Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares

>>83678526
Them, that is not the best pizza available in the world. For me, its the go-za

>>83678526
>uncooked dough
>more grease than sauce
It's shit

>>83678526
This pizza could be fucking delicious and it would still be shit because he ordered a thin crust and got a fucking hovercraft

That is good looking za

>>83678709
>pool of greased with raw toppings on uncooked dough looks good to you
Kill yourself.

Is there any restaurant from Kitchen Nightmares that actually ended up making it?

>>83678526
>"""thin crust"""
>60% dough
>30% cheese
>10% meat
>uncooked dough

Just because the chef/owner likes his own food, doesn't mean you should serve it in a restaurant.

>>83678783
His is still open I think.

What's the ideal combination of pizza toppings beyond just cheese?

>>83678908
salami, green pepper, mushrooms

>>83678908
Tuna/sweetcorn/onions is nice. Very savory.
I like to add garlic sauce and tomato sauce too.

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>>83678908
Jalapenos, peperoni, onion, chicken filet, slices of roast beef and paprika. Garlic sauce optional

>>83679081
>chicken
>roast beef
this is bait, right?

>>83679154
Have you tried it?

>>83679154
It's like he's trying to summon Boogie

>>83678908
Ham and pinneaple. Shrooms are fine, too.

>>83678908
Sausage, green pepper, red onion, black olives, mushrooms

>>83678783
I've eaten at three restaurants that were featured on Kitchen Nightmares over the course of my life. Two of them were after the restaurant was on, one was before. Only one is still open today

>>83679273
Damn son you're basically eating an open-faced sandwich

>>83679316
I'll eat your face open, faggot.

>>83678526
Im not saying its the best pizza in the world or anything but it looks like one tasty za'

>>83679244
I've had chicken on pizza before and it was meh. It's a very bland meat to put on a pizza, especially in the context of very powerful flavors like pepperoni and jalepeno. Plus the texture is weird. Pizza has a lot of soft textures in it between the bread and cheese, and part of the appeal of toppings like pepperoni, peppers, etc is that they should provide crunch. Chicken is just more mush.

>>83679311
How much of their advertising was "HEY GORDON CAME AND FIXED OUR SHIT"

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eating anything passed stone baked

>>83678908
unironically Hawaiian
inb4 muh pure savory pizza

>>83678783
The one with the autistic fat twins is still open, surprisingly.

>>83678908

anchovies, olives with spinnach

plus
this >>83679601


If the pizza place doesn't do this its not wort ordering from

>>83679567
None of them mentioned it at all. The restaurants are Fleming (closed, Miami), Chappy's (closed, Nashville) and Antonio's (open, Nashville). Fleming and Chappy's were really bad. Like terrible. Fleming was a Danish restaurant. What is Danish food, even? Chappys was frankly insulting because I was born in Louisiana and have lots of family there. They served the saltiest, goopiest gumbo I have ever tasted and their owner had the gall to blame Gordon Ramsay in the papers here when his shit restaurant went under.

Antonio's I actually have been to like 10 times because it's by my grandmothers house and she likes it. Their food is usually edible but I stick to pastas with marinara sauce there after the time I decided to try a mushroom risotto

Goddamn how many kids does Ramsay have, anyway?

>Approaches wife before bed
>WOMB, NICE AND HOT

>>83678908
Pepperoni / salami, black olives, anchovies

>>83679963
Are black olives and pepperoni flavor kino?

>>83678908
Steak, onions, mushrooms and roasted garlic.

>>83679619
unironically kill yourself.

>>83679316
pizza IS an open faced sandwich though.

>>83678908
Mushrooms, italian sausage, prosciutto, caramelized onions

It's scripted.

>>83680017
You're damn right they are - especially when the pepperoni is on top and gets crispy on the edges

>>83678908

Jalapeno, bacon

>>83678908
Jalapeño, Pineapple, Bacon/Ham/Pepperonni

>>83680219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MXCW6otqt8

>>83678908
Blue cheese, kebab and reindeer meat.

>>83678526
only thing more mouth watering than that 'za is the waitress Celestina. How damn delicious would it be if she squatted over that 'za and squeezed out a steamy brick from her tight little ass right on top of it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>83678526
The server is a qt

>>83678526
If I asked for a thin crust and I got that, I'd walk out of the restaurant.

Then again if I asked for thin crust I'd be a huge faggot.

>>83678908
Try vindaloo chicken, yoghurt, peanuts, and a small amount of cheese, tastes like Indian mixed with pizza and it's pretty good. Also spring onion, garlic, and lamb or beef with maybe a little bit of yoghurt are good as well.

>>83682660
>not appreciating the texture of the thin crust
wow what a pleb

>>83678526
Fuckin Ramsey, you come to my kitchen and I'll show you how a real gambino pizano bakes a fuckin pizza huh?

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>>83679681
>Anchovies
>Spinach
>Pizza

>>83678526
Is Gordon using 3/4 a bottle of olive oil in all of his recipes a meme, or does it actually make the food taste better?

Hi, my name is Niiiiiiiiiiiiiino.

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American Pizza is shit overall.

This is what a real pizza looks like

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You ppl are animals

>And what's this, is this the icecream?
>Yes it is chef Ramsay
>Tastes...clammy. Its all cold and wet.
>Where did this come from?
>From a cow, originally.
>Yes I know that Louie fucking Pasteur I mean where did you get the icecream from in the restauraunt?
>From the freezer
>You freeze your own icecream? Fucking hell.
>*violin strings intensify*

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>>83682876
>corn
>Not eating the crust
>Eating out of cardboard box
>Eating at your computer

Anything that you wouldn't eat alongside cheese as two separate entities doesn't belong on a pizza. Would you slather corn on the cob with cheese? No, you wouldn't. Corn doesn't go on pizza. Would you eat pineapple with a side of mozzarella cheese for a snack? No, you wouldn't. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

>>83682835
>thought the owner was going to be an eccentric manchild that's in over his head

Still a decent episode but I was disappointed

>>83683023

>Not eating the crust
Why do so many people do that?
Like half of people I've ever eaten pizza with do this shit.
Get some pastas if you don't like pizza bread.

>>83678703
>ordered a thin crust and got a fucking hovercraft
that tickled me

>>83683231
It's called having manners and not being a fat fuck

>>83683275
>having manners
>not eating the whole meal someone cooked just for you
Where you from?
Do you also request doggy bags for your crusts?

>>83683275
>It's called having manners and not being a fat fuck
Not finishing your meal are shitty manners, and if you're already eating pizza you're not in a position to call others fat

>>83678908
bacon or cheese steak or bbq chicken

>>83678908
>inb4 someone posts that old /ck/ meme with the basil and the anchovies

>>83683231
It's a habit formed from people who don't wash their hands.

Basically you grip the pizza with the crust, just like you eat ice cream by holding the cone. If you're a filthy degenerate who can't wash their hands, it follows that the cone/crust are infested with whatever you have on your hands and therefore would avoid putting those germs on your mouth.

Back in the day when plates consisted of huge discs of flat bread the wealthy didn't eat those bread-plates after they were done, they were often donated to the poor to eat.

The Runaway Girl was one of the best Kitchen Nightmares episodes.
I will fight anyone who disagrees.

>>83678908
More cheese, shrooms, chorizo, ham, chicken, mussels, green pepper, onions, scallop.

>>83683402
>bbq
Literally why. The moment you put barbecue sauce on the pizza you're not going to taste anything else. It's too overwhelming, just like buffalo sauce. You might as well buy a bunch of breadsticks and dip them in sauce directly.

>>83682131
this kills the reddit

>>83682131
>brick
it's more like a log

>>83683539
>Back in the day when plates consisted of huge discs of flat bread
This has nothing to do with pizza. You also don't eat the crust of a pie?

Also, lots of people only eat pizza with fork & knife (>>83682876), yet still don't touch the crust.
And plenty of people eat pastries on the go bare handed without washing their hands first.

>>83678908
Potato wedges, smoked ham, red onion, mozzarella & oregano

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>>83682648
she is

>>83678526
>>83684364

>you couldn't protect that thin crust

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>>83684364
I love pizza!

>>83683539
retard detected

it's actually because crust is just bread, wheras the rest has cheese etc.

also nobody seriously eats pizza by the crust. the whole pizza would collapse then

>>83678526
waitress is a real qt, how do i find a girl like that

>>83685171
they're working minimum wage jobs around the country

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YOU WAKE UP

>>83678526
Who's gonna start the cytube ramsey room?

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Remember when Miles O'Brien's daughter was on Kitchen Nightmares?

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Why are so many of them closed?

>>83682876
fucking philistine

>>83685750
1. The restaurant business is highly competitive.
2. There is a reason Gordon is there in the first place, because the places either suck at making food, or have poor business practices and hemorrhage money.

>>83685750
Most of these places have already lost hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time Gordon shows up.

>>83678908
More cheese.

>>83685750
>leaders are retards
>Gordon shows up, shows them how to stop being retards
>Gordon leaves
>the owners, being retarded, drop Gordon's advice and continue on being retarded
>place closes

>>83685750
At least Galleria 33 made it.

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>>83686094
this

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>unironically fucking up pizza

Embarrassing.

Is Mama Maria's the best episode?

>Owner dropped out of school at the age of 14 to help with parents restaurant
>Both parents die leaving him the restaurant
>Hasn't changed the restaurant sine they left
>Chef Ramsey turns up, calls them out on their shit
>Remodels restaurant, getting rid of old shit, but putting in reminders of the owners parents
>Restaurant is still open and thriving.

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Be honest /tv/, do you eat pizza with a fork and knife?

When /tv/ memes about this being a good/great pizza it really triggers me, even if I know it's a joke.

>>83687080
Only messy za's like chiago style.

>>83678908
Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms.

>>83687080
jesus christ no man, just no

if i did that i'd fucking cut my own dick off

>>83685516
I'm too horny for my own good. I want to fuck every chick I see.

Help

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>>83687362
I'm in the same position.

>>83687080
If it's really hot or messy yes, and I pat it down with a napkin first to get off the excess grease regardless of how it looks

>>83687436
>>83687362
Fuck eachother. each take a turn in crossdressing.

meet up anonymously online. No one will know.

t. Muslim

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Jesus

>>83688484
Something like half of all restaurants close, it's a very hard industry to get into.

How would Gordon feel about this 'za?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Capricciosa is the best kind of pizza.

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Who were the worst restaurant owners in the series?

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>>83682876
>corn on pizza

>>83689277
you just posted it

>>83679619
the patrician choice

SEAFOOD

RAVIOLI

Why do people not like anchovies in general? At least where I live that's the case. They're like little pockets of juicy saltiness.

>>83687080
If it's messy yes. But that's not often

>>83689694
Some people are wired to really like salt.

>>83689694
>>83689731
I'm the opposite. Anchovies are so salty they hurt my mouth.

>>83679273
This is the only correct response to this question.

>britfaggot knowing about pizza
lmfao

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>all these qt3.14 waitresses making my dick hard.

Just watched that episode for the first time ever

I think I'm in love with the waitress, holy shit what a QT

Also I feel like even though the dude was out of touch - the whole restaurant just got taken away from him, there was nothing of him and his history in it at all, he may as well have just sold it off

Sad really

>>83690630
This episode is so scandalous. The owners yell and berate their customers and their own staff. Even Chef Ramsey left.
>>83690974
which one

>>83691010
The waitress in OP episode

Celestina or whatever

So bubbly and cheery ;_;

Who /Ninooooooo/ here?

>>83686066
There's a few places that Gordon really helped out. Mostly the places that stuck to the new recipes and menu he created (a restaurant known to serve Ramsay's recipe's will probably thrive).

The places that kept up his changes, even if it meant radical overhaul of the places generally kept open and in many cases thrived. In most places, they were unwelcome to Gordon's changes and simply went back to their old menu and ways of doing things and folded.

The most dramatic case of this is the British woman that ran a vegan food joint in Paris. There chef was a nut that would take an hour to put out 2 plates, he walked out singing and making threatning remarks (a true nutter, belonged in an asylum), the waitress split, the owner walked out for good the next day and it was just gordon and his temp chef doing the work.

A year later, the vegan food restaurant owner (very hot) was a known high priced escort in Paris....

I'm pretty sure it hurts when Gordon calls you out on your shit, but he knows how to make good food and run a restaurant. If they stay humble and implement his advice, they usually stay afloat.

One of the most touching ones was the guy running the dog friendly hotel in Vermont. He seemed like a genuinely sweet guy that was clueless about how to run a hotel.... And since he kept up on Ramsay's recommendations the place is hugely successful. I always like reading current reviews online of the restaurants/hotels he visits. It's nice to hear when they turned it around.

>>83678908
I might be against the grain here
>Peach slices + chicken + green olives (sparingly) and paprika. You can add jalapenos if you like, to me fit very well with those toppings, but if you can't handle the burn just leave it out.
Really recommend trying this.

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>>83690630
>ex "playboy" who sunk a million into the resturant

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>>83691364
>a ton of gross shit on a 'za
>might be against the grain
>might

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>>83682876
>real pizza
Using cold cuts as a substitute for real meat, you should be hanged.

I'm being 100% unironic here but.. who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pumQhFaR3M0

>>83691549
Ramsey, the show is about food, not fucking family issues. One of the worst parts of the show is when they force the fake family struggle.

>>83691549
based ramsey

>>83691783
american version requires more drama. uk version is way less dramatised

>>83691549
Gordon.
Trying to guilt trip a guy not to follow his own dreams but instead commit to the one his parents have laid out to him is stupid.
"You owe it to your parents" "They raised you" pathetic excuses. Now I'm not saying that you should run away and discard your family the moment you get a chance, but you shouldn't feel guilty if you decide to go against your parents, that's called growing up, being your own man.
Fuck them for trying to bind this guy to a failing restaurant.

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>>83691396
I can't stop watching.

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Looks like /fit/ opened up a restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFO_a74F_M

>>83692333
Amy Admits her husband is from Isreal. TOPKEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pVZhgZBLc

>>83678526
>>83682660
>thin crust
>entire pizza thicker than a deep dish pizza

>"i feel like i'm in a mental asylum"

one of my favorite episodes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayGQYszBJY

>Is this ice fresh or frozen?
>Frozen, chef.
>Unbelievable.

>>83694365
on kitchen nightmares 99% of the time they say fresh and then Ramsay finds it in the freezer

>>83694381
this couple completely lose their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8i0gt5m-Y

>>83694425
yeah pretty sure ABC was just a very transparent money laundering scheme for the husband with the criminal past

i think he got deported

>>83692615
kek, i binge watched KN a few years ago and all the memories are flooding back

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>>83694467
Not surprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJCrvkJgZY

>>83694540
also when Amy threatens to call the cops and Sammy is like "nooooo dont do that"

>>83678526
Typical american shit food

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>>83694609
Also Miranda is so fucking hot.

>>83678908
pepperoni, bacon, onions - it can be regular onion or red onion, doesn't matter to me

Sometimes I substitute hot peppers for onions. I'd get both but I don't like paying an extra dollar for some vegetable shavings.

>>83694661
comfiest part of KN is when Ramsay ramps up the bantz with the staff

they spend every workday hating life and being talked down to. then Gordon comes along to destroy the owner in front of them

Amy's, Mill Street Bistro, and Cafe Hon good episodes for that

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>>83678526

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>>83688484
As if we couldn't do the math after seeing the percentage of closed restaurants.

>>83688484
>>83689075
most of the places are on their last leg and in big debt

they get a short term bump in popularity and some free shit from the show but it's a sinking ship.

same thing with bar rescue

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>>83694756
Wtf that shit looks delicious

I would gladly pay 20$ for a huge ass pizza like that over some cardboard delivery pizza any day of the week

Am i the only one here that would LOVE to eat that? Is pretending that pizza looks gross some sort of meme?

>>83694840
no it looks terrible. maybe you just dont have good pizza where you live

>>83694840
Pretty sure it cost more than $20

>>83678908
pepperoni and mushroom.

there is beauty in simplicity

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Would you /ck/?

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>>83694840
A soggy uncooked pizza is delicious?
I feel sorry for you if that's the quality you've grown accustomed to.
A true pizza wouldn't be spilling it's toppings everywhere and laminating your hands with it's grease.
>This is what a thin crust pizza is supposed to look like.

>"""people""" who dab their pizza with a napkin or paper towel before eating it

>>83694840
Do you live on the west coast by any chance?

>>83694876
>>83695028
No i live in FL

>>83678703
kek

>>83694994
It means the pizza is greasy as fuck. Unless you want that shit to clog your arteries, go right ahead and drink up all that grease.

reminder that deep dish is a meme

>>83695108
shouldnt be eating the pizza in the first place if it's so shitty. there are people who do that to every slice they eat

>>83687080
Depends.

>>83678908

Pinapple and bacon with extra cheese and sweet marinara.

>>83694840
How fat are you?

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>>83691201

I really enjoyed reading your post.

Thank you.

>Pizza thread

I really got to try that Italian place's that opened next door.

And I think the owner is actually Italian.

>Non white country

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>>83678703
>got a fucking hovercraft

>>83681946
>>83682071
>jalapeño

Why the fuck have I never tried this?

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>skip to 1:22 in link related
Do all Americans eat their 'za like this??

https://youtu.be/iE95bLUhm64?t=1m22s

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>>83682876
>he doesnt eat the crust
you must be 18 to use this fucking website

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>>83679062
>tuna
>sweetcorn

>>83678526
Oil and grease taste fucking delicious.

>>83682876
>corn
>knife and fork
>doesn't eat the crust
>eating out of cardboard
this is the most degenerate post I've seen all day

>>83678908
egg, potato, prosciutto

>>83682912
underrated.

>Go to Italy
>Food is all great
>Expect the same when I go to an Italian-American restaurant
>It was not great

What the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fENze7QrNMA

How staged is this show? Because it's making me never want to eat out ever again.

>>83680622
Sort of

>>83695931
It's not staged

He just goes to the shittiest restaurants.

Go to any decent restaurant and you wont have a problem

>>83679062
>WOW REALLY WTF

Kys

>>83695931
>How staged is this show?
Most of the shit is staged, that's what US reality tv is.

I've been watching clips for an hour now and I'm just so disgusted with what these people do in public restaurants.

I'm disgusted. It's horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiB4pqusHe0

>>83678908
Drizzle buffalo sauce over the slice then sprinkle some chocolate chips on it is my personal favorite

Or you can go for a close second wich is covering it with ranch

>>83682911
Le quirky yearbook girl

>>83683365
Not that guy but finishing your meal being poor form really depends on the culture.

>>83678526
Arguably, no one. It was morally gray.

>>83678908
Tomato, Basil, and Ricotta

>>83691549
I wonder how long it took for them to get used to remembering the script.

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>>83696072
>i stick the meat thermometer into the crack of the tile in the moldy walls

>>83689277
Amy's baking company?

>>83678526
PIZZA
NICE AND HOT.

>>83682876
>>83694988

Looks homemade
But in a shitty bootleg sorta way.

I bet you two don't even have a real job:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGXDRl73ec

As with 95% of the stuff they give him on this show, it's fucking shit.

It's really telling how low standards burgers have of food. I live in vn and Thailand and western restaurants here have food cooked by people making $300 a month are miles better than the shit I see on this show

>>83697713
This. Its as if they don't care about the quality of the food just the quantity of it. It's quite telling really.

Can we have an episode power ranking already?

>>83678908
ass

>>83678908
olives and anchovies
fight me

>>83691201
>A year later, the vegan food restaurant owner (very hot) was a known high priced escort in Paris....
post pics pls

>>83682876
You deserve a very thorough, savage beating and I'm not even kidding

>>83687549
>putting napkins on your food

Do americans really do this? Don't you guys learn about hygiene in school?

>>83695883
>egg
>potato
>on pizza

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>>83682876
>corn
>processed meat
>enough oregano to drown out all flavor
>perfect crusts left to go stale
pic related, and you with it

>>83682708
Are you from the UK?

tbqh with you all I see pizza as more of an anything you want kind of deal. Like a sandwich there's no DEFINITIVE way to enjoy a good 'za. Some people prefer a pizza with bbq sauce, some people like pineapple topping.

For me nothing will be able to beat a meat feast with peppers, onions and garlic.

>>83691877
>parents let you stay in their house for free
>refuse to get a job
>make fun of your parents for working hard
>throw hissy fit when they ask you to help them out

I can tell you're a milennial

>>83698924
>muh millennial boogeyman

>>83699013
>act like entitled millennial
>get triggered when you're called out on it

It's time to grow up kiddo

>>83691549
The son did it the wrong way but he shouldn't be forced to commit to a failing restaurant

>>83679829
He has four kids rn, were you not watching The F Word last night anon?

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>>83692615
>That video title

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>>83687080
No, but I fold

>>83691201
>high priced

she was 200 quid m8

So if you're confronted with a totally delusional owner, and you need to get them to acknowledge that their place is bullshit, what's best: to be forceful and aggressive with the message like Ramsay is, or to be gentle and suggestive?

>>83685750
Isn't there like a 3month long NDA before the episode airs? That's enough time to finish off a dying business.

>>83698924
>hey son, we invested in the wrong business and we're about to fail
>come join us

They shouldn't try to drag everyone with them.

>>83699536
Though love is a reasonable approach, but you need to also be supportive for it to work, if you go too hard on people they will break and won't trust you.

>>83699536
Don't bullshit them. Tell them what is wrong and offer to help them fix it.
If their food is shit, tell them it is shit. Just don't be a prick about it.

>>83688484
That's an extremely impressive success rate.

>>83678908

Salami, bacon, green peppers, red ground pepper (spicy ofc), blue cheese sprinkled on top.

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>can't stop marathoning through Kitchen Nightmare episodes

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAVVVE MEEEEEEEEEE

>>83682911
>reddit

>>83699705
>hey son we've supported you, gave you a place to live, food to eat and even paid for your college tuition
>would you mind giving up some of your free time to help in the restaurant
>NO WAY FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD YOUR RESTAURANT FUCKING SUCKS HAHAHAHA

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>>83682912

>>83699997
>would you mind giving up some of your free time to help in the restaurant
The only helping you can do, is put the padlock on the door yourself. The parents either need to learn to accept defeat or they're mental.

You're just grasping at straws to attack that millenial boogeyman and you're completely ignoring the fact their business actually fucking failed.

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>>83699997
>we paid your tuition so that you can let it go to waste

>>83678526
That waitress is qt

>>83700059
>moving of goalposts intensify

He always could've got a job and supported himself, you can't leach off your parents while they work themselves to death in a failing business. Makes you human scum, only millennials like yourself fail to recognize this

Take this BTFO and get out, we're done here

>>83700197
No goalpost was moved, you're just too stubborn and idiotic. Instead of pretending a Kitchen Nightmares shithole was salvageable go and help your own parents instead of lashing out at reality TV like a real loser, anon.

>>83700197
>intensify

To plebbit you shall return

>>83696072
That has to be one of the best episodes.

>>83692615
Her Tits seem great

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>>83697713
but how can it be telling as to American's low standards? The food that appears on the show is literally the stuff that they *won't* eat; the restaurants feature precisely because they are failing! How can you miss the point this badly?

Engage brain before speaking in future please

>>83678908
Bananas and Remoulade

I eat at home.
all restaurants should close

Who were the most cooperative and pleasant owners in the show's history, and did Gordon return the courtesy or was he just as harsh and confrontational as ever?

>>83700514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEs6O2NGdrs

Editing aside, Gordon's really terrible at defusing a situation or even pretending he wants to be likeable. Calling someone an idiot under your breath while walking way is far more annoying than just straight up calling him an idiot.

>>83678526
waitress is a cuty though

>>83687080
only italian pizza

american pizza is eat with hands

>>83700776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LQN1C3Ung

It's probably this one. Gordon is actually pretty sympathetic here.

>>83702212
>this video was blocked in your country due to copyright
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKH0X_XcrCU
Waitresskino coming through

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He's literally Rdit. But everything works out in the end for them so I wish him well.

>mods blocked the word rdit due to spamming

>>83700885
Obviously he's just doing shit for ratings, he doesn't really care whether those restaurants improve, why the fuck would he? Most of those owners are either idiots or straight-up horrible people, I don't think they deserve to be coddled.

>>83702212
>>83700776
There was an episode where the owner realises he needs to change and listens to his advise. >>83686972 he is still open to this date.

>>83702212
>This place is closed now
feels bad man ;_;
great fucking episode

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>>83678703

>>83702332
>"Moussaka? Mousuck!"
Holy fuck who writes for this show?

>>83703095
There are no writers, it's reality TV

>>83703148
Wait? So you mean he just totally improvised that line?

>>83680622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_asNbdQa6U

Yes, because Ramsay is an even bigger cunt IRL

>>83685750

Health Inspectors

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>>83685750

Yelp conspiracy

>>83699431

This is elite pricing for scottish prostitutes

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>>83691201
>(very hot)

Do you shag sheep?

>>83687080
Razor thin New York pizza - no

Sloppy chicago pie - yes

>>83703418
What's the consensus on Chicago-styled 'za? Does it deserve to be called 'za?

>>83703418
>>83703464
>This is legitimately American 'culture'
Disgusting

>>83678908
Bacon, pepperoni, beef, salami, chicken, jalapeños, and a good sauce.

>>83689117
A bit more mayonnaise and it would have been a 10/10, prolly a tad overcooked aswell.

>>83678908

Salami, prawns, chicken, tomato, spinach, bacon, mince, avacado, mushrooms, steak (or lamb) and what ever sort of spices you like (chilli, paprika, mustard etc) with maybe a swirl of mayonnaise. The sauce should contain tomato, garlic and onion by default.

The addition of pineapple or other sweet fruits shouldn't be done on a pizza like above, but a simple cheese, ham and pineapple works flawlessly. I've done this before (adding pineapple to my over cluttered pizza) and the pineapple produced too much liquid as it cooked and really took over as a major flavour (I tend it favour meat or tomato being the strongest flavour).

>>83678526
How underpaid are the waiters that they're always turning against their bosses in front of Gordon?

>>83704878

Forgot to say add as many or as little types of cheese, but don't let it turn into a soggy and oily mess.

>>83704878

Oh god, how did I forget smoked salmon as well. All this pizza talk, I need to make one.

>it's a greek themed restaurant
>chicken KABOB
>shrimp KABOB
>lamb KABOB
>beef KABOB
It's SOUVLAKI, you limey fuck.

>>83704908
The wait staff are fully aware that the establishments they work in are total horseshit and so usually jump at the chance to voice their complaints about management to someone who's actually come to fix said problems. Gordon knows this. The servants are always the ones who most intimately feel the management's shit decisions. Mostly because they're the ones who get yelled at by customers complaining all day.

>>83704946
>10 toppings, 6 of which are meat and 4 of which are red meat
>plus avacado (???)
>don't make it greasy though!
too late

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>>83705710
What sort of message are those eyes trying to communicate?

>>83685505
FRESH FROZEN

>>83691201
>very hot
Where the fuck do you live where she's considered hot? The owner was a basic bitch in every sense of the term.

>>83694661
>that
>hot

>>83706431
>>83706570
PAN
NICE AND

>>83696222
overrated episode, the whole thing was fucked but there have been worse owners.

The guy who says YOU WAKE UP! in the intro

>>83689694
plebs who dislike umami for some reason

>>83706307
The severe irony of this is Gordon ALWAYS bitches at restaurants that advertise fresh food and use frozen (it seems to be most of them)...

It was recently discovered that Gordon's own restaurants do the same shit, they advertise everything as being fresh and have some dishes and ingredients frozen that they reheat and serve.

>>83700514
because they're in the hole for so long it means they can still carry the business going for a while, they do have traffic going on just not enough.

What does surprises me is how most of these businesses survive the health inspections, some of this shit is beyond belief

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>>83678908
Beef fillet, asparagus, tomatoes

Come at me

>>83706758
freezing seafood is acceptable imho, you can't purchase volume and then expect to sell out every day or every other day, that's insane. Specially for dishes like prawns or calamari.

Reheating shit is a problem, but even then not everything is beyond the pale, you can reheat soup or stock and it wouldn't make any difference if it's never been taken off the heat or it's been frozen previously

>>83707094
that's wasting quality ingredients, it's like a porterhouse burger, just incoherent.

>>83707099
>>83706758
Depends. IIRC the issue wasn't frozen food, but that one of his restaurants was preparing dishes that were packaged and shipped to his smaller cafe, where they were reheated and sold.

Not quite the same as freezing.

As for seafood, it's like meat. There's ways to preserve it without freezing, and its very obvious when a fish has been frozen just from the taste. Freezing causes cells to burst and release their water, resulting in a dry taste.

Rather, instead for restaurants like these they "superchill" the fish - submerging them in a brine solution JUST below freezing, to preserve the freshness over long distances.

>>83707094
What the fuck kind of weird 3rd world way of preparing pizza is that?

Though admittedly, the notion of using beef tenderloin on steak is killer, but it wouldn't be worth the 30 bucks it would cost you to get enough to top the pizza.

>>83706237
save me