3000 men auditioned for Han Solo all over the world

If you pay to watch this lame cash grab your retarted

>>83673785
star wars fans are retarded in general, so don't be surprised when this makes hundreds of millions of dollars because a bunch of manchildren can't grow up

>>83673706
This movie is going to suck so bad. No one asked for a Han Solo backstory movie.

>>83673706
That's how the original Solo was chosen. They auditioned tons of people, including Kurt Russell, then chose Ford because he was knew Lucas and Coppola.

>>83673785
>your

>>83673706
It could have been worse. You could have Miles Teller or Ansel Elgort as Han Solo. Garret Hedlund would be good though.

>>83673834

>Mom! The manchildren are spending their disposable income to see a movie I don't like again!

>>83673706
Everyone in this photo is so ugly. Why does Hollywood not hire attractive people anymore? It's not like these fuckers can act anyways.

>>83673706
>emilia clarke
into the trash it goes

>>83673706
>he's friend with Spielberg and Coppola

That's how Hollywood works. It's who you know.

>>83673706
Ehh, he was pretty great in Hail Caesar.

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Why the fuck didn't they cast this guy?

It's not like acting ability is important in Star Wars. I mean they cast fucking Emilia Clarke in this soulless cash grab.

>>83673923
>including Kurt Russell
damn
Kurt Russel would have been 10x better than Hackson Ford

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>>83673926
Way to fall for it

>>83673706
My thing is, he looks really fucking old for a "Young Han Solo" movie.

>>83673959
t. buttmad manchild that probably has a star wars action figure collection

>>83673837
I wanted one. Why wouldn't you? Han is a rad character, really hep. Why wouldn't us young adults want to see a movie about him? He's cool a f, dope even. One of the best characters in the Star Wars universe and you don't want to see his backstory? Why not, homie?

>>83674070
His audition. Ford got the role because he sat in running lines with everyone and then just kinda was given the part because he knew Lucas.

https://youtu.be/nix_PID3oiA

>>83674125
>Jokes on you, I was pretending to be retarded!

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Should've cast baby driver.

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>>83674070
This.

And Kurt is still doing good acting work today,
not a depressing old hack like Hackson Ford

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>>83674175
surely his anonymous reputation is ruined now!

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>>83674136
>rad
>hep
>cool af
>dope even
>homie
don't know why i laughed so hard.

>>83674170
He also got Indiana Jones because Tom Selleck wasn't available.

>>83673837
When Disney bought Star Wars and announced new films were gonna be made, I prefered a Han Solo backstory 1000 times rather than an Episode 7. Now that we actually did get an Episode 7 and it was shit I don't watch Star Wars anymore.

>>83674206
Harrison Ford is such a grumpy, lazy bellend who pretends to hate his fame but refuses to step away from Hollywood.
He was terrible in TFA and will be terrible in Blade Runner (seriously, a fucking t-shirt?)
Don't know why reddit loves him (and Bill Murray as well)

>>83673706
t. never saw Hail Caesar
He stole the movie

>>83673706
Fitting considering Ford got the job by fixing Lucas' door.

>>83674170

Ford starred in Lucas' previous movie, American Graffiti, and was working on the set of Star Wars as a carpenter.

Interestingly, before A New Hope, Lucas refused to work with the same actors twice.So much for his principles.

>>83674402
>Don't know why reddit loves Bill Murray
i'm guessing it has to do with the zombieland movie

>>83674402
Hollywood pays for Ford's true passion: flying helicopters rescuing people in mountains.

>>83673923
Not true, here we have 3000 guys auditioning and get completely ignored because Kathleen Kennedy decided it will be this guy. George Lucas picked Harrison after auditioning other actors who he felt didn't suit. Ford was a spare tire, not a co-opted hack

>>83674050
This, they have Daisy "Wooden" Ridley spearheading their main series for fuck's sake.

>>83674410
I believe it was actually Coppola's door when Lucas came over and Ford heard about the role and begged for it. He initally was only allowed to run lines with people they were auditioning and then was just kinda given the role after that.

>>83674490
I think this person may be retarded

>>83674170
Kurt's performance was too "nice guy"

>>83673706
>because he's friend with Spielberg and Coppola
Would that it were so simple

>>83673706
>receding hairline

>>83674050
Nothing wrong with Emilia's acting. And she's hot af unlike literally every other actress in SW ever.

>>83674050
It wouldn't even matter if they cast DDL to play young Chewie, that guy would still be perfect for the Han Solo role because he does a perfect Ford, which means he does a perfect Han Solo since that's all that most of Ford's characters ever are: Ford with different clothing and motivation.

>>83674490
Have you seen his performance yet? Maybe Spielberg and FFC like him because he's a good actor, ever think of that smart guy?

>actually watching any of the nu-Star Wars flicks

>>83674566
>natalie
>carrie
>hayden

bitching about actors before even seeing the fucking trailer. why are star wars fans such pathetic faggots?

I'm more concerned on if we'll see classic bounty hunters and Jabba.

>>83674499
>I'm going to pretend like the acting in Star Wars was ever good

>>83674566
emilia clarke is not hot

her got double is hot

>>83673706

Who gives a shit, are you one of those 3000 salty men who didn't make it?

>>83674719
If I was, I would have every right to be pissed. The game was rigged

>>83674621
>prequels don't count
>too dead
>6/10

>>83674761

The whole world is rigged. This is how it works everywhere, people want to help their friends and family so they help them get jobs.

>>83674718
she never even used double in got. woman you're talking about was stand-in.

>>83674832
Helping eachother is okay, but doing it at the expense of other people isnt. This thread is to name and shame.

>>83673706
and you know this because?

>>83674655
The guy looks fuck all like Harrison Ford and more like a sack of dicks.

>>83673923
Wow, its like poetry. It rhymes.

>>83674909

Regardless of your opinion about it, this is how the world turns.

>>83673923
>, then chose Ford because he was knew Lucas and Coppola


Who cares. His audition was literally perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaM9qCpphIw

>>83675035
doesn't mean we have to put a blind eye on it when it happens.

>>83674676
Never said that, just that they obviously didn't decide to change it for the new series.

Spielberg discovered him at a Bat-Mitzvah. I'll let you do the math

>>83674403
Yeah but he looks like shit as a young Solo

And Hail Caesar wasn't very good, someone had to steal it.

>>83675113
It was only perfect because he ran Solo's lines hundreds of times with other actors and knew what was wanted.

>>83675181

Honestly it happens so much that I've long stopped caring, no sense in getting mad about it. Just gotta deal with it and move on.

>emilia clarke

you just KNOW it's gonna be shit

>>83675235
So it was only good because he did his job.

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>>83673706
It could have been worse.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/04/11/harry-styles-early-contender-play-young-han-solo/

Well, now that's a movie that I really don't want to watch.

>>83675253
No

>>83675278
because she was in one cash grab that everyone knew was going to suck anyway no matter who they cast?

>>83675380
or maybe because she's been shit in everything she's ever been in?

someone post the eyebrow webm

>>83675377

Oh yes, the apathy will soon set in you too. Soon.

>>83675497
>someone post 10 seconds long webm from 10 scenes to prove my point

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>>83675556
did you watch game of thrones?

did you literally watch it and still think she's not a terrible actress?

Star Wars movies are literally made for manchildren and "adults" who refuse to grow up and stop living in fantasy land. I wish people realized this.

>>83673952
I don't understand why Hedlund hasn't go more roles. He's both a good actor and an attractive guy. He must be an asshole or something.

>>83675593
she plays her character the way it's written. and no, it's not her fault writters don't know to write female characters.

>>83675600

I just think they're fun movies. Though I won't deny there's a large number of people who obsess way too much over fantasy universes.

>>83675550
I'm going to lead a revolution, down with nepotism. I'm starting now, by boycotting any Star Wars movie.

>>83675593
I'm not ready to call Emilia a great actress, but you can't blame any of the actors on GoT for the shit performances they pull. Pretty much the only one who didn't run foul of shitty writing and directing in their scene was Charles Dance, and even then I think he was shittier in some scenes than he should have been.

You've got routinely good actors being handed shit lines and shit directing in GoT, along with the new talent. The new talent just don't know how to work through the shitty directing.

Remember when it was rumored that Aaron Paul was going to play Han Solo? The Star Wars twitter evens started following him. I wonder what happened.

>>83675805
how will disney recover?

>>83675805

I feel like you are fighting a losing battle then. You won't get people to stop hiring friends.

>>83673785
>Emilia Clarke
I'd rather rub my bellend with acid and sand.

>>83673837

Strangely enough, it seems people would prefer an Obi Wan solo movie. Ewan seems down for it as well.

>>83673706
Nope. Kennedy has nothing to do with casting

>>83674604
Watching them is not a problem, paying to watch them, thats retarded.

>>83673706
>3,000 auditioned
>pick a Jew

Cool

>>83675290
It's like you're retarded or just pretending to be.

>>83674484
I thought his true passion was crashing his plane, with all survivors

>>83676178
Ford was a jew. Coincidence?

>>83673785
nice grammar, paki

>>83676314

Half Jew, but yeah this role belongs to the chosen people.

>>83673834
Don't lie, you watch star wars every week

>>83674134
who doesn't?

>>83676381
and he probably has an action figure collection

>>83674112
>we must go thiccer

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>we will never get a comfy sheev and Plagueis or dooku and qui gon backstory

>>83673706
wow just like most jobs

the jews didn't invent social networks, theirs just spans hollywood

I'd have cast Lisa Ann.

>>83676429
Someone must be able to make this happen

>>83677430
Interesting pick, anon. What assets would she bring to the role?

>>83677504
Big titties and big ass.

>that nose

OYYY VEYYYYYY

>>83673706
This photo looks so weird. It looks more like a FOX Friday night scifi comedy-serial than a feature film in a billion dollar franchise.

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>>83674552

>>83677652
They hired the directors of "21 Jump Street" for a reason I guess. This movie will be Baywatch in Space.

>>83677819
>Baywatch in Space
>seeing those mammarios in zero G

Sold.