How does a fat old man score Sofia Vergara?

>>83667050
Confidence and money and its a TV plot so it doesn't matter anyways.

>Why do ugly people date each other?

>>83667050
the browner races are less choosy

>>83667050
By scoring four touchdowns in a single game

>>83667050
She's a annoying spic that can't even speak english. Why do people find her attractive?

>>83667746
They overlook all that for that sweet dumper and those milkers.

>>83667746
Boobies. Milf fetish.

>>83667050
Because he's fat old man who worked hard, accomplished things in his life, and doesn't sit around posting memes on a Albanian bass-fishing forum.

>>83667746
If you ignore her annoying voice and accent she has a literal 10/10 body. You could just put a ballgag on her so she can't say a word while you bang her ass

>>83667050
Are you fucking retarded?

Money and success.

Those are actually the main things women are attracted to and even if you're the ugliest fattest motherfucking on the planet, as long as your loaded it doesn't matter.

Another thing to note is she's an immigrant and a lot of regular joes can bang top tier immigrants (or have one imported to you direct for 10 grand or so). They want their citizenship....

>>83667855
Are you kidding me?

I'd love banging her in the ass while she says things like "dios mio" or "ay papi" and curses in her native tongue...

>>83667960
It might be a turn-on for you since you don't speak Spanish, but I'm Spanish myself and it would be real cringey for me

Hell I can't watch porn if they speak and talk dirty in Spanish, it just feels weird

>>83667050
He is rich and from USA.
She is poor, from mexico and have child already.
Not best material to be honest, even with her looks.

>>83668056
what a fag. that shit is a huge turn on.

It's almost like women are attracted to money

>>83667050
As everyone has said, he's a guy with money banging a 3rd worlder. Happens all the time.

Honestly, he could do quite a bit better than her really. He could have a fresh faced 18 year old Mexican, South American, or SE Asian just as easily....

>>83668056
Same for my native language

>>83667354
She's of German descendants.

>>83668109
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sY2cIQYObM

>>83668065
O honestly I've seen well off white guys marry old short, brown skinned Latina-shits with a kid already. White guys are cucks.

>>83668267
>old short, brown skinned Latina-shits
But of course in the TV show about a modern, progressive, diverse family, the Latina wife is a supermodel.

>>83668267
Stop being one then.

>Vergara
>Verga-ra
Verga is slang for dick in spanish

Why do none of Phil's kids look like him?

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>>83667746
dat ass

>>83667746
t. faggot

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>>83669091
He's not the father

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>>83667050
Bad luck.
He could've gotten this feisty vixen had fate not meddled.

>>83667050
>score
>old spanish whore
pick one

>>83669461
is dat mai waifu from brooklyn 99?

>>83669200
Not everyone with a fat ass is 10/10, nigger.

>>83669461
lol no

>>83667050
A fat old bank account. It's a sitcom though so she actually loves him.

>>83667050
phil > jay > fat gay guy > everyone else

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>>83667050
Because most woman like old guys who can provide, especially latinas/mexican ones.

>>83667050
Because the actor is a member a a specific religious and ethnic subgroup.

Trophy wives aren't that rare in real life either.

>>83669091
Ariel definitely looks like him, the boy could have recessive genes from the mom, the one that doean't look like mom or dad is Sara Hyland

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>>83669900
You bet it is.
>>83670098
Childhood is realizing Vergara is shit
Adulthood is idolizing Beatriz

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>>83669138
>I used to stay awake until 11-12pm and watch "Fuera de Serie"
Prime Sofia was the hottest fap material ever.

That show looks so fucking degenerate just from the poster

>>83667746
She's cute and charming you sound gay

>>83667050
To get a green card and his money.

>>83670781
The word is "progressive"

I don't even care about how SJW it is, I just don't find it funny or entertaining in the slightest and sitcoms are supposed to be just that.

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this is for anyone going through no fap

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>>83670363

>>83673032
She doesn't really do it for me frankly.

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>>83673195

its ok, there's a name for the condition you have

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>>83668233
>She's a little immature

She's fucking 19 grandpa are you that fucking dense? Seriously you want someone a bit more mature right then go for someone a little bit older lets say a few decades more older.

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>>83667050
Because he's a Jew and Jews love to self-insert.

Adam Sandler is the biggest offender of this trope.


>chubby, greasy, loser shmuck somehow always has a 10/10 supermodel wife

>>83669268
please not be real

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>>83669268
>closer up

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>>83667746
I wonder

>>83667050
BIG
WHITE
WALLETS

>>83673487
I want to scream into her asshole

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>>83673111

>>83673487

APED

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>>83673195
It's okay anon, these are accepting times, I admire your bravery

>>83667050
this show aged like shit

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>>83673032
There's a reason she's called Sofia Viagra

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>>83670015
Not just her ass

>>83667050
The fat old wallet

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>>83673487

>>83673302
>Ed O'Neill
>jewish
are you retarded?

>>83673487
*BRAAAAAPP*

>>83673982
>there's a butt, so farts
This is why the meme has died so quickly.