>phone vibrates >character doesn't get nervous

>phone number is the exact same number that you picked up from
>other side hangs up

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>phone vibrates
>check phone
>Oh, it was just the movie.

It always is.

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>cell phone rings
>"me and julio down by the schoolyard" starts playing

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>get text
>"ill answer it later"
>forget for 3 days
>finally respond
>they never text you again

>>83675765
Hi Spoony

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>me and friend and gonna thressome a slut from school
>we think of a genius idea to stick one of out phones in her pussy and call it
>use his cause he has nokia 3310 and i had a flip phone
>*put his brick on vibrate and insert in pussy
>i call it and the thing vibrats all the way through to voicemail
>she really enjoys it and tells me to call it again
>dosnt work
>pull phone out and notice its covered in white thick pussy juice
>phone complety fucked

>Doorbell rings
>Character doesn't panic and freeze until the person at the door goes away
As it

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>>83675950
>character pushes blinds slightly apart to spy on whose at the front door
>person pops up right in front of window

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>>83675950
Literally me

>characters flatmates having a party
>knock on his door to invite him out
>character doesn't just turn off all his lights and hide till they go away

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>man gives character a phone at a party
>tells him to call his house
>phone vibrates
>man is at his house right now
>character gets nervous

>character goes to pee
>urine is not bright red
for fucks sake

>peasoup seaside scene
>lighthouse in background
>gulls and creaky wood sounds
>suddenly loud foghorn
>instinctively look for your mom

>>83676168
I've read this three times and I'm so confused as to what scenario you're trying to describe

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>>83675699
>realise it was just the movie
>still a little bit anxious

>>83676408
LYNCHED

>>83676306
Why?

>Character at home alone
>Still wears pants
Why

>>83676716
His mom has a very deep, resonant anal cavity and eats a lot of dairy

>>83676778
>not spending all evening in your uncomfortable work clothes because changing out of them feels like a whole thing to deal with

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>phone vibrates in pocket
>character doesn't smack it in panic because he thought it was some kind of bug on his leg

>character is awake
>hasn't had at least three alcoholic beverages yet

and they say this shit is realistic

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>hear skype notification
>tab over into skype
>it was just a sound effect from the video i was watching

>>83676827
Yeah but then when I go to masturbate I'd get my sperm all over my work clothes which would be a little awkward

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>>83676851
>Feel phone vibrate
>It's not even in that pocket

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>get a strange call
>trace it
>its coming from inside the plane

>>83676910
I hate it when that happens

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>>83676910
>on phone the whole time
>finally put it back in pocket
>phone vibrates
>no messages

>medieval blacksmithing scene with anvil
>become acutely aware of being a single male alone in the cinema
>solace myself with another crabsleg

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>>83677050
>phone vibrates
>"15 apps are ready to update"

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>>83677192
>phone vibrates
>code yellow weather warning

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>character is told to answer pay phone
>it rings, but nothing happens when he answers
>it's a cell phone taped under the pay phone

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>>83675602
>unknown number is calling character's phone
>he immediately answers it instead of waiting out and hoping that he or she never calls again

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>character maintains erection for more than 3 minutes

haha talk about unrealistic situations haha

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>character's phone rings
>it's a friend calling to talk

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>>83677766
Just don’t answer, wait and send him a text late in the evening "oh sorry wasn't by the phone, what did you need?" and he'll respond with something banal in the morning like "it doesn’t matter now nvm" and boom you have one friend/caller less in your life

That's atleast what I do.

>>83677766
>character has friends
>he hasn't burned all bridges

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>"i know somebody who is really good with computers who can help us"
>go to "hacker" friends house
>he lets them in
>house is clean and well kept
>he is happy

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>>83678017
>he isn't overweight
>he doesn't have long greasy hair
>he doesn't have a loli as his wallpaper

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>>83678335
>there is no trace of anime anywhere in the room

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>>83675602
>phone rings
>character answers