Just left a screening for Spider-Man: Homecoming

>>83688626

she's about to have her Gal Gadot revolution where everyone who hated her falls in love

>>83688626
On a scale of 1-15, how much of Spider-Man was cgi?

>>83688626
what did you like about it?
How does it compare to the garfield spidey?
the maguire spidey?

>>83688626
>liking the nigger
Jesus op what the fuck?

>>83688626
She looks like shit in this movie but she's kinda qt in real life

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>>83688755
>Not liking mocha
How gay are you?

I don't believe you.

You're a liar.

PLAY FUCKING LOUD!

>>83688626
why does she look dirty and homeless in the trailer?

>Film targeted for kid demographic
Whats it like being underage OP? I forget.

>>83688813
Yep she's qt. Too bad she has no tits or ass

>>83688669

I can already feel it. Its spreading through my veins like venom. I haven't watched the movie but she's the best actor in it. Everything about her is perfect. 11/10 movie. Nooooooo.

>>83688626
Fuck...you shills start fucking early.

>>83688717
The marketing makes it seems like Iron Man 4 but Tony's part was very nuanced and effective; really enjoyed the dynamic between him and peter. Also there's a really sweet Captain America cameo. The action was cool too, Vulture was Spider-Man 2 Doc Ock tier.

>>83688709
The pracitcal and CGI are seamed together effortlessly, not too jarring. The suit looked great.

>>83688826

she's probably playing a hipster

Spoil the whole thing.

>>83688870
>y-you don't like girls I like you must be a Jew

Do you hear how you sound

>>83688924

Spiderman wins at the end.

>>83688626
Post credit scene? Also, how often is Tom Holland shirtless? No homo.

>>83688946
Confirmed fake. Nothing to see here, folks!

>>83688813
Now post an image where they're over the age of 30

does she do sexy lewd scenes?

>>83688626
Yeah no. I've seen enough of her "acting" to know she's the worst part of this movie, besides that fat asian fuck

>>83688871
Why did the giant sloth turn into anakin skywalker?

>>83688871
>nuanced and effective
>the dynamic between him and peter
>pracitcal and CGI are seamed together effortlessly
jesus fuck you shills need to figure out how to be less obvious

>>83688626
Is she a a character?

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>>83688988
>no homo

>>83688763
no, she really looks like shit

>>83688626
Is that god ugly mongrel supposed to be Mary Jane?

>>83688813
Post a pic of her not caked in make-up.

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>>83690430
What the HECK!?

>>83689781
kek

so fucking blatant

SHILLS THIS IS NOT REDDIT

WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE

>>83689781
>>83690958
>shill
>spoils the captain america cameo

You guys spout "shill" because you think pointing out an imaginary figure is you're only contribution to the world in your neet life it's pathetic bros it really is

>tfw no pretty gf in hs

FUCK

>>83689781
Disney pays people to spoil their movies?

>>83688626
It's strange I never heard of this girl before those pimple ads. Is she famous because of fucking pimple ads?

>>83691214
No she's from Disney channel

>>83688820
Bob?

>>83688626
Stop trying to make Zendaya happen. I know her PR company is working overtime to make her a thing, but it's not happening.

>>83688626
Is that supposed to be Mary Jane?

Is this some kind of sick joke?

Why not make Peter Parker a Somali refugee while you're at it?

>>83692766
Weve had this discussion many times
Stop trying to stir it up to get people talking about this capeshit

>>83688626
Are there any shots where she lifts her arms and the bottom of her shirt raises to reveal a happy trail and/or the very top of her bush? She has that "unshaven" look.

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>>83689781
>Disney pays people to market movies on a Phoenician arts and crafts auction site

>>83690513
looks like a filipino boy

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Its she tusndere for spider man?

>>83688626
Its pretty sad when his 'elderly' aunt is significantly more attractive than the young love interest.

>>83688813
Those are some of the worst eyebrows of all time. They reek of nigger.

>>83692990

Sometimes I wonder why I dont visit this board more often...And then I see posts like this. At least I wont forget this one.

I pray that one day you see a vagina irl so you can stop being such a thirsty fucking degenerate as a reward for your service.

>>83693252
Thanks for the pep talk faggot. You can fuck outta here now.

>>83690958
>>83691177
>>83691206
>>83693070
Jesus

>>83693252
mmmm pusy

>>83693317
wtf id never spend $300m on marketing then use a free anonymous astroturfing on a popular website for further marketing

I'm with the shill now

>>83688626
>>83688813
why does she look so ugly in the movie?

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>Are mixed race girls the stongest race?

They have the exoticness and sex appeal of black chicks, while also having most of the beauty and facial structure of white giels

>>83688626
CHrist she is ugly.

>>83688871
>Vulture was Spider-Man 2 Doc Ock tier.
C'mon shill

It's still a month away though?

>>83688871
You're not even subtle about shilling the movie

>>83693677
That thing looks more nigger than white girl.

>>83691177
You mean the cameo that was in the fucking trailer? Fuck you, fuck off.

>>83688871
>dragging ocks into thumis mud
Watch it shill

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>>83690513
>>83688813
Wow what a surprise

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>>83693677
>They have the exoticness and sex appeal of black chicks

>>83689058
Few women look good over 30.

I know it's starring "kids", but why does it feel like a Nickelodeon/Disney tv movie?

>>83697600
>Disney tv movie
but it is one, disneyshit is all remake and/or cookie-cutter shit.

>>83697432
women only exist to look nice and suck our dicks

Best scene?