This is probably the best superhero film ever made.

>>83672136
I wouldn't go that far, but it's a really good movie.

>What is Man of Steel?

>>83672136
It's one of the few good ones.

>>83672136
that's not a very high bar to set

>>83672472
I might go that far

It's the 3rd best superhero movie this year

>>83672136

Unbreakable

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blocks your path

>>83672136

>Not Spider-Man 2

>>83672136
>what is Unbreakable?

>>83672136
Fuck off Warner Shill

>>83672778
>>83673239
>Unbreakable
>capeshit
His powers are basically a macguffin, it's more of a pure, intrinsic thriller.

>>83672574
Have you been drinking?

>>83672136

SuperHEROINE shitlord!

It's not even the best Capeshit to come out this year

>>83672136
fuck you shill, piece of shit pajeet go eat curry and shit in the street

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One of the best.

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>the best superhero movie ever made is a 6/10
Truly gets the noggin joggin

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>>83672136
*blocks ur path*

>>83672136
Logan was definitely better

It has some of the worst fight scenes, besides the Amazon battle

>>83673919
That final battle was legitimately shit

>>83673903
>*steals your car*

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>>83673903
>Not this

>>83673980

>Wonder woman goes up against WWI baddie on some crazy magic drugs
>I'm fuckin' ready for this ya'
>Oh wait, what?
>Nigel Thornberry turns out to be main villian.

This movie was almost good.

>>83672136
If we don't count the movies from Dark Knight trilogy, sure.

>>83672494
An incredible boring and pointless waste of time with an annoying lead.

>>83672778
Barely capeshit.

>>83673642
If your premise includes a superhero it really limits the potential of the story. 7 is probably best you could ever achieve.

>>83675738
Shitty antagonists are pretty common. Loki is the only positive example. (Again, ignoring Dark Knight because it's barely capeshit)

>>83672136
keep calm gal

>>83673905
not even close.
>repetetive one note drama
>Logan u depressed lol
>bunch of driving and slashing random soldiers
>oh i love my daughter lol im not depressed lol
>end

>>83672136
*superheroine movie

>>83672594
This.

The degree to which this is being overrated is incredible. It's an OK movie, the first non-shite DCEU movie, but it's a successful female-lead movie so of course everyone is creaming about it. In truth is about as good as Thor, if that.

>>83672136
>>83672472
>>83672574

I think it's out there at the top with Watchmen. I'd accept Raimi's Spiderman as well as a part of a trinity so far, I guess.

>>83677322
Nice criticism you mongoloid

During this movie, as a red herring of sorts, we see Dr. Maru giving Ludenhorff an inhalant that appears to make him stronger including right before his fight with Wonder Woman. There is very little good reason for these scenes, other than to poorly misdirect the viewer, and there could have been better ways of doing so than by cryptic, unexplained chemical inhalant. Which lead me to suspect that the chemist has developed and is supplying Ludenhorff with an early version of the drug which will later be known in the DC universe as Venom. As Dr. Maru survives the film it seems feasible that she, or her research might still be active in Germany during WW2 and that following that war many Nazi party members fled Europe. It is a reasonable leap from there that some of them may have sought shelter in the corrupt island nation of Santa Prisca (birthplace of Bane) and brought with them the secrets of the drug.

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No because of that shitty final battle. Do DC movies need that incoherent mess of fire and lightning in all their movies?

>>83677239
>If we don't count the movies from Dark Knight trilogy, sure.
Why would we?

>>83672594
What? Are you joking? Easily beats GotG2 by miles if that's what you had in mind as one of the two that you'd call better. Holy shit.

>>83675738
Well I was pretty sure he was the main villain, my main complaint was just the shit lines about love followed by him immediately getting rekt.

I wouldn't say the best but really good. Def better than Guardians and Logan thats for sure

>>83678036
Damn.

>>83677887
>I think it's out there at the top with Watchmen
We clearly didn't watch the same movie

>>83678120
Agreed.

>>83678036
Neat

>>83673577
Bale and Nolan ruined Batman.

>>83678049
Carter's armpits have more charisma than Gadot

>>83678140
Style, music and some of the fight scenes were impecable in WW. I'd say it matches up in terms of style and might even beat Watchmen in terms of being a "round" movie, for lack of better expression. Watchmen has probably more to offer in terms of depth, but WW stands its ground in that department as well imho even though it doesn't spell it out (or maybe even due to that).

>>83678120
>Def better than Logan
I'm curious - what about it did you think was better? It's not that I majorly disliked Wonder Woman - I just don't quite follow why people are this excited about it.

>>83678269
Not him, but it features an actual godlike superhero. Plus the score was fucking amazing.

>>83678259
Honestly don't mean to drag out the point, but what were the hidden depths of Wonder Woman? It seemed pretty straightforward.

>>83678218
They have a fantastic shape to them I gotta say.

I don't get it. Did everyone else see the same movie as me? Cliché, badly acted (Pine excepted), 40% bullet time... I cringed so hard at quite a few scenes and a lot of the dialogue was just shocking. And don't get me started on the Ares "twist"... I wanted to love it. It just wouldn't let me.

>>83678378
I think we're being memed, anon

>>83678015
Pretty accurate for sure.

>>83678342
Yeah it was... I don't know; the whole god-power discourse. It wasn't really spelled out. Her whole view on humanity whenever she witnesses civil life... All that is depth or well constructed hint to it imo. Don't know.

>BvS, Suicide Squad, and Man of Steel all outperformed Wonder Woman on opening weekends
When did you first realize that quality and box office success were entirely unrelated, anons?

>>83677887
>I think it's out there at the top with Watchmen
Watchmen isn't a superhero movie.

It wasn't bad, it was good. Not great, but good.

It's just being hyped because it's 1) a DCEU movie that isn't shit, and 2) a female lead in a super hero movie that isn't shit

3/5.
Best DCinematic Universe film to date, surprised how much I like Gadot in the role despite being surrounded by pros so obviously beyond her in the acting department, but suffered from some third act problems/the CGI overload "final boss" moment that plagues every other blockbuster these days, and some of the slow-mo CGI fight scenes felt a bit cringy. Not the best superhero movie ever made, but very likeable and on the right track, shines especially during the character moments but (as it is with a lot of these movies) the action scenes just fail to get you involved.

>>83673239
unbreakable is terrible though

>>83673203
Why is the spider in his eye? Does he put the mask on before the rest of the suit? Is he naked?

>>83678443
Well, it's a movie with superheroes

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>>83672136
>the best superhero film ever made

That's not BvS

>>83678076
Because come on, they aren't capeshit movies. The whole superhero aspect is kept down to the bare minimum to keep the fanboys happy but not relevant for enjoyment. My fucking mom loved Dark Knight and she gets triggered by everything super natural.

Would they be any different if it were a simple hi-tech costume without the batshit?

>>83678443
And you're a faggot.

>>83678484
It was shit. Unbearable to watch. Don't you have to go banepost somewhere?

>>83672136
>capheshit: the capeshittening
>i've got a fever, and the only cure is more capeshit

>>83678036
The actress for Dr. Poison, Elena Anaya, is from Spain. Santa Prisca seems like a good place for her to lay low and stash her chemicals...

>>83672136
It's the worst DCEU movie and if we're pitting it against other 2017 flicks it's worse than Logan and Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It's cute that you're so happy about critics liking it. Finally your "victory".

>>83678533
did you watch the Extended Cut?

>>83678485
>Batman isn't capeshit
This is some comedy-tier meme gymnastics right here

>>83678582
>even more shit will save a movie
The only redeemable parts were the soundtrack, some Lex scenes and Wonder Woman. It was even worse than Suicide Squad and that's not even a fucking movie but a mixtape with somewhat connected scenes playing in the background.

>>83678562
>It's the worst DCEU movie
Yeah I'm going to disregard your opinion

>>83678658
Your and idiot :3

>>83678582
Watching that shit again and extended? No fucking chance. The only way they could redeem it is if they cut out Eisenberg's accident of a Luthor; Martha and that ridiculous cgi boss.

The Incredibles

>>83672136
Oh boy I'm sure there's some quality discussion in autistically ranking your superhero movies.

>>83672136
Not even close

>>83678700
Spoken like a true twelve year old, which is exactly the people BvS is targeted at and working for, for that matter.

>>83678637
You can remove all Batman references and it would still work, probably even better. Try doing that with BvS and nobody would ever care to watch it.

How was Chris Pine? I heard he stole the movie.

>>83678765
Wow. Great point.

>>83678772
If you disregard the fact that he was supposed to play a Brit he was pretty decent. Don't think he stole the show. Best actor of the movie maybe, yeah but that's it.

>>83678751
This should have been the first and only reply

Not as joyless as BvS, more coherent than Suicide Squad. Still dog shit.

>>83678772
He was fine - he performed better than Gadot at times, but he didn't really steal the show.

>>83678849
>If you disregard the fact that he was supposed to play a Brit
He didn't even try

>>83678849
>If you disregard the fact that he was supposed to play a Brit
But Steve is American.

>>83678849
He wasn't supposed to be a Brit, just in service to the crown.

>>83678933
Was he? Really? Sorry I didn't catch that then. He stated he was British Secret Service and I thought that was it.

Name this movie:

A Spy/Agent ends up working with a warrior who's both innocent but also has a destiny and a weapon to defeat the embodiment of evil that's looking to destroy the world with the help of a weapon maker. In the end, the 'weapon' that they believe will stop this evil isn't the true weapon to stop evil, the warrior herself is the weapon and she defeats evil through the power of love.

>>83678977
My bad then. Must have overheard the part where they pointed that out. Still unnecessary though when I think about it.

>>83679027
Fifth Element? That's really the only other one I can think of.

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>tfw no qt3.14 Diana gf to have awkward sex conversations with

https://my.mixtape.moe/dnxdmy.webm

>>83672136

Easily. I liked it more than the first two Reeve's Supermans

>>83678771
If you removed all the batman references you'd have a movie about a rich grumpy dude with some mental issues using crazy tech and exceptional hand to hand skills to fight crime. So... batman's character but with a different name. So what?

>>83678912
He, along with the rest of the supporting cast, really elevated her performance in acting the straight men to her fish out of water and obvious lack of acting talent. Not that she did badly, she's a godess in the role, but hardly the Thespian. This film would not have worked as well as it did if not for Pine, Danny Huston, David Thewlis (always a pleasure) Saïd Taghmaoui, Ewen Bremner or Lucy Davis, so hardly a one woman show.

>>83679027
Big Trouble in Little China?

>>83679027
The Fifth Element?

>>83679067
Yes!

>>83679027
Problem Child 2?

>>83679027
Battletoads - the movie

>>83679109
Yeah but only it was obvious in this case though that Lilu was the weapon herself, wasn't it? It's been a while.

Is everyone memeing here? It is nowhere close to as good as the Raimi trilogy. It was on par with the average Marvel offering imo.

>>83679101
>Big Trouble in Little China
You know what you're not even this far off with that

>>83679088
It was good to see Bremner still getting work - he's good in the roles he's given though he does seem a bit restricted in the roles he's offered based on his looks.

>>83679183
This thread is at least 90% memeing

>>83679183
>Spiderman 3
>Good

>>83679183
No, read the thread.
Most of us are saying it's good, but not the best.

>>83672136
One of the best capeshit desu. Better than Gotg 2 for sure and on par with Logan.

>>83672136
I doubt it's as good as BVS. If it is, I will be excited for further DC releases. It probably isn't.

>>83678468
>>83678494
There's 1 guy in it that has superpowers, and he's an apathetic autismo that doesn't do anything but sperge for most of the film, and the remainder of it he saves absolutely no one.

>>83679253
Even if it was worse than the other two and got fucked by executives it was still better than WW.

>>83679280
Well I don't think the average Marvel movie is good, it was mediocre.

>>83672136
I don't watch capeshit a lot but isnt this movie is full blown sjw ala nuGhostbusters?

>>83679421
Do you consider batman to be a superhero?

>>83679553
No, it's actually pretty good

>>83679553
It's not that bad, but it's still capeshit

>>83679437
>Spiderman 3 better than WW
Yeah I'm gonna disregard your great and soundly presented opinion and all your great points here, faggot.

>>83679553
>I haven't watched this movie, but isn't it propaganda?

Fucking end your pathetic life, you drone

>>83678431
When I realized how much money the Transformers movies made. Each one got progressively worse, and the box office success even greater. The common man is a fool.

>>83679553
No. It wisely shows restraint beyond some character and source appropriate fish out of water remarks when Diana is trying to make heads and tails of conservative early 20th century society when women literally had fewer rights and class was truly a thing. It's brief, natrual, and overshadowed by her comerdery with Steve and his comrades. So less Tumblr feminism and corporate you go girl, more pro equality and heroism.

>>83679603
>Has well above human intellect.
>Saves people on a daily basis.
>Frequently has superpowers.
>Frequently uses technology that is well above ours.
Yes.

Sorry I don't consider every random morally grey normal person in a Halloween costume a superhero.

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>>83679679
Likewise you said you think Marvel movies are good, but you didnt see me bringing ad hominems into it. No need to get angry anon.

>>83679106
Five star post.

>>83679924
>Likewise you said you think Marvel movies are good
I wasn't that anon, anon. I was the other anon. The one who remarked on your indirectly calling Spiderman 3 a good movie of sorts or, later, better than WW without any kind of argument or foundation. Hence why I called you a faggot, faggot.
I won't even adress that you're posting cute anime girls now, but I'll say it really isn't helping you make a point. Faggot.

>>83678036
Severely underrated post.

>>83672136
DC's best movie so far

Then again, DC set the bar so fucking low to begin with, it's not saying much

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>>83680211
Too bad your English comprehension sucks, because I simply said that Spiderman 3 was better than WW, I never said anything about whether or not it was good. Its pretty hard to make a point when the other person cant read. Maybe you should learn to read before you call other people faggots.

>>83678467
Dude what the fuck are you talking about.

>>83673239
Half a movie.

One part that just seemed weird to me was after she kills the General with her sword she leaves it on the roof of the tower where she finds out who Ares really is. Then she goes to reach for her sword and remembers she left it on the roof, the next scene she's just jumping back down off the roof with sword in hand, what was the point of that? Either she should have had the sword on her already or getting it back should've been more challenging.

>>83679421
>There's 1 guy in it that has superpowers, and he's an apathetic autismo that doesn't do anything but sperge for most of the film
Yeah, you and your hot opinion can go fuck right off, you clown.

>>83678036

The funny thing is, the drug being given to Ludenhorff is actually proof that he's NOT Ares, if you think about it. Why would Ares need such a drug?

>>83680287
Nice deflection from not providing anything but shitposting.
Faggot.

>>83679280
>us
Fuck off and kill yourself you fucking redditor piece of shit

>>83680326
I'm pretty sure everyone over the age of 11 got that, anon. Seriously.

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>>83680336
Where was the deflection? I was simply correcting you for your misrepresentation of what I said. If anything you are the one that has been constantly deflection, not to mention name calling.

>>83680351
You can go and take a chill pill, faggot

What's interesting about the DC movies so far is that none of them take it for granted that humanity is worth saving.

>>83672136
Why was Ludendorf taking pills that made him stronger? Why did he shoot an officer in the face, in front of his already demoralized troops? Does he want desertions? Why did he test his new gas that could destroy gas masks on civilians without masks?

>>83680363
>Still not providing any points as to why Spiderman 3 is better than WW and as to why WW was supposedly shit.

What a surprise. I'll call you a shitposter now, if you don't come up with any actual points now.

It was pretty good but the BvS Ultimate Edition is still my favourite.

>>83680360
Which is why it's a very poor bit of misdirection, if that's the intent of the scene.

>>83679280
Raimi trilogy is weighed down by the 3rd film and has the benefit of superior source material. In context the difficulty of making a realistic depiction of a Amazonian goddess means WW should be graded on a curve and thus given more points than Spider-Man.

WW was about as good as this thread

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>>83675509
Damn, forgot these two existed.

>>83678378
Of course it was shit, it's a super hero movie not involving the X-Men. Don't fall for the memes.

>>83680518
Even with a shit studio mandated mess of a script, the 3rd Spiderman film is a better, more entertaining trainwreck of a movie than wonder woman. Not because of the source material, but because of Raimi. But Wonder Woman would probably top it had it been directed by him.
Not that I dislike Wonder Woman, it's as good as your above average to good Marvel flick.

>>83672136
I want to FUCK Gal Gadot in every hole.

>>83681413
How would a Raimi directed WW be like?

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Hell no.

>>83678378
People are definitely overrating it, it's not without its problems. Yet the novelty of it being the first successful female driven superhero movie and the first entertaining/coherent DCinematic univers flick elevates it and puts it on par with Marvel's better efforts.

>>83678675
its a bait anon, or probably some hipster AW that doesnt like the popular opinion

I remember after the advanced screenings someone posted plot leaks and they claimed that this bit was confusing.

>THEY DO NOT DESERVE YOUR PROTECTION!

>It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe, and I believe in Love.

Seems pretty clear to me.

>>83681464
More stylistically and emotionally heightened and pack full of background details and his trademark camera angles. Just imagine her fighting Ares in the end, with every punch actually carrying some meaning and gravitas and the camera and set utilized beyond it being a CGI cutscene from a video game. It would be less stylistic and modern, more (the good kind of) camp and timeless.

not even the best this year.

1. Logan

gap

gap

2. Wonder Woman
3. Guardians 2

>>83681551
Also, a Bruce Campbell cameo.
Every film or a show becomes 10% better with one.

One thing that bothered me was when they showed Ares back in ancient times he still had that WW1 era soup strainer on his face. He should have been either clean shaven or full bearded, no one had a moustache in ancient greece.

nah

Dark knight trilogy (really just bb and tdk)
Logan
BvS Director's Cut

>>83681487
Thought Antman was better, and I'll never watch that trash again.

>>83681785
Well, yeah. I agree. And though I'd call neither of them trash, the whole capeshit genre is disposable entertainment at best, no need to buy or actively try and watch again unless they were made by an auteur like Raimi.

>>83681853
Raimi for WW2.

it was fine.

the cgi was unimpressive

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>>83681864
Ohhh, I just realized...

>First Wonder Woman.
>Set during WW1
>Second Wonder Woman
>Set during WW2
>World War Woman

Pottery

>>83679027
Kung fu panda?

>>83679919
And what are the dudes in watchmen? Chopped liver?

>>83681713
>BvS

fuck off with this meme already.

>>83672136
It's better than every Marvel movie, but not as good as Logan, X2, or The Dark Knight.

>>83681713
>Logan
>more than decent

>>83682242
Logan was a meta film about comic book movies. Wonder Woman was purely a superhero film.

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>>83672136
Listen here snowflake if she wants to be a badass she's gonna be badass ok

>>83672136
Hey guys I just came back from reddit and they didn't like Winder Woman. That means we love it now!

>>83682328
What he said.

>>83672136
tell that to Zod's snapped neck!

I just can't take any movie seriously where you're blocking bullets with your wrist.

>>83675738

What's good is the character focus. This wasn't a movie where Diana solves war by punching it in the face. Instead she's confronted with the worst aspects of humanity and opts to fight to preserve us.

It's not exciting by capeshit standards, but it explores the heroic ideal

>>83683115
>shitting on the bracelets of submission
Get a load of this faggot.

>>83683148
I liked that it properly set out that humans had to solve human problems while the superhero dealt with the super villain.

>>83682967
You should lower your internet intake, anon.

>>83672136
You need to get off your hype train OP.

>>83683500
Care to name a better one?

>>83672136
I really fucking loved the first 2/3rds of the movie but I absolutely hated the fight with Ares at the end. David Thewlis looks far too milquetoast to be a fucking god of war, and the entire thing about "what if there is no Ares and this is just what humans are like" was ruined by his inclusion.

Ruined the movie for me.

>>83683167
>you can't ss-s-hit on h-h-errr!!!
>she's p-p-perfect!!

Get a life and a girllfriend virgin

>>83672136
Definitely in the top 5

>>83683683
>her
>clearly talked about the bracelets
Full autismo.

Split > WW >>>> GOTG>LOGAN

>>83683761
Guardians of the Kino is the only good one, the rest are kike propaganda.

>>83672136
As a female SJW, I agree

>>83683731
>assblasted fanboy

How does her cunt taste virgin?

>>83683148
>This wasn't a movie where Diana solves war by punching it in the face.

It quite literally was

>>83683862
Goddess-like.

>>83683148
>>>83675738
>What's good is the character focus. This wasn't a movie where Diana solves war by punching it in the face. Instead she's confronted with the worst aspects of humanity and opts to fight to preserve us.
Or at least it would have been, had it not spun a 180 at the end with enough force to give the audience whiplash and had her quite literally solve war by punching it in the face.

>>83672136
>>83672136
>>83672136

>loving the DCCU so far
>literally loved MoS
>liked BvS Ultimate
>enjoyed Suicide Squad even though it was lackluster
>cautiously hyped about WW but thinking it will fuck up
>gets all kinds of praise which I think is related only to feminism
>people on this board actually agree to OPs like this one, saying that the movie is one of the great ones

what the literal fuck? being a german is suffering at this point. goddamn nazis are waiting two fucking weeks to give me this fucking movie while I am dodging every single webm there is

I swear to god, if you assholes are lying

>>83683914
>fanboy admits he likes to be sexless cuckolded virgin

Not surprised

The thing is, movie, even though has problems, at the end it leaves you with a really good feeling, makes you feel like you can be a hero that can help someone. This feel carries and makes it better than any other cbm for me.

And this come from someone who loves MoS, but after WW i can understand why were people were bitching about NOT MUH Superman.

Fucking thank you again Patty.

Logan and GotG2 were better from this year

But this was the best DC movie. Not a 10/10, it's just its the only one that had good flow, cinematography.

I just felt like it was a Captain America 1 ripoff, but thats a story for another thread

>>83683868
>>83684011

But she doesn't solve war. She beats Ares. And without the gas, the armistice is allowed to happen. But that doesn't magically make humanity stop fighting. That doesn't stop WWII from happening later. Or whatever war is happening that Superman interrupts in BvS.

That's the whole point. She thinks if she fights Ares, that she will solve all war, but that's not what happens

>>83684212
I agree

>what is dkr
>what is spiderman 2
>what is X2
>what is logan
>what is iron man
>what is unbreakable

Fucking great movie regardless

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>>83684394
>X2 is good meme

>>83684315
Yeah, she understand she needs to keep doing her work to prevent bad things from happening, or make things better. Killing Ares wasn't a final solution. That's why I think they're gonna somehow retcon that "gave up on mankind" crap from BvS, because the ending of this movie pretty much contradicts that.

>>83685270
I think it's consistent

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>>83672136
why would anyone watch a movie where yet again a jew is the lead proving how racist hollywood is because all jews are racist nazis that hate black people.

>>83680326
>Why would Ares need such a drug?

I think Maru tells Ludendorff that the drug will bring him back to his former strength or something along those lines. Add in Hippolytia's earlier story that Ares was severely injured by Zeus, and it makes sense that he might need a magic drug for him to go full god mode.

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>>83686377
Gal Gadot:
>jewish goddess
>highly successful
>married mother of two
>home is Israel (i.e. a non-cucked country)
>bombed the shit out of sandniggers
>owns a motorcycle
>single-handedly saved DC
>cute as fuck
Why does /tv/ hate her again?

this was a completely by the book, rote piece of corporate capeshit trash. there was nothing about this movie that stands out except "muh vagina". fucking shitty captain kirk had a better dramatic performance than gadot

>>83685334
>BvS says she gave up after WWI
>Movie shows her gaining hope at the end of WWI

Of course, they can still somewhat make everything fit, but it obviously went in a different direction that it was meant when Snyder designed his shitty DCEU.

>>83686777
She lost hope at the end of WW1. She was sad that she lost her husbando and shit. Then when doomsday showed up he looked kinda like Ares so she decided to do shit.

>>83686619
>Why does /tv/ hate her again?

She is a woman

>>83686619
shes racist like all jews, look at Israel. TO this day they deny all african migrants visas because their black and the only arabs in Israel in jewish.

She is literally hitler.

>>83686847
But it's not what it's shown in the movie at all. She was sad but not bitter after he died, and certainly didn't lose any hope at all. Remember that when she killed Ares, Steve was already dead. His sacrifice and seeing the gang trying to comfort each other while facing death, actually gave her faith in mankind.

>>83672503

it reminded me more of borderline steampunk films like Hellboy than either of the typical DC/Marvel garbage

stylistically and thematically uniform without any glaringly stupid plot twists

gal gave a decent performance and pine didn't go over the top

>>83678736
I kek'd

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Just saw this film and was blown back by how bad it was. Not the worst DCU movie but...man, is this just an elaborate ruse or what? Did people actually like this? Is the bar for superhero films really that low?

>>83685270
>final solution
can you cool it with the antisemitic remarks?

>>83672136
>badguy has a porn-stache
>flashback to Aries fighting in whatever-BC shows him still rocking the porn-stache

They couldnt get the limey to shave it off before shooting that scene or at least CGI it out? Lazy fucks

>>83689003
Movie is captain america the first avenger tier but dcucks think is the best shit ever, delusional fanboys.

>>83680299
I guess Varga was honorable enough to let her retrieve her weapon for the boss fight. So either it's subtly suggesting the honor of war Ares believes in, or otherwise it was a ruse to further allow her to believe the sword did anything. Or it was just poor writing

>>83689842
it's much better than first avenger though

>>83689842
Exactly. I pretty much thought it was a cross between Captain America and the first Thor film, but worse than either as a single entity.

>>83689493
>he doesn't know what a porn-stache is

Test

>>83672136

>>83678049
Man Gal's so hot

I'd eat that fucking pussy man

>>83686619
Fuck what a sex demon

Anyone notice the story beats this had in common with Man of Steel?

>Plot hinges on macguffin
>Turns out main character in fact IS the macguffin

>Villain shows the hero a vision of a world without humans
>Hero responds "I can't be a part of this"

>>83672472
>>83672136
By the numbers trite cookie cutter action adventure that will be forgotten in a few years except for retarded /v/irgins and co faggots.

It is impressively mediocre and it depresses me that all it takes to succeed is competancy a known property and MUH GIRL POWER

>watch it
>amazon island felt like something with cw budget
>gals acting was garbage
>pine had to carry the movie
>only really memorable scene was the ending where she jump/flies into the london sunset

what the fuck

>>83690216
and lets not forget that hot piece of kosher ass

>>83678259
>impeccable fights.
>wonder woman.

Remember who you share this board with. This is who. When cringy ass effects ans direction with dated af 2000s speed ramping passes for "impeccable".

ITS FUCKING CAPESHIT. JUST LIKE THE THIRTY BEFORE ITS. ALL THE SAME FORMULA.

Fuck all of you hacks giving this cancer staying power

>>83690339
it gets you laid man that's all I give a shit about

hell I got laid like a champ after fifty shades I'll pay that fat bitch to keep pumping it out

>>83686895
nice

>>83679183
This.

Its equal to like Ironman 1 or Cap 1 but at least those had the novelty of being new.

Im so fucking sick of these predictable tensionless autistic movies.

>>83678049
gal's armpits are certified fresh

>>83683640
Wouldn't call him milquetoast. He's a fantastic villain in Fargo. He's just not physically imposing enough to be the Greek god of war. Their gods had massive gains. If they were supposed to be pure tacticians, Thewlis might work better, but Ares is meant to be the first guy who fought someone, according to this film

>>83690477
You're right, but I really meant in the context of the film. The politician he plays is milquetoast as fuck and somehow he never managed to pull his screen presence out of that and into something more appropriate for Ares.

>>83678049
gal literally has goddess pits

>>83690216
>By the numbers trite cookie cutter action adventure that will be forgotten in a few years except for retarded /v/irgins and co faggots.
So it's a Marvel flick? Fuck I was actually thinking about watching it too but that's worse than if you said it was an irredeemable piece of shit.

>>83690190
This is what Man Of Steel should've been.

>>83690583
>one single post from a /tv/ thread makes you make up your mind
Ok, pal.

>>83690634
It definitely felt more humanistic and warm, but there were plenty of parts in Wonder Woman where I felt they were being a bit too obvious, like with all the portentous foreshadowing in the beginning. I'd give Snyder credit for not putting to fine a point on his movies, I did like the whole "It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe, and I believe in Love" bit, but the urge to sum up the movie in a snippet of dialogue for easy consumption is something Snyder would've avoided.

>>83690819
Yes, it wasn't perfect but it was better than MoS. And actually, Snyder loves to beat you over the head with expositional dialogue all the fucking time, while also shoving some symbolic imagery down your throat.

>>83690973
>Snyder loves to beat you over the head with expositional dialogue all the fucking time, while also shoving some symbolic imagery down your throat.

I think he's pretty even handed though, like in BvS it felt like Lex, Bruce, and Clark's warring interpretations of their world were all given equal weight. He lets each of them be wrong in their own ways, and doesn't force audience sympathy too far in one direction.

>>83678120
>Def better than Guardians and Logan thats for sure
Not even close
>>83678156
You agreeing with yourself?

>>83673905
Correct

>>83690973

snyder had nothing to do with those scripts, only movie he had any hand in with dialogue is sucker punch

>>83678049
Arm kino thread now

>>83678387
Memes create consensus reality. Even if that's an artificial & fraudulent reality.

>>83684056
If you liked MoS or BvS you're a literal retard and probably won't like WW.

>>83691252
He didn't write them, but both BvS and MoS suffer from this, so I'd say he certainly has something to do with it.

This movie was really bad.

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>>83683868
but could she take comet?

>>83692179
What would a scene between Diana and a horse demigod look like?

>>83692354
arousing

>>83672136
Kickass is the best capeshit movie though.

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>>83672136
BRAVO DC
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>>83678484
I like you. I posted that analysis.

>>83678658
>It was even worse than Suicide Squad
Look, I don't like BvS nor Snyder, but we all know this is bullshit.

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> no after credits scene because the future of dc movies is uncertain

kek

>>83693520
The only DC movie with an after credits scene was SS, which is also the shittiest one.
I hate after credit scenes, and all these shit movies that seem more like overlong trailers for the next one than a movie itself.
I liked that Wonder Woman was so self contained.

>>83678120
>this idiot

>>83672136
what a great movie
one thing i don't get though, if wonder woman killed ares and we see the germans being freed from his control, then who the FUCK is responsible for WW2?

It was good but not great. I mean if the last capeshit you saw was Guardians of Reddit le Vol. Deux obviously this looks like the Fellowship of the Ring, but a movie must bw great on itself and not when compared to objectively worse movies. So yeah, good but not great

>>83693843
literally nazis

>>83680430
lmao this guy is asking the right questions
what a dumb movie

>>83693843
Well, we don't know, but what she realizes in her talk with Ares is that all he did was a little pushing, mankind has all that shit inside themselves. Then, what she realized after seeing Steve's sacrifice was that they're also capable of noble things when they have the right influence.
So, killing Ares isn't a definitive end to all wars, just a source of conflict.

>>83693892
Why are you quoting yourself? Those question were all pretty stupid

>>83680430
>Why was Ludendorf taking pills that made him stronger?
Because Maru gave them to him, and he's addicted to power.

>Why did he shoot an officer in the face, in front of his already demoralized troops?
Because he's a despot and he was losing it, under the influence of Ares.

>Why did he test his new gas that could destroy gas masks on civilians without masks?
It was a show, and it was the nearest town to the people he intended to show it to.

>>83684212

You nailed it anon. I really like the focus on Diana's character in the movie. Like for example when she's on the front and see the horrors of war (wounded soldiers, civilians fleeing etc) and she wants to help but is powerless to do so.

It was very satisfying to see when she manages to get to the enemey's camp to fight and then help civilians in the city. And then what do you see afterwards people being grateful for her help.

Dc's Superman lacked those kind of moments.

>>83694210
>And then what do you see afterwards people being grateful for her help.
Yeah, compare this single scene of WW helping people and the montage of Superman helping people in BvS and you'll see why pretty much everybody likes this movie better.

>>83679718
How on earth is that an unreasonable question?

>>83678036
Besides all that fanfic, the inhalant was to set up WW mistaking him for Ares. We knew it wasn't him 'cause we saw him taking that shit, but she didn't. It was to slightly reinsure her in her somewhat naive perception of things, only to shatter it a second later by revealing her who Ares really was.

>>83678120
>Def better than the Guardians
>intothetrashitgoes

>>83684212
Yeah, not only DC messed this up, but Marvel too, where the characters feel less like heroes and more like failed comedians with superpowers.

Doctor Poison wanted some dick so bad.

>>83672136
Hey that's cool, so the idea of using a world war to promote misandry is BS but ok, i kinda dig that theres no big cheap CGI Videogame final Boss

> Sike! Ares is the pedo moustache guy with a very baaaad philosophy...

So in that Point the whole idea of Diana learning about the emotions of humans is useless and in that Point the movie is complete garbage

This is just a cheap gurl power agenda in a mediocre capeshit movie

>>83694294
I'm going to say it has something to do with the time it was set in. People were looking for a savior during WWI but by the time we get to present day the little man (think of the Mexican people who were in awe of Superman after he saved the little girl) still wants one but the world governments don't.

>>83673203
Raimi's Spider-Man films were fucking garbage. 1 is the only one that approaches being watchable all the way through and the only good parts of 2 are the parts with Doc Ock, which only comprises 20 or so minutes of that 2 hour shitfest.

>>83694843
The time that it was set in had nothing to do with Superman making constant sadface while saving people, and being unable to accept gratitude in a gracious manner, as WW did.
That was just fucking Snyder.

Can someone post the webm of the overacting alien in a diner

>>83694855
Has contrarianism gone too far?

>>83694903
I saw SM2 in theaters and fucking hated it. The 20 ending scenes were the worst thing about it because every time I thought the movie would finally be over, there was another scene. SM2 focused too much on the ham-fisted love story between Peter and MJ, pushing Doc Ock into the background. SM3 was hot garbage, but at least you could laugh at how shitty it was. You couldn't laugh at SM2's shittiness.

shit > SM1 > SM3 > SM2

>>83672136
Did all the Gaywatch #getlitty memefags jump behind this now. Disgusting fatties.

Anyone else think the CGI and voice over dubbing was really shit at parts? The final fight was sharknado tier

>>83694887
It's be different if they didn't respond to Superman as some sort of divine entity. That's an issue he has thanks to Pa Kent. I mean he smiled at the little girl and only got uncomfortable when everyone else came up and put their hands on him.

>>83695024
>thanks to Pa Kent
Well, yeah, it's obvious that version of Superman is shitty because he had shitty parents: Jonathan, Martha, Snyder and Goyer.

Too many niggers on the Amazon island. Maybe one would have been fine. Half the fucking island? COME ON.

>>83695093
I disagree.
At the end of BvS he even steps up and puts his insecurities aside hence the "This is my world. You are my world." line.
You're going to get your boyscout in Justice League.

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>>83695125
???

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How does it rank between the incredibles and watchmen?

>>83695195
it's probably on the same level as watchmen honestly

incredibles is retarded pixarshit
the only good thing that came of it was getting impressionable teens to unironically endorse ayn rand's philosophy

>>83695093
Pa Kent wasn't a shitty parent, he advised Clark not to reveal himself to the world until he could bear the weight of their expectations upon him, but he always believed in Clark's ability to do good.

>>83695293
Yeah he did what he considered to be best. Sure he wasn't perfect but what parent Is? Even Diana's mom did her fair share of fucking up. Lucky for her she had a kickass aunt.

>>83678321

Logan wolverine could still beat WonderBread.

>>83693520
>Marvel does it so everybody should!

Fuck off.

>>83694773
Keep posting it, it'll make sense someday

>>83695171
>It takes two brooding, moody, melodramatic, violent, loud, and nonsensical films for Snyder to maybe make one with the real Superman.
Surely the third times the charm.

>>83679919

Pretty much described Night Owl there too.

>>83693520
>4 succesful movies out of 4 and one oscar
They must be really scared

>>83695571
>not muh Superman
Kek

>>83693520
It was funny, in my showing I knew there wasn't an after credits thing but clearly everyone else was expecting one so they stayed planted while I rolled out.

Why are people still making superhero movies as if Superman IV: The Quest for Peace doesn't already exist?

>>83695645
Yeah, it's incredible how a shitty writer/director combo can ruin even one of the most iconic characters humanity has.

Maybe these idiots will finally learn how to make a half-decent movie now that Wonder Woman has been well received.

>>83695770
God forbid we see Superman evolve and develop his ideology. It's almost like the idea behind these films was to be running franchise. Really makes you think.

>>83681551
>Just imagine her fighting Ares in the end, with every punch actually carrying some meaning and gravitas and the camera and set utilized beyond it being a CGI cutscene from a video game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM