AAAALLLLL HAVE SEX WITH ME

>>83695266
Peg, I would rather put my penis inside of an old shoe.

>>83695266
i was 10 when this show aired, and i watch it all the time. did peg give me my milf fetish?

>>83695426
no, your mothers withheld love did that.

>>83695266

No
*flushes toilet*

>>83695266
Why didn't he? I want to cream Pegs mature cock-starved pussy so bad baka

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Netflix picking up Psycho Dad when?

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Who was the most based character any why was it Jefferson?

>>83695512

He did. Each episode was just intense foreplay until their marathon hatefuck

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Why did Al just fuck her at least once a week

when al went to the bathroom, he was jacking it right?

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>a fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today...

>>83695512
because it doesn't matter how hot a woman is when she's your wife. you get so used to fucking them, that it starts to lose its appeal, and you'd rather just watch TV and them fuck off.

>>83695266
>Not plowing her all day long
Al's a fuckin' pleb, or a fag.

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>>83695266

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>>83695574
t. virgin

>>83695574
He was probably trying to pound Kelly.

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Al probably furiously fapped every day in bathroom while sniffing Kellys dirty underwear

>>83695574
Sex is a fucking chore.

>>83695266
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>83695442
You savage and ruthless.

>>83695740
All those eses in your posts are about as many bullets I will put into your skull with my .38

>>83695696
My God I'd pound her so hard.

>>83695266
NO PEG

*LAUGHTRACK*

This is literally the only good show TBS airs.

>Simpsons
>In Living Color
>Married with Children
>COPS
Fox was awesome back in the day.

>>83695905
I miss My Name is Earl so much.

>>83695797
8
I've survived worse

>>83695968
Surely COPS is still as awesome as it ever was. It's just the adventures of cops.

>>83695627
I'm not a virgin but this is scary fucking accurate

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>>83695797
>.38

Thats cute

>>83695627
That's social anxiety, virginity is just a symptom of it.

I fucked some (with and without paying) and I'm still like that. There is no escape.

>>83696256
Bravo Vince

>>83695266
EHHHHHHH...No Peg

>>83695516

He loves his son, he's quick with a gun, killed his wife cuz she weight a ton

PSYCHO DAD PSYCHO DAD

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>>83695627

>not letting peg cuck him so he could spend more time on the toilet or watching tv

Why?

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>mfw Peggy will never peg me

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>>83695442
holy fuck i get it now

>you will never come home from the shoe store only to hear Peg having her brains fucked out by the neighbor

Fuck this and fuck that Dodge

>>83695627
vicious :'(

Why wouldn't he fuck her, Bros?

There was an episode where he fantasized about their neighbour and she was way less hot.

>>83695266
please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, dont make me make love to you.

>>83695540
>marathon

that last two seconds.

>peg cucking Al while grandmaster B faps in another room

Great episode

>>83697181

Because he already did everything to her 15 years before when she was much hotter

>>83696976

Did Peg ever peg Al?

>>83696871

that meme has potential but it is trying way too hard to be le random XDDD

>>83695523
I really hated him but it might just had been the actor. He had an aura of smug and retarded yet fake.

>>83695523
He was great but I prefered the first neighbor, who left.

>>83697613
the wizard shit ruins it. I don't even read them when I see it on r9k.

>>83697181
That was answered in an early episode. She doesn't cook, clean or do anything women should do so he can't see her in that light meaning he doesn't get horny but when she had to clean for the BBQ he was pounding her all throughout the day.

tldr: If Peggy cleaned and cooked, she would get sex.

>>83697613
the wizard shit isn't funny

>>83695360
lol

>>83695512
>>83697181
>>83695574

Peg ruined his life and is an incredibly selfish person. Al is redpilled on the PQ.

>>83695696
>the sluttiest and lewdest female on television in the 90's
>looks pretty modest by today's standards

smdh

>>83697910
>>83699435
This. Somebody just added poorly drawn wizard shit to some other anon's superior work.

>>83695716
This. Honestly, I can't be arsed half the time, I'd rather just be comfy than spending an hour getting all sweaty and gross.

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>>83695608

>>83699826

Exactly,

This is why cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish

>>83695608
*toilet flush*

>>83695516
>ywn watch Psycho Dad with your dad

>>83695716
This is the joke most people don't get.

>>83699884
Nah man you just don't get it.

The real cucks are those of you who think sex is so precious it literally can't be turned down. You just don't get it.

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who wore it better?

Married with Children was sitcom kino before kino was even a meme

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>>83695555
OH FUCK

>>83701399
>brown kelly
hnng

>>83699879
If only Ed O'neill had voiced that dude.

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>>83702407
hnng indeed, anon
hnng indeed

>>83697516
No question about it

>>83695523
>you married the kid from home improvement?

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>tfw incest fetish
>tfw boot fetish
>tfw kelly will never let me touch her dirty boot soles

Anyway, the "Mind your own business" gesture in the "possibly cheating" with gay guy episode might had been one of the best scenes.

>>83695266
I wish my wife begged me for sex. Al you fucked up.

Though I get the joke his wife became a disgusting trash to him but the reality is Kathy segal was hot as fuck.

>>83699879
This joke is so much funnier now that I'm an adult and realize that Leela's voice actor played that character.

>>83695696

Bob: ''I saw your ass moving, are you reading Garfield?

and she was

>>83703637
I remember reading someone far uglier was supposed to be cast at her role.

>>83703689
It'd make a lot more sense, but it was the eighties and uggos on TV were probably taboo
Nowadays, they would have put lena dunham and call it a day

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>>83695569
This. You might think she's hot as a viewer, but Al knows what she looks like when she first wakes up in the morning and what her farts smell like.

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>>83696490
>S&W

Enjoy not being able to shoot hot loads.

>>83703654
>this joke is so much funnier than that I actually understand it

Hmm... imagine that.

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>>83701399
russian version

>Vengeance shall be mine.
>Then, vengeance can't be a woman.

>>83697886
No way. New Jefferson was better.

>>83703754
>not being aroused by your girl's farts
get a load of this homo

>>83703785
*now that

Damn it.

>>83695442
It was this and Back to the Future that did it to me

>>83697886
He was a proud and successful man, an antithesis to how beaten by life Al was. Fit better than whatever newguy was supposed to be.

>>83698331
This. Al was always tired and pissed off from dealing with the women at the shoe store, and then he comes home to a wife who doesn't clean or cook or put any effort in. If she can't be bothered for anything he can't be bothered for sex.

>>83697424
>gas passer B

>>83698331
It's answered in every episode. For Al life was just chores he had to do for other people, including sex.

>>83697613
Virgin ones are trolling, chad ones are funny rebuttals, wizard ones are just cringe.

>>83696490
>>83703784

I DO feel lucky, thanks for asking.

>>83697424
>Ghostbuster B

>>83695574
It would have made more sense if Peg was obese.

>>83697424
>Crossdresser B

>>83697613
Someone should just edit out the wizard shit

>>83695555
because she was his wife.Fucking your wife is like fucking something...uhhh...I don't know...really bad.And annoying.

>>83703689

They originally wanted Sam Kinison & Roseanne Barr as Al & Peg but it didn't happen for whatever reason & Roseanne ended up getting her own show anyway.

>>83699879
I never realized she voiced Leela, what the fuck is wrong with me? I even watched both shows all the time.

>>83699649
>PQ
Peg Question or Pussy Question?

>>83703958
>For Al life was just chores he had to do for other people
This is why Married With Children will forever and always be funny to men and mostly men

>have to put up with your shit boss
>have to put up with your shit fat lady customers
>have to put up with feminists ruining your favorite TV shows
>have to put up with ungrateful spoiled young kids
>have to put up with a lazy bitchy selfish wife/gf

It's the quintessential male experience, and it still holds up even today

>>83695516
Thanks for the idea Anon. Just bought my dad a Psycho dad shirt for Father's day

>>83706049
>Kids, thank your father.

>>83695470
Explain this joke for non-americans.

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>>83706254
Al always takes a big fat shit and overfloods the toilet

I'd have nutted in her every day.

>>83706281
You have to flush the toilet at least twice to avoid this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LESGWIeeEyk

when al raped peggy and everyone laughed

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>>83695442
My mum loves me a lot. I'm pretty sure my MILF fetish has something to do with my vagina fetish.

Stop projecting please and thanks

>>83706506
>I don't have mommy issues
>uses DaddyIssuesSupreme as an image

>>83695442
Maybe this is why I find "milf"s gross. They're just old ladies to me.

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>>83703660
>>83699649
>>83695696

>>83696256
JESUS CHRIST MARIE!

what was wrong with Al taking a newspaper to the bathroom?

>>83695696
>that episode where Al stays alone in the house with Kelly and fantasizes about fucking hot blondes all day long.

gee, be less subtle why don't you.

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>Making fun of Marcy because she has small breasts and a mannish behavior
>Characters calling other characters 'gay' as an insult and laughing at them
>Al constantly denying he's gay and shows apparent fear from them.
>All female characters are gold digging sluts.
>All good looking women are dumb as shit

Do you think 'Married with Children' could have survived in modern age television?

>>83707201
>Al's power stance

>>83707320
We're never going to escape baneposting are we

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>>83707383
>Al jumped out of a plan without a parachute once
I guess not

>>83707201
Kek. The funny thing is, No Ma'am has actually become a reality on the Internet in the form of insane manosphere and alt-right dweebs who blame feminism for ruining western civilization.

>A fat woman blubbered in today asking if I could find her something to fit into. I said, "Try Wyoming!"

/r/ing pictures of Kelly's ass. She looked so hot in those jeans. Google images doesn't bring anything good up.

>>83703799

Russia is full of insanely hot teen girls and they chose that to play Kelly?

>>83708300
she's aiite

>>83695627
>hair seems to overreact to the wind

jesus fucking christ this

my hair is the least resistant shit to wind in history

>>83707715
Use more buzzwords my dude, you will surely seem more 4chanesque that way

>>83708341

Sure, she's fairly attractive, but Applegate was a fucking 10/10.

>>83695627
>hair seems to overreact to wind
how to fix this? i tried having sex but it didnt help

>>83708403
I don't care about seeming 4chanesque. I'm just giving my opinions on certain groupings that have grown online in the last 20 years or so. I've paid attention to the manosphere grow all the way from its relatively early days when it was mostly discussion of pick-up artistry. It's always had a positive quality of helping men become stronger, but in the last few years more and more whining dweebs have crept into it who just complain about women and feminism and have no idea how good they actually have it in modern civilization.

>>83708248
i could use some of these pics for my folder shes a literal 10/10

milkies!

>>83707145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNRhtip6S4

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>>83708574
Kinda like the women who complain about "micro aggressions" and outdated radical-left-wing myths when they actually have it the best out of anyone else in modern 1st world countries? I know, it seems like everyone just wants to whine nowadays brah

>>83708958
this and black doctor are the only skits i've ever watched from this show.

>>83697613
>>83696871

what the fuck is up with that wizard garbage

>>83709060
You owe it to yourself to watch more. Watch the Grapist and the PCP skit at least.

>>83695442
You an ass dawg.

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>>83697886
>that one episode where he returned

>>83695696
>Applegate lost her boobs

RIP

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God Among Men

Having rewatched a few episodes recently I can say I'm shocked my parents let me watch this show as a kid. 90% of the jokes are sex jokes

>>83695266
If she want an orgy she will get it!

>>83709559
This was the one show my mom wouldn't let me watch. And she generally didn't worry about tv or video games warping my mind.

>>83709559

Kids don't get sex jokes, "Married with children" has enough slapstick goofiness to appeal to kids and enough smut to appeal to adults, near perfect family sitcom.

>>83707095
Why do you take your phone into the bathroom?

>>83709559
but they're the type of jokes that go over your head when you're too young to understand them.

>>83695627
I've gotten laid, but that all too accurately describes me.

>>83709723
?

>>83709025
Well yeah, kind of like that. Of course women do it too.

>>83709723
>just pinkeye my shit up

How do people have enough time to read or use a phone in there? eat more fruit.

GRIFF GO TAKE CARE OF THAT, AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE GO PLUCK THE CHICKEN NEXT DOOR TOO!

>>83709801
>touching your eyes
>ever

why would you do this?

>>83709343
god she had such nice cheek bones.

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>>83709942
>had
Umm... think again, sweetie.

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Stand back, cucks, best girl coming through.

>>83710010
she's still got it but what would you prefer, peggy era sagal or extreme gilf sagal?

i'd take em both but preference.

>>83710045
Post webms and/or gifs from that episode.

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>>83710049
MwC era Sagal for sure, but Sagal can do whatever she wants to me no matter her age.

>>83695968
ROC
Living Single
Martin
X files

>>83702447
Yeah that was the biggest missed opportunity. I guess he wasn't available at the time or declined?

>>83695627
>>83709742
>>83708572
>>83708346
I just wear a cap these days. Fuck everything.

>>83710010
>>83710172
MOMMY?

I would prefer not to

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>>83710255
Mommy indeed, quite possible GamGam

>>83706506
>vagina fetish

eeeew

>>83710172
god dayum

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>>83710464
I know, right?

>>83708572
buzzcut.

>>83709723
to play solitaire while i shit

>>83707201
Macy is top tier tsun waifu material

>>83697613
>>83697910
>>83699435
>>83703970
>>83705002
>>83709239
t. members of the Ministry of Magic

>mature segal will never give you a handjob while whispering in a lustful tone "mommy loves you" into your ear

>>83710045
Who?

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>>83711187
>mfw

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German Al was GOAT, the rest was utter shit.

>>83695523
Almost as forced as Seven

>>83707715
>Implying they didn't destroy Western Civilization
Toastie Roastie detected

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>>83695266
he was too busy fucking his daughter

>>83712079

kek

Poor Father.

>>83712079
>brunette
>+
>redhead
>=blonde

????

>>83695523
I preferred Steve but Jefferson did certainly get much much better as the show went on.
>>83709297
He returned in three or four episodes you doofus.

>>83712927
It was established that both of them were brunettes and dyed their hair.

>>83712079
I want her to cuck me

>>83703585
>Excuse me, aren't you Bruce Jenner?
>No I am not!
>Are you sure?

>Aren't you Bruce Jenner? Can I get your autograph please?

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>>83712927

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>>83712898

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>"Come on, Al. Can't you let the little guy out?"
>"Geez, Leela! Twice in one day? I'm not Superman!"

>>83713214
>>83713256
God I love the fact that the women rarely wore bras in this show.

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>>83713122

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>>83713334

>>83712927
>This is your typical /tv/ fags understanding of genetics

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>>83713317

>>83695442
Wot did you just say about me mum, mate?

>>83695470
>Furious applause, whistles and howl's

>>83713336
thank you os much

>>83703799
that one actually looks like it would be good

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>>83713477

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>>83713707

>>83695442
I'd say guys with good, sweet, snuggly moms more likely have milf fetishes than guys who had bad, distant moms.

But I think it also comes down to: simple biological wiring - we simultanously have an attraction for young healthy teen types and then full figured mom/wife types.

Also, women in 90s porn all look like suburban moms. After a while you realized you were jerking off to a mom aesthetic.

>>83695716
My longest relationship was 7 years and I fucked her just about every day. It's a chore if you make it one. Sometimes you gotta put in an effort but other times you just have her ride you and get a quick nut off. Sometimes you do it in a public space, or do some bdsm shit or roleplay pretending she's her sister, mom, etc.

Gotta spice it up.

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>>83713829

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Al, the only way you could please a woman is by leaving the room!

>>83706586
This. Buddy of men loves gilfs even because he said they know how to fuck and take care of a man. But she looks like an old dishrag. Fuck that. I can take care of myself. I'd rather fuck hot, selfish pussy than have some old, dried up cobwebs clinging allover me.

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>>83713798

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>>83706942

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>>83714586

>>83695266
Some days you understood why just didn't killed himself, Ed O'neil it's a genius for making that point across.

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>>83695627
oh no...oh nooooooooo

>>83699879
>tfw only realised she voiced leela after this episode

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>>83715051

>>83715158
wew lad

>>83695266
Peg is one of the most beautiful women in history

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>>83714737

>>83715232
Her look was always too white trash for me.

I was always more middle class and that trailer look put me off.

Hate her campy hairstyle too. I hate that 80s-doing-early-60s thing.

>>83715271
that 80s style of hair is so whorish.

>>83695442
It's closer to the opposite of that. You should heavily avoid women who have a bad relationship with their mother because they tend to be manipulative and cold

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>>83715218

>>83695266
Id have knocked her up so many times that she would have been a fat grandma in her 30's

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>>83715232

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Get out of Grandmaster One's way, losers!

>>83703784
Hot loads don't matter when it's all to the face

>>83695266
MILKY JUGGS

>>83715232
wasn't she married to Arnold Schwarznigger at one time? You know she does kegals and has a tight box.

I will never ever find that softcore cinemax movie where a woman who looked a lot like Katey Sagal started having sex in a sauna with another hot chick. I've been searching for it for over a decade.

Id tongue fuck that old ladies shitbox

>Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?

>>83695716
I realized the other day that I'm a pornosexual. i.e. someone who favours getting off to porn to actual sex. You probably are too. Google it. It's an epidemic. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/rise-pornosexual-increasing-numbers-shun-sex-real-people/

>>83709025
Including you for even posting about a loud but very small minority of women on the internet

>>83697181
You would go flaccid quick for a hot woman if you had to do chores for her.

>>83695627
>hair seems to overreact to wind
holy fuck this is so spot on

>>83715271
Why does Al make that fake, dopey face whenever Kelly does something overtly slutty (unintentionally of course) in front of him. Was he a closetfag?

>>83716478
Nah ur just a fat and undesirable beta making excuses for urself.

>>83717360
No.he was extremely dissapointed in his kids.

>>83715158
3 golden globes, what a talent she is

>>83697424
What about
>it's Al and Peg searching for the name of a song they listened to while fucking in the backseat when they were younger going to every record store humming the tune and Al is convinced this young black record store clerk knows but Peg isn't convinced so Al puts money on it and Peg loses the bet and asks the nigger to name another rare song and if he does Peg will literally kiss his black ass then cut to Al and Peg coming in their front door with Al laughing counting his money while Peg disgustingly wipes her mouth of nigger ass episode.

That was my first introduction to cucking as a kid.

>>83695470
intentional simpsons reference or is there an actual MWC episode where this happens?

>>83715635
I know the feel. Still looking for a Eurotrash Skinemax flick from the early 70's where some hot little blonde rides this guy's dick in some indoor pool. The guy looked like an older, balding version of that Shamwow guy. The title was called Superwomen i think but imdb has no fucking clue.

>>83695627
Ive seen this a hundred times but for the first time noticed
>new balance shoes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83695627
>not reverting to running shoes 24/7 after your arches fall from a lifetime of wearing shoes as little as possible
children, all of you

>>83695634
This.

>>83718221
You are worse than the audience of this show.

>>83695696
My cousin looks a lot like her, but with bigger titties.

I've seen her naked on numerous occasions

I fap to her daily

>>83695266
My childhood crush, I've lost count how much glue I've lost to Katey Sagal

>>83709338
rip
despite that she's so genki and cheerful

>>83710045
I can't believe she died of a drug overdose couple of years back. she was living 70's show to the max.

>>83715271
...Makes one wonder how many guys Al chased out of his house when he caught them balls deep in Kelly in her bedroom or on the couch.

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I love Kelly's late 80s/early 90s hair-metal style, its really hot for some reason. Most girls IRL probably didn't pull it off well but Applegate looks like the perfect groupie at a Slaughter concert in 1991.

>>83718549
You hit it spot on, good god that's one of the reasons why I've been dating mostly metal heads

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>>83718549
>owl

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>>83718328

>>83718664
man, JUST doesn't begin to even cover it

>>83718664
I wonder how many casting couches she had to ensure to fuck her up that badly...

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>>83715271
>tfw no 80's bimbo gf

>>83718664
>Roughly two months after her 2013 DUI arrest, Kelly checked into the Pax Rehab House in Altadena, California. A few days later, she died in her sleep on August 15, 2013, at the age of 43. The cause of death wasn't immediately apparent, but police didn't expect foul play. Months later, the Los Angeles coroner's office released a statement saying Kelly's death was the result of an accidental unspecified oral "multiple drug intoxication."

>Her estranged husband, Gilliam, blamed her relapse on her boyfriend at the time, claiming that in the two weeks leading up to her death, "she called me 22 times to get away from him." The boyfriend retorted that Kelly's problem was due to years of physical and emotional abuse from Gilliam. We'll never really know the full story, but the end result is the same: a life once filled with potential, ended far too soon.

jesus

>>83706254
Toilet's are the things normal people poo in pajeet

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>>83718844

>>83699879

never knew either

>>83718000
Ikr. Not wearing J's like a total fucking tool.

>>83701399
>>83703799
>>83711601
How does this work?
Are these shows sanctioned, or are they just "Transmorphers"?

>>83718664
SKATE YOUR ASS TO MAAAARRSSS!!!

>>83717931
It's just a reference to "toilet humor" being used frequently in Married With Children.

>>83718549
Poser. She was probably a Depeche Mode fan.

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>>83718716

Im sorry but the world tour of MwC knockoffs from the most random countries is just fucking FASCINATING

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>>83718734

>>83718664
>>83719256
This woman is not attractive to me at all.
Are you guys just looking past her face to her tits and make-up?

>>83719146
back in the day Fox was really hurting for money. At one point they had to cancel a bunch of their shows otherwise they would've gone under (rassin frassin cancelling Alien Nation dammit)

So I'd speculate that they sold the show rights and scripts to other countries and they made their own version of the show.


>>83719294
>dat retro porn star aesthetic.

>court jester B

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>>83718792

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>>83695266

>YWN prime Katey Sagal

>>83719313
If that's the case, it would be pretty cool to see the foreign versions compared to the original on an episode basis to see the differences.

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>>83719156

>>83719306
didn't she die?

>>83719313
Other countries aren't beholden to our copyright laws. For instance, China has their own copyright legislation that we ignore, so they ignore ours.

>>83719379
it hurts

>>83718844
i poo in the shower and stomp it down the drain

>>83719438
Out of curiosity do you have some examples of Chinese copyrights we ignore? I know they're infamous for not giving a shit about ours, but I've never heard the other way around

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>>83719306
>>83719313

>>83719386
>If that's the case, it would be pretty cool to see the foreign versions compared to the original on an episode basis to see the differences.
Weird as fuck I'd think.
There's definitely some cultural differences that would not translate over or that the other cultures would add.

>imagining an Iranian MwC
D:


>>83719438
>Other countries aren't beholden to our copyright laws. For instance, China has their own copyright legislation that we ignore, so they ignore ours.
Yeah I know that's a possibility but I wouldn't doubt that Fox simply sold the rights. I recall its been done with other shows before and since so it could be the case with MwC.


>>83719520
>Was it cold in the studio or did the producer pinch her nips to get the desired effect?

>>83719520

>you now realize this actress is dead.

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>>83719599
>>83719565

>>83710172
Her and JLD both age like fine wine.

>>83719633
>hfw the producer slid his finger into her snatch unannounced

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>>83719068
Fucking gross show in terms of content and adaptation. It started out decent, that's the worst part. Just two seasons in and the characters were all literally the same stupìd morande y compañia tier joke every scene and episode. It wasn't even trying.

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>>83719806
>morande y compañia tier
speak english

>>83719399
Yep. See:
>>83718792

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>>83719687

>>83719891
>"I have to do WHAT to keep my job?!?!"

>>83719853
Chilean late show that has survived through the years. It hires some of the worst comedians of the country and gives them seriously crappy gags.

I recognize it is fun when they abuse their midget actor however, That's guilty fun in many ways tho.

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>>83706328
>american plumbing

>>83695442
*you're

>>83720067
how do i upvote?

>>83695266
I've had too many dreams where I went down to V-town while she sat on that coach right there
Man back then - you could grab a diamond cutter, it would not go through my dick

>>83716478
i think my bf has this :(
but im fat and ugly so thats probably the biggest issue

>>83705132
Your wife sounds like a goblin dude, maybe if you had married someone attractive and not annoying/retarded you would want to fuck them

>>83701399
francella was so good on this, literally the perfect al bundy

>>83695555
marriage is where sex goes to die.

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>>83721197
Francella is always fucking good, at least what I've seen from him, even in fucking Brigada Cola he was good.

>>83713741

>when mommy is jealous of own daughter.

>>83695442
le jordan peterssons meme

>>83715271

>daddy i want to tell you something
>uncle touch me

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>tfw my season 9 torrent is at 19kB/s
>1 week

>>83695627

I don't do these but I'm a virgin...

>>83719068
Married With Chileans?