Fargo

>>83679479
who cares
this show sucks

new episode when?

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>>83680405
a little under 3 hours, also

>theres fellas who want to see this qt slav dead

>>83679479
>Communist
Missing the point of the character entirely.

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THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL PRE-GAME/LIVE THREAD.
POST YOUR
>PREDICTIONS
>HOPES
>WAIFUS

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>3 years later and this post is still relevant

>>83682208
>WAIFUS

1ST FOR GLORIA

>>83682208
Yuri is going to fucking die

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>>83682208

>>83681163
He's hideous to look at and his generic slav voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. He's not intimidating in the slightest and yet plot armor keeps him being the big scary infallible muscle. He will probably have some hamfisted connection to Jacob ungerlieder too.

>>83679665
fpbp

>>83679665
>>83683024
Go back to capeshit threads

>>83682475

Obviously retard, have you never watched a season of Fargo?

>>83682852
Please let this happen. Generic slav is the worst character on the show.

>>83683191
Yuri is more interesting than his Asian accomplice

>>83682208
Nikki is muh waifu

>>83683165
Rood

>>83679479
So far this has been the worst Season. Lot's of episodes where absolutely nothing happens, it looks like they are trying to say something but are failing to do so

Is it the wolf and three piglets ? What's the deal with the robot story and the old dude who died at the beginning ? What was the poin of first 5 episodes at all ?

It's still entertaining, but compared to the first and second season it's just crap. The only interesting character is Varga, and so far he is the only thing that is pulling the show

And yeah, Yuri has to die in the next episode

So far Fargo (and generally Coen brothers stories) have been all about "being in the wrong place at the wrong time". Absurd coincidences are littered over all of their movies and shows. Mr.Wrench fucking Yuri and the chinese dude up is the only logical step forward

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BUMP
40 minutes boys

I can already tell that this won't be the official live watch thread. Someone else will make an official looking one and then I'll have to split my time switching back and forth between two tabs.

If you wanted to make a Fargo thread a few hours before the new episode airs, why in the motherfuck didn't you use the correct image and state that this is the official thread.

If dubs then op gets prostate cancer.

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>>83683151
>g-go b-back t-to k-cape sh-shit th-threads

>>83684875
see▶>>83679665

Where can I watch it live, as in a website

>>83685598
theres this website called FX
it has the movies
but you can only find it on your tv

>>83685653
Very helpful

>>83685598
brettygood dot com

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Is there a livestream?

Also, to counter the "nothing has happened" these seasons play out a lot like a film.

These next two episodes were the ones submitted for Emmy consideration so I have very high hopes.

Additionally, Noah Hawley just tweeted this and he hasn't tweeted since November so I'm hype af.

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>>83685269
capeshit defense force on full patrol

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>>83685777
>autist cant find the irony in his own posts
more like fargo damage control faggots at max warp

>>83685764
damn hype, ive been liking this season a lot more the last few episodes

>>83685847
>n-no you

LINK WHERE>>>>>>>????

>>83685764

why is he called mr. wrench

>>83685764


HYPED

what is this goofy ass movie playing on fx right now?

>>83679665
KEK yeah it really does

>>83685922


That's his name retard

>>83685893
>again he doesnt find the irony
autism has got you fucked up

ps. fargo is reddit garbage

>>83685922
because, kino

>>83686126
holy shit youre a faggot

stream starting now at brettygood

ANONS ARE SUS.

STREAM IS @ BRETTY GOOD

M E M E - O

that show about niggers on crack looks better than this entire season of fartgo

mew is a dead

THIS

jjesus christ this opening

We deaf now.

>wrench pov
not bad

oh shit Wrench alive and has his wits about him

Wearing a realistic animal mask is one of the scarirest things you can do

>other dudes with Yuri so he won't die to Wrench

Hotline Fargo

QUALLS GETTING WRENCHED

Wrench and MEW tag team battle.

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Tonites episode of Fargo is brought to you by obscure ps2 platformers

>>83686301
HYPE. Plus Mr Wrench found a friend again :')

>we want the hotline miami audience

It's a Mew and Wrench woodland adventure episode.

>>83686186
>on
selling u tard

>Ripping off Fargo
real original

Fargo carcrash homage!!!!

is this season going a bit overboard with the film references?

Why are people talking about Mr Wrench? Is that who MEW is chained too?
Who's the third guy with Dmitry and Huang

Fargo reference in Fargo.

we is a o brother where art thou

there better be singing!

>>83686370
>this is the kind of viewer who likes this shitshow

>>83686402

WE. THOUGHT. YOU. WAS. A. MEW.

>that wrench and numbers theme last episode

I've been learning to play it on drums all week after that episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOD6Lm08lg

so good

oh fuck you MEW, Wrench literally saved your ass, get over him being deaf

>Fellowship of the Ring reference

Wrench has good taste in waifus.

Post Carrie Coon ass shots.

HUNTED

Holy shit, that shot!

ahahaha

>Rusky and Qualls vs. Wrench, MEW and Rednecks in the wilderness

who gonna win?

he died as he lived

LMAO HOLY FUCK

Holy shit

>>83686492
it wasnt a real shot you faggot
its a tv show

>We want the Walking Dead audience

So that's 5 deaths so far? 2 people in the car, the bus driver, and the 2 hunters.

stop tricking us lol

DA MONEY

>>83686523

Let's talk after the thread, friend.

>ppl think this is better than Season 2

>>83686523
can you read it says its based on a true story

When will he give MEW the wrench.

ah, they found the hunter's camp, time to jack their wheels

>>83686587
kek

LYNCHED

Twin Peaks confirmed.

>ppl think this season is better than Legion

WRENCH NOOOOOO

WRENCH NOOOOOOO

fucking Cossack cunts

STOP BULLYING MR WRENCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

skyrim references!?!?!?!?!

Poor DJ Qualls

What in the fuck!?

GOD
DAMN
IT

WRENCH NOOOO

Jesus fucking Christ and I thought this season was going to be a wash

HOLY FUCK

WRENCH AND MEW ARE GOD TIER UNSTOPPABLE

I don't think chains work like that, unless Qualls had a really scrawny neck

holy shit this is Season 2 episode 8 levels of kino so far

My ryona fetish is keeping my dick ROCK hard

This episode is 10/10 already

BRUTE

FUCKING

STRENGTH

BASED WRENCH

Best episode so far? I think so. Based Mew and Wrench save the show

Wrench knows a good waifu when he sees one

>you will never go on adventures in the woods.with Mr. WRENCH
why live

>Wrench cut off his ear by throwing the hatchet into the treeline

Jesus christ

HIS FUCKING EAR

damn i haven't been this excited since the air conditioner popped that guys head like a melon.

holy fuck i have a violence boner.

People that say season 3 has been shit BTFO!

Dammit, I knew it. Vargas is yet another ultra competent super villain who does everything perfectly to the point of being totally untraceable by the FBI, CIA, IRS, INTERPOL, whatever.....

....and he's going to get caught by some small town can't-even-use-a-computer mary sue, all because he did something totally blatant and out of character i.e. tried to kill MEW in police custody twice causing a scene no one could ignore DESPITE just framing her for the murder of Ray.

Dumb shit man. These scenes in the woods are pretty damn sweet though.

>this fucking episode

I'm so bummed Mr. Numbers is dead, him and Wrench were such a good duo

Qualls fucked up literally everything he did kek.

>>83686696
There's been plenty of stylized violence in the show. Not everything is meant to be realistic.

was that a little too much?
a part of me says it is,
the other part doesnt fucking care because my HUSBANDO AND WAIFU ARE TOGETHER WRENCHING SHIT

holy fuckin shit. Rooskie gon be angry.

>>83686735
That Peter and The Wolf one with Billy Bob was fantastic as well

this episode is already one of the best ones. almost beats S2 E8???

I hope MEW and Wrench ride off into the sunset together.

FUCKING KINO

>>83686773


MEW knows about Vargas operation. She has to be taken out, especially since Varga knows that there is police interest in Emmit.

>i liked that I CAN HELP robot shill ep

>>83686696
The chain was chipped and sharp from being battered by the axe.

Is The Strain just
>teleports behind you

but as a tv show?

>>83686773
i dont get the attempt to kill her after framing her. stupid.

>>83686773
she's not just a small town cop

she's got some kind of anti technology aura going on about her that makes her difficult for Varga to manage

this bowling alley seems familiar

WE BIG LEBOWSKI BABY

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>Mew and Wrench go bowling

the jesus?!

>Big Lebowski
>Oh Brother
>The Film Fargo

any other Coen references I missed?

We big lewbowski now

>>83686875
no that's just one character and he only got introduced last season

WE LEBOWSKI NOWWWWW

FUCK YES MORE RAY WISE

KINO EPISODE

this fucking nigga and his waifu senses

ITS LE WEIRD GUY

A WILD RAY WISE APPEARS AGAIN

that's not a double of whiskey

How can she pay for the whiskey if her personal items have been confiscated.

>RAY WISE

was hoping it'd be Sam Elliott

>>83686967
neither are you

>>83686967
Is this guy secretly the robot?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FUCK THIS EPISODE IS GOAT

>he just had a fucking kitten in his bag

In Fargo is Ray Wise from the White Lodge?

you redditors must be cumming in your jammies tonight

OH FUCK RAY WISE

Doesn't this fucker notice the blood on her hands and he hands her a cat? Plus the chains!

Fuck this show.

how can a grown man turn into a baby cat

>he just carries kittens around with him
>names him Ray

Maybe he's one of the aliens

>Jews killed by the Coassacks

>>83686923
What was the Oh Brother reference?
When vargas was throwing up he laid his handkerchief on the ground before the toilet like mayhew did in barton fink

>Ray Wise has a cat named Ray that (mews), and he gives it to MEW

>>83686987
man you don't even know me

Oh shit ray wise's character is god

Isn't Wrench bleeding to death while she pets a kitty

>the bowling alley?

Kek

>>83687048
Yeah I caught that too

>Hey why are you covered in blood and why do you have half a handcuff hanging from your wrist?

then again it is a bowling alley i dont think they hire actual people at those places

Oh shit, this is heaven. RAY WISE IS A JEWISH GOD

what the fuck is happening is he satan?

Coens did Big Lebowski?

HOLY FUCK RAY IS BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

She died and the bowling alley is purgatory.

Ray Wise = God = Caused Wrench to Return

KEK THEY ARE DEAD
FARGO IS ACTUALLY HELL

But Nikki is an evil doer.

Is he playing Leland Palmer trying to find redemption?

"Some said he should have stayed behind but I convinced him he was on a better path"
Ray Wise is 4th wall God

Bowling alley is purgatory

Can we just give Ray Wise every acting award possible already?

Not sure if this is kino or meta.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK, MEW

>>83687101
>Coens did Big Lebowski?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
fuck fargo fans

d'awww

If he's so cool, why he is nursing that shot?

Go Gophers!

>>83687166
can't it be both?

Well that was something

I swear to christ, if they don't have a good explanation for this scene then I am dropping this show.

my mind is on 5 different levels of what the fuck right now

>>83687148
Seriously with all 3 Fargo season and Legion, can Noah Hawley fuck anything up, or is it all gold masterpieces

DONT U DARE KILL RAY U FUCKING COMMIE FUCK

>Wodka

IT'S YURI'S TURN BABY

Kek Ray Wise just giving advice to everyone.

>>83687180
because he's not a 19 year old trying to get drunk

that's looking infected

Whelp, Ray confirmed for Coenverse God

>>83687166
>>83687200

Your digits and mine declare it to be both.

Uhhh what?

>>83687229
Did you drop the show last season after the UFO?

What the fuck is happening?!?! Did Lynch direct this episode? Is Hawley the new era Lynch?

>Rabi
Are they just going to reference every film?

this is like a fever dream.

>>83687229
but like kino
and surreal stuff
and twin peaks weirdness
its always good!

So, Ray Wise is from Fargo's White Lodge?

>This is how crack began

The CIA forced the blacks to sell and use crack cocaine.

LYNCHED

I don't know why, but I feel like Coon, adorable as she is, is going to fuck this episode up now

Would rather have an Abrahamic god than muh jews

Depending on how the rest of the episode goes, we could be watching one of the great episodes in tv history right here.

>goes from kino to absolute shit jew propaganda

S3 CONFIRMED wORST

>people are seriously questioning the realism of this show when the climax of the last season was a UFO interrupting a shootout

holy shit fuck this garbage
>pretentious faggots lapping this shit up

Lads did we get LYNCHED or LINDELOFED

>>83687351
The UFO wasn't real

so is vargas /pol/ and alt right and theyre gonna get killed by jewish blessed warriors?

>season 3's script was a fanfiction written by Ray Wise in which he brings back Wrench and becomes God.

>>83683151
>>83685777
are you fucking serious?
this show is capeshit level of retarded
especially this season

>The White Lodge is a bowling alley in Minnesota

>>83687350

You know I have respect for Jews if they are actually religious. Coen brothers Judaism has always been really good old testament kind.

>>83687352
see you next week fgt

>>83687095
Possibly, he did say the Volkswagen's sins had been wiped clean.

>>83687350
>Jew Propaganda
>Coens
you bamboozled yourself from the very beginning if you ever thought otherwise

Ray Wise is pronouncing well known Hebrew/Biblical phrases incorrectly.

>It's fucking with my mind, so it must be good!

Nah fuck that, this is even worse than the UFO shit. At least you can explain that away as something bizarre that the characters aren't sure if they experienced or not. This is straight up supernatural plot armor convenience of the highest order. Not even good or poetic, just run-of-the-mill religious quoting dreck.

I guarantee Burgle is going to show up and instantly absolve MEW and instantly put everything together right after.

>Gloria
FUCK OFF

CUTE DEER COON

>ladycop wearing antlers

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>83687059
...Who is also The Cat.

>>83687425
i never said i was dropping it pleb
i finish all my shows through no matter how shit
its a curse

ps dont be so butthurt that this show is shit

>>83687383
If you actually think that, you should stop watching. You clearly don't understand the point of this show.

What a shitty gay fag dad.

>>83687449
What about when it started raining fish in the first season?

"Finishes the couple execution style"
"Oh geez"
One of my favorite lines from the movie :) thank u Hawley

oh wow they killed the witnesses, i thought they let them go to chase Mewrench

Kek Meemo and Varga just having a house party at Emmitt's.

>Cossak hasn't reported back yet

5

M I L L I O N

B A B Y

>>83687527
doesn't that actually happen. Like in hurricane weather.

>>83687487
>he lives so you can have mommy all to yourself
pretty good in my book

Did Varga just make a meta joke about how long it took for season 3 to come out?

Time for Sy to get further cucked by Varga.

This guy's got issues

sy ded

Whelp, Rothstein just got mickied

Why would Sy trust anything offered to him after having to drink dick residue.

>>83687646
he's a swell guy like that

I guarantee Sy lives and fucks over Varga.

>>83683381
I wasn't even counting him as a character, he's just a tag-along accessory for yuri

I don't know about you anons but I could really go for a Snickers right now.

>>83687527
Well that was goofy too but it really happens and is at least believable. It also didn't affect major plot points.

>>83687646
He's a gigantic pussy and is afraid to say no to Varga.

>>83687677
well yea, he's the Old Man. Eventually the Old Man kills the Wolf, saves Peter too

reminds me of Sopranos when Tony and Lil Carmine went to talk to Phil

>>83687690
RIBS ON A BURGER

Did Vargas have the ricin?

you guys know Yuri will not appear in the show again, right?
that's it.
we will get no explanation.

>>83687740

Prove it mathematically.

>>83687740
delete this please

Idc how the rest of the show goes i just want more ray wise

>>83687764
basic fargology

>>83687782

Sy already starting to die.

that nigger got aids from the tea

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>>83687777

I always drink whiskey on mountaintop cliffside

Secretary girl a qt.

rip in piss

F

He did that just so he could get that sweet upskirt.

HE BETTER NOT SHOW UP AT THE BOWLING ALLEY!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zach Galifinakis!?

>3 months

Aw fuck time skip. Great.

It's a time skip, boys

3 MONTHS
M
O
N
T
H
S

Ray Wise is gonna save Sy.

>Varga put him in a medically induced coma

this freaks me the fuck out every time a bad guy does this, can't imagine a worse kind of hell

>4 months later
>toxic shock like that ruskie fellow
yuri dead

DID THEY JUST FUCKING TIMESKIP

lol what the fuck is going on

THE STAAAAAAAAMPS

oh mew is doing this to him.

Madeleine is my waifu, lads.

>>83687740

Holy shit, he was right.

I'm glad this thread picked up, love u guys :)

Meemo reading his children stories in Varga's hacker den kek

>>83687955
shut the fuck up faggot

>>83687940
except he isn't, we got an explanation, toxic shock

>tfw your jewfu is in a com
Rip in pieces Sy my love

Emmitt owns half of Minnesota and doesn't even know it.

how

>>83687972
I was close :)

>>83687967
fuck u bitch fite me irl u fukin faggot nigger

>>83687940
toxic shock from arrow injuries?

Ray Wise will save all the Jews. Sy will be fine.

I feel bad for Sy

:(

Wow this episode went from KINO to fucking kiNOT!

>>83688052

Yuri wasn't injured by an arrow, Anon.

>>83688052
toxic shock is bacteria and shit
so yes, probably from multiple open wounds, including a giant fucking gaping hole in the side of his head.

how many times Mr Wrench wrenched MEW in those 3 months?

3 MINUTES
WILL WE SEE WRENCH AGAIN??
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
NOW
NOW

>>83688104
He definitely put his wrench in her toolbox.

>>83688052
HE HAD HIS MOTHERFUCKING EAR CHOPPED IT! WE SAW IT LAYING ON THE GROUND! WE SAW HIM WALKING AROUND THE BOWLING ALLEY WITH BLOOD LITERALLY PUMPING OUT!

PAY ATTENTION, YOU BLIND WORTHLESS FAGGOT! I HATE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT HATE SHOWS BECAUSE YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION!

YOU CLEARLY CAN'T DO TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME LIKE WATCH A TV SHOW AND SHITPOST ON 4CHAN! PUT THE PHONE DOWN, SHUT OFF THE TABLET AND CLOSE THE LAPTOP!

I HOPE THAT YOU GET PROSTATE CANCER!

>>83688046
*poops on floor*
*steps in it on purpose*
bring it bitch

>>83688104
Wrench is pure, how dare you

Dancing Meme-o time.

I just want Meme-oh to die

Would you hear worse with your outer ear gone?

>>83688104
They're dead

>>83688132
*13 minutes left

pee kino

peeno

>>83688157
they are the ones fucking with emmit you retard

Kek MEW is just playing practical jokes on him now.

>>83688138
..
>>83688132
>>83688160
WhAT!

>>83688138
triggered much?

sorry but i thought something shot his wolf head off.

>>83688215
MR. WRENCH CHOPPED HIS EAR OFF WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING AXE!

KILL YOURSELF!

>>83688215
the wolf head wasnt real m8

Vargas is fucking with him, trying to drive him crazy or to suicide with guilt

>Varga giving literal red pills now

>>83688232
He also had a head wound when the hunters shot his hat

GLORIOUS NIPPON

Oh fuck yeah, that guy who believed the war was still going on.

>>83688232
Dude you should stop posting, you're gonna miss something important and someone will go on an autistic rage at you!

Fargo
Aporia
NEW
S03, E09
Emmit sits down with Gloria; Nikki negotiates a deal.

OH SHIT

HE FUCKING PLAYED VARGA

CONFESSION TIME

HOLY SHITBALLS, GAME FUCKING ON

!!!

show confirmed gay shit for fags

>Stuck her in the supply room

I love it.

>Emmett drops a confession in Gloria's lap

Feh.

R I P Varga

Well this goes against the Fargo tradition.

does this show take place in the same universe as Legion?

Quality episode

Any pics of Gloria in the deer antlers and cute earrings?

What did she sign?

>>83688393
Yes. The homosexual government agent with the fat black adopted son was transferred to the I.R.S.

stay tuned for more gay scenes from the next episode of faggot ass fartgo you gays!

>>83688410

Divorce papers.

2 episodes boys.
last season.
feeling sad.

>>83688410
Papers to make their divorce final it looked like.

>>83688410
paper to make me her pusy slave

>>83688436
>last season.
thank the dark lord
#blessed

>It's not your dog. It's a Marine Corps. dog!

Meemo is so cool and I wish I was him

Gloria is so qt I wish she was my gf

YURI ISNT DEAD FUCK WHAT THE FUCKK

ITS ABOUT TO GET REALLY GAY ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF FARTGO

>coon has 2 moments in this show saying "ahhh fuck it"

alright we get it u aint based cop man s2

>>83688513
>>83688422
>>83688382
why do you do this?

>>83688540
Read the thread and get back at me

Well this thread ended abruptly.
good shit guys.
see you next week

>>83688730
take your medications
see you next week

>>83688768

go jerk off
see you next week

>>83686580
It is

>>83688834
suck a fat black cock
youll be hearing from my lawyer
next week

Can someone spoonfeed me all the movie reference in this episode?
I've seen every Coen film since Fargo only once, in theaters, so it's not like they're fresh in my mind.

Shalom :)

>>83686923
I think Ray Stussy's name might be a reference to Ray from Blood Simple.

>>83688872
>bowling alley/ talking to a strange man was a Big lebowski Reference
>Rabbi Nachman is an obvious nod to A Serious Man
>the couple seeing the crime and being killed "execution style" was a reference to the movie Fargo

>>83687052
Them being chained together probably

>>83688872
fargo is a reference to the movie that shares the same name

>>83688248
i'm watching the repeat. the arrow goes through his wolf hat and theres blood dripping out of his forehead.

>>83679665
fpbp

>>83689020
yeah, my bad. I just noticed that, too.

>>83679665
yea and the most devoted viewers are retarded as shit and cant do something as simple as pay attention to detail

That was fucking KINO

Is this show KINO? asking for a friend

>>83689183
no

>>83689183
its a flick

>>83679479
>>83689229
>>83689229
>>83689229
New thread