At what age do you think Lynch lost his virginity?

The day his daughter was born

27

he had a daughter by the age of 22 so probs sooner than you anon

sex is overrated. get over it.

>>83695451
Given the portrayals of women in his movies I'd guess he was date raping girls as early as high school.

>>83695514
This.

>>83695511
This. It's great at first, especially with someone special, but it soon turns into any other vice that you just do out of habit.
t. recovering sex addict

>>83695559
Do you have an addictive personality?

>>83695511
you are just bad at it

>>83695646
I do. Had to give up everything cold turkey to survive.

>>83695673
Addictive personality is most likely strongly linked to the hunter instinct, which the kikes have hijacked in order to murder everything natural.

>>83695451
He shifted into another dimension while transcendentally meditating in his mother's womb and lost his virginity godlike alien being in the 6th dimension. The orgasm he had is what we call The Big Bang and set into motion all that would ever exist and happen in our universe. We are not made of stardust, but of Lynchjizz.

I honestly don't know what woman, or wanton whore, would willingly want to sleep with Lynch. He's weird, but worse than that what woefully worries me most is the wicked or wrongfully perverse way his mind works.

>>83695451
how many women do you think Lynch has had sex with?

>>83697259
According to a number of sources, Lynch was very popular in his younger years. I'd say he had a lot sex, and given his free-spirited nature, I assume it was not only women he had sex with.

>>83697343
He had the attitude and confidence of a chad, but unquestionably the strange artistic quirks of a queer.

>>83695559
Sex addiction is a meme.

>>83697782
Is meme addiction also a meme?

>>83697259
Many, many.

>>83697343
I think he's straight as a die, to be honest, but kinky. I've always assumed that Jeffrey and Frank in Blue Velvet are both him.

>>83697817
No, it's an addiction.

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>>83695451
Kathryn Bigelow was 36 when she lost her virginity (to James Cameron).
Who are some other older celebrity virgins? Sarah Silverman was 24 I think.

>>83697821
>straight as a die
What a bizarre simile. It's almost Lynchian.

>>83697883
wtf I love Zero Dark Thirty now!

>>83697883
poor girl

>>83697883
adriana lima was 20ish years old when she lost hers, maybe even late 20s, I forget.

>>83697883
>Sarah Silverman was 24
HOW can this be true? So bizarre.

>>83697911
Indeed. I love his use of old-fashioned language.

Tina Fey was 24
Enrique Iglesias was 25
Lisa Kudrow was 32

Jeff B. Davis was 25. Blew my mind cause he's a total fucking player now.

>>83697883
Tina Fey

>>83697842
Addiction is a meme.

how does fugging a pusy feel like?

>>83698921
Wet

>>83698921
Like bags of sand

>>83695514
Depiction ≠ condoning
When will people finally realise this

I thought Lynch was gay

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>>83697883
Stephen Merchant 24

>tfw 23 yo virgin

should I just give up on life?

I've already started going completely mentally ill and will probably have serious breakdown soon

everytime I cook food I stare at the sharp blade and want to pierce my skin

>>83699450
Kill some muzzies or antifa at least frend

>>83695473
gave me a sensible chuckle

>>83699450
I lost my virginity at 23 and am living in the happiest period of my life so far at 24.

>>83697883
With Silverman, we are talking about anal virginity, right?

>>83700708
If anyone wants to go this way they should kill prominent radical muslim spokespersons, not random brown people. Killing randoms just makes you another "muh Dylan Roof" retort for liberals to use.

>>83698921
Warm apple pie.

>>83702863
How did you do it?

>>83698879
So she was playing herself in 30 Rock?