>I love you >I know

>>83696096
>tfw you don't really wanna say i love you back
any of you know this feel?

>you're a big guy
>for you

>>83696107
y-yeah of course!

>>83696107
>tfw you keep your eyes open when she kisses you

I feel like a piece of shit

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>>83696107
>>83696180
Normies OUT

>>83696307

I think you might be lost. This is /tv/, not /r9k/. Go back to your safe space, pathetic robot.

dumb frogposter

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>>83696096
>I love you

Why does a character say this in almost every movie? Its unrealistic and ruins my immersion. People dont actually say "I love you" irl, fucking idiots.

>>83697153
>People dont actually say "I love you" irl, fucking idiots.
Not to you, maybe.

>>83696107
Had a girl break up with me recently because of that. Felt like a jerk in the past saying it when I didn't mean it (not sure I ever really have) so I just won't say it unless I feel it.

Do you man.

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>scifi movie/show
>spaceships make jet engine noises in space

>>83697250
Sounds better than "....."

>>83697249
>tfw don't say i love you back to a girl
>tfw you keep the relationship going for another 10 months
feels good desu

>>83697275
No it doesn't. A good director would film it in a way that isn't boring.

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>character sits down at a bar and orders a "beer"
>doesn't specify brand or even style
>"Coming right up!"

does this happen in real life?

>>83697286
Glad to hear she was reasonable. People go at different speeds can't really change that.

>>83697334
yeah.

>>83697358
this triggers my microbrew autism

what do bartenders give them? just budweiser or some garbage?

>>83697334
In foreign countries sure. I'm stationed in Okinawa and order "beer" and "mixed drink" all the time.
If you do that in the states they'll probably ask what you mean or just go to the next person.

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>>83697250
>space explosion sound effect

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>>83697338
It's funny because later on in the relationship, after being completely reluctant to admit love to her, I realized i'm gay

still had more vaginal sex than most of this board tho

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>>83697334
>character is at his low point
>"whiskey. neat"
>leery eyed old timer bartender stares at him for a few moments
>pours him a drink and character instantly slams it
>pours him another one
>pauses for a moment before leaving the bottle
>goes back to shining an already clean glass while glancing sideways at the character and staring off into a wall
>character sits with his glass in his hand sulking while a news report mentions his name and his mugshot
>close-up shot of the TV
>close-up shot of the jukebox that just stopped and is changing discs to play an old timey song
>character looks around and sees a fat old man looking suspiciously at him
>slams a 5 dollar bill on the table and walks off with the bottle
>fat old man instantly gets up and uses a rotary phone

>>83697485
this sounds comfy

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>>83697440
Whatever floats your boat queer.

>Why are all the hot ones gay?!?

>>83697370
yeah.

>>83697485
That isn't even close to enough money

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>>83697526
that's fucking disgusting

>>83697546
yeah.

>movie has guns

>>83697485
I love this

>>83696096
This is the one time it was clever and original.

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>police stumped on how to catch badguy
>some rando comes into scene, tells cops what bad guy will do
>cops ask how did you know this?
>because that's what i would've done.

>>83697694
>becuase I AM the bad guy
>pulls out guns starts blasting

>american eating at a diner
>he finishes
>drops some bill on the table
>leaves
How the hell did he know how much to pay? How do the workers know he paid his full bill? They do the exact same thing at bars, wtf?

>>83697818
I've done this a few times
Food prices are in the menu that you ordered from
remember that and round up a couple bucks
Tipping culture makes this very easy

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>>83697884
>Tipping culture

>>83697485
>>83697503
>>83697535
>>83697619
BREAKING BAD

>>83697334
you've never been at a bar, they know you're not picky and just give you whichever beer is closest to them on tap and that's it
>mutliple beers on tap
again, the closest one, you obviously don't care, they don't care either.

>>83697995
i've been to bars. i don't make a habit of it, because if i'm going out to drink i'd rather do it at a restaurant and eat as well, but even at bars, i always order something specific.

>>83697250
>muh intersteller
all much ducks need to be in a row

>>83697334
I recall sitting at a German cafe and an old fat man was sitting nearby, when the waitress approached him all he said was "bier" and that was enough.

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>>83697814
>starts blasting
blasting your with PISS from this summer's RAUNCHIEST litty action flick

>>83698026
so how does that I disprove anything that I said? I order something specific too, because I don't like every brand of beer, doesn't mean they will be stunned or will ask you what you want every single time, especially if it's busy. They'll sometimes still ask. realistic dialogue is just not automatically a compelling thing to put on the silver screen, how hard is this to understand?

>>83696180
>>tfw you keep your eyes open when she kisses you

What's wrong with that?

>>83696096

>i love you
>y-you too!

>>83697884
>>83697818

How do you count on strangers not stealing the money? Or the wind blowing it away?

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>>83696096
>type quote
>upload a picture of a frog

>>83698304

Don't live near minorities
Put it under the edge of your coffee cup

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tfw mom says "i love you" while hugging and I just make a grunt noise because I'm too insecure about showing any emotion to her

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>not told anybody I love them since my last gf 15 years ago

>>83697100
Fuck off loser

>>83699976
>not liking NP
>no gf


hmmm

>>83697153
I know that feel

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>>83696107
i have this with my mum
i feel like such a piece of shit but its this huge mental block in my mind for some reason

kill me

>>83696107
>"I love you anon"
>"D-ditto"

>>83697153
top lel roboto

>>83697383
1-1?

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>I love you
>thanks

>>83697250
The sound is from the inside the spaceship.

>>83696107
I have been in two relationships like this. My high school sweetheart (a girl) and a guy a few years ago (I'm bi). I was in a relationship with both but I never truly loved either one and my lack of reciprocation killed both relationships. Maybe I'm autistic or asexual or just typical biscum

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>>83696107
no

>>83696107
maybe if I did she would still be with me.
fuck why couldn't I just fake it.

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>>83696107
>mom is on her deathbed
>she says i love you to us for the last time
>my family all reply back
>i said nothing and cried like a bitch
I'm sorry your son is a pussy, mom.

>>83704493
>those other guys had breath left in them to reply

You;re the real son, OP

>character eats sugar
>becomes hyperactive

Why, US of A ?

>>83704493
my grandmother awoke from a coma on her deathbed, looked at her sister and said "you're the most selfish person I've ever met in my life" then relapsed back into the coma and died an hour later.

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>>83696096

>I love you
>I *brrrghhh* don't *grrrrwaargh* Morty