What would you do if you came across Randy in this situation?

>tfw youll never eat cheeseburgers with smokey

what was randy's greatest moment?

IMO
kicking cyrus' ass in s4

>>83689217
"frig off barb"

>>83689217
ARE THOSE MY CHEESEBURGERS RICKY

idgaf if the edgy people havn't liked trailer kino since s6, but i loved season 11

>a liquor captain never abandons a sinking ship


>>83689268
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH MR LAHEY A TIGER JUST AT ALL MY CHEESEBURGERS

>>83689086
probably buy hi a cheeseburger to help him out and then go find Lahey

But If I lived in the park I always imagined myself as a somewhat nice person who got along with everybody. Just smoke weed all day and live on welfare. I'd try to open a business in the park, something like an arcarde but instead of cabinets it would be old video game systems hooked up to tv's, and I'd charge people to play. It would be pertty chill and I'd run it with my trashy but cute wife.

>>83689294
I haven't seen season 11, but I thought 9 and 10 were funny. The running gags were great.

>>83689294

SHIT SHIP


HOW THE FUCK DID I TYPO AND FORGET "SHIT"

to be fair i am 6/10 FUCKED

>>83689336

i loved season 8, the oil refinery was hilarious. but 9-10 were great except for the excessive snoopdog and tom arnold in the last 3 eps of 10.

i thought snoop as a guest was fine just as most of their past guest stars, but 3 full episodes wasn't the trailer kino way

>>83689294
i thought the rendition of ESB was pretty good

>>83689217
>Why don't you go and pave your cave, ya fuckin' caveman?

>>83689086
Pay him $100 to fuck off

>>83689402

>IM NOT A SOLDIER AND YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANYMORE !

then him discovering Private Dancer and calling him a bullshitter was hilarious

if it wasn't for that gut randy would be a handsome man no homo

>>83689520
fuck off randy

>>83689086
Wouldn't know how to pimp a fatfuck.

But, I would get him a few cheeseburgers ASAP. And continue giving them to him regularly to get on his good side, developing trust and dependence. Make him think I'm his friend.

Then potentially I could get him to rob people for me, date-rape his clients, bring me the cash run dirty errands, etc.

A foot-in-the-door scenario. He'll think at that point he's indebted to me. He won't be a rat when it comes to me. Confirm my alibis. And in the end, if I'm really in a jam, I can pin whatever on him and throw him to the wolves.

Foot-in-the-door works. Cheeseburgers.

>>83689833
Unless you're a balding old drunk, he won't pledge his loyalty to you.

>>83689917
Are you kidding? He would have pledged his loyalty to anyone in the trailer park. Lahey was the only one who acknowledges him, albeit in a drunken stupor. He could have been in the crew if the boys were nice to him.

>>83690434

bullshit. randy loves lahey. remember when he chose the greasy gamy bluejay burger over the tasty cheeseburgers ricky and bubbles offered him.

>>83689294
JESUS, HES ALREADY ANOINTED IN THE LIQUOR

>>83690692
Would you accept a subpar burger from those dirty white trash scumbags? No, you'd choose a high-tier burger from someone who is nice to you.

>>83689520
Pants finally burst Randy?

>>83689217
Classic TPB: when he convinces Lahey not to kill ricky in s3 finale

Nu TPB: when he checks Private Dancer's oil

>>83691358

"Didn't know you were a fan of Andre the Giant?"

-"never heard of him bubs"

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You fucks be jealous I got to rub his gawd damn gut.

>>83689086
>show set in Canada
>it's never snowing or even cold

What did they mean by this?

>>83692611

the boys are always in jail during the winter, fucking suit dummy

>>83692611

It was snow filled as fuck during the Christmas Special.

>>83691893
how does one get a body like that?

>>83692814

15 dirty cheeseburgers and onion rings

>>83692740
>Christmas Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQx56-vwIm4
This scene gets me every time, especially when the letter brings up Ricky.

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That glorious gut. The man..the myth...the legend...

>>83692740
I know but that was the only time.

>>83692740
Post disregarded until poster learns English

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>>83694801

So close.

Have fun frig-dancing.
And by the way, Berb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

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>>83689086
If I was Lahey and heard about it, I would drive down there right away an apologize for whatever shit I'd done. A) I'd want to protect the one I love and B) Randy is better than whoring himself out for burgers.

>>83695289

goddamn s11 was good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huc-yObbX74

>>83695366
Bruh, I thought it was good too. Surprisingly good.

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>>83695383

>poaching lobsters


JUST ANOTHER GREASY JOB TO ADD TO THE FUCKEN RESUME

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>>83695289
Is there a better pair in all of television than Mr. Lahey and Randy?

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>>83695366
>randy the ol shit liner seems pretty..... fucking seaworthy eh bud

>>83692814
beer

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>>83691893
Nah because I did too