Find a flaw.
>Light hair
>Dark eyebrows
That was easy
>>83670759
The acting
>>83670759
The dark eyebrows don't fit the rest of his face
>>83670759
His hair is too blonde
>>83670759
Dark eyebrows and what is clearly a dye job on the hair.
>>83670759
He's not a Noldor, never saw the light of the trees.
He's like a Mexican tier Elf at best.
He's wearing a plastic mask of his own face
>>83670776
nothing wrong with that
>>83670759
His hair is supposed to be brown. No idea why they made him blond, especially since brown is Orlando's natural color too. Probably to constrast with the rest of the Fellowship.
>>83670923
Oropher was a pure sindar, and Thranduil maybe a half sindar half sylvan (don't know much about Thranduil's wife), so he's not total sylvan scum.
>>83670759
Orlando Bloom.
>Legolas will never tie you up and rape your mouth while his midget friend pulls your hair.
Why even live?
>>83670776
>Ahem!
Umm sweetie ease up on lembas there maybe?
If it wasn't for his friendship with Gimli and they're joking around, he'd be the worst part of the movies, mostly because of the terrible CGI that shoehorn in on his behalf.
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>>83670759
He's a terrible actor and also very short. That should do it.