How would isis atack genova?

>>83684619
I'm so fucking down for this thread, hours of mindless browsing and finally a gem appears.
I'll think of an actual on topic response right away

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>2017
>Genovia's prime exports are memes and Chris pines
>President Trump is working on a trade deal to get us better memes
>unbeknownst to him, Isis is working with Asana on when and where to launch there next attack.
>queen mia has been distraught since the election, she and Hillary had planned some under the table deals to trade child Chris pines for economic support.
>the country is already on edge, this trade deal has everyone about to snap, if Trump doesn't pay top dollar for memes they face economic collapse.
>royals and dignitarys all gather at the queens castle to hear how the deal went, and before Queen Mia can speak https://youtu.be/w9An1jqHT6k starts playing
>everyone fondly remembers the engagement party, then slowly the Isis theme builds in the background
>"NOW" shouts Asana, all the servants in the castle brandish ak 47s and some scream allahu akbar
>"what's the meaning of this" Shouts Mia
>"this has always been my plan! You never cared about us, after 9/11 you helped fund the war on terror, this country nearly bankrupt for you!!"
>Mia stands there shocked as her once friend stands there, radicalized by foreign media and seduced with power.
>"write about this in your diary..."
BLAM

Rape

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They wouldn't...

is the "hot girl but with weird hair and glasses so she's not hot until she brushes her fucking hair and gets contacts" trope still a thing?

>>83685536
kinautism

>>83685633
I wish

>>83685640
Cmon man I tried really hard on that for the OP, if I make at least one person snicker at this, then I know I did my job

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>>83685894
it wasn't half bad anon

>>83685894
You got me

>>83684619
Bombs, probably.

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>>83684619
Good thread, Op.
They could attack busy areas with shops, driving consumers away. If people are scared to go to work or to shop the economy will get fucked up and isis would have more power.

>>83685536
FUND IT

it already wasn't racially homogeneous. The place looked like America with it's level of immigrants. ISIS would probably attack the lax security in the palace and storm the compound, probably use a car bomb to get through. Four, five fighters could locate the Queen mother and the princess and behead them quickly enough

>>83684619
Because of the Genova Yes movement five years ago, Genova is majority muslim now and is under Sharia Law.

>>83685536
pfffft

Final bump

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>>83684619
Radicalize Piana and have him finish what he started.