THE MUMMY Spoilers

>>83687853
Sounds cool, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.

>>83687853
>he tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god

Heh.

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>>83687853
Sounds like it could be fun.

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>>83688689
>, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.

>Cruise kills mummy

I'm dissapointed, I really wanted the Mummy to fall in love with Cruise and have her defending him when the other monsters show up.

>>83688977

Same.

>>83687853
>tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition

This is fucking hilarious

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is it just me or does she seem really dirty?

>>83688867
i love that movie but that was a million years ago

>>83689127
pumped and dumped

>>83689127
What really gets me is the "his condition" thing, like the dude contracted some sort of mundane disease.

>I gotta go to the drugstore real quick I gotta get something for this deathgoditis I got the other day

>>83689167
i would def cum in her
post ass

Who plays Jekyll?

>>83690585
Russell Crowe

>>83690688
Lame, should be a small guy

>>83688715
Yet he revives Johnson and spends his time with him.

Hmmm, I wonder what Cruise is trying to say here?

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>>83687853

Looks like a good flick, 2bh.

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>>83690947
Should've been played by a big guy

so theyre really doing this "monsters cinematic universe" huh

>>83691123

not if this bombs

She could be my mumny. If you know what I mean.

> They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters

what a based way to end a movie

>>83691123
Well, they're gonna try.

Keep in mind King Arthur was supposed to be a 6 movie franchise.

>>83691094
I was actually going to type that, low hanging fruit and all

>>83687853
>Jekyll and Hyde

Really?

>>83687853
I saw the movie last night. They never explained who the fuck Tom Cruise is supposed to be. A mercenary? A soldier? A thief?

Jake Johnson was good, then he was bad, then he was good. It was just dumb.

>>83691123
Dracula Untold was supposed to kick it off, but it bombed so they said "nevermind" and now The Mummy is supposed to kick it off.

Like how Green Lantern was supposed to start the DCEU until it bombed and they pretended like that was never the plan.

We know the first Mummy is kino how does The Mummy Returns stack up to it

Sounds like a fun movie tbqh. I'm all in with the kaiju and dark universe shit

So Tom Cruise is going to literally be a mummy during this franchise? I really don't see how being an egyptian death god could be a bad thing.

>>83691237
Wasn't The Wolfman supposed to kick it off back in 2010 but it bombed?

I liked it though, don't know why it was reviewed so poorly

>Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance

really?

>>83691081
saved

>>83691350
I thought he was going to be a Van Helsing and they were going to make a cinematic universe with old monsters.
Guess I was wrong

>>83691094
>wanting Hardy to take on the JUST curse

>>83691164
this is the fucking problem with these movies.

they approach them from the start as a franchise, instead of as a singular story, which is then built upon by the next installment.

the original Universal monster "franchise" wasn't a franchise the way studios try to make them today. There was 1 movie. Then another movie. then a different movie. Often they shared actors, but they rarely actually intersected, because that wasn't the point.

these days they are trying too hard to do the Marvel studios franchise gimmick, which is almost as bad, if not worse- than the sequel franchise gimmick trend started by Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter

>>83691237
Dracula Untold was Legendary Pictures this is Universal

Dracula Untold was set in the same universe as I Frankenstein this is something completely different

I only care because I liked Dracula Untold and was perturbed that there will never be a sequel in the modern day

Why would they start off the franchise with the Mummy, Dr. Jekyll, and invisible man when they have Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and Wolf Man? That's just retarded.

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>>83688715
What's funny about that?

POST MORE YUMMY'S

>>83691237
dracula untold was awesome
luke evans kicked ass

>>83691742
Dracula Untold was meant to be the first part, but they scrapped the idea after the flop, there are many interviews of producers stating it.

> Not even a Brendan Fraser cameo

>>83688977

a tsundere mummy defending cruise would have been interesting

>>83687853
Sounds like shit

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>>83691808
Don't forget my main man

>>83691427
Nope. They wanted sequels, though.

>>83687853
Are there any references at all to Ihmotep from the original Mummy? Might he be set up as a big bad in a possible sequel?

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>>83688977
>>83691866
I really dig that

are the action scenes and set pieces at least good?

>>83691262

Not as good, but not bad. The third one is utterly forgettable, though. Not a bad film, just really forgettable.

>>83687853
>They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.
damn, so is he their posterboy now?

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>it's too late for sophia to be zatanna in the dceu now

>>83689167
Shoulda called the movie THE CUNNY

That actually sounds kinda fun. I wasn't expecting the inclusion of Jekyll/Hyde. I literally cared nothing about this movie (except the hilarious IMAX trailer with the audio mixing issue) but I might see it now.

Fuck Tom "*unironically salutes LRH*" Cruise though.

>Supposed to be first movie in some monster themed franchise
>Reveal Dr. Jekyll's alter ego here instead of saving that for his own movie

Well they blew that load too soon

>>83692466

but I did... >>83691864

>>83689167
Freak in the sheets

>>83692569
same
also the plane scene edits

>Cruise was cast as Iron Man way back when, and decided that the movie "wasn't going to work" and dropped out
>missed out on cinematic universe marvel megabucks

>commits to this

How much do you think he regrets not playing Tony Stark?

>>83693086

was he supposed to get his own solo

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>>83693538
Marvel is shit. The Mummy is a daring synthesis of both Cruise kino and hot undead waifu kino.

>>83693538
not one bit, marvel a shit

>>83691714
This, it detracts from the rest of the film. It's a 6/10 movie for sure.

>>83693796

need porn parodies asap

>>83691081
Kino meme

>>83691150
See
>>83691237
>Dracula Untold bombs ass, never mind on universe

They get to do it again and say nevermind

>>83691909
I'm out of my element I can't breath

>>83693086
I think it's like the 19th century version of Darth Vader and son. You really can't spoiler it

>>83691081
Bless you.

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>>83687853
hehe

Why are they making this into a cinematic universe? Who was fucking asking for remakes of all the classic Universal monster movies in the form of a cinematic universe?Is that what the kids like or something these days, oldschool halloween costume monsters? I have corporate executives who are this out of touch.

>>83692024
Winnie best girl

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>>83693796
Imagine being the guy that gets to pant her body and put all those wraps on her.

anybody have her ass picture from the movie yet?

>>83693796
can't wait for all the busty cosplay girls doing this outfit at the next cons

>>83687853
>Set
>God of death

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>>83687853
>Cruise can now review people from the dead

Okay what the fuck is this shit. Is this the 2nd time Alex Kurtzmann has relied on people being able to raise others from the dead? That shit fucking happened in Into Darkness hasn't he learnt his fucking lesson? LOL what a fucking hack

>>83688715
I'm going to try that line and see what happens

this sort of movie is so late 90s/early 2000s. as much as i hate the sjw trash of nowadays, which i dont even watch, at least is different from this type of turd.

>>83694896
I guess Universal doesn't want to just coast on the Fast and Furious movies, and the Jurassic movies take too long.

They've been trying to do shit with their monster properties for ages, but time and time again, it's been proven that general audiences don't give a shit.

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>>83693796

>>83695783
Saw this already in theaters in Asia. Movie is utter dogshite, don't even bother.

>>83687853
>literally Jekyll and Hyde
>same name and everything
isn't that lazy as fuck?

>>83696301

no, it's (jazz hands) WORLD BUILDING (/jazz hands)

>>83696330
This made me LOL out loud even with how stupid it is

>>83695783
shes super cute!

>>83695103
Triggered me, too.

Sounds comfy.

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>>83692388

>>83691427
Because the second half of the movie is pretty shitty. They wanted to reboot it less than a year after it came out lol

The first half is solid though. I really, really liked it.

>>83691742
I didn't care for Drac Untold that much, but I Frank was really good in a straight to DVD kind of way.

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This any good?

>Cruise doesn't fuck the mummy
What a blunder

>>83693796
why is she white, Egyptians are black!!!!

>>83698812
Not really. Good acting, average and very formulaic forgettable plot.

>>83698812
I enjoyed it

>>83698812
>max landis attached to it
the fuck you think

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This any good?

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>>83698933
pic related was decent, though.

>>83698812
I found it oddly fun to watch.

>>83687853
>Cruise is cursed and can't die.
I didn't realize this was the sequel to Edge of Tomorrow

>>83687853
does Jeckyl turn into a monster or does he just get really angry?

>>83692388
why?

>>83691160
>I can't be with this girl because I'm Set
> I can be with my bro to kill monsters together
Good for you Tom.

>>83692569

Tom Cruise is a cool guy and more than competent actor though.

Despite the fact that he's bonkers.

>>83691427
It could have worked with the detective as the wolfman......Instead universal wants the rock as the next wolfman

>>83687853
sounds like total utter garbage

>>83699763
he gets angry and cgi looking

>>83694820
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ?

>>83692569
Tom Cruise is a gay/bi guy who is doing his weird Scientology shit because of blackmail.
Every e-meter session is a confessional, except they write down what you confessed to use against you, in case you become successful.

>>83692018
The Book of Amon Ra shows up in the not-BPRD place.

blonde chick uses it to hit someone

That actually doesn't sound half bad, in fact it actually sounds pretty good.

>>83699895
Priorities.

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>>83687853
>dr Jekyll

>>83688715
>but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition

Great trailer, I was excited to see this movie. Then I saw on Rotten Tomatoes it had like 21%... all the critics hated it. SHIT.

Dr. Jeckyll? Why would they throw that in there? Does that make any sense?!

I am gonna watch it in 30 minutes cant wait

How the fuck do you "retrieve a tomb"

>>83704330
Very carefully.

>>83691809
Prequel to Duel Monsters confirmed

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It was ok. Begining 10 minutes of exposition were the weakest. Best scenes were Jekyll/Hyde and Tom interactions. Might've been even decent if they'd had the balls to cut blonde bitch and his companion out of the movie and replace it all with more "Dark Universe" exposition with Jekyll\Hyde.
Mommy was pretty hot, but they could've dressed her in something sexier than some old bandages.

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/the-mummy-tops-studios-tv-ad-spending-1202455166/

What a money waster this one will be.

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>I'm an egyptian death god
>A god
>I'm sure there's a cure around here somewhere though
Yeah, alright Tom.

Also,
>vessel for death god
>somehow you just get all his powers but stay yourself
How is that at all what "vessel" means?

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>>83703690
>Why would they throw that in there?
Dark Universe. Jekyll and his removing of "dark" pathogen. Organisation to fight dark stuff that oozing into the world.
Tom and Crowe interactions were the best part of the movie(but man, does he needs to lose some weight). And Hyde was pretty decent - not a mindless hulk-monkey or a mutant creep.

>>83691909
>scarjo kills the gillman and becomes the new one

>>83693538
He declined because he wanted his face visible at all times.

They had this big announcement. All these big name actors and for what? It's gonna be the most embarassing franchise cancellaction in history unless they fire Kurtzman and all those other hacks.

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>>83705981
Main question - how could he chose that blonde bitch over that cutie patootie.

>>83706067
Thankfully. Hyde in LoEG and Van Helsing was like Hulk for some reason. And Hyde is supposed to be able to mingle with the crowd. Those are the best scenes in these movies.

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>monsterlets

How can anyone be scared of such a small creature?

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>>83706405
Well, some small kids are scared of their erections.

Ayo how the fuck isn't the Wolf Man the main character of this fucking "universe"? He's always been a good guy with a terrible curse, he can be easily inserted into the SCP plot aswell.
Why the fuck is Dr. Jekyll the leader of this SCP organization and not some descendant of Van Helsing?
Who the fuck is in charge of this shit? I want names. Because they just needed to make The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or Penny Dreadfull but more blockbustery, they had great potential to do this rare gothic-action stuff that's rarely done well.
But no.
Tom Cruise as the Mummy and Crowe as Dr Jekyll is what we get.
Fuck hollywood.

They better not fuck up Godzilla vs King Kong or I swear to God.

>>83698989
kill yourself

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>>83706511
>Tom Cruise as the Mummy and Crowe as Dr Jekyll is what we get.
They were great though. Even the plot was somewhat salvageable - just rid of the blonde bitch and his "funny" friend(that can't even pretend to act). Every scene they are in were fucking atrocious - and they are in a lot of fucking scenes.

>>83698812
The Victorian steampunk setting was great. Also great if you pick up that it's an abusive relationship.

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Found the main problem.

>>83687853
>>83688859
I saw it, it isn't. It lacks vision, dull as fuck movie. And they expect to kickstart a cinematic universe with this tripe 5/10

>SOMETIMES YOU NEED A MONSTER TO TAKE ON ANOTHER MONSTER

>Cast someone literally from Africa as the Mummy
>Black people cry that they arn't full on black

K
A
N
G
S

>>83695103
fucking plebejans

>>83707259
If she's from Africa, why is she white?

Anybody have her ass pictures?