Who had the best card?

>>83696622
I hate this fucking movie

>>83696622
They're all equally readable. If I were handed all these cards the only thing that would make me favour any over the rest would be that some names are easier to remember (which has nothing to do with the formatting or colour of the card).

This is just going by visual, though; perhaps the materials of a given card feels better than the others to the fingers, but no way to know that.

>>83696622
David's and Patrick's are tied for best. The other two are complete disasters.

Patrick>Timothy>David>Paul

>>83696622

Paul Allen

Simple, legible, smooth and creamy

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten

>>83696622
Paul Allen font + Timothy Bryce card stock

Carruthers and the fact his card is never included is evidence that it's in a category all it's own.

Paul Allen

Nice flat texture and eligible text

>>83696622
The Font on bateman's is shit it's all over the place and the spacing is all fucked. His is the worst.

>>83696629
I hate people who hate things people don't hate

>>83696622
not gonna lie, paul allens card is truly amazing and clearly a cut above the rest

Paul Allen.
Not even up for debate.

>>83696622
I incline towards Timothy Bryce.

Carruthers.

>Van Patten
>Bryce
What a shitshow, why would anyone design such an eyesore?

>>83696629
You okay, anon? You're sweating.

am i seriously the only person who legitimately, unironically thinks that bateman has the best card and paul allen has the worst? is that the meme?

I like Van Patten's.

>>83696622

How can you have 4+ vice presidents?

>>83696622
They're all the fucking same that's the fucking point you IDIOT

>>83696622
Patrick has the best texture and color, Bryce has the best font.

They were all vicepresident???

>>83696622
Bryce>Bateman>Patten>Allen

>>83697487
Allen's card is clean. Splitting the address and fax numbers onto two different lines allows the text to be slightly larger, more readable, with a clear distinction.

It is objectively the best card, without any over the top texturing, and Bateman knew it the moment he saw it, as should any respectable man.

>>83697545
They're really not, are you blind?

Allen's card is easily the best

Perfect colouring, neat yet bold text.

Van Patten's card looks like a 10 year old printed a word document onto toilet paper, very poor effort

>>83696622
Bryce>Allen>Bateman>Van Patten

>>83696622
each card succeeds and fails in certain areas.

Bateman's phone number looks the best, Van Patten's name looks the best, Bryce's looks like it'd be the best to the touch, Paul Allen's doesn't look overblown and too fancy.

How can they all be vice president at the same time?

>>83697677
>>83697666
>>83697644
>>83696622
Impressive. Very nice.

>>83697545
t. suburban and rural retard

Paul Alen is the worst

>>83696629
>no dubs

>>83697542
Different divisions you fucking NEET

>>83697907
speaking of, not a single dubs post in this whole thread.

Allen. Hands down.
It's effortlessly classy whereas the others seem like they're trying too hard.

>>83697931
He might have been wrong, but
>>83697677

>Paul Allen
>decimals instead of dashes in a fucking phone number

he deserved to bleed all over copies of the style section

>>83696622
David > Paul > Patrick > Bryce

You KNOW this is true.

Allen > Bryce > Bateman >David

Paul Allen looks smooth af

>>83696622
paul allen easily

>>83696622
I've just now noticed that their last names are all caps. I never knew this was a thing

>>83696622
huey lewis

>>83696622
Do Americans really spell acquisitions without a c?

>>83696760
David's has too much of a texture, looks like cloth.
Patrick's is the best.

>>83697930
They're all M&A you retard.
>>83697542
The answer is easily. The title means absolutely nothing. I work in banking.

>>83698872
>>83697542
Just to clarify, the hierarchy is

>Analyst > Associate > Vice President > Partner

But depending on the size of the firm you could have a dozen VPs

>>83696622
I like the texture on Bryce's card.

>>83696806
This.

>>83696622
objectively:

Allen>Bateman>shit>the other two

seriously, why even get a job if your name is gonna be that awful on a business card

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>>83696629
do you also hate these dubs?

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IMPRESSIVE

>>83696622
>bateman
>pierce &pierce
>&pierce
>&p

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>83696622
Paul Allens is clearly the most visually aesthetic and legible. Clearly the reason why Patrick wanted to kill him.

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>>83699938
oh sorry friend, i think you dropped these

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>>83700188
IMPRESSIVE
>>83700413
MEDIOCRE

>>83696721
that's the fucking point, holy shit, god.

VAN PATTEN HANDS DOWN

Why do they all have the same number?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496931361115.webm

>>83701475
>green and orange
>pukingman.jpg

>>83701452
because they are all vice president

>>83701452
It's the general phone number of the office, who will then transfer the call to whoever they're looking for.

>>83696622
Why do they all have the same phone number?

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>>83696622
Van Patten or Paul Allen.

Those are impressive, like these.

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this thread stinks