How have I never seen a thread about this kino?

one of the worst movies i have ever seen

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>>83675954

degenerate

>>83675989
ironically the moral of the story is that money does not bring happiness to the protagonist

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>>83675954
>>83675989

it's an awful film. even if you're feeling 90s nostalgic.

that grown woman went on a date with a child

>>83675954
Oh Hi doug

>>83676022
double standards
imagine if the guy in pic >>83675972
went on a date with a ten year old girl in a movie and kissed her at the end?

Disney's failed attempt to make a Richie Rich film. Yeah I've watched it as a kid. I got jelly with his theme park.

I find it weird that this many people saw/remember this piece of shit

>>83675825

Juice?

>>83675825
>has one million dollars
>buys shit worth several tens of millions of dollars
>nobody ever brings that up

>>83676015
you're right, Stand and Deliver is even worse

The guy who played Henry is a comic genius.

>>83676362
he seems like some joey gladstone wannabe

>>83676362
i thought it was weird that they didn't remain friends once the money was gone. guess henry wasn't one of his real friends after all

>>83676175
It was the 90s. Dollar went a lot further.

>>83675825

this shit was never kino, pleb

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>>83675825
>No kidkino cinematic universe in the 90s
Why can't we have nice things?

>>83676453
not that much further.

MACINTOSH!

>>83676453
>>83676600
according to http://www.dollartimes.com/inflation/inflation.php?amount=100&year=1994

>$1,000,000.00 in 1994 had the same buying power as $1,655,912.21 in 2017

>>83676581

Harriet the spy is the only kino here

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Was the double team rape scene necessary?

Kid makes out with a grown woman

>>83676425
not everyone is a manchild that enjoys stupid shit with some strangers spoiled kids.

>>83676362
was. He ded. ;_;

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>>83676867
this could have been prevented with the nutritarian diet

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>>83676867
>crying about a stranger's death just because he was in a movie you liked

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>>83676915
>having human emotions and caring about actors you admire who made a work you liked

You are a retard, a troll or a legit aspie or all of them.

>>83677057
>crying about a guy you never met
did you cry when the chink who assembled your favorite childhood toy fell out of the factory window?
That toy probably gave you more memories than this shitty movie?
I'm not the weird one. you are. you just never met the guy. you didn't know him at all. you saw him pretending to be someone else for 90 minutes
that's no different than the clerk at the post office that long day in line

>>83676169
No thanks, I'm not thirsty.

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>>83676581
>not posting the kinoest kino of the 90s

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Ultimate kid kino
90s sucked for kids
but the 00s had Malcolm in the Middle

>>83675825
this little prude didnt even go balls deep in the hot lady that clearly wanted it

>>83677580
Malcolm in the Middle was shit.

>>83677645
you probably liked ''sophisticated'' shows like 30 plebs or the plebfice or plebs and plebreation or kike park or kikefeld or Kke your enthusiasm
KKE KIKE KIKE!

>>83677645
t.woman

>>83675825
Watched this kino a shitload as a kid and am almost 100% certain it led to my attraction to older women.

>>83675825
Never seen it, but knowing that it's written by Mr. Save The Cat himself, Blake Snyder, it's safe to say it's a formulaic piece of shit.

He's the OTHER Snyder I have zero respect for.

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>>83677757

>>83677732
>>83677756
Sorry but it's about time someone said it. People have been humouring you Malcolm in the Middle fans for too long. This is for your own good.

>>83677502
Pup n suds in da house

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>>83677807

>>83677502
I kek'd hard anon

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>>83675825
In my version of the movie Macintosh gets to fuck the broad---his lawyer or whatever she was

He busted his little 4incher all over dat slut

>>83676362
Ok pleb