Times when Al was based.

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>>83695072
>how dare you say that to my face!
I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!

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>>83695072
>I have had just about enough of you!
You wouldn't say that if I cam with fries and a medium drink

>>83695072
Every time

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>>83695153
You know medium? The size between small and YOU

How come they don't make banter like this anymore

>>83695177
feminazis would literally cry themselves to sleep

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>>83695072
>I'd like these in a different shade of blue!
I'll tell you what I'll do then...we'll stand you infront of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "MOO" and I'll stop

>>83695177
People over 30 still do. Your generation is fucked though.

It was in either season 1 or season 2 but al is talking about what it's like being married and he looks over and says "why don't you just go home?"

I laughed pretty hard because that's what I feel like all the time.

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>based black man

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>Ohhh Al

Peg: What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al: A JOB!

>>83695464
>Michael M Goye

what did he mean by this?

I've never seen this show, but there was a reference to it in the simpsons I think. he has a toilet next to the couch and flushes it.

do americans really have toilets next to their couches?

>>83696901
>I've never seen this show

kys millennial

>>83696924

can you explain the reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRCHBi0DRFg