Sarlacc takes 1000 years to digest its victims

>ywn fall into the sarlacc pit, get injected with its paralyzing but life extending venom, and hang out with fellow victims for a thousand years exchanging bants
life is tough

>>83673381
works pretty slowly

>>83673381
In the non-canon EU books it talks all about it. People in the Sarlacc are under some kind of persistent hallucination for a long time. Boba Fett fights his way out of it eventually.

It's all pretty gay. It should just be taken as a nonsense intimidation line about a mean sand vagina to ruffians who are likely illiterate and stupid.

>>83673381
some how boba fett survives this. I misspelled his name because fuck star wars

>>83674279
>looks like the abyss from that manga

>>83674279
The beak is not canon, it was cgi'd in the 90's.

I remember as a child when I first saw this I thought; so the victims will just die from starvation or thirst? Lame.

>>83674588

they die of suffocation

>>83673381
>How does it work?
He's got a big stomach

>>83674639
for you

>>83674707
Was getting swallowed part of your plan?

>>83674738

OF COURSH

Kek the wiki article reads like badly written and autistic vore fetish fanfic

1000 years is only a week on Tatooine.

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>>83674279
Instead of making a shitty Han Solo movie, make a Boba Fett film of him escaping the Sarlacc and what he did afterwards.

>Sarlacc takes 1000 years to digest its victims

I get the same thing when I eat onion

>>83674794
Well congratulations, you got yourself slowly digested over a thousand years, what's the next step of your master plan?

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>>83673381
It must have the capacity to preserve victims while at the same time slowly digesting them

thats dumb
star wars is dumb

Sarlacc Origins movie when?

>>83674279
>absorbs the intellect of its victims

Ignoring how, for what purpose would a stationary monster who passively feeds on whatever is dumb enough to fall into it have for intellect?

>>83675277
entertainment?

>>83675277
>what purpose would a stationary monster who passively feeds on whatever is dumb enough to fall into it have for intellect
/r9k/ in a nutshell

>>83675277
sex stuff

>>83675277
To dream their life

Wait, are you guys thinking that it keeps its victims alive for a thousand years? Jabba never says that, he just says that will take them a thousand years to be fully digested. People thrown in there would probably die after a couple of days.

Does anyone have the force sloth picture?

>>83675846
Yoda species lives 800 years for example
Who knows how long hutts live, maybe more than a thousand years and thats the origin of the legend

>>83674279
how is that thing to dangerous to explore
just chuck a droid in

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>>83673381
>this thread reawakening my vore fetish

>>83676150
That's not the point. Something that falls into a sarlac is going to die of thirst at the very least a couple days into the ordeal. It wouldn't feed or water its victims.

>>83677059
I'm sure the old eu said it did feed and water its victims because it didn't eat them for calories, which it got from the surrounding minerals, it ate them to consume their mental energy.

>>83677059
Maybe it does how do you know? Could be ivernation while digestion

Wouldn't they just die in seconds from suffocation as soon as they got inside?

>>83675277
They actually make alot of sense. They're nigh immortal. After 20,000 years of existence your biggest adversary becomes loneliness. To survive loneliness they evolved a strategy that allows them to prolong the lifespan of their prey, giving them someone to meddle with for a few hundred years.

>>83676252

Or drag one out with a tractor beam.

>>83674877

You know they will exhaust every spin off they can. The fucking Ewoks will probably get a show eventually.

>>83675277
If I was writing this it would play with the minds of its victims for entertainment. They would dream and it would be a participant. Like a star trek episode where the crew is help in some vr by another race. It would digest their lifetime of memories for mental nourishment.

If the Sarlaac really was keeping people alive in its stomach for years in agony, then Luke was a pretty big dick to not kill it and put them out of their misery.

>>83674293
Nigger that's exactly how you spell boba fett

>>83674279
Thanks for the thumbnail you worthless retard

>>83675096
Do you ever want to take a bite out of Bib's sausage head? Or stick needles into it?

>>83674414
That manga is great.

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>>83678820
>The fucking Ewoks will probably get a show eventually.
You're a bit late m8