CALL NOW before it's TOO LATE

>before you get your kids taken away
jesus doc

If my insurance would've paid, I'd still be alive :(

>>83691226
how about I call you daddy and you fuck my asshole instead?

>>83691257
what did doc mean by this?

This is from a drug rehab commercial but the guy is trying so hard to convince you it is actually comical.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nbLEaVAM2E

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Is it just me, or does that guy look an awful lot like The Cook?

>>83691548
BRCAUSE I HAVE AN ADDICTION
ITS A DISEASE

>>83691226
>here put on this stethoscope so people will think you're a doctor

>>83691226
Didn't this guy die of an od

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Why haven't you called? Come get your special pillow!

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THIS IS PERFECT FOR MEN

>>83691707
I was watching telekino with my mom and this fucking commercial came on.

She was like aww, but the only thought going through my mind was if that armless kid running at a good sprint with a gas mask on.

Metro 2033 shit here man fuck shriners that shit scary

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ITT: post kinommercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm7lhFkEijY

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>>83691707
Does anyone else hate this smug arrogant prick?

He sounds so fucking condescending

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>>83691858
Your self esteem is so fucked that you feel like a crippled child is talking down to you.

>>83691707
That kid creeps me out

>>83691918
How could it not be? I mean look at that pillow.

MY NAME IS LARRY KING AND SINCE I STARTED TAKING OYSTER JIZZ MY MENTAL FACULTIES REVERTED TO THE SAME LEVEL AS WHEN I WAS ONLY 75. BUY OYSTER JIZZ MOLECULES AND GET YOUR BRAIN WORKING AGAIN. I AM LARRY KING AND I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

IF YOUR OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJErVlVOY8

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YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

>>83691707
GREEN IS IT'S COLOR

>>83691649
what kind of loser porn star has to do shit-tier commercials to make dosh? fuck outta here

>>83691985
kek

>>83691791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy6Tng5VTDo
THE HAMMER EHHHHCKS DRIVER

>>83691791
>tfw you work for Empire
Every fucking appointment I have my customers sing the goddamn jingle

>>83691791
>The Empire guy died years ago

Feels bad man

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>Watch "The Texas Hammer" commercials for years
>Suddenly he multiplies
>Now there are TWO "Texas Hammers"

Fucking hell is it even possible for these guys to lose a case, who would want to go up against them

This nigga DEFINITELY smokes weed

>>83693276
>tfw brian loncar "the strong arm" died of a coke overdose after his daughter committed suicide

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*accents intensify*

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STANLEY STEAMER GETS YOUR HOME CLEANER!

>>83693563
General commercials remind me of growing up poor without cable. Along with all those shit trade school commercials too

>>83691226
Wanna talk some shit?

>>83693682
Call me, and start some shit, bitch

>>83693682
>>83693715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
My negers

>>83691599
its MUH KNEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fM5K5jK840

who /chicago/ here?

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

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F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE....CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BAY BEE

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IF YOU HAVE A PHONE 'YOU' HAVE A LAWYER

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Before SunSetter, the sun made our families patio so hot and uncomfortable, we couldn't use it!

>>83691428
You won't get in on the class action lawsuit and get $53.

>>83691707
>this adorable blanket

>>83695287
classic, but the appropriate quote is "Before SunSetter retractable awning..."

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>>83691226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>83695349
Fuck off

>>83691791
>empire today
>next day
flagrant false advertising

NOW BACK TO COMEDY CENTRAL AND ADULT SWIM!!
Way to kill a fucking party bro....

All I need is one of those ASPCA commerci---
"This dog is abused...and near death...eyes poked out"....
CHANNEL CHANGE IMMEDIATELY

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>>83695379

>>83695428
kys my dude

My name is Doug.

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>>83691791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msme3BiXXt4

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>>83695436
Such hostility, all about a/c

>>83695457
SEARSously end it

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>>83695475
No

>>83695498
Time for a brain slushie

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>>83695527
Enjoy

>>83695581
Ok. I like it bro.

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>>83691791