>character runs through a market >chickens everywhere

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>>83679136
>Movie is called Chicken Run
>They dont even run, they waddle and flap

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>character orders fast food at NotMcDonalds
>doesn't order the McChicken

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>character does anything in a john woo movie
>doves everywhere

>>83679136
CHICKEN CHASER

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>chase scene runs through the kitchen of a restaurant
>some expensive large dish gets thrown around and ruined by the main character and the villain

>>83680182
does she poop one super long turd?
like 1 fat elongated tootsie roll

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>characters bursts through random apartment
>runs past a family sitting down to dinner and exits through the window
>seconds later man chasing him enters the apartment
>family looks up at him
>they all point to the window
>characters thanks them and follows out the window

>>83680409
Se7en?

>>83680470
9ine

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>fantasy pirate characters start singing Nirvana

>>83680492
10en

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>cute underaged female protagonist gets brutally raped in a graphic scene that lasts half the movie

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>>83679136
Character complains he hasn't had sex for 2 weeks

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>>83680557

>>83680557
E11even

>>83680492
its actually N9ne

>>83680630
Twe12e

>>83680649
Nin9

>>83680660
N9in

>>83680610
>"bro.. I'm really on a dry spell"
>"dude, how long we talking?"
>"it's been like three whole weeks man, I cant take it any longer!"
>"whoa dude, I couldn't imagine going through a slump like that"

>>83680333

she has a genetic condition where she can't absorb food well so yes it all just goes straight through her without her getting fat

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>>83680610

>>83680709
hot

>>83679136
>his market doesn't have chickens

>>83680694

the funny thing is the neets on here are so weak willed and insecure if you had got a girlfriend and then broke up you'd be suicidal after two weeks without sex

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>>83680279
>chef with moustache
>"ohh my mozzabaggio i made this for five years"

>>83680735
Ha, jokes on you. I stopped talking to my girlfriend years ago and I haven't killed myself yet.

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>"TWO MONTHS without sex??"
>everyone points at him and laughs

>>83680780
This makes me think of that movie where they make it look hard to go 90 days without sex

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>character doesn't have tics and minor forms of tourettes

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>character doesn't suffer from chronic hemorrhoids and has to deal with his asshole bleeding everytime he poops

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>>83679136
>white character out karates local Asians
>old Asian men watching fight smiling and laughing

>>83680557
>>83680492
This isn't a guessing game giant gaygots.

Why are these threads consistently the best part of this board?

>>83680820
90 Days and 90 Nights.

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>character takes a shit
>wipes
>doesn't even give the tp a taste to see if it was a good shit

>character is up against an opponent from a rival country
>character doesn't know about the three sea-shells

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>black belt does huge martial arts flourish and pose
>grizzled white MC one punches him comically

>>83680985
Because I post 90% of them or 95% is my OC.

>Shoaist movie following chosenite protags and set during ww2
>"Based on true events"
>It's completely made up

>>83681220
stupid, worthless, vile nigger

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>Scene in Middle East/North Africa/some other desert place with lots of Muzzies
>AAAYYYAAAAAAHHHHHYYYAAAAAA YAAHHHHEEEYAAHHHAAAAAAA

>>83680985

pepes and greentext is enough shit postish to trick the users into discussing movies

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>scene set in feudal era japan
>*dink* *dink* *dink* yoooooooooo starts playing

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>tfw no gf

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>>83680985
>last two threads i made get compliments from other anons

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Reminds of this classic tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy44s_de15Y

>>83680773
Dig it

>foot chase scene through a 3rd world city
>protagonist topples over an orange cart throwing oranges everywhere as an obstacle.

>>83680709
>mfw no useful genetic conditions
First that rare condition where you don't sweat, now this.