Seinfeld vs Kesha

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There's already a thread you stupid fucking retard

>>83677666
The guy who doesn't use the catalog

>>83677666

Nice try Satan, Seinfeld Did Nothing Wrong. Imagine if the sexes were reversed, the media would be demanding the creeper male be jailed for his attempted sexual assault, but cunts are so entitled that they feel like THEY'RE the victims when they try to force their disgusting diseased bodies on innocent kikes.

She's used to being worshipped for being a """celebrity""", meanwhile Seinfeld is an actual celebrity and had no idea who the fuck she was. Would you entertain every random person who comes up to you and demands a hug? Fuck no.

Based Jerry

>>83677755

Trips over dubs speaks truth. Gas the cunts, Seinfeldwar NOW!

>>83677755

This.

BASED KIKE BASTARD

she interrupted his interview which was very rude and she asked for a hug which is very rude

your a moran if you think jerry was in the wrong here

>>83677666
Kesha.

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I fucked Ke$ha almost a decade ago in Nashville at some mansion party. No one will believe me but I did. I also came in her ass and she didn't even shit it out afterwards.

>>83677666
Stop laughing its not funee

>>83677666
think about the social intelligence seinfeld got, he knew she's a skank who'll use that opportunity to fuck him over

>>83678041
He is getting publicity for being rude to a very disliked person.


Smart move by Jerry imo.

Jerry knows she's the type who will yell 'rape' for monetary gain.

Jewy Seinfeld puts a shiksa in her place.

Literally a Seinfeld moment. Kesha was definitely in the wrong.

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>>83677666
STOP INVINCIBLE GOOOY~!

>>83679217
i can picture jerry and george bickering over it

>>83677974
>No one will believe me
lol yeah

wtf is a Kesha?

>>83679451
>xD

nice so now we have to see this thread for a month or two.

Wow Jerry Seinfeld really is no different IRL from his TV persona

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YAAAAAS DRAG HA KING

>David Lynch Foundation
Were we all LYNCHED?

>>83677666
What a classic David/Seinfeld moment.

>>83679891
it's a setup for the Jerry Seinfeld cameo in the finale.

>who is that
>oh thats kesha
>oh ok

i like how he still doesnt know who she is after hes told

>>83677666

I feel bad for her. Rape victim, dead career, her body is absolutely disgusting, and she can't even get a hug. It's sad.

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>>83681837
>I feel bad for her. Rape victim, dead career, her body is absolutely disgusting

>can't even get a hug

>>83681837
>I feel bad for her
Stop
>Rape victim
Was a lie
>Dead career
Her responsibility
>body is disgusting
She had a nice one, let herself go
>can't even get a hug
No, not by being a dumb self-centered rude idiot, that's generally the way to get the opposite of a hug

There, I have freed you.

>>83679451
>You refused to hug Kesha, Jerry! I'd kill for that opportunity!

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If she'd ever actually heard Jerry Seinfeld speak about his OCD, either in or out of character, she wouldn't have come up and asked him for a hug.

>>83677899
GET A BRIAN MORANS!

Technically only Jerry. I mean, Kesha is delusional, and Jerry doesn't have to hug someone if they don't want to. The biggest issue is the laugh after. Why laugh at her? Just move on.

>>83683106
t. virgin

>>83683502
>Quest for Camelot

shiiiet

>>83679451
It's more of a curb plot desu.

Larry doesn't recognize someone semi-famous and starts a shitstorm on social media.
Of course Larry can't into social media so it gets blown up.

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>>83683106

one day a girl will touch your peepee anon, one day

>>83677974
>no one will believe me
That is because it didnt happen

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>>83677712
>innocent kikes

>>83683659
sounds like the plot to Chef tbqh

>>83683599
That awkwardness and that laugh is Larry David's entire career. Maybe it's not 'right' but it's an artefact of human interaction

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Isnt it amazing how blind you were before /pol/

I thought all of these Jew celebrities where White

But then I get redpilled and see the Jewness everywhere

>>83677974
nice copypasta, mind if I save it in notepad?

>>83684671
Yeah except in Chef he packs up and runs away to get back to his roots serving food with John Leguizamo.

In Curb, Larry would inevitably piss off someone in the second act whose help he needs in the third. Cue Leon acting like a nigger screwing things up for Larry and then frolic plays at the end.

>>83677666
why do all jews look like goblins?

>>83677666
Nice

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>>83683659
And of course everyone would think Larry was the asshole for not giving her a hug.

>>83685015
Cue Suzy
Cue Ted
Cue Funkhauser with his fuckin voice
All yelling at Larry all at once
This is the entirety of the 9th season of curb

>>83685015
They've already done that. Larry thrives when nobody wants anything to do with him. Episode where he trips Shaquille O'Neal

To be fair to he didn't know who she was. Jerry thought she was some crazed no-name fan or something, when he was in fact sharing the red carpet with her.

I try to see the silver lining in things like this though so call me naive or optimistic but yeah.

>>83677666
The ones that are always in the wrong, anon
The women

>>83677666
I didn't know kikes could be this based. FUCKING RETARDED ROASTIE BTFO

>>83677974
lol

i sorta believe you.

can you elaborate? i hear she is a turbo slut.

i read on 4 chan that someone fucked her in australia and had limp dick because of whisky drinking and couldnt fuck her and she told him to just fist her instead and he did. he woke up the next day to her bodyguard giving him some cash and saying to keep quiet. he was confused bc he didnt even know who she was until he talked to his friends later on and they were like dude u went home with kesha.

so i sorta believe you, but would appreciate more details, my good sir.

>>83677666
you're not entitled to a hug from a stranger just because you saw them on tv and feel like you know them.

>>83684791
Seinfeld transcends all that

Kesha shouldn't had try to sued Dr. Luke, now she stuck in a worse situation

>>83683599
Everybody laughed. The interviewer laughed, and even the guy behind Jerry laughed. It was a funny little awkward moment that came and went, no need to sperg about it, laughs are fine.

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>>83683622
I hope when you eventually get laid, it's exactly the big amazing thing you think it is. Just try not to hype it up too much so you don't fuck up.

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>>83685495
He got you son

>>83677666
>What happens when a geriatric kike meets a lubed up shopping bag? You won't believe what happens next!

>>83687240
>they ran into eachother on the red carpet and that's when it happened

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>>83687240
People ITT are legit retarded. He clearly didn't know who she was, he just thought she was another random fan trying to get him in a potentially compromising photo op. It makes sense, you don't just receive random hugs from complete nobodies who could actually be stalkers or worse.

Imagine how many loser women must try to hug him all the time. As soon as he found out she wasn't just another randy, you can actually see his expression change like he wishes he hadn't done that to another celeb.

>>83687303
>5 Things You Need to Know About Ke$ha's Red Carpet Mishap!
>Number 5: Jerry Seinfeld was once on a tv show over 20 years ago.

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>>83677666
What the fucks does kesha even look like?

>>83687396
That's the joke.
Many people have some idea of what Kesha looks like and would recognize her.
A larger group at least KNOWS her name and would remark on that if informed after.
Seinfeld doesn't know who she is by sight OR have even a slight idea who she is. He delivers the line in "character" and it's great. YOU on the other hand may have autism for missing these cues.

She had one popular tune over ten years ago, that's it? You can't expect grown men to remember one hit wonders

>>83677666
Nice trips.

Has anyone put this with the CYE music after it yet?

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>>83687567
No, people are legit treating it like he was being "based" for not giving her a hug when he clearly would've given her one if someone told him it was a celeb, even a minor celeb. For all he knew, she was just a normie roastie or stalker bitch and it's protocol in those situations to not give pleb peasants any undue attention.

I bet he gave her a hug later just to reaffirm their Hollywood in-house ties.

>>83677666

Kesha attempted to violate the NAP by touching Jerry without his permission but Jerry made sure to clearly not give consent so she knew to fuck off

>>83683502
I really like this picture.

I feel like a kid when i stare at it.

Death pls take me.

>>83687666
There are plenty of celebs that would cave when someone begs like that or happily hug a fan, firstly. Second, this is some exclusive event, she's not running at him on the streets in Manhattan. He's being "based" because he's pissed that he was interrupted. I'm he would gladly hug a fan if she asked before charging.

>>83687396
You're the retard from the other thread. What did I tell you? Stop being so confident because you're not as smart and perceptive as you think you are. Seriously dude, cut it out. You 105's are the worst, closer to 100 than the 150 you think you are.

>>83687396
Seinfeld is slightly autistic and doesn't like to be touched by strangers. Why is it so weird for someone not to want some random skank hug you that you don't know? He's filthy rich, you think he gives a shit that she's "another celeb"?

>>83687818
I can already see right through you. I can see over twenty steps ahead before you've even made one. Don't even think you can talk on my level, kid.

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>>83687787
You're really naive thinking Jewlywood isn't one big cozy clubhouse. The fact is that he wouldn't hug YOU but for one moment you thought he acted that way to other celebs too and you got elated. Face it, he only denied her said hug because he assumed she was one of YOU.

>>83688039
You don't know shit about Seinfeld if you think that.

>this was at a david lynch foundation event for transcendental meditation

honestly i didn't know jerry was into that shit but if even a cynic like him does it, it might be worth checking out

what do you think /tv/?

>>83677666
serve the filthy goy right

>>83677666
He noticed she had the man hands.

>>83679451
Jerry would feel bad about it but George would assure him that he was in the right.

>>83688067
Oh does he work at Nintendo with your dad?

>>83677666
kek, he had no idea who the fuck she was.
prob thought she was some rando

>>83684791
You didn't know Seinfeld was Jewish?

>>83688135
>I started Transcendental Meditation in 1973 and have not missed a single meditation ever since. Twice a day, every day. It has given me effortless access to unlimited reserves of energy, creativity and happiness deep within. This level of life is sometimes called “pure consciousness”—it is a treasury. And this level of life is deep within us all.

>But I had no idea how powerful and profound this technique could be until I saw firsthand how it was being practiced by young children in inner-city schools, veterans who suffer the living hell of post-traumatic stress disorder and women and girls who are victims of terrible violence.

>TM is, in a word, life changing for the good.

>In 2005, we started the David Lynch Foundation for Consciousness-Based Education and World Peace to ensure that every child anywhere in the world who wanted to learn to meditate could do so. Now, the Foundation is actively teaching TM to adults and children in countries everywhere.

>How are we able to do it? Because of the generosity of foundations and philanthropists and everyday people who want to ease the suffering of others—and who want to help create a better world.

>If you don’t already meditate, take my advice: Start. It will be the best decision you ever make.

Sounds like bullshit to get rich people to donate money to Lynch so he can fund another movie. Here's a video of the technique. Most of the people on the board of directors and advisors look like jews to me though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3AnD2QbIg

>>83688614
Hey, Twin Peaks had to get funded somehow.

>>83677974
This legit made me laugh until I teared up.

>>83677974
this guy on australian big brother called tim claimed to have fucked kesha

he was a giant homo and eventually came out of the closet

you're probably gay too

>>83687476
I really did love 30 Rock despite it being full of libtards.

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Pretty depressing that I'll never get the chance to refuse to hug Kesha and hear her make that flustered little noise.

>>83687396
I'm a dude and I've had random hugs from chicks and duds from strangers.
I'm not a douche so I just roll with it.

who, the ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY guy?

Dude deserves an award for having the balls to shut down one of these worthless bitch ass "music artists" that pumps out shit to sell to vulnerable kids. Funny that it sounds like her producer took advantage of her. Gee, no shit? Did you actually think these faggots are good humans?

>>83689064
You're also not famous.

>>83677666
Seinfeld is pretty BASED

This is like something out of a Larry David show