Why didn't he just hug her?

She'd accuse him of rape

because he's based as fuck

he just didn't

>>83699580
fuck you money

He didn't know who she was

Jerry doesn't let goyim touch him

Jews can't be affectionate

>>83699580
kesha's a trap. jerry must believe, incorrectly, that trap's are gay.

Imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a man trying to pressure a woman into unwanted physical contact.

Because he doesn't want to.
No thanks.

>>83699580
her hands were a lil dirty

Probably afraid of catching some new and exciting STDs

>not asking for consent then shaming for lack of it
Ke$ha literally cultivating rape culture

>>83699580
>Why didn't he just hug a random stranger?
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJcWATt6G4

is he /our guy/?

what's the world look like from a hot girls perspective?

I imagine it something like everything is just your little play thing to manipulate. You're so used to getting your own way that you don't have to bother seeing things from others perspective. To this girl Jerry Seinfeld is just like a puppet "oh my gawd that guy who made me laugh so I'm going to hug you now"

>>83699743
Kesha isn't hot though

>>83699580
She's gross.

>>83699768
yeah but she's famous, gets attention and is marketed as hot

>>83699580
He lived too long in the seinfeld tv show universe, he subconsciously wanted to make an awkward moment again like something that would happen on the show.

>>83699627
>>83699627
>>83699627

>>83699633
So am I

It's very rude and presumptuous to just run up to someone you do not know and demand something from them while they're engaged with something else. Gotta say that I'm with the Jew on this one.

>>83699580

Because she's a stranger and he's not a touchy feely fag.

>>83699580
He was in the pool!

>>83699603
Underrated post

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>her face is so fucked from plastic surgery he didn't even recognize her

White """women""": not even once.

Because a neurotic jew, he doesn't touch people.

>>83699603

newfags don't get this

/tv/ is dead

she had man hands

can somebody save kesha please
she had potential

>>83700434
Cannibal was cute, but other than that, Warrior, Crazy Kids, C'mon and the Animal singles, she ain't shit.

she has a dong

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>>83699580
>wanting to touch an STD ridden whore

>>83699580
>i'm a beta permavirgin who'd get down and lick her feet why isn't this millionaire?

>>83700549
I was talking about her looks senpai nobody gives a shit about her musical """"""career"""""""""""

>>83699580
he thought she was going in for a kiss hello

haha its hillarious seeing you incel neckbeards pretending like you wouldnt let kesha hug you

youre not fooling anyone

she has aids

>>83700835
T. Roastie

>>83700914
t. incel neckbeard

>>83700971
t. tard monkey

>>83700992
t. patel

>>83701038
t. woman

>>83699603
What did anon mean by this?

He was also in the middle of an interview. How inconsiderate is this bitch.

One of the most famous comedians of all time and this cunt just 'coutney love's' her way into an interview and assumes everyone knows her and she can interrupt anyone mid-sentence.

>>83699603
include me in the screencap

>>83700914
>>83700971
>>83700992
>>83701038
>>83701051

What does "t." Mean?

>>83700835
Embarrassing

>>83700308
>Implying a man his age would recognize her without the plastic surgery

I used to listen to her music and I couldn't even tell you what the bitch looks like.

>>83701086
Authored

>>83701086
It's Finnish for regards, new fag

>>83701134
> t. oldfag

>>83699604
literally this.

>>83701134
t. pekka

>>83701086
It means you should kill yourself because people who aren't human garbage can use search engines or libraries to find answers to simple questions like that.

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>google kesha 2017

What in the flying fuck

>>83701208
I'm not him, but i searched that before and couldn't find anything. Can you show me the correct query/keywords

>>83701225
she looks like the female version of /tv/, whats the problem? oh yeah, you guys hate yourselfs, silly me

He channeled his inner Larry David

>>83701225
Ew. I've never actuslly seen her before. What did she look like when she first started?

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>>83701339
She's always been ugly.

Because he is a people-hater sad little Jew cuck that still hasn't figured out how to be happy among other people

>>83699580
Remember what happens to Kim Jon Ins cousin? Thots hugs can kill bruh

>>83699580
NO HUG FOR YOU

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>this same thread
>every day
>for months
>probably all year

this is /tv/

>>83701386
haha surf's up bro totally gnarly and radical whooaah dude

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>>83701473
>anime reaction image
>complains about /tv/

>>83701086
It means that whoever uses it, came from reddit.

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>>83701512
picked a random one from my screencaps. this board has cesar milan dog meme threads and ramsay gordon and now this jerry seinfeld kesha thread. that's tv. that's all this board is. absolute shit

How would George react seeing that?

>>83699580
Based kike

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>>83701386
Yeah but at least she had a bangin body

>>83699580
He's shy and awkward around girls, it's something you redditors will never be able to understand.

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>>83701661
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>83699768
it has nothing to do with reality and everything to do with self perception

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>>83701661
No she fucking didn't

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>>83701761
She was blessed with almost perfect genetics you virgin faggot

>>83699580
Insisting that someone hug you is literally rape tbqh.

>>83701661
A fridge too far

>>83701800
>>83701720
>>83701661
Humpty Dumpty movie when?

>>83699580
because he's high test

>>83701574
i love the ramsy threads tho

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>>83701086
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>83700434
No

>>83700434
Potential to become a noughties one hit wonder? Absolutely.

>>83699580
Because she has been double dipped

>>83701225
DELET
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>>83699580
We don't know each other, we don't need to touch.

>>83701574
then go back to /a/ you dumb weeb

>>83699675
That's what happens with spectra. When you make them so big they include everything.

>>83699580
He doesn't know her.

Doesn't know who she probably is

Didn't want glitter on his suit

Plus. This is something women always do and it starts in middle school they do the attention sapping hug to make it about them.

>>83699657
She literally says "Can I give you a hug?"

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>>83701386

>>83702940
I've seen like 3 anime

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>>83699591
This. Even consented hug is rape nowadays

>>83701573
it came from a finnish imageboard newfriend

>>83700133
I too am with the Jew on this and that's a highly unusual thing for me to do and openly admit.

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she used to be cute desu

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>>83703554
She just needs to drop the danger hair color.

>>83699580
He didn't know who she was. Seinfeld did nothing wrong.

>>83700096
lol every time, never gets old

>>83699743
Yeah this. Jerry did the right thing if for no other reason than to humble this stupid bitch.

>ywn be a 9 digit jew

>>83699580
Zionists don't like to touch filthy goyim.

>>83699580
Wasn't one of the writer policies on Seinfeld "no hugging"?

>>83703578
still would

I'd squirt my pekkah juice all over dis bitch

Fawkyeah

>>83699606
Test

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>>83699580

He thought she was one of those assassins that killed Kim Jong Un's brother. Jerry is a billionaire and probably paranoid as fuck.

>>83701386
Really looks like the kind of girl who would suck a lot of dick in highschool and possibly sleep around a lot.

>>83701225
What the fuck happened
She was never super hot or anything but just like dude what is this

>>83699622

>Elaine : So how are things with Kalindra?
>Jerry : Oh, had that break that off.
>Elaine : Why? she seemed cute.
>Jerry : yeaaaaaaaaaah... she had a penis.
>Elaine : A penis?
>Jerry : A big penis.
>Elaine : What like.. John Holmes big?
>Jerry : How am I supposed to know how big John Holmes penis is?
>*Kramer comes storming in*
>Kramer : Hey whatyouguys talkingbout?
>Elaine : Jerry's girlfriend has a penis.
>Jerry : She's not my girlfriend, and when you have a penis you're a man.
>Kramer : Not always Jerry!
>Jerry : huh?
>Kramer : oh yeah, sometimes its a girl with a feminine penis!
>Jerry : No such thing Kramer!
>Kramer : nono Jerry, remember Eliza from the video store?
>Jerry : she has a penis?
>Kramer : A HUGE FEMININE PENIS JERRY!
>Elaine : Kinda like John Holmes?
>Kramer : EXACTLY LIKE JOHN HOLMES!

>>83701225
She overcame her eating disorder, God bless her :). Seinfield should have given her a wee hug

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>>83699603

>>83699580
If someone you didn't know just came up to you and asked for a hug would you give them one?

It always felt shallow in high school when some chick was giving away free hugs to everyone in the hallway. Fuck your hugs bitch. Unless you're going to let me touch your cunny fuck off bitch.

>>83705162
Every time I read posts like this, I realize how Seinfeld easily could have aired for another 5+ seasons and it'd still be hilarious.

That said, I'm glad it was killed off when it was.

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>>83699743

I think jerry mistook her for one of the muppets

I remember years ago I rented a documentary that suggested it was about Seinfeld but it was really about an aspiring comedian who idolized Seinfeld. He met him near the very end and gave him a small interview and Jerry acted towards him in a very similar manner.

>>83699580
Seems she wanted some free publicity, Jerry was in the middle of giving an interview when she rushed him. Seems Jerry thought she was a fangirl. Laughed heartily

>>83705162
underrated

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>>83706220
It's not your fault.

desu if i were being interviewed and some random whore tried to crash my interview to steal the spotlight i would be pissed too. I'm with the judenrat.

>>83699743
Everybody is nice to you and the flowers are blooming and the sun is always shining

>>83706220
This pisses me off to no end because it's true.
The only thing women hate more than not having a penis, is seeing the camaraderie and brotherhood among men that they know they'll never have with their "sisters".

>>83706649
>Everybody is nice to you
I suspect this reason is exactly why girls hate nice guys.
Because everyone else just licks the shit clean out of your asshole simply for existing.
So when it guy does it, your pussy instantly dries up.
Because you're a stupid cunt.

>>83699580
Jerry out here on thot patrol

>>83701661
Think you mean a bargain body