The name is Bond.

That's not Idris Elba

>Jumail Bond

With a license to shit on the street

Better than Nigris Ebola.

>Name's James Bruv, James Bruv Innit.

>>83673646
Curry in a Hurry another day

>>83673646
An Indian bond would make a lot more sense than a black bond. Wouldnt be adverse to the idea provided he'd still have a largely similar background to the OG bond.

>>83673711
D E S I G N A T E D

Pajeet Bond.

Designated, not a toilet.

Tank u for dralling dell how day i assist u doday?

Licence to Shit

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>>83673746
An Indian bond is an alright idea but not this guy. Too young and goofy looking. You need someone who looks erudite and somewhat strong. Someone like this guy but less of a pretty boy.

>>83673746
This, his Indian heritage would mesh well with Bond's already outcast status. Its not like Bond fits in with the elite anyway (merely pretending at best).

>>83673776
/kek

>>83673746
James Bond is supposed to be sexy and elegant. Those words have NEVER been uttered in the same sentence alongside "Indian".

>>83674016
Oh yes, just talking general bond ethnicity.

>>83674023
indeed, the outcast orphan was never a real member of the british upper (middle) class. Him being (half) brown could synergizes well with that concept.

>>83673711
>>83673748
>>83673776
SO FUCCKING FUNNNIEH LMAOOOOOOO LE POO IN THE LOOO MOOM I SAID TI AGAIN MOMS GONNA LOVE IT PLESAER UPVOTE AHAHAHAHAHA

>>83674355
Calm down, Poo

>>83674355
hi pajeet

>>83673679
License to Poo

>>83673746
Brown Bond makes more sense in the contemporary world, it'd be easier for him to blend in and do spy stuff in the Middle East

007-11

>>83674748
P00P

The name is Loo.
Poo in the Loo.

>>83674748
you can't do classy spy stuff on wartorn hellholes though

>>83673646
I would actually be okay with this.

>>83674996
Plenty of parts in the middle east (or close to it) which arnt struck by war. Iran, the Gulf states, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan (the non FATA parts) are all places where Bond could sneak around.

>>83675583
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-security-idUSKBN18Y0HV

t.Hassan

Anwar as Bond? I'd watch it.

>>83673646
For some reasonthis guy looks a

Why does it have to be James Bond? They could make a 009 or 004 or whatever movie with an original character. Movie universes are the big thing now, people would eat that shit up.

>>83675792
Not a warzone. Like Russia was a paradise.

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>>83674355
trigerred poo-posting ms alice spammer is back at it

>>83673646
>Spy movie set in the British Raj with an Indian collaborator as James Bond


Sounds pretty good to me.

>>83673646

>I will show you the gadgets you need to complete the mission.
>Door to the toilet is open
>What is this device used for?