*breathes heavily and blocks your path* *grabs you by the back

*grabs boobies*
mmm perky

>>83678244

Was this really considered an attractive man? WHy did so many women want his gabagool?

Where can I watch this show?

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>>83678244
EYY! OOH!

>>83679474
Amazon video service

if you're a poor mulignan just get the 30 day free trial and marathon it

>>83678312
>Was this really considered an attractive man?
No.
>WHy did so many women want his gabagool?
Money and power.

I can't watch this show cause I can't stand is really fucking loud breathing and his annoying nasally voice.

>>83680200
>6 seasons in a month

Fuck no

If only some sort of soothsayer could have seen these events before they occurred...

>>83678971
Someone post the star wars edit

>>83678312
In America, first you get the money, then you get to power, then you get the women

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>>83680284
you are babby

>>83678244
Anybody got the Tony copypasta?

>>83678312
>WHy did so many women want his gabagool?
big alpha mob boss

>>83680284
one month free trial and then $10 for the next month

2 months is ezpz

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>>83680296

>>83680284
I managed it

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Ayyy, Doctor Melphi, I'm mafia

Jesus Christ, you'd think there never was a Michelangelo, the way they treat people.
- Did you know that an Italian invented the telephone?
- Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?
You see! You see what I'm talkin'... Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed. Everybody knows that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxWZi0pdDVo

>>83680284
I did 6 in 5 days. You bitch

>>83679788
Impressive.

>>83680535
kill yourself

Hey /tv/, do you remember your first blowjob?

>>83683442
Yeah I remember it

>>83684012
Oh yeah? How long did it take for the dog to come?

>>83678244
OHHH WAS DA MADDA WITCHU

>>83678971
Finn Detrolio, my arch nemisis.

>>83684326
2 minutes tops

>>83684326
(you) see what I did there? I asked "hey /tv/, do you remember your first blowjob?"

anon says "yeah"

I say "oh yeah? how long did it take for the dog to come?"

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>>83678971
>>83680306
Qui Gon Finn, my arch nemesis

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>>83685206

HOLD OAWN A SECOND
*sniffs*
SO YOOOUU'RE SAYIN'
*takes a bite of gabagool*
THAT WE
*takes prozac*
WE WERE
*glares at mulligans*
WE WEHRE ROMANZ AND SHIT?

>>83685257

kek

>>83680759
Uh, you don't get to bring gabagool

>>83678971
*sucks your cock*

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>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>>83686643
Lel

>>83678244
He's dead

>>83678312

Aggressive and dominant traits are attractive to women and are more important than aesthetic beauty.
In this age of emasculation, women flock to men who exhibit the macho characteristics they claim to hate like thirsty whores to an oasis.

>>83686799
Underrated post

>>83685155
hehe

>>83686704
They're not my gabagool

>>83678971
How did this fat fuck get added to the normal cast? He was just a civilian in the pastry shop when Chris shot the clerk in the foot.

>>83687187
pathetic faggot

>>83680284
Casual

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>>83680759

>>83690361
small guy

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>>83680306

>>83678244
>oh my god please don't kill me you can keep the money

>>83679788
>checked
marone, I would love to put my face in those dubs

>>83694352
>marone
kill youself faggot