https://www.newsarama.com/34802-son y-offering-clean-version

>>83677198
>First Five
as if anyone wants their pathetic attempt at a reboot

15 years later, Sony tries to sanitize Raimi's SM trilogy

HA

but why

Good, Raimi took things to far

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>>83677198
for those of you who weren't young enough to watch spider-man 1 in the theaters, it was originally pic related

>>83677198
"thats a nice costume you got there, did your gay husband make it for you?"

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What was he refering to?

>>83677198
in4: "you know im a bit of a national socialist myself."

>>83677198

I hear they cut .5 seconds of Kirsten's Dunst's tit jiggle in the rain so it would be less lewd.

Aside from Raimi's script being from a different time, these movies were already family friendly.
What the fuck

>>83677198
Where can I buy a clean version of the music video of Dre Day?

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>when the meme comes full circle

>>83677198
Another meme becomes reality.

Jesus, Raimi.

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>I'm Holocaust-man no more. No more.

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>>83677198
>mfw Man of Spiders and White Man's burden will get cut, but they'll keep the scene with Bonesaw getting homophobic abuse mercilessly hurled at him

I started laugh immediately after I saw the picture and this Sonys "clean" news.

Meme is real...

>make family friendly raimi trilogy
>trilogy is 12 seconds long
for what purpose?

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>maymays coming to life

ebin

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>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet, you fucking faggot.

I don't blame them. Children shouldn't be exposed to such dialogue in this day and age. How Raimi got away with this when the movie was released beggars belief.

>>83677198
Memes aside, what exactly are they changing in the spiderman movies?
Are they pushing the rating down from PG13 to G?

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wont that mean that the spiders dialog will be entirely cut? it's only line was "I'm going to bite you and give you AIDS like the faggot you are", pretty lame considering it was voiced by mel gibson

>>83677297
can anyone give me a quick rundown of this meme? the movies came out when i was in 2 or 3rd grade and they seemed tame even then.

>>83677727

Spiders were heavily used in Nazi propaganda.

>>83677680
The 00's were a very different time

>>83677324
that's a nice costume you got there, did your führer make that for you?

>>83677198
>Raimiposting becomes real within six months
This is getting out of hand guys, we don't have the responsibility for this great power.

>>83677680

>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind if you think that jet fuel can melt steel!

The memes have to stop. They are fucking with the space time continuum.

>>83677727
>they seemed tame even then
It was a different time

>>83677774
Too soon, Raimi...

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>What's your name, kid?
>The Human [Spider]
>Sheesh, name yourself after something that really happened, kid

Now the Human Holocaust scene makes zero sense.

meme magic

>>83677727
I guess someone got upset that peter asking if bonesaw's husband made his outfit was 'homophobic', so people here started pretending that the movies actually had a bunch of hardcore white nationalist stuff in it that actually would've warranted people getting upset.

>>83677705
Probably PG.

I don't know if many channels do this anymore, but 10 or so years ago and before, it wasn't uncommon for TV networks to try and edit down movies to one rating below their theatrical version. R to PG13, PG13 to PG.

You still might see it on some low grade cable channels, I don't know.

>>83677811
raimiposting threads are best threads

>>83677680
why was this the best spider man costume to date? what went so right

I hope they cut the scene where spiderman comes across a man being raped in an alley and instead of helping he just jacks off while watching

i mean it felt really unnecessary, but maybe i dont get Raimis vision

Back in MY day we made kids watch Aliens, Robocop and Terminator and they FUCKING LOVED IT

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>I need pictures! Pictures that proves that holocaust was real!

>>83677829
thanks for the legitimate answer

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>>83677869
While the movie sucked, ASM2 had the best mask of all the suits.

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>>83677842
This.

It's always weirded me out when they did this, but it really only caught my attention when i caught a glimpse of a PG version of Shutter Island on TV some 4 years ago. I couldn't believe it was real.

MEME MAGIC
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>>83677896
>Your nose is lookin' a little big there, Brock - and it's not because I'm comparing you to Pinnochio.
>You fabcricated those photos of the holocaust when everyone knows Adolf was disgusted by the condition of Auschwitz

>>83677443
Well since they were edited for TV there might be dialogue changes and stuff like that. Like for instance in the TV version of Happy Gilmore, Happy says "The price is wrong, Bobbo!" Instead of "The price is wrong, bitch!"

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in [My Local Scout Group]. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old [Scout Group], in [The Scouts], my friends and I... we do things to [Camp fires]. [Fun Things], make them [Hot cosy fires that relax us all]. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to [Stoke the fire] as my men and I [Sing happy songs and toast marshmallows with] them. And when they are [Happy] , Man of Spiders, when they are [Lovely and Content]... you will know the rent is paid.

>For this month.

Jesus christ, they fucking murdered the scene. I hope Raimi does something about this.

lol I used to kind of do this sort of thing on my own. There'd be a movie I'd want to watch with my sister or mom on movie night but, it would have nude/sex scenes in it so I'd cut them out with some video editor software and then burn my homemade censored version onto a DVD-R (thank jeebus for things like roku + plex)

>The itsy bitsy juden climbed up from the bank. >Down came the Gestabp and took the juden to the train.

>>83677198
Why does everything Sony do horrible? Amazing Spiderman, Ghostbusters remake, Smurfs movies, am I missing anything? Thye just have bad idea after bad idea.

>>83678141
holy fuck, no child deserves a brother this lame

Has meme posting gone too far?

>>83677198
>Clean Version

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

You'll show non stop gore on primetime but a nipple or mean word grinds production to complete stop.

PG-13 has entire massacre's worth of death, but don't worry, even though they killed 3000 people in the family fun movie, their deaths weren't bloody enough to warrant a higher rating. Oops, a "fuck" slipped in? R for you, blasphemer. A dick was shown? NC-17 and zero box office for you, heathen.

>>83677324
>what's your name kid?
>the human holocaust!
>why dontcha name yourself after something that actually happened kid?

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don't tell me they'll change the iconic cover art too

Movies get edited for TV all the time. This is no different.

>>83677713
Fucking kek

>>83678447
>tfw in germoney and afraid to post one of those pastas

Is raimiposting banned in this country too?

>>83677198
capeshit fags need to die

>>83677785
>some Sony intern probably browsed a Raimi thread and thought all of the quotes were real
I'd believe it too

ilshallah I can watch a child friendly, halal version of man of spiders with my wife now.

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>ring-a-ding ding, pizza's here, you dumb whore!

It'll probably get cut.

Will they edit this scene as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06mf-XRjCDM
I hope not, since the subtle imagery Raimi used in it still holds up to this date.

You think they'll have the scene where the Klan attempts to lynch Macy Gray in the middle of Times Square?

What the fuck is there to censor? Yeah raimi posting is fun but these films were entirely family friendly. They were pg even weren't they? No swearing, no nudity, violence was stylized and cg'd. What the fuck?

>>83678735
>The part with the skeletons traumatized you as a kid.
>There were Nazi parts.

>>83678735
nipples

>>83678735
The nipples and blood most likely.

>>83678735
I can only assume the "husband" line, the "oh fuck", and probably the part where gobbie gets impaled by his glider. I can't recall ANYTHING bad from 2 or 3

>>83677949
The suit for the 1st ASM was better.

>>83678814
>"oh fuck"

Do what now?

>>83678891
Meme magic is too much for me apparently. I haven't seen the first one in a long time and was convinced gobbie said "oh fuck" right before he got stabbed

>>83678283
Only franchise they don't entirely fuck up is Bond, and that's because they only distribute it, and they are probably going to lose that franchise anyways.

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>"Harry tells me you're quite the Hitler fanatic. You know, I'm somewhat of a National Socialist myself"
I wonder if this will stay in

>>83677869
it wasnt. Triangle eyes and raised webbing looked dumb as hell. the one from Civil Way is the best one to date

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>"a black president?!?!"

>>83678891
My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.

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>"I need to stop this train going to Auschwitz... these people are white!! "

>>83677198
i'm not buying PS5 now. I dont want to support the muslims that are running Sony. I had no idea Spiderman 1 was problematic.

>>83679239
now this is a real hero

>>83679200
Did Raimi see into the future?

>>83678388
>The sum of $6000 will be paid to The Disproven...The Falsified...The Unbelievable Holocaust Man!
Jesus, how did they got past the censors?

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>>83679383
>>83679239
>the scene where Peter finds out he accidentally gassed a white man
>breaks down crying in Aunt May's arms
>she assures him that sacrifices are necessary for the common goal of racial purity
>Horst Wessel Lied slowly grows in volume as Peter looks towards the camera

10/10 scene, of course the oscar jews didn't nominate him for it though. Also anyone know where to get the button on his schoolbag from the intro scene?

>>83679490
Thank you for killing the thread with your cringe post

>>83678388
jesus christ raimi

>>83678388
Why were the 2000s so problematic? Ugh.... Just.... Ugh.....

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>Buy Spiderman trilogy on DVD
>Load up the Special Features expecting some nice making of documentaries
>First one I load up is just Sam Raimi speaking to a camera for 2 hours about "preserving the aryan race in a nigger-infested world"

>11 year old forced to watch "clean" versions of movies by mom
>masturbates later to German scat porn online

What even is the point

>>83679200
>the Green Goblin got his powers from a gas chamber
What did Raimi try to convey here?

>>83679490
redit

>>83677900
No problem man! And welcome to 4chan!

>>83679475
>that moment where Peter learns the white man was actually Irish, the music swells and he stiffens in resolve
Capeshit just can't compete with this emotional intensity

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I always loved the ending of the train scene, but that piece of dialogue was odd...

>"We won't tell nobody."
>"You better not, little shit, I know where you live."

what was Raimi thinking?

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>>83679490

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>>83679547
>play one of the other Special Feature videos
>it's just archive footage of Hitler's speeches with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE looping in the background
Raimi, I..

>>83679588
>the swastika shaped reflection in his eyes as the camera zooms
>the scene transition to the NYPD parade that pans up from their boots making you think it was an SS parade
10/10 filmmaking. Truly the second coming of Leni Riefenstahl.

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>>83679490
stop

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>In regard to the filming of the rape scene, Maguire said, "When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Kirsten Dunst] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all my contracts stating that they would not make love with Spider-man. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. he said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib... I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."[1]

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>>83677680

> Aunt May: We must secure the existence of our people and a future-
>[the Green Goblin bursts through the window]
>Aunt May: [screams] A FUTURE FOR!
>Green Goblin: [laughing maniacally] Finish it. FINISH IT!
>Aunt May: WHITE CHILDREN!

Why not "all children"? never got this scene as a kid

>>83678735
I haven't watched SM1 for a while, but I imagine the "husband" line for bonesaw is getting cut, and probably the scene in the alleyway, where I'm pretty sure the thugs implied they would rape MJ. And also, her wet shirt and nipples in that scene. I don't know what they'll replace it with though, that scene was pretty important in building the MJ-Peter relationship. I can't think of anything else except for maybe getting rid of some of the blood around the ending scenes where Peter fights Norman.

For SM2 and SM3 I have absolutely no idea what they would even have to cut. Never seen ASM1 or ASM2.

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>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.

>For this month

>>83679490
kys yourself nigger.

>>83679778
I can't believe one man's cruelty could inspire Peter to turn Central Park into a concentration camp, but geez.

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>>83678141
>jeebus

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>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

It was truly a different time.

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>>83677198
Fucking PC libshits these days, this is exactly why I voted Trump.

They already removed all the "racial cleansing" footage from Raimis movies, wasn't that enough?

>>83679850
Give me the pass the popcorn pasta and 9/11 picture in the background

>>83677799
god dammit probaby the first time IWADT made me laugh

So they're deleting all the Nazi scenes? Fucking hell.

Can't wait for those awkward lipsynch dubs.

>>83679626
>He's just a kid. No older than my wife's son
At the time this flew right by me but looking back at it I'm amazed Raimi was able to have a line like this delivered in the early 00's. He really was ahead of his time.

>>83679916
>"MORON!" dubbed over an obvious "NIGGER!"
Maybe they'll be able to CGI it to look better

>>83677864
extended the lifetime of this meme for sure

Censored Spider-Man movies? This is just the beginning. Next, they'll start censoring Raimi's other movies. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about what they'll do to Whiteman 3: Die, Darkie, Die.

>>83679691
that was from El Topo?

>Who am I? You sure you want to know? The truth of 9/11 is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was the jet fuel that melt the steel... if somebody told you it was the Al-Qaeda... somebody lied.

And only a year after...

>>83677198
Does that mean they'll finally get rid of all the rabid anti-Italian sentiments Raimi felt the need to put in?

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>>83679773
>Eddie! The suit! You gotta take it off!
>You'd like that, wouldn't ya, you little faggot?

underrated tribute to the Bonesaw scene

>>83677198
Please stop with the memes, I want to know what they actually mean by CLEAN from a PG, PG 13 movie??

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Speaking of Clean, TV versions, there is a TV version of the Thing where you hardly ever see the damn thing.

You can get this version on some special edition set. Not sure what one but my friend told me about it

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>That scene where Peter removes from his body the black stuff that made him angrier and more stupid
what was Raimi trying to tell us?

>>83679773
>For SM2 and SM3 I have absolutely no idea what they would even have to cut. Never seen ASM1 or ASM2.
For the love of God, if they decide to cut this entire scene out, I will applaud them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEz_zs67hwY

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>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

I'm afraid they'll cut the whole thing, but i hope it's just the montage of him being awarded all of those medals. They didn't need to include that twice.

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I was rewatching SM1 before and I noticed that Raimi actually left in a snap of the twin towers in Spiderman's eyes.

Was this a mistake or did he purposely leave this there?

Either way, I take it Sony will digitally remove it.

>>83680396
>Clean version of the thing that barely shows it.
What is even the point of this?

>>83680508
>What is even the point of this?
People who want to watch it on air on TV.

At least the Army of Darkness TV version gave some deleted scenes put back in the film although I do hear there is an alternative ending to The Thing that only the TV version has...

>>83679773
>I don't know what they'll replace it with though, that scene was pretty important in building the MJ-Peter relationship
Also it was the "money shot" of the movie. Why would you want to change such a iconic scene?

There was someone on reddit (okay I mention it who cares) who made a PG 13 edit of Deadpool.

I wouldn't mind an actual release of a censored Deadpool, getting rid of that stupid sex scene and the 14 year old sex joke humor.

Best joke in the movie was the Alien 3 Sigourney Weaver haircut joke.

>>83680435
Big moment.

>>83677324
I was a kid when I saw this with my grandparents
They took me out of the theater and demanded their money back because of this scene. My grandmother died when she was a baby in the holocaust and my grandfather was very upset by this film

>>83680619
>Big moment.
It's really not considering Parker spends the whole movie thinking about Gwen, Gwen's father and the promise he made to stay away from her.

The movie could have done more with Electro or even that MJ subplot they cut out instead of a Music Video of him thinking more about her...

>>83677198
>thinking you can censor the madman Raimi

Where's the one where Osborn talks about his passion for peeing over insects?

>it's called the blockchain Peter. every transaction on the network is seen by everyone. you see the words Bitcoin, you buy as much as you can. and hold on to it.

>the race war will be funded by you, Peter. Your billions of dollars in cryptocurrency will buy the miles of rope that will be used to hang every nigger and spic in this once-great country.

>Bitcoin Peter, never forget those words. and you brand its mark into every degenerate you hang

9/11 was one thing, but how the fuck did Uncle Ben know about Bitcoin like five years before Satoshi even published his paper?

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>post yfw someone at Sony accidentally leaks the original SM1 version with the full length twin tower scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0eP7ausWE

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When will someone /tv/ upload the real original Spider-Man film on YouTube so kids can enjoy the original version and not this watered down crap?

>>83677727
Weren't enough women and black people in them. Finally sony is getting with the times.

>>83680750
A good guy has already tried to edit together all the original deleted footage. Check it out.

Looks like this will be as close we get to the original SM1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7otI1GMIjYU

btw they are releasing an extended cut of Spiderman 3 on 13th of June so be sure to check that out

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>>83679490

>>83678735
maybe they'll edit out that fucking Nickelback song

>>83679029
the one from civil war isnt even fucking real. they should just animate those shitty movies entirely

>>83677198
>First Five
Toby's spidermans has nothing to do with these last abominations.

>>83677198

So is Uncle Ben going to die of natural causes of screen?

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>>83677713

>>83680823
He went to live on a farm.

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>>83680803
>I AM SO HIGH, I CAN SEE HEAVEN
>I AM SO HIGH, I CAN SEE 9/11
I knew Sam Raimi shouldn't have helped Nickelback write this song

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>People on /tv/ make jokes about how Sam Raimi got away with a lot of material in his Spiderman films
>Sony announce a re-edit of the Raimi films so it will be appropriate for all audiences worldwide
If this isn't meme magic, idk what is

>>83680646
You were supposed to say "for you".

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I didn't watch it, but there was that disclaimer you'd see before the movie if you were watching on TV.

>Clean
1:44:54

>Theatrical
1:45:09


Wish they'd offer that hilarious clean version of Casino...

>>83681018
I rewatched this movie before. There was some very obvious sex jokes in it so I guess they just got rid of those and cut down some of the ghost scenes.

>>83680634
>My grandmother died when she was a baby
spooky

>>83681018
>15 seconds
must be the ghost blowjob

>>83677337
He was referring to the jew that swindled him saying the same thing.

>>83677869
Can't say exactly but I will say the new suit looks like shit because it has absolutely no 3D elements, it looks like a cheap Halloween body suit.

>>83677680
Raimi posting will never not be funny to me, it's truly the thinking man's Bane post.

>>83677680
This is literally the greatest meme ever, and I hate memes

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>the scene where Peter runs into Mary Jane after high-school, and he accuses her of being a crack whore on her "morning stroll", threatening to murder her "nigger daddy".
>she shamefully reveals herself to be a waitress at the local eatery, "Aloha Snackbar".
>A middle eastern man comes from the diner, and begins throwing stones at her for being late, screaming that he will cut off her head next time it happens.

They are going to cut it all, I know it.

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>>83678613

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has /tv/ ever edited the film to make it "closer to Raimi original" (by which I mean idiots dubbing over offensive nazi stuff in the dialog)

if it exists, Id watch it (for a few minutes anyway)

>>83677713
lol

>>83681208
I'm suddenly wondering if I would have enjoyed this movie in my current cyclical state, and I'm scared that the answer is no. Look at that face, that's a face I would get annoyed at these days.

I need to take a break from hating everything

>>83680722
That's actually pretty neat

>>83681217
It will be done in some months I guess. Many people have been asking for this. Pretty sure there is an autist doing it already.

>>83680722
Holy shit it's the Dark Knight opening scene

This thread is gold

>>83681316
It's actually pretty shit, it's missing a lot of the good pastas

>>83681368
Fuck off

>>83681386
go back to rdtt you fucking kike

>>83681406
Never been there, but thanks for bringing it up like a bitch

>>83679850
GOAT pasta

>>83681425
kys my man

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>>83678141
>jeebus

>>83681484
After you my little faggot

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>WE ARE WHO WE CHOOSE TO BE...EXCEPT NIGGERS WHO ARE BORN INTO SAVAGERY!

That's gonna get cut for sure.

>>83679870
Thank God you voted trump pal, that will show them !

>>83680435
They had Nolan as a guest director for this scene?

>>83681518
from the thumbnail it looked like he was holding a blow up doll
can't put anything beyond raimi

>>83680438
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me

hearty kek

>>83678388
>>83677324
how the fuck did raimi get away with it?

>>83678945
No i just watched it, he just said
>oh

>>83678613
Woah he stole that guys PIZZA

>>83678689
I would think so, the first time we really see the green goblin in action is when he's leading the lynch mob.. unless they cut out everything about his stance on race, which would be ridiculous since that's why he became the goblin in the first place

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>>83678388
>88

>>83678945
Fucking kek

>>83678355
PG-13 gets one fuck now.

Wolverine uses up most of them in movies.

>>83679574
gilded

>>83680722
I was in this trailer (I play the kike bank manager). A couple of interesting points. It was originally considered to be in the opening of the movie as well. Also the actor playing the guard is actually named Clint.

>>83681778
Jesus fucking christ Raimi.

Aside from some dialogue edits for language or something, I don't really know what they could even get rid of. I guess those pumpkin bombs killing those dudes on the balcony.

>>83677198
Is this the ultimate evidence of our society's continued pussification? 15 years ago the first spiderman movie was known as a kid's movie. Now Sony is saying they can give us a "clean" version. Are clothed nipples and the words piss and hell too much for today's children? I was 10 when Raimi's first spiderman came out and when goblin said that at the end of the movie I had a real reaction. It was like a rite of passage to hear those words in a kid's movie, like I was becoming an adult by hearing that in spiderman. It was cool as shit.

>>83682050
>rite of passage is now watching a film

This world is fucked up. It's like when all those faggots miss the 50s era because of the shitty advertisements and kitsch art.

>>83680120
Yes

>>83682240
Hey man, there's this thing called exaggeration.

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>>83682240
>its a "your rite of passage isn't as manly as my rite of passage" episode
says the guy whose rite of passage consists of taking some dick up the ass

>>83682050
It's just business. The problem is that people can't get away with shit anymore because of the internet. One false move, one un-PC statement, one fuck up at all and the entire world knows about it.

A corporation is never going to take risks it thinks won't pay off. Doing a couple minor edits so prudes and uptight twats can also give them money is just good business sense.

>>83678735

The end fight with Spider-Man and Goblin is pretty brutal for a kid, the way Spider-Man is spitting out blood and getting BTFO. I remember this mom at my showing took her two kids out during the "misery, misery, misery" part where Goblin punches him in the gut. They had their eyes closed and everything.

>>83681638
That's what the clean version will probably say as we all know the original cut was "woah, he stole that guy's pizza before I could"

>Sony in charge of being the worst film company of them all

Was this Amy Pacal's idea?

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>Only just came back to /tv/ after several months
>Had no idea about Raimiposting
fuck
can someone spoonfeed me some good pastas or threads?

>>83682665
desu it's the perfect movie to show to a 10-12 year old because of how brutal that fight is at the end, but not too brutal. A 15 year old is too old to be affected by it and a 6 year old might not be ready for it, but 10-12, man.

>>83682775
check knowyourmeme or reddit

>>83682914
Thanks, have an upvote!

>>83681743
Sometimes two if they're not in a sexual context. Also you can get special permissions for documentaries or value-oriented films (I think Forrest Gump has multiple as well as nudity on the Playboy page).

>>83682775
It's pretty old. Definitely more than a couple months old. Basically it started when someone mentioned how Peter's line to Bonesaw about his husband making him his outfit would be considered offensive nowadays and people began coming up with more and more altered scenes of the trilogy were characters say and do outrageous stuff

>>83682775
>months
raimiposting is years old

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>>83679490

>tfw you share the same board with underaged faggots

>>83683146
??? It really isn't my dude. It's like barely a year at best.

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>>83683042
>>83683146
Maybe I was just really unobservant then. Or maybe I hung out here when there was a lull in it.

The last time I was here it was the period of Baneposting where we tried to interpret the dialogue in ways to make it seem as if it was referencing as many people as possible. Also
>Impressive!
posting.

>>83679490
yes all the memes are becoming true, wtf is this timeline !?

>>83681429
Spectacular copypasta, but GOAT? Second only to
>>83679850 and >>83679778

My God, the first time I read those two I laughed until I cried. Like couldn't breathe, tears streaming down my face. God bless whoever made those

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>when peter hits mj cause he finds out Jane was a stage name and her real last name was Janczewski.

Pretty brutal stuff:

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>>83680435
>That soundtrack

>>83683344
Her last name was Watson though.

Their original name was Wachowski.

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>>83677198
what exactly was so offensive about spider man 2 that they needed to censor it?

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I actually completely understand the clean versions of Spider-Man so you can show it to younger kids around 4 or 5, but I read the article and another clean version they're releasing is Easy A.

This is just full retard mode. What is the point of downloading a version with no swearing if the whole movie still revolves around sex? What kind of parent thinks it's cool to show their kids a movie about pretending to be a slut as long as there are no swears in it? I've only seen the TV version of this movie and I think anyone mature enough to watch that can watch the real thing.

Who is this clean version for?

>>83680435
>curls up on his bed listening to comfort music

And they say Tobey's Peter was a pussy. Also what's the purpose of the crazy wall? Can he actually look at that and deduce helpful information from it?

>>83683484
How long until they make a clean version of a movie like robocop?

>>83681802
Hi, Byrne!

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>>83677198
is this scene still in?

/tv/ confirmed as having the most powerful meme magic

>>83680435
>if they cut this scene I will applaud them
What would be the point? Would it make the movie better? Not really, since pretty much the entire movie is a piece of shit.

>>83680722
That's pretty cool. Especially the goofy Matrix bass-line

>>83680634
Nobody is paying attention to your comment so I just wanted to let you know I kek'd

>>83680722
This trailer is unironically so good. I wish we could get more stuff like this again instead of BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for everything.

>>83683617
Fucking kek

>>83683682

>MEW leaving cuck Riley

>Censoring Grand Wizard Raimi

UNSTOPPABLE

>>83683682
We already knew that when they caused a plane crash.

>>83677324
after see the first spiderman when was young I fully become a national socialist, was another time in space

>>83680619

For you.

worst /tv/ meme/

More baneposting.

>tfw I remember the very first raimiposting thread

Feels good

>>83680722
Seeing that web swing at the end and the one in homecoming is like fucking day and night holy shit.

>>83684015
Blame nigger music taking over kids ears.

>>83680435
FOOOR YOUUU

>>83682805
I was 6 at the time and it blew my fucking mind. I had nightmares about the Goblin for two days and couldn't stop replaying the final scenes on the ride home in my mind.

>>83678735
>He stinks, and I don't like him.

>>83684457
That's the way you do it. He looked goofy as fuck but it still affected you.

>>83629835
>Raimi later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Norman's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Goblin transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after a while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Dafoe's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large green dildo he loved to wave about,' Tobey Maguire remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' James Franco also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Dafoe did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Dafoe always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him 'poring over it repeatedly' in his trailer.

>In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.

>>83684457
Are you literally me? It's a shame capeshit nowadays hasn't captured the fun and thrills that we saw with spider man or ang lees hulk IMHO.

>>83680435
longest 1:35 of my life

>>83678141
why would you do that
why not just fast forward it

>>83680435
The original Ghost directed Raimi cut of the film was considerably shorter, but much more brutal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVKNf7j1dY

>>83678141
Why wouldn't you do want regular people do and pull out your cock and jerkoff on your mom and sister during the sex scenes?

>>83677198
Why the hell would they even make a clean version of Goosebumps?
That movie was already rated PG, are they seriously trying to tone it down into a G rated movie?
And it was a recent (2015) PG-rated movie, unlike the original Ghostbusters movies which would probably be rated PG-13 if they were released today.

Also, what kind of kid would watch a foreign movie like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with English subtitles?
Or would the clean version be the English dub while the uncensored version gives you the option between the English dub and the Mandarin version?
Also, how would they censor the "Wudan is a whorehouse" line in the clean version if it is indeed in Mandarin with subtitles?
Maybe they would only be lazy enough to change the subtitles while the voices are left intact.

And finally, why would they release a censored version of Inferno but not The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons?
It's like they were only lazy enough to do one movie and not do it for the rest of the trilogy.

Anyways, kek at Seth Rogen fearing that his movies will be censored.
I would seriously lose my sides if they released PG-rated versions of Pineapple Express and Sausage Party.

My point is that this entire plan is stupid and pointless unless it's to curb pirates making their own censored versions.

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>"Pete, I can already here the police writing this off as a robbery gone wrong... Pete my wallet is still in my pocket, he didn't even take any bills. Spread my story."

>>83679850
My favorite Raimi pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soeQ1i-tYAg

>>83685062
>"Tell the cops a portorican did this"

>>83684169
Baneposting is so last season

>>83677198

I wanted to say that's an impressive link that even looks real, then I checked the link & found out the meme is real.

>>83678106
Reminds me of the Orz in Star Control.

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>The other films are: 50 First Dates, Battle of the Year, Big Daddy, Captain Phillips, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Easy A, Elysium, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Goosebumps, Grown Ups, Grown Ups 2, Hancock, Inferno, Moneyball, Pixels, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and White House Down.

>Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
>big daddy

>>83685280

for you

>>83677198
>its real

thats it, raimi posting is officially at the same level as baneposting

>>83685573

I swear Sony is now just a meta art project to show how fucking clueless and awful a movie studio can be

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>>83678388
RAIMI THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>>83679850
>Uncle Ben, a spider bit me
>Peter you think that's bad, lemme tell you about the war. I was stationed in Paris with a stay-behind occupation force. We were going door to door searching for partisans that day. As we beat on the front door, we heard scurrying. That's how we knew we had to search. If nobody is home, you never hear a peep. Not even a spider. It's the rustling, Peter, like leaves of a once great people falling. Never forget that sound. Anyway, we broke down the door and began our search. Up and down we looked. Under the furniture, in the cupboards, closets, and up in the attic. Just as we were leaving, I heard a soft growl and this wretched jewess sprung from the trap door in the floor and sank her teeth in my arm. She must've been filing the gold from her fillings because those teeth were sharp enough to pierce the strong leather of my SS trench coat. You remember that box I told you never to touch, Peter? *cough* it's time to open the box, boy. Time to bite the Jew back. Trap them in your web then squeeze the blood from every single one until your thirst is slaked.

>>83680887
Kek

I actually think this song is great

>>83684957
>DUDE WEED LMAO FUCK WHAT THE SHIT BRO LETS ROLL ONE FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT DUDE YOU JUST TOUCHED MY COCK IM SOME PRODUCERS COUSIN DUDE TITS LOL FUCK


>They can't censor my art!!!

Bravo Seth

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>>83683682

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>>83680435
Why the fuck was this a scene? Why the fuck did he make the wall? Why are they showing all this shit? Why did they make this fucking movie?

>>83677680
I love raimi posting. Best meme of /tv/.

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>>83680435
FUCKING KEK

>>83677870
kek

>>83679773
They'll probably just zoom in to crop out the nips.

>>83683216
yes it is you little retard, it's a few years old

>>83685062
The DNC did this!

>>83679239
holy shit

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>what's daddy gonna' do? Jew me?

You have to be quick to catch that one.

>>83679850
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
Always got me.

>>83686608
No it isn't you little retard :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>>83678613
>>83681208
JUST GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE

>>83678635
Raimi pls

>>83677405
It's basically shit like this. I don't see a problem with it as they're giving out as optional and aren't charging people for it. Compare that to how itunes sells clean versions by themselves (idk how it is now, haven't bought from the itunes store since 2007). And also, it's not like they're heavily editing shit nor adding new crap in, these aren't the special editions.

Also also, this meme was old after the first couple months. I still appreciate BANE?!!??? but I can't stomach these shit memes.

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>"That's it, Eddie. Right there. Hard. That's the way I like it."
>"Jeez, Parker. You're rough."
>"I get it from my uncle. He used to do something like this when I was younger. My parents died, you see, and I was real sad for a long time. I wouldn't get up for months. My uncle came to my room one day and said, 'Pete, let me show you how I get through the day.' He undid his belt buckle and slid the leather belt out from the loops, one by one. His hands were shaking. He had be stand with my back against the bedpost, then looped the belt around my neck. He put his foot on the opposite side and pulled back. My little throat was being crushed. I was gasping and scratching. 'That's it,' he said. 'You feel it, right? The burn, the fragilness of life. We are meek creatures.' He pulled harder. I felt my eyes roll back into my head. 'Take out your willy, Pete.' I did. 'Now rub it.' I did."
>"..."
>"The rush made me cum in a minute or two. God. MJ wouldn't do it, but Gwen would. She'd let me call her 'Uncle Ben', too. And that's what makes me a hero. That's what makes me Spider-Man."

>>83677324
>At that time, movie director Sam Rami was known to display shocking symbols throughout his films in order to draw attention and stimulate negative emotions from his audience without fear of reprisal due to his deep connections with Wall Street magnates and international criminal organizations. - CNN 2002.

>>83679200

Kek

>>83678388
Literal definition of a mad artist.

>>83677829
Also Raimi has a history of inappropriate dialogue in the Evil Dead series.

>>83679007
I doubt a single Willem Defoe line will remain uncut in the clean version

>>83680438
>Hand covers bruise by Trent Reznor plays in the background while Uncle Ben berates Toby Mcguire.

>>83684074
Don't forget Meme Lover and the plane crash in France with multiple Bane references

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>JEWS!
That came out of nowhere.

>>83677300
shekels

>>83681484
Absolutely btfo

>>83688190
shut the fuck up

>>83683344
New Yorkers are ruthless

>>83688242
suck my cock dude

>Clean version
If it was good enough for me when I was a kid, it's good enough for my wife's son.

>>83688327
i bet you'd like that faggot

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>>83680634
>>83683919
Fuck, it took me a minute

>>83688379
no because I'm not a dick sybarite queer like you

>>83688506
that's a big word, for a little man.

>>83688608
what's the next step of your gay plan?

>>83678068
Real talk, what the fuck were they thinking to cast Topher Grace as Venom? He looked fucking ridiculous.

>>83686512
youtube comments are truly the world's greatest forum for the exchange of ideas

>>83688242
suck my cock dude

300th post!

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>>83687415
>She'd let me call her 'Uncle Ben', too
o I am laffin

>>83688823
you'd like that wouldn;t you faggot

>>83688843
Suck my dude cock

>>83679200
>Back to formula?!?!
>camera pans over to a giant barrel of Zyklon B
Never really understood that scene as a kid.

>>83688875
no becaus;e I'm not a dick sympathizing queer like you

Peter, remember when I told you all races were created equally?

>>83688658
Tom Hardy is just as bad Tbh

>>83680634
>My grandmother died when she was a baby
????

>>83677870
Haha

>>83688957
Why?

>>83688917
That's a big wang, for you

>>83688917
that stop telling me suck you cock, you cock sucking fagget

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>>83677198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLYeOyMz9C9kbHZpy2NhGvldJTc4ErQNeU&v=tjbjAeGm3k8

>this is what Spiderman has become
>we will never have Raimi kino again.

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>>83689288
>stark's party

>>83678388
HAHAHAHA

>>83678283
>am I missing anything?
The PlayStation.

>>83689612
Nothing to do with Sony movies.

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This fucking thread is hilarious... i shoudn't be laughing this loud at night.

>>83680605
>(okay I mention it who cares)
Cringe. Kys.

>>83689906
>Cringe
underage >>>/b/