Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

I'm so kino that I only watch black and white foreign films...with no subtitles!

i watched the star wars prequels
and i liked them

>>83693797
I watched Logan and I only cried for 20 minutes

I've watched all 3 volumes of The Human Condition consecutively.

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>>83693894
You call that being patrician? Next.

i watched a couple of movies once

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>>83693854
Here's a better place that suits your taste.

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>>83693978
Yeah, so?

Platoon is the greatest war movie made

>>83694024
they were good

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>>83694034
Do you really expect me to let you in after giving me that answer? Get to the back of the line.

Casino > Goodfellas

>>83694034
disregard that, I suck cocks

the greatest war movie is thin red line

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>>83694048

I've never seen any of the MCU movies.

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>>83693797

I've watched The Shining forwards and backwards

at the same time.

Jackie Brown is Tarantino's best film.

>>83693797
I enjoyed every single Jason Statham movie

Its my boy tutweezy

>>83694081
>inner monologues: the movie

Just because there were some angry japs around when they were daydreaming doesnt make it a war movie

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>>83694080
Alright, you can come through

i watch my kinos at 0.5x speed

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>>83694157
Here a Bette place for you

There isn't a single good superhero film

>>83693797
I unironically love Roadhouse and Deathproof.

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>>83694230
You can come in

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>>83694245
That's just sad

I watched The Neon Demon in one sitting without yawning.

>>83693797
i watched D.W Griffith's entire body of work all at the same time

i only critique movies i've seen

Mulholland drive -- refn in general in an over rated fuck stain

At 830pm I started marathoning all the LOTR movies when I had to leave at 9am to drive from Utah to Washington

I watch movies by breaking into sets during production

>>83693797
I watched Inland Empire all in one sitting at 3 AM and liked it.

>>83695143
Same guy, I also drank 750ml of fireball and watched Sandy Wexler. Didn't enjoy it but didn't hate it enough to not finish

>>83693797
I've seen BvS 16 times.
Without milk.

>>83693797
I once watched Satantandra without dubs or subtitles in one sitting and I don't even speak Hungarian

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>>83693797
I'm so patrician, Armond White once called me a contrarian during my third consecutive BvS screening party

>>83693797
>I watched oldboy...
>"So?"
>Without any subtitles

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I don't watch tv nor movies.

>>83696027
Wait. Am I pratrician or just irresponsible?

Psshh, fags.
I however only watch films prior to 1955, original directors pre-cut, 5 hour edition on authentic film reel played solely on a projector at my towns drive in, open Sunday's at 4:00 am just for me.

Only God Forgives is kino

>>83693797
My top 10 list doesn't contain a single english spoken movie.

I own 3 copies of the discontinued The Anvil Hoarder (1930) from the criterion collection.

Only 15 were made. Hoping they'll skyrocket once the remake is inevitably made.

Trzy Kolory is by far the best trilogy

I watched Anticipation of the Night

>without the optional soundtrack

>>83693797
I'm so patrician, I watched Muholland Drive.

>without masturbating

IV, III, V, VI, I, II

>>83693797
I own the film reels for all of my top 50.