
A man isn't in control of what nature gave him,
but a woman sure is in control of how big her vagina is.

>>83703514
If a man with a small dick gets more women than you do with a big one, then he has beaten you in the masculinity olympics anon.
All men have dicks, but being a man in the true sense of the word takes something more than tools.

Its not fair bros

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>>83704623
Yeah that as well. You can see when they cut, and the chick is lubed up afterwards and her facial expression is that of someone who's getting a lumbar puncture.

In most vids you can see that the chicks are off their asses on weed or some other opiate.

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>>83704280
Real talk, my dick flaccid is like 2 inches, goes up to around 7 when erect. But flaccid is just pathetic. There's no way average flaccid size is 3.5

>>83704860
same desu

>>83704860
Keep in mind some dicks don't really grow when they get erect, they just get hard. My dick is pretty small flaccid but also goes up to 7 when erect so I don't care. Also, my dick practically starts retracting inside my body if I'm swimming in cold water. I thought it was a normal thing, but I went swimming naked in a cold river with some guys and girls, and the other guys' dicks retained the normal flaccid look. Embarrassing.

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Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>83703149
>you must take your balls in your hands to cover your genitals

retarded


he just put a hand in front, lol.

>>83703710
This bitch has serious psychological issues. There's a collage of her "work". I just feel sorry for her.

>>83704938
>but I went swimming naked in a cold river with some guys and girls, and the other guys' dicks retained the normal flaccid look
they were getting chubbed from the naked chicks, gaylord

>>83705036
I don't think so, they're all hippies so they're used to see each other naked, and the dudes were barely even looking at the girls.

>>83705080

So they were having a boner on you.

>>83704783
>If a man with a small dick gets more women than you do with a big one, then he has beaten you in the masculinity olympics anon. All men have dicks, but being a man in the true sense of the word takes something more than tools.

We are primal beings and deep down we still respect alphas who are bigger than us. Masculinity has long been associated with a large penis. Also you can't see who had more chicks but you can see who has a big dick. Go to a nude beach and try to explain to a girl that even if your dick is smaller than that guy's over there with an elephant trunk for a dick,you still had more sex than him and see which guy she chooses.

>>83705116
Now that you mention it, yeah, one of them might have, but the others I don't think so.

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The author of this tripe is a retard and he obviously has a big dick, but does it matter? He still boned an amazon's virgin pussy.

>>83705134
>you still had more sex than him and see which guy she chooses.
The one with more money and weapons.

Masculinity is associated with willpower, strength, and intelligence.
What's the point of having a big dick if you can't survive to use it?

>>83705134
A girl with experience might go for the slightly smaller dick.

>>83703149
>110 replies
>nothing about "shrinkage"

George Constanza taught the women of the world about shrinkage in, what, 1997? Does a mere 20 years blot away the important cultural contribution of a man who was, and I quote, "in the pool!", baring himself body and soul to bridge the gap between divided genders? How can women claim to possess superior empathy, but fail to pass down the tale of the one man who tried to meet them halfway, to make them understand the struggle as men experience it.

I sure hope you girls don't do this.

>>83705249 see >>83703499

>>83705134
>have a big dick
>be a stupid idiot
>basically be the equivalent of a breathing dildo, except a bothersome one
>woman gets a big dildo instead of bothering with an idiot because a dildo won't be a waste of time and energy
Shit son, you dun goofed.

Also women only go for big dicks when their vaginas are basically sewer valves.
At that point, nobody will want them except mutants and animals (and it won't be long till they are gunning for animals like donkeys and horses).

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>>83703685
hmm

>>83703685
>this entire post
What the fuck, is this real? Source on the articles that this came from or this is fake news. This is honestly some of the worst sex advice I've ever read, I refuse to believe that established journalism outlets would post retarded bullshit like this without proof.

>hurr if a girl can't take an 8" dick she's just not wet enough
This is retarded. The vagina has a finite length you dipshits, and it's usually only about 6" long. Any object longer than that just gets rammed into the cervix which isn't fun (the retarded japs who draw hentai lied to you). Girth, yes. Length, no.

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>>83703078
neither was moot. or that sandal-wearing goldfish tender who owns 4chan now
yeah, think about it

>>83705249
>baring himself body and soul to bridge the gap between divided genders?

Do you seriously believe that? I don't think you do. In ordinary circumstances you'd scoff at George for being a "weak cuck", same as pretty well everybody else.

>>83704280
Growers and showers. Got to fuck around with the stats some.

>big dicks are so important, the most populous countries on this planet with abnormal procreation rates are the ones with the lowest averages like India and East Asia

>>83705494
What women like doesn't matter when you force them to have unprotected sex with you under pain of death by burning or acid.

t. Pajeet

>>83705350
Yes,you know me to be a stupid idiot because I disagree with you.

If it's any consolation one of my best friends in school had a massive cock like a warhorse leg but became almost prostrate with shyness about anyone seeing it when we had to change and clean up for gym. I've always believed that attitude's much more common than we're generally prepared to acknowledge on this board.

>>83705381
No. It's not real it's home made.

>>83705514
whiteboy be mad af lmao

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>meanwhile the guy who wrote a review on how Gal Gadot made his dick tingle had to apologize

>>83705350
according to that logic the asshole of the late unlamented mister hands must have had some unusual properties fucked into it

>>83705386
>sandal-wearing goldfish tender

Kek, I miss prime Burns

>>83705518
No. I know you to be a stupid idiot when you think telling a woman that you have a big dick will be taken as sure contract, and not as an insult on her part of you implying her simple-mindedness and extremely narrow standards on choosing a partner.
The world wasn't built on big dicks.
Rather, big dicks stayed in huts.

>>83703084
You can't say that anon, it's not feminist enough. Men have no problems, only women do.

>>83705559
Calm down man,we are just talking here. You are getting all flustered and calling me a stupid idiot several times even though I am not an idiot,I am just stating my case. Women have a right to be choosy just as men do.

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>>83705528
>like a warhorse leg

>>83705543
>kicks with right leg
>stomps the leg forward
>doesn't connect with the left arm which is now pulling the most force from that position
Wut?

>>83703583
I gotta say, I did "notice" it. It just gave me a chuckle to think about the actual logistics of carefully getting Pine to hide his dick and balls with a single hand over a movie shot

>>83705607
Women choose dildos these days.
Easier maintenance and less retardation.

>>83705601
If you had more of the masculine virtue of being able to shrug things off you wouldn't be this effeminately screechy.

>>83704280
My dick is five inches flaccid lol

>>83705657
Yes,you are right there. All men with big dicks are stupid and will never find a woman ever again because apparently dildos are a recent invention and they replaced "stupid idiots" with big dicks.

>>83703061
STOP SMALL DICK SHAMING

>>83705692
That's correct actually.

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>>83703149
>>83703061

>>83704548
I have a different theory that the greeks and romans put 1:1 scale of average to small dicks regardless of the statues size as to not aggravate the male populace and even make them feel they have the same size dick as a god or hero

>>83705696
it's an artificial issue anyway. the thread really shouldn't be this long and girthy

>caring about dick size and being a slave to women
The Internet has turned some people into legit retards. You fags spend more time thinking about dicks than women do. That makes downright faggots.

>>83705741
>the same size dick as a god

but the gods are proportionately larger than us, no? even a cupcake like ganymede or [name of favored bumboy] could grinningly stand with his legs athwart and drop his small cock on a human man's yammering head and expect the weight to drive him smack into the earth like a railroad spike

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>there are people who actually cling to "big dicks are unattractive and barbaric"


Born in the wrong era,eh lads?

>>83705797
>The Internet has turned some people into legit retards

some are born retarded. some have retardation thrust upon them. others choose it because they find the simplicity too irresistibly attractive to pass up and they're the worst

>>83705797
>thinking men want big dicks to please women
lmao

>>83705869
/r/ creepy distorted don image. I think it's the one where he's holding two glasses

>>83704778
>the brown stuff (which smells even worse than actual shit, it smells of decaying flesh)

Am I the only one hard here?

What's the position that is most likely to make women cum?

>>83705869
t. Barbarian

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>>83705916

>>83705947
t. small dicked "man"

>>83705927
Very likely. I don't experience actual enthusiasm unless Cleveland steamers are definitely being performed.

>>83705813
I meant the statues dumbass

>>83705937

CEO, famous musician, famous sports player....

>>83705965
that's the one. many thanks, I appreciate it

>>83706006
KEK

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>>83706006

>>83705937
Cowgirl.

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>>83705989
LOOK OUT ANON
too late, press F to pay respects

>>83703061
>Film makes a joke about men
>Feminist misses the joke

This reinforces my idea that it's not that feminist don't have a sense of humor, it's just that they don't get the jokes.

>>83705947
>t. Barbarian

Do you suppose it started when the swarthy little Romans began to encounter the fair seven-foot-high Germans?

>>83705741
Sculptors gave their statues small dicks so that they wouldn't steal all the attention, this way people can focus on the art. Imagine if Michelangelo's David had an enormous cock.

>>83703149
Can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned that flacid size doesn't mean jack shit about full erect length.

You know

The only fucking thing that matters

>>83706205
I think people are going to look at dicks regardless of what size they are
everyone is insecure

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>>83703149
I WAS IN THE LAGOON!

>>83706205
I read once an article that said that David's expression is meant to be terrified and that he only appears calm because you're looking at his face from a weird angle. He's scared because he's about to fight Goliath and that his dick is tiny because it's shriveled in fear

>>83706265
All David's proportions are (intentionally) strange, like his huge hands.

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>>83706168

In the end, sjws are just people that can't get a joke, damn, really makes me think.

>>83706205
I don't think it was about it stealing or not the show; purely aesthetically it just looks nice like that.

>>83706308
isn't his height 1/8th of his stature as dictated by classical greek thought? the penis thing is famous but everything else seems normal

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>>83706265
despite the obvious differences he looks quite pepeish to me in terms of the expression he has

>>83706263


AHHHHHHHH HELP ME SPOCK, MY DICK GOT SMALLER IN A TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT

>>83706387
You're better informed than I am, although it only just now occurs to me that as an uncircumcised Jewish lad he's quite the anomaly.

>>83706227
>Can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned that flacid size doesn't mean jack shit about full erect length.
I mean, at least you won't go smaller.
So a shower has confirmed large dick.

Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning

>>83703084
You are a man, you can deal with it.

>>83706646
I'd rather not have to, though. I've got other things to worry about without having to add the opinions of basic bitches to the pile.

>>83706646
That's a really stupid way to look at it. I have ~18cm and I still feel kinda sad about my dick size, can you image having a small dick? Growing up watching all this media make a huge deal about dick size, women everywhere making a big deal about it, getting to puberty and realizing you have a tiny one? That's gotta fucking crush a guy's self-esteem. I bet a lot of young guys kill themselves all the time over it and that's just sad. And dismissing such issues with "lol you're a man deal with it" is part of the problem.

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"English children are still americanised by way of the films, but it would no longer be generally claimed that American books are the best ones for children. Who, without misgivings, would bring up a child on the coloured “comics” in which sinister professors manufacture atomic bombs in underground laboratories while Superman whizzes through the clouds, the machine-gun bullets bouncing off his chest like peas, and platinum blondes are raped, or very nearly, by steel robots and fifty-foot dinosaurs?"

>>83706878
>all this media make a huge deal about dick size

There's not a lot of it even in absolute terms. In relative ones if there was much less of it there'd be none*. I'm not trying to entrap or obliquely make mockery of you.

* Compare the proportions of it in "the media" to the amount of rattling on about dicks we do in this single corner of 4chan

>>83703544
>>83703896
Tbh the first person who accuses another of having a small penis is probably the one most self-conscious about it.

>>83703149
Do you think she's single?

>>83703685
4.5 is average, though

>>83703084
Don't forget height.

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>>83703061
I bet big guy Bruce will make Diana forget all about little Steve.

>>83703061

This fucking thread.

You fucking niggers jump on bait faster than your mothers jump on cock.

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>>83703655
You can't.

>>83703710
W H A T
T H E
F U C K

>>83705332
Oh, damn, I just searched for shrinkage. Thanks friendo, take this (You) in gratitude

>>83705422
And then there's this faggot. "Punished" George Costanza suffers to reveal the naked soul of man to women, and you have the temerity to call him a cuck. Face it, kiddo, it's not him: it's you.

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>>83706263

>>83703084
lol u haf tiny dick

>>83703404
who is citing this blog as journalistic? Where is the blogger referring to themselves as a journalist?

>>83711923
Are you saying that Katharine Trendacosta only made that article to bait us here on /tv/ specifically?

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>>83703458
>The unfortunate part is that these weirdo, who-gives-a-fuck blogs are affecting places like The new York Times and The Washington Post and other "journals of record."
YEAH BECAUSE THEY TRIGGER PEOPLE INTO CLICKING ON THEM. LIKE THIS FUCKING ENTIRE THREAD. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE IF SOME BLOGGER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DICKS. THEM EXISTING ISN'T THE PROBLEM.

YOU GIVING A SHIT IS.