>Sorry Rey, it was my wife's son's idea.

>my wife's son

Why is it a thing to say this? Is it supposed to be funny or something?

reminder that only redditors don't believe these leaks

>>83666272
>we are reaching levels of newfaggotry so high that there are newfags who don't even know the cuck memes made by other newfags within the last two years
holy shit

>>83666292
THIS

force sloth is the only interesting thing I've heard about in a new star wars for my entire fucking life

>>83666258
Is that really Hayden Christensen wearing a fucking sloth costume? Jesus Christ.

>>83666410
it fucking better be

>>83666258
Wtf even is that
WHAT FUCKING SLOTH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83666307
>force sloth
You what? That's Unkar Plutt you fucking moron

>>83666926
Plutt is dead. Chewie ripped his arm off in notYodas notcantina.

What is Sloth Anakin's greatest strength?

>>83667287
He can climb trees, gaining the high ground.

>>83667035
Doesn't mean he is dead.

>>83667420
It does mean he has to have one arm though.

>>83666294

Maybe I just never gave a shit about this stupid "meme" before.

>>83666258
What am I looking at? Haven't read the leaks.

Inb4 the legitimately mentally ill retard/actual disney employee arrives to shit up the thread

>>83667920
Luke tells Rey to fight a force sloth that transforms into Anakins force ghost.

>>83667764
Maybe you're just retarded.

Rey's confrontation with the yeti/exploration of the force cave to face her fears is a giant sloth monster controlled by Anakins force ghost. Luke demands that Anakin does it to rustle Rey's jimmies because he is a pessimist, but she is the embodiment of the force so she stays cool as a cucumber about it.

There are also force penguins who functionally replace ewoks.

>>83666272
It's a reddit meme. Don't pay too much mind to it.

Zero Contradictions

>>83667497
>>83667035
That was a deleted scene.

>>83668385
Your life is a deleted scene

>>83667764
You've probably been too busy looking after your wifes son.

>>83667920
>>83562252

>>83669424
So Anakin wasn't the chosen one, it was Rey.

>Endless_trash.exe