/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Johnny is the rich man

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>>83670742
/tpg/ is already dead after only 16 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

Third for gordon is becky's daddy

>>83670809
>tfw you'll never be a the disabled son of an extremely wealthy man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X4_LSD-JAo

is this canon? Yeah, I think it is.

>>83670791
He's driving in this trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsdRG0mJj-w

>>83670885
who the fuck becky

>>83670935
fuck, Gordon's such a great character

judy?

>>83671032
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>83671032
shh, don't wake Philip

>you will never creampie Jade and then go home to have pancakes with Janey-E and Sonny Jim
why even live at this point

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>>83671032

>>83671070

but we need to talk about judy

>>83670947
It's a red herring, Doug is here to stay.

>>83670809
AAMEN

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>>83670935
>literally writing your own character to be able to kiss the hottest actor on your bill and then filming it

>>83671111
Thank you Johnny.

>>83671106
Dougie is vegetable on legs, he can't drive

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Why didn't they dance with him /tv/?
I'd dance with you Leland ;_;

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>...and behind there it's the rape table, where you can laugh while fucking a bitch. I told you this was a nice place

>>83670935
>girl is 17
>guy is in his mid 40s
Why is this okay?

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>>83671194
this is canon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-XxvHFqHI

reminder that this is canon

>>83671211

What's so bad about it? I sure as hell didn't make out with girls in their late teens when I was in my late teens and I'm sure as hell not making out with them now that I'm in my twenties. I hope I have had an opportunity to do so by my mid 40s.

>>83671211

shelly was older than 17 and madchen was older than that.

>>83671211
Shelly was legal (not 17, probably 18, maybe even 19 or 20) so who cares.

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reminder that all michael j anderson post on facebook are canon

>>83671211
shelly could be anywhere from 18 to 25 back then

>>83671194
Was the green glove in case anything happened to James' shit bag?

How would you rate Sheryl Lee's titties?

>>83670935
>it's gonna happen again

kek. based gordon

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Wait wait wait, does this scene take place 2 years after the first scene where he checks in to the hotel? Why is Ayudame wearing the same clothes and why does he remember Jeffries?

>>83671359
Was he pointing at God?

judy

>>83671312
lol stay buttblasted, manlet

>>83671312
B I Z A R R E A D A

>>83671392
8.5/10
James Marshall was a lucky guy

>>83670811
>says increasingly nervous shitposter for the 24th time

>>83671321
she finished high school, and lived with leo for a while

she was 20+

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>>83671359
oh ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

>>83671359
If S3 was all Dougie Jones, I wouldn't even be mad desu

>>83671424
He probably transported back to 1987 from Gordon's office. At least I presume it takes place right after the scene there.

>>83671359
We all agree the statue is Bowie right?

>>83671456

Me on the right.

>>83671504
MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMM

>>83671501
Isn't Bowie the argent box?

>>83671471
She dropped out, but we don't know how long ago that was. She probably wasn't meant to be much older than Bobby, probably 18 or 19

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reminder that donna met with philip in 2004 along with secret character played by manson

reminder that this meeting is canon

>>83671504

Albini loves it kek

>>83671504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlA8xCQO45o

>>83671525
Bowie is everything

damn i wanna eat shelly s creampie

>>83671474

Yeah, that's it.

>>83671359
and yet Retard Coop scenes are somehow a bad thing

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What the fuck happened?
What the FUCK
Is season 3 even worth watching? This is bullshit

>>83671640

just watch it and stop complaining

>>83671640
only if you're into retard comedy

olleeeeeeeeeeh

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>>83671646
he thicc

>>83671640
LYNCHED LMAO

My bet Is Audrey and Bobby married and had that Rapist Horne

>>83671527
It looks like she was in the early stages of her transformation here.

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reminder that this along with every lynch movie (including dune) is canon in lynch cinematic universe that includes twin peaks

>>83671646
I would unironically bang Lucy for days.

>>83671726
and it's all in tommy westphall's head

>>83671211
17 is legal in most civilized parts of the world, anon

>>83671392
Prettynoice/10
She had that perfect small breast pair going during FWWM

>>83671527
Why does Bowie look like a teenage stoner from the MTV era

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reminder that official poll who killed laura palmer is canon

>>83671640

Yeah now imagine you had to wait 25 years for that cliffhanger to be resolved.

>>83671668
No.
>>83671672
Don't tell me based coop goes full ZOOM.
>>83671781
That's awful.

>>83671779
>Dale Cooper
Of course! It all makes so much sense now.

>>83671781
don't forget the bank explosion

>>83671779
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>83671779
>still alive higher than the actual killer

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>>83671779
>Leland almost all the way at the bottom
I wonder how it felt to watch the BOB reveal episode back in 91?

>>83671813
You made it through the James subplot but you won't watch S3?

>>83671848
it was like OH

and then everybody stopped watching

>>83670811
No one fucking cares, we won't get another Lynch series anyways because he won't do one! Profits are of no importance - the episodes are finished and will be released for fans to enjoy. What are you even trying to say?

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>>83671640
YOU ARE WITNESSING AN UNIQUE CLIFFHANGER THAT CAPTURES THE SENSE OF MYSTERY THE SHOW ONCE HAD
TAKE ANOTHER LOOK SONNY, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.

>>83671880
I won't watch it if Cooper isn't based anymore.
But you have a good point. Fuck James and everything he was involved in.

>>83671536
that's not him you fuck

>>83671930
He is still very much what the kids these days call "based."

>>83671914
Kyle said that another season could be made but only if demand (read:viewership) is high enough

>>83671930
Cooper is still based in s3
Just in a really really really different way.

>>83671930
Cooper is still based but in a ... special way.

>>83671925
lynch did film this with a 4th season in mind

if season 3 is a success season 4 will start filming
season 3 is a failure
it will end with a cliffhanger

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>>83671930
>Fuck James and everything he was involved in.
reminder that james and evelyn plot IS CANON and will relevant in season 3

>>83671824
>>83671813

The bank explosion never really bothered me, I figured Audrey would get out of it somehow but the others in there would die in the blast, maybe they shielded her or something.

But Coop being trapped in the lodge. It always bothered me. I mean years later I would think goddamn he's still trapped in there and we're never going to know if or how he gets out. And then once in a while Lynch would do interviews and say Twin Peaks is dead were never going to make the end of that story and I'd be like goddamn man you are going to leave Coop trapped in there forever?

But then we got season three and its about a hundred times better than even my best expectations. It's like a miracle.

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>>83671504
Is this proof that the Dougie material is set in the 2003 midwest?

>>83671987
the fans would literally lynch him if that were to be true

>>83671987
>with a 4th season in mind
[citation needed]

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DUDE Nixon is Twin Peaks cannon LMAO

>>83670809
>inb4 Richard is his son

>>83671779
>Still alive - 6%
What? We see her corpse in the first episode.

>>83672035

Dopplgangers.

>>83672035
She killed her cousin and took over her life.

>>83671987
>season 3 is a failure
Wrong

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reminder that Jonathan Kumagai surviving gunshot is canon and will appear in season 3

>>83672035
...or do we???

>>83671987
>>83672024
No actually I think it was in that EW interview he did they asked "will there be more Twin Peaks after this" and his answer was basically "maybe (but probably not)"

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Reminder that Dale's love of black coffee is a euphemism for his jungle fever.

>>83672076
But her cousin was in Missoula, MONTANA.

>>83672024
read some news
if this is a success with viewers, there is another season
nobody watches it
lynch still IMHO filmed it in a way where a 4th season would be needed
season 3 is a bigger cliffhanger than season 2 IMHO

>>83672080
he meant IF season 3 is a failure ya retard, No way to determine that yet

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>>83672082

He is there watching you when you're masturbating

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>>83671930
Hahaha
COOLED
O
O
L
E
D

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Where can I get a phone as big as this? My phone feels really inadequate now.

>>83672117
This is Laura Palmer we're talking about here, she would find a way.

>>83672080
i would like to believe that
but it's probably not even a top 10 show in that timeslot :(

>>83672119
you shouldn't capitalize imho imho

>>83672115
makes u think.......

>>83672174
sorry brah

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>>83671987
>>83672119
We already know what the season finale will be like. Gordon said it doesn't get any bluer, so of course he's going to have to be proved wrong. Prepare to by LYNCHED by a full hour of this overlaid with whooshing noises, backward talking, and occasional music.

>>83672148

at the phone store

>>83672242

The big phone store?

>>83671527
>zero hoverhand from any participant
this is what it means to not talk about Judy at all

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One thing I noticed the other day

Laura Palmer was 17, right?
And she fucked just about the whole town just before she died

So, Is Twin Peaks full of pedophiles?

>>83671779
>reddit always existed
terrible

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WHERE'S MY WAIFU

>>83672288
She didn't fuck them when she was 10, retard.

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>>83672030
post yfw the big reveal of the season is that black lodge spirits stole the 2004 election from John Kerry

>>83672288
>17
>pedo
Ameriprude detected.

>>83672288
>17
>pedo

>>83672288
age of consent in Washington State is 16. Also you're not a pedophile regardless of age of consent laws if she's fucking 17 already.

>>83671779
That must be a really happy 3%

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>>83672310
GIB AUDREY
GIB AUDREY
GIBBBBBBBBBB REEEEEEEE

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And Then There Were None is far better than Twin Peaks.

There. I said it.

>>83670742
>Madchen in this scene we are going to do something that is not in the script. Bobby is going to stand there and you are going to lean over and kiss me.

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>>83672323
>russian doppelgangers from the black lodge hacked the election
>coop is restored to his former glory an btfo drumpf for all time
>the owls from that moment on are then exactly what they seem

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reminder that this is canon

>>83672320
She's been fucking 'em since she was 13 retard, says so in the diary

>>83672359

Yeah no shit it's better, but it's a totally different show.

this thread is more autistic than usual today

>>83672407
>literally can't even count to 13
>calls me a retard

>>83672419
today

>>83671527
I want a Lynch movie where Manson and Reznor play the main characters.

>>83672119
You do understand that Lynch only said that 4th season is possible so public would think that main characters are safe, when in fact Cooper will die in the last episode.

>>83672288
see >>83671759

>>83672407

that's when bob/her dad started molesting her, not when she became a mega slut

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>>83672288

Nearly every male finds 17 year olds attractive. It falls withing the spectrum of normal human behavior. This is Miley at 16. Do you feel nothing looking at the picture sir? It's like looking at a blank wall?

>>83672407
>says so, says so
Yeah, this is not kindergarten. Fuck off back to the hole you crawled from.

>>83672482
he said it to end it on a cliffhanger yet again

>>83672526
>superb owl
FROSTED

>>83672340
I'm pretty sure it's only 16 with a 3 year age difference in WA. So a 19 year old can bang a 16 year old and a 20 year old can bang a 17 year old.

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>>83670742
Twin Peaks: The Return is fucking trash that totally misses the point of the original series. The Return has 0 (ZERO) characters that are iconic and fun enough to cosplay or have a Pop! Vinyl of.

>>83672526
>capital of sacramento
What did he mean by this.

>>83672567
kek
amerifat laws

>>83671779
>Laura's father 3%
>10th
He was acting crazy as hell? It wasn't that surprising at all.
Also I believe today's audience would be less naive about it, what with all the incest in media now especially.

Part of me wishes it had been James though. It would have made his character creepy instead of retarded.

>>83672585
t. vietnamese pimp

>>83672587
a cuck who finally can't take it anymore

>>83672575
I'll have a Wally Brando Funko Pop soon enough.

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>>83672585
??? You don't card your women on a first date in whatever weirdo land you're from?

>>83672516
My dick crawled out of your mother's hole if that counts

>>83672502
Jesus, wtf happened?

>>83672030
Why does young Frost look so much like an 80s cable TV show private detective?

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>>83672658
>when you see me again, it won't be me

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What the fuck was the point of this book?

What do I give a fuck how Meriwether Lewis was killed and what happened to some Indians?

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>>83672664
cuz he's a dick.

>tfw I will NEVER fuck Jane Levy

Why the fuck was I born in this universe?

>147 replies
>44 posters

Can that one autistic cunt spamming "reminder that this is canon" please stop

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>>83672718
Hahaha
FROSTED
R
O
S
T
E
D

>>83672119
>season 3 is a bigger cliffhanger than season 2 IMHO
>saying this when there are still 15 hours remaining
what did he mean by this

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>>83672742
reminder that josie never died and instead traveled back in time to ancient mongolia

reminder that marco polo is canon

>>83672737
>love Evil Dead remake
>think about fucking her covered in blood all the time
>did not even notice her in ep 5
Where did I go so wrong...

>>83672575
I would cosplay as Dougie-coop

>>83672718
The point is to read more than 50 pages but I guess you didn't get that.

>>83672789

I LITERALLY knew it was her before she even turned around, work on your Wai-fu

>>83672718
It sets up the Major Briggs stuff, but it's really just a prequel to The Final Dossier which will fill in a lot of details from between seasons 2 & 3.

>>83672638
>that look
you just KNOW

>>83672800
>Read past the Lewis part
>dude UFOs lmao
when does this book start being relevant to Twin Peaks

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>>83672575
>guy dresses as dougiecoop
>girl dresses as a slot machine
really makes you think

>>83672825
Around the final pages.

Post the Jojo comparison

>>83672825
The part where Lewis and Clark go to Twin Peaks.

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>>83672831
>not a single mention of wally brando

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>>83672718

Why was Tamara Preston appointed to find out who the Archivist is if it says so inside the book?
I found her obnoxious too throughout the book

>>83672822
dont even do that. Lynch is a genius. He isn't concerned with carnal pleasures of the flesh

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>>83672359
>>83672409
when agatha christie disappeared she traveled to a twin peaks universe where she found the laura palmer case, and when she traveled back she used the palmer case and all the characters in twin peaks to influence her books

reminder that this is canon and christie bibliography is a product of a black lodge

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>>83672903

>>83670935
/ourguy/?

>>83672906
Nobody in the FBI wanted to read that boring shit apparently, can't blame them.

>>83672831
accurate

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>>83672872
astute observation, good friend

>>83670935
>50 year old FBI guy kissing teenager girls involved in a case he's investigating
>he's one of the 'good guys'

It's ok when Lynch does it.

>>83672962

>implying shelly was a teenager

>>83672960
now it's art

>>83672987
pretty sure she was 19

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>>83673011
now it's dark

>>83672987
The actress was 19

>>83672115
That was Dougie, not Dale.

>>83673030

in dreams, i walk with you

>>83672822
She's wondering how his hair stays like that.

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So this takes place in the Twin Peaks universe, right?

>>83673078
no

>>83672906
I want to fuck her!

>>83672402
>chinese sheriff truman
kek

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>>83673055

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Reminder that all the things that happened in the show Louie are canon to Twin Peaks
>>83673078
yes, all lynch filmography is canon to twin peaks

>>83673065
my hair does that too, it's because of a weird double cowlick thing.

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How would you stay soft in this situation?

>>83673091
hmm, where's this from

>>83673110
Chronic masturbation and porn addiction.
call for help

>>83673110
male actors usually masturbate before shooting scenes like this

>>83673110
He was autistic

>>83673110
it'd be pretty easy for me to stay soft while some whorish woman forced me to strip naked holding a knife near my dick desu

>>83673110

dat ass

>>83673110
don't think he did

>>83673158
so what?

>>83672288
Lolita is David Lynch's favorite Kubrick movie

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Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

>>83673167
Really?? We're on whole different pages then my friend. I wanna be her pusy slave!

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>>83673191

of all the fucking Kubrick films, Lolita ia Lynch favourite? fuck, the midget was right

>>83673212
a shop is bound to happen soon

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>>83673212
Does Kyle like his women like he likes his coffee?

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>>83673267

>>83673145
FWWM or The Missing Pieces

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>>83673246
I gotchu senpai

>>83673267
>those manly shoulders

>>83673167
This. People like to fantasize about how they would like it, but when it actually happens it's just fucked up.

>>83673212
fuck i forgot about this guy, added

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj6akvriqJQ
Reminder that Alex Jones is canon in Twin Peaks
Reminder 9/11 is an inside job in Twin Peaks Universe

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>>83673341
>>83673212

did he really do it /tpg/?

>>83673334

I'm pretty sure I'd love if Isabela Rosselini was on her knees and took my briefs off

>>83673148
Just like 80% of 4chan's userbase

>>83673390
reminder that lynch raping his daughter, killing twin peaks actors including jack nance, frank silva, david bowie, and all the actors that died recently because they knew too much is canon

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>>83673241
It's camp kinography so of course it's his favorite

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>>83672288
Lynch is a dog. He's thirsty like an Indian on facebook comments. Kyle was understandably creeped about over the prospect of his 30-something year old character becoming romantically involved with a literal high school girl related to the case that sent him to Twin Peaks. Lynch was just like 'muh dick, Kyle, do it for muh dick'. He doesn't care. He even jokes about it in Season 3, he's an old fashioned guy after all. He just wants to fuck 17 year olds and have Twin Peaks full of high level eye candy. There is video of him with panties in his mouth.

High level perv. But a great director.

All the "Diane isn't a real character" people are going to get btfo in the next episode or two. I mean they're already wrong since Diane sent Cooper some stuff in the original show but her showing up as a physical person will just be more salt in the wound.

>>83673241
Reminder that Lynch killed Kubrick because Stanley discovered what Lynch did to his daughter and Jack Nance. This is also canon.

>>83673530
he talks to her in the missing pieces, she's just never shown on camera

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I NEED THE THICCEST ANDY THAT YOU'VE GOT, AND I NEED IT NOW!

>>83673517
>High level perv. But a great director.
Isn't every great director a massive perv?

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Why would Pete spank Laura like this?

>>83673548
David "lynch 'em for snitchin'" Lynch

>>83673012
>>83673034
>19
>nineteen
>nine teen
>teen
Still a teenager.

>>83673623
reminder that pete's fetish spanking video is canon in twin peaks universe.

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>>83673575

Every great artist needs a vice

>>83671359
More Red Balloons?

What is the significance of the Red Balloons? They were in the Jones household, the crackhead across the street, and now at Dougie's work.

DR JACOBY IS ALEX JONES?

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>>83673673
would you shut the fuck up with the cannon

>>83673696
F R O S T E D
R
O
S
T
E
D

Will Brumph ever recover?

>>83673517
>There is video of him with panties in his mouth.
You don't say? The horror! Color me shocked! What a lewd man.

>>83673729
>They are still warm!
wew lad

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>>83673726
reminder that there are two donnas in twin peaks
fwwm donna is a different donna than tv donna. two entirely different characters.
sheriff truman was not recasted because there was no need and lynch does not recast actors

>>83673623
She complained about the size of his 2x4.

>>83673691
the balloons are lodge spirits

>>83673791
also on the air is canon to twin peaks universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg2kpCFEMZc
it takes place after season 2.

>>83673691
99 of them go by

reminder that twin peaks visual soundtrack is canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuzcjZNbOdQ

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/mygal/

>>83673840
Nena is going to have a cameo.

>>83673832
i like on the air.

And Im not just saying that because its a Lynch thing, in fact its the least David Lynch thing he's ever done. It's absurd.

>>83673896

Clearly an edit, James' forehead isn't that small

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is this a happy face or a sad one, /tpg/?

>>83673933
>I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
>I got sunshine, in a bag (cocaine)

>>83673933
Depends, which show is she watching?

>>83673933
it's a broken face

>>83673933
Happy.

She was finally at peace after a lifetime of torment.

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Reminder that The Phantom is canon and it takes place before twin peaks

>>83673933
yes

>>83673933
Happy, of course

What kind of a question is this? Are you autistic? Did you even watch the scene?

>>83674026
Like the other anon said before, you need to stop with the canon-posting. It's shittier than shitposting.

>>83674051

calm down autismo, she doesn't look happy. she looks defeated and broken

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>>83673548
He was mad Kubrick ripped off using a red felt pool table in Legs Wide Shut after the Georgia Covfefe Commercials

That shade of red pool ball and red balloons everywhere enrages the Illuminati.

>>83674062

Reminder that this post is canon

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>>83674062
Reminder that The Hidden is canon
it takes place after season 2 and Hank Jennings (he didn't die in twin peaks tv show) dies in that movie after robbing a bank
Evil Cooper is also in it.

>>83673267
my dick says HELLLOOOOooooOOO

>>83673896
who holds their fingers like that when flipping someone off

reminder that my dick is canon

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reminder that showtime interviews are canon

>>83673933
Yes
she's finally safe

>>83674234
is that how casted Jade?

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>>83674189
reminder that The Leftovers is canon and it connects Mulholland Drive (Kevin Garvey and Adam Kesher are connected)

>>83671536
Shit that's who he looks like! I thought he looked familiar

>>83674278
nut my dough in her hole

>>83671211
>teenagers and college students get to steer culture and politics
>DON'T KISS THEM THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT

He is BOB, eager for fun!

>>83671424
He time traveled. It's why he seems shocked that it's 1989.
>Jeffries goes to Argentina in 1987
>Weird shit happens to him in 1987, some of which involves him being teleported into the 1989 FBI office
It explains why he hasn't been heard from in two years. Whatever happened in '87 changed him, and what we saw in '89 was a mid-change Jeffries.

>>83674390
He wears a smile, everybody run!

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>>83673933
Its supposed to be both.

Shes happy because her angel (cooper) is there to protect her, but her psyche is broken because she is stuck in the black lodge forever and has been fucking just killed by bob/her own father

>>83673691
Each balloon symbolizes a time that blumph got FROSTED.

>>83673380
greentext needs to be darker. I cant even read that shit.

>>83674483
This post is proof TP shitposting is better than fanwank redditry.

>>83671972
Would one even be necessary?

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>Reminder that Ezra 5 and 6 ARE NOT cannon.

>>83674520
I hope not because a necessary S4 means S3 having an open ending

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Reminder that shotguns might technically be cannon since the shot is measured in cannon gauge.

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What if Cooper is still a retard by the time he comes back to town and there's a murder to solve?

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Reminder that this is canon.

>>83674631
Being unfinished is a Twin Peaks staple. I'm sure there is room for season 4, because Lynch needs mo money for dem meditation programs. But it won't happen because the normies are not enjoying the new season.

Robert forsters wifes's acting is the hammiest in twin peaks history

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Reminder that this is Kwannon.

>>83674686
KENTUCKY

new

>>83674785
>>83674785
>>83674785

>>83674686
MISSISSIPPI

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Reminder that this is a can in the grocery store.

NEW

>>83674824

>>83674824

>>83674824

>>83674843

who ever thought creamed corn was a good idea? Who actually likes that shit? it' literally vomit in a can

>>83674782
I'm gonna wait on those streaming numbers till I come to that conclusion.

>>83674856
>>83674804
what the fuck

>>83674722
He'll use his Black Lodge powers to break the code, and solve the crime.

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>Naomi Watts will never dress you