What did she mean by this?

She's lubing up her strap-on as we speak

>>83696724
PLEASE DESTROY MY SEMITIC PUSSY YOU ARYAN GOD

collide worlds as in collide genitalia together repeatedly

>>83696724
>we should collide worlds

She wants the D.

>>83696724

Straight up asking to fuck.

I want to collide worlds with Gal Gadot!

>>83696724
>Hitting on a man with wife and kids
She really is a hateful kike

>>83696759
it's almost like she's foreign and doesn't realize this is straight up flirting

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>>83696724

>>83696776
She has kids and her husband herself

Literally everyone wants to fuck Thor.literally everyone.
If you say you don't, you're a damned liar.

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>>83696794
I rather make love to Gal.

>>83696781
This virgin thinks non-Americans don't have sex.

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>>83696788

>>83696724
"Prepare you anus."
I don't know if she's completely aware of how flirty she always comes across. Like when she told Kimmel what he thought about her breasts, or said that she and Amy slept together.

>>83696817
Don't act like your net hers don't long for the hammer of A literal God.

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>>83696788
Oh, so that makes it okay?

>>83696817
>imaging being Jackie Chan

>>83696794
>le everyone is gay meme
American literally believe that

>>83696788
>war hero
>international movie star
>mother of two

Perfect women don't exi-

>>83696724
Thor's hammer obviously.

>>83696856
Sung Kang, fucking retard

>>83696856
>>83696895
Your both idiots. That's Jet Li.

>>83696817
STICC
T
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C
C

She's a slut, probebly already being railed by an entire kibutz at twelve

>>83696724
If we're being serious, I think she meant "we should collide the DC and Marvel cinematic universe, so Wonder Woman could fight Thor"

>>83696817
damn wonder women look like that?

>>83697039
you're reaching

>>83696817
You have been hired by Warner Brothers to be Gal Gadot's dietitian. Your job is to prepare her body for the role of Wonder Woman, powerful, beautiful Amazon warrior. What is your first move?

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>>83697082
Get her naked and have sensual relations with her.

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>we should collide worlds
Is this Chad and Stacy-speak for intercourse?

>>83697094
>"JUST FUCK ME THOR"
what did she mean by this?

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His wife is into it

>>83696724
Marvel just bending over for dc.

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>>83697082
In this fantasy I'm a Chad, right?

>>83697082
stop her from shaving her pussy and ass hole!

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>>83696724
I like Gal but the wife of Thor is so much hotter.
BTW they are friends or something? after all both of them were on those cars movies that the chinese loves.

>>83697082
I'd offer myself to the goddess

>>83697094
you just know

>>83697190
>pussy
Are you okay pusy poster?

>>83697262
fuck off

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>>83697213
>Those pancake tits
>Those hands
>That old busted face

Hotter than Gal?
You crazy

Isn't Gal second baby from Ben Affleck?

Goddamn, man. What a fucking slut.

>>83696817
was this scene really in slow motion

>>83697367
Yeah actually. I think music plays during it.
Haven't seen that movie in a while though.

>>83697267
:^)

>>83697280
but you just described ol gayylmaot head herself

>>83696724
JERRY THE WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

>>83697280
Cutest giraffe ever.

>>83696724
Fight? more like in zombie movie

>>83696724
>jewess obsessed with aryan cock
No big surprise

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>>83696874
>war hero

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>>83696817
i love how this is supposed to convey 'god fucking damn look at how hot gal gadot is' with the reveal of the bikini, the hip swaying walk like shes the hottest piece of ass there, and the slow-mo.

Meanwhile you're actually just looking at a skeleton kike with droopy tits and a pancake ass jiggling in all the wrong places as she struts her bones clanking together across the pool area thinking she's a top tier woman. I laugh everytime I see it.

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>>83698780

>>83698844
This has potential to be the new IMAGINE if you fleshed it out a bit.

>>83698983
>This has potential to be the new IMAGINE if you
No, it doesn't.
Go to bed.

>>83698983
>imagine being jackie chan in this scene and having to be all like "damn gal gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skeletal body and incredibly kike face and deformed vaginal birthed head. I would totally have sex with you and praise you as a feminist icon, both my character in Rush Hour and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another chink in his stuntman group. Like seriously imagine having to be Jackie and not only lean over the bar and pretend to flirt while Gal struts his pancake ass around the pool, the harsh daylight exposing every malformed figure and the jiggling of her body parts in all the wrong places, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that d-list runway walk. Not only having to tolerate her anorexic fucking body and the sound of her bones clanking together but her attitude that she thinks shes a good actress as everyone on set tells her YOU'RE WONDER WOMAN & DAMN, GAL GADOT IS THAT MUSCULAR?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didnt even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but be a kung fu superstar pulling bitches for your ENTIRE CAREER fresh off the boat in China. You've never seen anything this fucking skinny and disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chlorine thats running off her loose cesarean pregnant cut stomach as she tries to lose more weight off it on set, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to work with such a beautiful and talented "actress" and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months to be so ripped. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jackie Chan.

She wants to get NORSE'D

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>>83699185

>>83696724
>cucking himself to save being called a misogynist by not saying Thor would win

Where's your backbone Chris?

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>>83698844
this

>>83696874
>>83698915
>gym trainer
>war hero
by this logic i was more of a war hero then her,and i was an f16 electronics technician .

>>83698780
>spotted the dune nigger

>>83696724
As an Aussie I hate seeing that fucking hack Chris Hemsworth play Thor, he's absolutely awful.
Thor wouldn't struggle to beat down the hulk

>>83698915
>Those twig arms
>Able to wield guns
How?

>>83696817
>literally everygirl in the background is hotter than her
Kek

>>83696788
Yeah but now that she's a big star she figures she can upgrade

>>83699464
>Thor wouldn't struggle to beat down the hulk
Depends which Thor and which Hulk

>>83696817
I'm not sexist or anti-semitic but goddamn she's an ugly fucking kike.

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>>83699185

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>>83697367
Lo and behold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X_m8QxQGeE

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>>83696817
This fucking triggers me every time because she hasn't been looking like that for a long time. Even in F&F she wasn't THAT skinny anymore.

>>83700471
Barely filled out Ms. Skeletal.

Sex.

>>83701215
>barely
She's double the size of the pic on the left and even then she was heavier than the infamous F&F webum.

>>83703051
>double

Double the size of when she was a skeleton? That's not impressive at all. It's like being impressed that a thin person has abs.

>>83699467
Rifles aren't heavy anon.

>>83698983
It was done already, a long time ago. You're late to the party.
>>83699185
The Engrish version is better.

>>83696724
>a**
What did he mean by this?

>>83699348
Fuck off, pointy head

>>83703266
Anus. He wants to be pegged by Gal.

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>>83697213
>>83697132

Now I can't stop thinking about her getting cuckqueaned by Gal

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>>83703337
>swn peg you while screaming obscenities in Hebrew

>>83696817
fuck she looked bad in this

glad she gained some weight

Fuck,being a movie star must feel fucking awesome. For this statement alone he is gonna get more blowjobs than an average guy will get in a lifetime


>thor is so woke! <3

>>83696817
Why did they kill Gisele anyways, did Gal ask to be written out of the franchise?

>>83703337
BTFO MANLETS

>>83703490
>did Gal ask to be written out of the franchise?
I doubt it, she was a literal who before she was lucky enough to get WW

>>83703490
She was only around cause she was fucking Han. Same with Brewster only being around to fuck Brian.

>>83697094
>That immediate shame
Hot

>>83696724
>the God of War wouldn't destroy some puny Amazonian warriors

>>83696817
DAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN HOT

>>83699185
>imagine being jackie chan in this scene
Oh fuck my sides

>>83703518
what does this have to do with the thread?

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>>83703612
holy fuck i just noticed that... amazing

>>83703612
holy shit

>>83696781
Flirting is a universal language

>>83696724
Collide worlds = creampie.

>>83703628
>Implying she can't take on a lightning throwing god of war.
She literally did that in WW.

>>83696741
Thanks, Sherlock.

You guys know that DC has thor too, right?

his ath ith gonna be thor from gal's thrap on

>>83703612
you know shes doing this on purpose so comic fags cream their pants over her

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>>83696724
Im not sure but I think this

>>83706393
It's working.