Is there any deer kino besides Bambi?

>>83677873
Deer Hunter

These are very gentle creatures.

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>>83677928

Tommy Boy

i'm scoping that shit right now

headshot incoming

>>83677873
>>83677952
these two posts combined nearly brought me to tears

>>83677952
The neck almost snaps. Go to 1 minute mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb8M54Bx_D4

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>>83677952
>he's never seen the video of the deer needlessly kicking the shit out of some random dog
They aren't as gentle as you think.

>>83677952
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

>>83678047
I dunno I've ran into them in the woods or at night before and they're always peaceful. Walk up to me and let me pet them etc.

>>83677952
>>83677961

yeah these disease ridden fucks are absolutely beautiful

https://youtu.be/ADGn1GABF0Q

>>83678010
thank you lyme disease

>>83678058
Based Michael

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>>83677873

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my dog looks like a deer

>>83678087
who was in the wrong here?

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>>83678174
he looks like a beast!

>>83678087
>>83678058

dunno maybe those animals shouldnt have been such cuntys

>>83678180
Pupper eas just minding its own bussiness. Stupid deer in the wrong for being stupid

>>83678174
your dog looks like a queer

>>83678180
the cat with his jewish mind tricks

>>83678087
>let your pets just roam loose in the neighborhood
>shocked when something bad happens to them

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>>83678174
qt doggo

>>83678316
when shapeshifting goes wrong.jpg

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Commando.

>>83678233
I think i've seen sfm porn of this thing getting fucked up the ass

>>83678396
I'm sure it exists.

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>>83678087
Yeah kick that fucking dog, deer.

>>83678087
little agressive shit acting tough against dogs but an absolutely useless scared coward against the top players

fuck deers and all its derivatives

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>>83678087
>that woman yelling "STOP IT" as if the deer would understand and just obey

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>>83678535
Fuck you and all your derivatives

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>>83678087

KEK

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>>83677873
What about the kino where a bunch of deer get hit by cars. Full movie on youtube.

>>83677985
Underrated

>>83678087
that shit sounded like it hurt

>>83678311
>calls his country a first world country
>can't even let his pets walk around outside
Burgers everyone.

>>83677873
You're from /k/ aren't you?

>>83679050
I thought that this happened in Canada.

>>83679302
Same country, just a bit more cucked.

>>83679050
Letting your pets roam around the neighborhood is fucking degenerate.

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>>83678087
>that cat trying to claw it's face

>>83679400
>keeping a cat locked up inside

>>83678087
can the average /tv/ poster like me beat the shit outta deer mom?

>>83679050
Post country

I wanna pet the deer.

>>83679521
Why not just bayonet charge it and blow the little one away too?

>>83679521
>averge /tv/ poster
I'm sure your stench alone will scare her off

>>83679528
Netherlands. Used to have a cat, always walked around the neighborhood, and never had an accident.

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>>83677952
>>83678087

i always feel sorry for deer, they seem stressed. Very on edge creatures.

>>83679593
That dog actually miraculously survived if you can believe it, I remember reading about it. Long dead now of course that video is old

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MEANWHILE ON /k/

>>83678073
thats dangerous anon
youre not fucking snow white

>>83679719
they're always nice to me though :>

>>83678087
What was the cat actually doing? Was it going to eat the whole baby deer? Or did it just think it had found a weird-looking dog friend?

>>83679644
>i always feel sorry for deer, they seem stressed. Very on edge creatures.

this. It's like EVERYTHING preys on them. They are the designated animal that is eaten by other animals. All they do is eat grass and shit. Sometimes I wonder if they feel 'worry'

>>83678174
ugly/10
would throw rocks at and kick

>>83679785
>designated prey

>>83679907

t.Ahmed

>>83679785
Kind of like the average /tv/ user who constantly anxious and on edge when he's out in the public.

All they do is eat fast food and watch movies.

Sometimes I worry if they worry about the future.

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>>83677873
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI

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deer are sexy, deal with it.

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>>83678073
Colorado native, I've been around a lot of deer anon.

>>83678671
>presenting her butt like that
deers are sluts

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>>83680021
>deers
>s

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kino

>>83680113
yous heard me

>>83679453

outdoor cats destroy local ecosystems because they overhunt birds and ground rodents

not really their fault, but as usual cunty fucking human pet owners take no responsibility for the impact they have on their environment

>>83681210
cats are cancer this is common knowledge

>>83679521

Deer kill more people than bears
They're a lot stronger and a lot tougher than they look. They'll kick you to death.

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Deer are Illuminati property and used sparingly.

You have been warned.

>>83679653
k

>>83681210
What's the name of that cat who was a lighthouse-keepers pet and ended up single-handedly wiping out a bird that lived on the island? I want to say Morgan or something.

>>83681229

Dogs can be cancerous too, anon
Unleashed dogs that wander neighborhoods will kill smaller animals and even other small dogs if their prey drive kicks in. They will also attack children if they haven't been properly socialized.

If they hook up with stray dogs or other unleashed dogs their pack mentality can take over and basically fuck up any socialization they've had towards humans or other animals


It isn't the dog or cat's fault that they do things according to their instincts. It's Oh So Precious pet owners who think their special baby is different than any other animal and deserves to run around unhinged. These people are the real cancer. They are uneducated and basically treat their pets like infant surrogates.

Honestly plebs shouldn't even be allowed to own anything bigger than gerbil

>>83680137
>tv

>>83681419
t. cat owner

how many dresses you own for your cat be honest m8?

>>83681449

I've had both. This whole cat owner/dog owner dichotomy is also pleb mentality. Both animals have had their historical utility and a true patrician enjoys the beauty and disposition of all kinds of natural creatures,

>>83677952
they're fucking rats with hooves

>>83681559
please quit falseflagging as a dog owner it is rather pathetic

>>83681597
you're a rat with hooves

>>83678058
>Deers eating meat
??!?!!?!

>>83682317

pandas eat meat too

>>83682347
I thought deers were herbivores?

Like if you cry every tiem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIrnrnkajPM

>>83682372

Doesn't mean you can't try something new

Louis CK hates deer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln1ucGoPvWk

>>83678087
that fucking cat though lmao

www.google.com

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Oh my deer!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9_ZnojxmU

>>83682393
He said herbivores not heterosexuals.

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>>83677873

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>>83682752

>>83680113
>so I says to anon I says

>>83682720
>call somebody!

Like fucking who? Some cop or wildlife guy who can show up and kill the bear as well, just so you don't have to witness nature taking its course in your yard?

>>83683080
His was truly the voice of a nu-male.
Surely you go get an axe (assuming he doesn't have a gun because he's a pussy) and either scare the bear away or manage to put the deer out of its misery.

>>83678087
I would kick that deer's ass before it did anything to my dog, fucker can't even bite.

>>83683237
>fucker can't even bite.

Bro, getting bit by a herbivore is not pleasant and in some cases worse than being bitten by a carnivore

>>83682720

>"It's nature babe, let it happen".

based

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>>83683171
>assuming he doesn't have a gun because he's a pussy
What happened to the right to bear arms?

>>83683237
>t. brainlet
why are dog owners so unbearable

>>83682372
All mammals will eat meat if it's easily available and they can get it. Cows and deer eat ground nesting/baby birds pretty frequently.

>>83683080
>nature can violate the NAP and get away with it

commies out

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>>83682720
lmao the deer yells like a retard

>>83682720

Is that Marlon Brando? Where's the stick of butter?

>>83683700
would a cow eat hamburger if you gave it to them?

>>83683580
Stay mad, i hope a dog bites you again and you lose your micro penis.

>>83683846
It's Robert Redford, believe it or not. It's from the film, Jeremiah Johnson.

>>83684072

Boy some signals are getting crossed

>>83683949
yes i assume so

i've thrown old cold/dried out mcnuggets to my chickens before and they loved it

>>83684201
It's a silly gif. I wouldn't try to read too much into it.

>>83684059
your dog is worth nothing an Im glad its gonna die
you stupid bumbling fuck. I can only imagine your blubbering face and swinging jowls when you sob over the grave of your retarded pet. I can only imagine the stench of your blemished mug when your tears mix with the long forgotten pizza grease. If you love such a stupid animal so zealously that you would fight a deer for its easily replaceable life, I cant imagine that your iq is anywhere over 85

>>83679785

Literally nothing preys on them in the suburbs. That's why they are all over the place.

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>>83678671

>Wait are you waiting for, Anon? Aren't you gonna put it in?

>>83684449
Please do not sexualize the animal.

>>83677873

I WANT TO _________ THAT DEER

>>83684465
Give anon a break. They're probably just Canadian.

>>83684297
Who's got that webm of a cat playing with his food and getting surprised by a hungry chicken?

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THIS SUMMER

>>83684500
Haha yes probably.

>>83678671
>>83680021
>>83684449
speaking of sexy slutty sultry deer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI