JUST

The Dark Universe is dead, bury it, consider this mercy

DC always wins baby, DC always wins

>>83669466
This critics retards.
Even first mummy movies have a very low score.

Manlets absolutely obliterated every time

>Roeper: "So wall-to-wall awful, so cheesy, so ridiculous, so convoluted, so uninvolving & so, so stupid."

>>83669466
25% now

>>83669676
Sounds like good family action-adventure movie.

>>83669466
That means it great. Action Kino is back lads!!

>>83669466

Is anyone really surprised by this? Not only was the marketing campaign straight up garbage, but taking a horror classic and turning it into a generic modern-day adventure romp was a terrible idea. At least the Fraser jam had enough sense to make it an Indiana Jones knock-off.

But then, this whole thing's been spearheaded by the retard who writes the Transformers movies so I wasn't expecting much. I feel bad for Cruise, though. He really needs a hit outside of the Mission Impossible series.

>>83669466
MCUcks still think this is going to take down WW?!

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>>83669466
Hope it bombs.

The original Mummy is one of my favorite movies. That summer where /tv/ was streaming it every other night together was comfy as fuck.

This shit looks like fucking humorless trash.

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>>83669466
That's what those racist fucks get for hiring a white woman to play an Egyptian

>>83669466
I saw the trailer when I went to the movies for WW.
It looked like trash, but I wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt.

>>83669745
>The original Mummy
you better mean the one from 1932

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>>83669745
>Hope it bombs.
>The original Mummy is one of my favorite movies

>>83669466
Wait. I thought Dracula Untold is part of the Monster Universe they making.

But Wiki says this is the first movie

>>83669821
They are ignoring that movie because it sucked and bombed.

4.4 is legit awful. I don't remember the last time the Cruise missile misfired like that.

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>>83669466
That's what you get when you fuck with based Brendan

>>83669466
This movie looks beyond retarded, absolutely none of the younger audience gives a shit about Tom Cruise or the Mummy, WW will dominate again next week

>>83669831
They should be ignoring this movie then.

>>83669848
They really can't ignore this one because it has Cruise as well as Russell Crowe, who is the continuous figure in all the Dark Universe movies.

They have to acknowledge it.

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>>83669820
Not my Mummy.

>>83669466

I really want this to fail. Fuck these reboots.

I really hope people weren't surprised.

>>83669676
I bet that same cocksucker gives standing clapping ovations at Marvel/Disney screenings.

>>83669466
fuck the critics, its for the FANS

>>83669772

THIS
H
I
S

>>83669910

GET LITTY
SUMMER IS HERE

>mcucks thought pirates, captain underpants and this shit were a threat to /ourgal/
Hahah holy shit

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Can't raze the Fraze!

>>83669963
>movie does well
>she's suddenly /ourgal/

fucking hypocrites

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>>83670045
She was always /mygal/ as well. Fuck you.

every trailer I've seen for this used the most stock sound effect ever for the woman screaming and then reused that stupid WOOOAAAAAAGGHHH! Cruise scream from the botched IMAX trailer too

>took Brendan's place in the mummy
>became JUSTed
Like poetry

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What did he mean by this?

>>83669466
GET LITTY, THE MUMMY IS HERE

>>83669963
But Captain Underpants is getting good reviews?

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>>83669466
>its 24% now

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>even worse than Knight and Day

Is Tom's career over?

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>>83669910
You mocking the great one Jabroni?

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>>83670111
>Forbes
>fucking Forbes

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>Hey Benny! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the TOMATOMETER!

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>>83669466
BTFO
T
F
O

>>83669466
Will it at least be a raunchy good time?

the one thing JUST had and you took it away
deserves to bomb, didn't even know it was out

>>83669466

Only Brendan can save this franchise.

>>83670256
>It's difficult to make a persuasive argument for The Mummy as any kind of meaningful cinematic achievement

The Mummy's effect for it's time were ground breaking as well as it's general scale and scope.

>>83669466
Who fucking cares.

Every time I see an article about Universa's "Extended Monsterverse" I laugh for an hour then go punch a baby.

Dracula Untold bombed, this will bomb, Universal is fucking retarded if they think this was a good idea.

>>83670192
The worst movie Tom Cruise ever made was "Mission Impossible 2," though there were some 1980's movies that were questionable ("Losin' It" anyone?).

Knight and Day was fine.

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>yfw this movie causes Tom Cruise's career to go downhill
>he gets divorced
>has to pay alimony

this series is cursed

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

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>>83669466
No Brendan Frazier no mummy.

>>83669466
CRITICS just don't get it. This is for the FANS. Get #litty with the #mummy.

>>83669772
>Algerian
>white

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>>83670346
Holy shit

>>83670045
>>83670286
>you're not allowed to change your opinion and evolve

>>83670346
He's been divorced three times.

>>83669875
So are they just going to make a different Dracula action movie?

>>83670346
>It was the series itself that was cursed all along
Spooky

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>>83670496
IT'S STARTED ALREADY

I'll stick by my boy Cruise and watch the movie. Maybe Universal forgot to give out shekels to the critics.

>>83669466
let the unJUSTing for Brendan begin! Tom Cruise should have known better, The Mummy role is a literal curse.

>>83670346
only Kek can save the cursed ones. DIGITS GIVE ME THE POWER.

It's up to 4.6 guys! Can't bruise the Cruise!

>>83670286
>implying you'd outlast them in an apocalypse

NO THE DUCU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FAIL

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>>83670513
>the curse has finally passed from brendan to tom

>>83670256
literally how?? I rewatched recently and it holds up quite well for a 90s flick (not kino)

>>83669466

This movie has a white male as a lead. Of course the ratings will be bad. Just go see it for yourself. Don't trust the critics anymore when they give Ghostbusters 75+ score and Get Out 100 or some stupid shit like that. They're actively trying to steer you away from good movies with white men in them so more movies will feature women and blacks.

>>83670664
this makes sense, fuck this world

>>83670664
This, giving low ratings to the Tom Cruise Mummy movie is just another strike against the White race.

>>83670293
why

>>83670286
Daddy Trump living in ya head rent free

>>83669466
Wow so surprising

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>>83669601
>>83669821
>>83669875
>>83670313

Who should direct pic related, /tv/?

>>83670760
Snyder

The reviews are being based off SJWs who want to believe she should have been a nignog. Tom Cruise simply does not make un-entertaining movies. Fuck you to those RT faggots.

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>>83669466

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So, apparently critics hate this movie. But the fans of the original are loving it! Apparently fans are LITERALLY shitting their pants, they are so scared. This movie is 100% #Litty and it's just SAD that the critics have to be haters.

Come check out this summer's hottest RAUNCHY PG-13 Rated Horror Film!

>Jack Reacher 2: TRASH
>The Mummy: TRASH

Time to hang it up, Tom. You're officially a has-been.

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Who here /litty/?

Jesus Chrisr, the ads looked uninspiring but I was convinced that because Tom and Russ, who say what you will - don't do shit, both signed on.

Can't trust critics, especially today when reviews are basically a retelling of the plot and summation of any social issues from their perspective, but it's still disappointing.

>>83669466
Why is there such a huge disconnect between critics and the FANS?

>>83669466
>>83669601

Its really sad when you think about how fucking easy this whole "Dark Universe" nonsense would be.
>Victorian Era London was pretty much the center of the civilized world so there is plenty of justification to have all these monsters in the same place.
>Dracula and the Mummy both want to take over the world
>The Mummy wants to convert everybody into undead slaves to build massive monuments to himself/herself.
>Dracula is the slightly better option because he needs the humans alive and genuinely believes the world would be better with him in charge. His origin movie would establish that he thinks of himself as the protector of humanity.
>Lower power monsters are pawns in the game.
>Keep the atmosphere heavy and dark, keep capeshit in capeshit.
when does hollywood send me my check?

It's probably just retarded people that think she should be black. Niggers have no culture or history so they steal it from others.

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>>83669466
>that one review that shills for Wonder Woman after trashing this shit
top kek, and faggots tell me DC shills aren't real.

So what attempt is this at starting a Universal monster universe? The Wolfman failed, iFrankenstein failed, Dracula untold failed, and now it looks like the Mummy will fail. Any I forgot?

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http://www.comicsbeat.com/review-dark-universe-is-dead-on-arrival-with-the-mummy/

>>83669466
Meh, I have a couple of hours to waste tomorrow - will see.

Obviously reviewers are intentionally shitting on every movie competing with WW.

>>83671125
>The Wolfman failed, iFrankenstein failed, Dracula untold failed

None of those were supposed to start a cinematic universe, though.

>>83671139
>Comics website shilling comic book movie
Hmmm

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>>83669745

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>>83670928
>Victor or some direct relative to Victor makes and sells obedient reanimated super solders to world powers as part of his scheme to build a global empire

>>83671165
Wolfmana nd Frankenstein weren't, but Dracula Untold was.

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>>83671165
Dracula Untold was supposed to start off the Dark Universe.

>>83671177
>The Prussian Government has captured the fugitive Victor Frankenstein and force him to create more Creatures while the original Creature searches for his chance for revenge.

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>>83670286
>president of the united states does cultural ritual of country he's visiting for the first time like every other president has
>WTF THE GUY WITH 5 JEWISH GRANDKIDS IS NOT A NATIONAL SOCIALIST?!?! IVE BEEN DUPED!!!!!!

/pol/tards are so autistic

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>>83670595
>Tom is a Xenu God and lowly curse from false religion of pagan shitters have no effect on him, but Brendan is freed from it.

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>>83670595
>2020
>Brendan is now the most accomplished actor in hollywood's history
>1.2b$ net worth
>became legend in 2019 for winning nine oscars for a single role
>also governor of California

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>>83670928
I honestly don't see why they didn't jump straight into a Monster Mash film. All of these monsters are well established in popular culture and don't need set up movies. If the Monster Mash became a box office smash then you could do solo films.

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>>83669466

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>>83671645
What if I told you that curses are real?

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>>83671337
>like every other president has

Trump is the first President to visit the Western Wall because he is the most pro-Israel President in American history you pathetic delusional cuck.

>>83671715
>Trump is the first President to visit the Western Wall
Wot

>>83669466
How early does Jake Johnson's character die and how.

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>>83671293
>wolfman plays the most noble monster as he is not motivated my greed, power hunger, or revenge but rather his struggle to regain his humanity and/or to find acceptance in a cold misunderstanding world.

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>>83671710
>Trying to curse godlike Tom
Waste of time.

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>>83671745

What is the problem?

Spoilers.

Tom Cruise and Jake Johnson are soldiers who find the Mummy's tomb. A hot blonde scientist shows up to retrieve the tomb, but their plane gets caught by a swarm of birds. Cruise saves the blonde and miraculously survives the crash.

As it turns out, the tomb holds an egyptian princess who swore revenge against her father after being denied the throne. She made a pact with the god of death, Set, to get supernatural powers in exchange for finding a vessel for Set, but got foiled and mummified. Now she has chosen Cruise to be the vessel.

Cruise is cursed and can't die. He meets the blonde's boss, Dr. Jekyll, who runs a secret organization that captures, studies and destroys monsters. The Mummy manages to escape and begins playing mind games with Tom. As it turns out, she needs to retrieve her mystical dagger in order to complete the ritual and turn Cruise into Set. Cruise and the blonde fall in love as they search for the dagger. Johnson dies.

Cruise and the Mummy are both recaptured by Jekyll after Cruise gets the dagger. Jekyll plans to kill them both. Cruise steals a serum that Jekyll needs to take, causing Mr. Hyde to emerge and kick his ass. The Mummy escapes again and chases Cruise and the blonde to an underground temple, where the blonde dies. Cruise fights the Mummy but gets his ass kicked. With no other option he stabs himself with the mystic dagger and becomes the vessel for Set.

Cruise kills the Mummy by draining her lifeforce and revives the blonde, but tells her they can't be together because he's now the god of death, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition. The blonde later tells Jekyll that Cruise may now have the power of a monster, but he still has the heart of a man and will find a way to fight the darkness within and "others like him". Jekyll remains determined to catch him.

Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.

>>83671715
>Trump is the first President to visit the Western Wall

liar

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>>83671715
>/pol/tards are this brainwashed

>>83671234
>>83671242
Nope. It was already in production when the Dark Universe idea came around. They did add a stinger so they could add it to the Dark Universe if it was really successful, though.

>>83670857
Mission: Impossible 6 is already in the works and and Top Gun 2 staring Xenu Cruise is also reportedly in production. I wouldn't write that midget off just yet.

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>>83671816
If you don't remember the Obama at the Western wall pics then you've gotta be a tourist

>>83671787
>Sacrifices self fighting the mummy/Dracula as his last attempt at finding redemption and under peace with what he is.

>>83671773
>>83671819
How does Johnson die?

>>83671923
Inner peace*

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>>83669601
Good, fuck them for going with this mindset. How fucking hard is it to make stand-alone horror flicks with the classic monsters and then go balls to wall crazy in the 'Avenger' sequel. They're not comics where the settings have to be connected other than taking place on planet Earth. Cinematic universes are a cancer and makes the movies feel like trailers/pilots for tv shows that will never come out.

>>83669466
This is hardly news.
Another shit reboot used as an attempt to start another cinematic universe no one asked for.

This shit was destined to fail

Not surprised at all. Even the trailers for this look like generic as fuck schlock.

Ooooh scary mummy. But yeah yeah yeah, we all know what'll happen.

Tom will do a few breath taking stunts probably, and he'll win the day and kill the mummy (but set it up for sequels at the same time)

Who cares?

>>83671177
>>83671293
>>83671787
>>83671882
See, this is some slow-pitch shit and Universal still struck out.
>There is nothing more depressing to me than the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot tour.
>That first bit where they show the posters for their great movies over the years
>Starts with The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>Ends with fuckign Minions

>>83669466
serves them right for casting too many white people.

>>83671906

Obama wasn't President then you fuckwit.

And since he took office Obama triggered Israel like no President in history.

>>83671946
Cruise shoots him in the first act after he gets bitten by a magic spider that drives him insane and causes him to kill their team.

>The Mummy is going to be a threat and destroy WW
>Based Tom
>...
Is /tv/ ever right?

>>83672194
wtf I love obama now

>>83672241
I don't get this "/tv/ BTFO" meme. People have said this movie looks terrible and was going to bomb since the first trailer. People also said that WW was going to get good reviews too.

>>83670286
8 years
My brain hurts a lot
8 years
That's what we got!

>>83671819

>making Dr. Jekyll be the head of this monster hunter shit instead of some decent of Van Helsing

If Universal is going to try to pull this retarded shit, they could at the vary least try making it somewhat sensical and consistent.

Great job reducing the tragic dictonomy between Jekyll and Hyde to "Dude im a little meaner and have super powers now"

>>83672746
Descendant*

>>83672746
Hyde actually does want to rule the world. That's why Jekyll created the monster squad in the first place.

>>83672141
Doubt the stunts will even be that impressive. There is lot of obvious green screen and dodgy cgi action in the trailer. Makes more sense to just wait for the next Mission Impossible or the Edge of Tomorrow sequel if you want solid Tom Cruise action.

If universal want to relaunch their golden era monsters they should just make some horror films, not bland action adventure tripe.
Guarantee it wouldn't cost nearly as much as this and fans of monster films might actually be interested.

>>83670625
Pre-rotten tomatoes movies are from an era when critics were a lot less homogenized. They didn't know they were just going to be an approval percentage back then, and their livelihood was not dependent on picking the right times to go with the flow or be contrarian. Many, many movies that are 80+ on RT would be 50-60 if they were made before the site's creation.

>>83672194
wtf i hate trump now?

>>83672944
Ohh
Only thing I got from this is that Russle Crowe trailer

>>83670111
Did he use speech-to-text to write his review?
>forbes
Doesn't surprise me

>Hyde is just Russel Crowe with a DBZ glow

How do you fuck up this badly? Morons.

So what's going to be the next "universe" of movies?

>>83673292
There will never be a non-capeshit successful one.

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>>83671819
Haven't seen the movie but I think we've already seen this Russle Crowe character before

>jack reacher too
>now this

Is Thom Cruise, dare I say, finished? Is he getting senial in his old age, unable to pick good roles like he used to?

>>83669745
>The original Mummy

Oh, I doubt that strongly

>>83670111
I means he's seen very few Tom Cruise movies.

>>83671819
>that whole shit
Why are they even making a cinematic universe out of this? I mean, the Mummy isn't even the focus of this Mummy movie. Seriously, there's nothing here to be really expanded.
And this shit is so simple, too. Have Van Helsing be the head of SCP, have your Iron-Man character be Wolf Man since he's always been a good guy, AND HAVE THE FUCKING MONSTERS APPEAR IN THEIR MONSTER FILMS.
FUCK.

This is Sony-level incompetence.

>>83673443
Don't forget how Edge of Tomorrow bombed.

>>83671946
He is beat to death

>>83669907
You're wrong
He prefers the DCEU

>>83670760
No joke, James Rolfe.

Good. I like the Brendan Frazier ones. They're campy fun. This shit looks like it's taking itself way too seriously

>>83670286
t. Antifa

>>83673640
That movie is getting a sequel and had great reviews.

>>83676002
But it did terribly at the box office.

>>83670664
>>83670699
>>83670702
>>83670778
Are you retards seriously going to praise any film that has a low aggregate score on RT? It's not as if anything shown in clips and trailers made this film look so promising that a negative score would be so surprising.

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>this is Tom Cruise now

FUCKING BASED

>>83671174
57 > 27

>>83677046
This looked promising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1jg5YlQuT8

>>83677046
Scientologists have been shilling Tom Cruise for the past week.

THE JUSTY

>>83671819
>tells her they can't be together because he's now the god of death, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition.
This is fucking hilarious.

Is this the worst recent Tom Cruise movie? Feel like he usually chooses good projects to be in.

>>83677634
JACK
REACHER
TOO

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>Going to see it anyway because Tom is /ourguy/

>>83671819
>Set
>god of death
>when there's already a perfectly good and at least equally well-known and cool-sounding Egyptian god of death, Osiris
deserves to flop

>>83671039
But they do have history
>subservient slavers who enslaved their own to introduce cheap slaves into the Muslim slave trade
They've been cucking themselves since the beginnings of ancient civilization

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Is it over for Tommy?

And I'm STILL going to watch it, fuck you haters.
#TheMummy is in cinemas RIGHT NOW and the fans are loving it.
Sad to see such a real disconnect, I know the crew worked really hard on this: we put in long hours work for us, the FANS!
It's a great movie for the whole family, it has action, romance, comedy; everything!
This is why I love #TomCruise, he makes movies for the FANS, not some candyass jerkoff film critics.
Damn I'm excited to see this movie SMASH the box office, who's with me!?

>>83670928
have you seen Penny Dreadful? it's already been done, and Eva Green shows tits there

>>83678115
I don't know, I see it's rated PG-13. Doesn't seem RAUNCHY enough to piss myself.

>>83678115
Haha, right back at you, ano! It's the perfect family film with various funny characters, gripping action, breathtaking romance and, of course, our friend Tom Cruis!
The previous Mummy is a bit overrated in my opnion, but the new #TheMummy is looking marvelous.
Right now you've got a lot of nasty critits who are ruining the fun for potential moviegoers and families. Giving the super cool kino very low scores, but don't let them distract you from the fun. Me and my friends are going to crack open a lot of cold ones to it!

>>83678230
ohhh boy haha, ooh boy
Let me tell you this, #TheMummy is such a great action-adventure movie, and here's the kicker, with goshdawn hilarious comedy!
You will be lucky to escape with just a wet patch on your trousers, let me tell you this, haha
#incinemasnow #tomcruise #litty

Nobody wanted this remake.

>>83678380
Not true, the fans did.
Critics want another jerk-off session over pretentious bullcrap
This is too raunchy for them

>>83678380
nobody wanted the fraiser version either but alas

>>83678096
He has at least another 20 years at the top.
Cruise will have ruled the Box office for 40 years before he retires

>>83669730
He'll be fine he's got a lot of shit ahead of him
Plus he's done way more shit than just MI

>>83673640
Emily blunt is so hot

Should be her getting praise and not gadot
She's got great bulk, beauty, and an acting range

>>83678423

What fans?

>>83678624
he's memeing.

It's a parody of The Rock reacting to critics reaction of Baywatch

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>>83669466
We won

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>2017
>Watching The Mummy
Ha!

>>83669632
>>83669466
Fuck D.C. And feminist propaganda! Wonder Woman going down!

>>83669466
inb4 tom cruise inherit's brendan's curse

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TSUJ

>>83669772
I mean this as honestly as possible,kill yourself.

>>83677908
Osiris is a hero in Egyptian mythology...

>>83670664
This
The Cruise can't lose

Probably because they made the mummy sexy and not a nigger.