COMING THIS SUMMER

IN A THREAD LONG LONG AGO

ONE MAN WILL CHANGE HISTORY

COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU

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>>83684676
>>83684710
>>83684728
OPTIMUS, I HAVE A FAMILY!

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>>83684756

>it ain't me stops playing

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A SOPPIN' WET ROMP THAT'LL GRIP YOUR BLADDER LIKE NO TOMORROW

>>83684676
NICOLE ANISTON

A TALKING SPATULA FORGED FROM MAGIC LEPRECHAUN BEANS

AND DAN SCNEIDER REPRISE THEIR ROLE AS

BRENDAN FRASER

THE HYMEN COLLIDER, LEG DIVIDER

>>83684676
A RATED ROCK RAUNCHY LITTY BLOCKBUSTER PACKED WITH NON STOP ACTION AND FUN FOR THE FANS ONLY

A FILM THAT WILL LEAVE CRITICS WORLDWIDE FEELING DISCONNECTED

HELD DOWN TO SMEL HER PUSY, FORCED

DR.PAVEL IS

*record scratch, freeze frame*
the password, sir

EWAN MCGREGORS UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS

RETURNS

THIS WON'T TOP THE LAST THREAD WE HAD

COMES A LITTY PISS INDUCING KINOFLICK THAT'LL DRENCH YOUR HAMMOCK

DIRECTED BY THE COUSIN OF THE GUY WHO DID SOME POST PRODUCTION WORK ON THE 2004 INSTANT CULT CLASSIC GARDEN STATE STARRRING ZACK BRAFF

PREPARE FOR THE NUDE SCENES OF A LIFETIME, FEATURING DAN SCHNEIDER'S BEST GIRLS

BRUCE WILLIS

FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, DIRECTOR OF THE PLANE SCENE FROM THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

WITH ADAM SANDLER

THE UNFORGETTABLE JOURNEY OF A KEK DISCOVERING HIS FETISH, STARRING

A FLOURESCENT GREEN EEL OWNED BY MIKE PENCE

SETH ROGEN

>>83684728
ONE MAN WILL DISCOVER

AND IDRIS ELBA

*record scratch, freeze frame*

"paging meme man from last night"

https://clyp.it/user/qu1swf5i

AND INTRODUCING ZEB AS JEB THE TALKING DOG

AND STEVE HARVEY WONDERS....WHAT'S BIG, THICK, LONG, HARD, BLACK, DRIPPING FROM THE TIP, AND GIVES YOUR WIFE LOTS OF PLEASURE WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME

FROM THE GUY WHO WATCHED SHREK 3

>>83684756
YOU WANTED A FILM ABOUT TRANSFORMERS...

WELL, GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS BAY-FORMERS

GUEST STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER
AS...
HIMSELF?

*hello darkness my old friend starts playing*

WITH A SOUND TRACK COMPOSED BY THE GREATEST LIVING COMPOSER JOHN WILLIAMS WHO USED A HUNDRED AUTISTS WITH FIDGET SPINNERS AS HIS ORCHESTRA

AND FROM THE COSTUME DESIGNER OF PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 6 - DEAD WOMAN'S CHEST, COMES

BAREBACKED SCHIZOPHRENICS POZZING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES SIPPING HIV TAINTED CUM FROM CONDOMS FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ATLANTA NIGHTCLUB

and Idris Elba

A WARM HEARTED TALE OF LUST, REVENGE, AND BIG GUYS FOR YOU

YOU NEVER SAW EMMA WATSON AND DAISY RIDLEY LUST FOR BLACK GUYS IN THIS WAY

A CARROT

WITH

JEREMY IRONS AS COOL CAT

AND

THE GUY WHO PLAYED ROOSE BOLTON AS DADDY DEREK

COMES THE NEWEST PART OF THE DCEU

DAN SCHNEIDER IS BACK

AND THIS TIME THE TURKEY BASTER GOES IN

IN AN INSTANT INTERRACIAL CULT CLASSIC THAT WILL MAKE YOU ROOT FOR PEDOPHILES

THE MOVIE THAT WILL PUT YOU ON A CIA WATCHLIST

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>>83684676
Recorded it. Enjoy

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>>83686810
Are you going to do this for every one of these threads?

>>83686810
IM FUCKING DYING

>>83686810
holy shit man this was better than the last two
"DIRECTED BY THE COUSIN OF THE GUY WHO DID SOME POST PRODUCTION WORK ON THE 2004 INSTANT CULT CLASSIC GARDEN STATE STARRRING ZACK BRAFF"

tears in my eyes man.

Legend

>>83686810
Damn, you're really good at what you do

>rob schneider as himself
>cue in music

top kek

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>>83686810
HOly shit

>>83686810
I can't believe you're able to keep being serious despite the hilarious shit that's being written

>>83686810

>it ain't me doesn't start playing

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>>83686810

>>83684676
>screen is blank but a faint noise can be heard in the background
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

AND A SKELETON SAVES THE DAY

>Zack Snyder, low long note.

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>>83686810
Impressive

>>83686810
You are diluting your art my man. 24hrs and three voice memes. Leave it a rest.

>>83686810
HOLY SHIT DADDY STRIKES AGAIN

>>83686810
mum mum! i made it into the recording, I DEMAND ROYALTIES

>>83686810
Kek. Keep on the good work sir

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>>83686810

>>83686810
Rhykker?

>>83686810
why is your voice so sexy

>>83685335
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>>83685404
this is perhaps the best combo i've ever seen. i literally lauged my ass off

>>83686810
Very Nice

>>83686810
>t. you wish most threads here were as fun as this

/tv/ is so devoid of good posts that it has to run any decent OC into the ground huh?

>>83686810
You're doing an amazing job, but maybe give it a pause for a little while? This stuff is something to be preserved and would love to see it persevere longer. If you keep churning these out at this pace, it'll do the exact opposite and wear out.

>>83689645
I understand where you're coming from. Noted, anon <3

>>83686810
love this anon