What comes to mind when you see this picture?

>>83665543
The female on the right looks too old to be a threat.

>>83665543
Based Space-Brienne literally got shoved into the garbage in the first movie :(

>>83665543
she died

>>83665543
Traitor stormtrooper with the riot stick was the best new order character.

>>83665543
> HELP HELP MY STAR WARS HAS FALLEN
> *look into the camera*

Who thought making the hilt emit lightsaber shit was a good idea? Looks fucking retarded and doesn't make any sense.

>>83665543

Why is he spreading his legs so wide?

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>>83665543
Dr. Erso, I'm CIA.

Chinese knockoffs
>>83665584
that's why she wears the mask

Had I not known better I would accuse it of being boring cosplay

Annie Liebowitz is an overrated hack.

>>83665543
Jesus what an ugly group of people

>>83665543
That the two interesting villains were underused, and the boring one was hyped to be strong, and in the only time we saw him fight he turned out weak.

>>83665543
A long dead franchise that is only still here to make money and NOTHING ELSE, story doesnt matter, quality, acting, etc, NOTHING. Guy on the left I have no fucking clue who he is but he was put there to be Le edgy nazi man xD and to fool people into thinking this piece of shit is remotely similar to the originals.

Adam Driver, do not dislike him, saw him in Patterson and he was pretty good, the dyke on the right was good in Game of Thrones and the only reason she is there is so they can add a silver stormtrooper (more toys, remember? money?) they literally could have made her character CGI.

Its just shit, a shell, a composite made of familiar things that used to be awesome in the past.

Oh and btw I could give 2 shits about the SW franchise, never cared for it but this "movie" was just a big joke.

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>>83665667
Kylo's sabre does make sense, but you don't.
He didn't make it like that because it's "better", I am sure he would take Darth Vader's lightsaber instead of his if he could.

He made it like that because the crystal inside the hilt is cracked and therefore unstable so the lightsaber can't go in one beam so he made 2 vents to the side so it can function properly. It's not like there is a lightsaber factory full of crystals so he can make whatever he wants

And the sabre isn't just for show, it is the extension of his character: highly unstable, crude and amateur build but very powerful. The new design actually has some purpose and meaning unlike Darth Maul's double lightsaber just for the hell of it

>>83665713
Power stance you low test cuck

>>83665983
>He made it like that because the crystal inside the hilt is cracked and therefore unstable so the lightsaber can't go in one beam so he made 2 vents to the side so it can function properly. It's not like there is a lightsaber factory full of crystals so he can make whatever he wants

>being this much of a nerdfag

Some faggot thought "hey DUUUUUDE, what if it looked like an old school sword DUUUUUUDE" and then retconned that piece of nerd garbage you just fed me to explain the terrible decision.

>>83665919
>"dude I DON'T CARE about STAR WARS lmao it's SHIT, a big joke"
>posts probably the fifth essay post today specifically about the new Star Wars and most probably argues daily about literally any meaningless news/promo pic/poster/leak detail that comes out for TLJ

D E L U S I O N A L

>>83666013
>"it doesn't make sense!!!!!1!1!"
>explain why it makes sense
>"dude you're a nerd who cares"

well okay

>>83665667
it's literally a burning cross.

because yknow, dude white people are evil lmao

>>83665919
Then get out of the thread you retard.

>>83666228
Im going to fuck your mother, but first im going to get dubs you fucking virgin.

>>83665543
Disney is Pet Semetarying Star Wars

2 characters literally being
>it's my turn to Star Wars now

the other being a miscast trashlady

this franchise is kill, people just don't realize it yet

>>83665543
Pure unadulterated sadness.

>>83665543
Professional fan fiction

>>83665543
Death by snu snu with Gwen.

>>83665543
I'd forgotten about Brienne even being in Star Wars and I misremembered the end of Ep 7 and thought Adolf Weasley was already dead
At least Kylo's alright

>>83665543
Kylo Ren's album cover.

>>83666257
No, those dubs are mine

normie numale reddit cucks, women, fags, trannies and everything wrong with this world banding together to contribute to the decline of western civilization with one media article at a time
you think it doesn't matter, but it does

>>83666666
HOLY SHIT

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>>83666666
Whoa whoa dude okay, you can have your dubs, but leave a few digits for the rest of us mere mortals, please!

>>83666666
WITNESSED

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>>83666666
>>83666666
>>83666666

>>83665543
femtopia, effeminacy, overly agreeable nostalgic man children, faggotry, bandwagon fandom, synchronized friendly opinions.

>>83666763
Sad!

>>83665543
White people are evil

>>83665543
Take out the meme pose and it's pretty good

>>83666818
>this brainwashed retarded cuck
pitiful

>>83665543
I'm very interested in seeing more of Ren and Hux's relationship. They're an obvious expy of Tarkin and Vader, but there appears to be far more animosity and far less respect between them.

I feel like there will be a quiet, dramatic scene in Episode IX where Ren murders Hux, "Gladiator"-style.

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>>83666666
fucking hell take whatever you want at this point mang

>>83665543

more fan-made star wars

>>83666677
and you're still going to see it on opening week

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>>83666666
EXECUTE ORDER 666666

>>83666666
those are some big numbers

>>83666763
This picture will never not be both funny and horrifying.

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>>83666964

I would do the girl(?) on the right though

>>83666666
>Double Satan

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>>83666666
Nice.

>>83666858
Hux dies at the end of VIII

>>83667202
how can you be so sure? just because some turbo nerd anon told you he works for star wars inc.?

>>83666666
Sign my forehead dude

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>>83665740
You're hard man to find

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>>83666666
>Hand them over Anon

>>83665543
Why this woman in the photo.
She done nothing, no actually she cowardly betrayed all empire after janitor threatened her a bit.

>>83666666
SATANIC
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>>83665543
KINO
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>>83665919
I hate how for-profit companies try to make profits. Who the fuck do they think they are?

>>83665543
All I see is shit

>>83667963
No

>>83665919
le disney boogeyman

>>83665634
This

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>>83666666
Oh my god

>>83666858
>trying to examine a caricature relationship of two ripoff characters
Hahaha is this the ultimate cuckoldry?

>>83665543
Seems like Rosicrucian symbolism to me.

>>83665543

Expensive and bad fanfiction with unthreatening looking villains.

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>>83668066

I miss Hux. RIP :(

>>83667963
Invisible lat syndrome.

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>>83665543
That I like those three actors better than these three actors

>>83668066
>>83666666

hes the god of 6

>>83665543
Incompetence

>>83668587
Oscar Isaac is based though

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>>83666013
I enjoy how Kylo treats his lightsaber like it weighs 20 pounds

The whole Rob Roy/Braveheart style chopping action is probably the most clever addition new Star Wars has made to the franchise

>>83665543
Where can I get those boots the guy on the left is wearing?
t. /fa/

>>83668651
>Oscar Isaac is based though
You know I'm not even going to disagree with that but I'm still going to assert the bad guys win the 3v3 comparison

>>83668137
Sounds like you have cuckoldry on the mind, friend. Chad fuck your girl back in high school?

>>83668651
I like Oscar Issac as an actor and he's been in some excellent films but Poe is still boring as all fuck

>>83665543
Bane?

This moron is a "method actor" who refuses to hang out with Mark Hamill to stay in character. As if anyone was taking his character seriously. He's tamper throwing stupid nerd who got beaten by an untrained little girl.LOL

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>>83665543
>Stormtroopers are not supposed to take off their helmet.
>Sake of strong female character, have her show her face.

>>83666666
thank you satan

>>83665543
that I've grown out of star wars

>>83669493
She shows her face for marketing purposes but in the first movie it isn't shown at all. It's possible that they will continue that trend in the next one, but maybe it will get knocked off or as the FO continues to disintegrate she will remove it, showing an evolution of character that parallels the changing atmosphere.

or whatever. silver boba fett there to sell toys amirite

A tired franchise that should have been laid to rest years ago.

>>83666763
wtf I love white trash readheads now

>>83666666
stunning, but check mine

>>83669777
kek very nice

>>83666013
>Kylo is an inept loser who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, his lightsaber being a jury rigged piece of shit reflects this, and the unstable blade signifies his fiery unpredictable emotions

DUDE WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MAKE IT A COOL DOUBLE BLADED LIGHTSABER LIKE DARTH MAUL THAT WAS SOOOOO BADASS

>>83669777
Lucky Sevens is pretty nice, but you can't beat Double Number of The Beast

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>>83666666
>>83669777
>>83669800

>>83669777
In any other thread this would be impressive

>>83669493
x-xenu

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>>83669444
But that's exactly what his character is, so doing that is perfect.

Also it's nothing new or special in terms of acting to deny meeting someone to have their first genuine interaction on-screen (especially considering Kylo didn’t see Luke in a decade or two), it's just the media that immediately attaches it to WOW CRAZY METHOD ACTING TECHNIQUE WOW OMG WHAT A FEAT

>>83670121
Real actors have no problem faking surprise at viewing someone they haven't seen for a long time. Hacks and morons will resort to "method acting" bullshit.
Have you seen Jared Leto in SS? That's what method acting makes you look like, a total retard.
Heath Ledger in Batman didn't do method, it was just a publicity stunt, her sister said all these stories about him straying rceluse for months was bullshit.

>>83669777
Very nice attempt, young one. Bold to challenge the Beast himself.

>>83670383
Yeah his HH's suicide was a false flag, too.

>>83670383
He just refused to have a one on one meeting with Mark Hamill, there is no "crazy isolated method acting" going on, it's just the media pumping it up like always.

>>83665543
Mostly how much I regret pirating the last two. Good god were they shit.

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>>83665543
Autism.

>>83665543
"Gwendy, I love you. Press your blonde beaver against my face"

>>83665740
Vastly improved

>>83669493
Daisy is LITERALLY perfect

>>83670851
Turbo autists can't imagine that maybe he wanted to be doing something other than having lunch with Mark Hamill. He's doing a job, he's not obligated to be friends with all his co-workers.

As far as method acting goes, this is the most basic shit. It's not crazy antics comparable to Jared Leto. Mark wasn't bothered at all but nerds whiteknighting him decide to get assblasted.

>>83665543
he is going to cut his own thumb off

Phasma is a massive jobber.

>>83665543
white ppl are nazis

>>83665543
Half decent cosplay of fanfiction characters.

>>83665543
... hope

>>83665543
>let's get the ugliest white people humanely possible to be the faces of the evil white supremacist space nazi regime being fought off by our hero women, minorities, and queer characters

Star wars was a mistake

>>83666666
HAIL

SATIN

TWICE

>What comes to mind when you see this picture?

The white guy on the left is about 6'3" in real life, the guy in the middle is about 5'10", and the female is an amazon as we all know and she stands at 6'4" so what comes to mind is the fucked up perspective of the entire shot overall.

The actress towers over both those pissy little fucks but in this image she's shorter and with a minor stature which is of course absolutely false in reality.

>>83672996
Adam Driver is 6'3 I think thats why he is in the autistic powerstance. Maybe the redhead is a manlet?

Unattractive people.

>>83665983
Shut up you stupid faggot

>>83673484
All of them are around 6'3.

>>83665543
a bunch of incompetent idiots

>>83665543
nigmode

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>>83666666
you took 3 of them you greedy fuck

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The good characters are so shit that they feared the bad guys would take all the spotlight, so they made them ugly as fuck.

>>83673937
they are respectively
>6'1
>6'2
>6'3

WTF i hate white blonde women and christian crosses now

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>>83674215
>when Kylo took off his mask

>>83665543
I wonder how far back is Brienne standing in this shot with her 7ft tall ass?

That it makes sense for him to get his sabre hung up in his bouse. These characters (although cool in their masks) are retards.

Evil white people

>>83665543
Did Phasma have a stroke?

damB captain PHASma looks LIKEe DAT???

>>83665543
All three of these characters are the most inept bad guys we've ever seen in Star Wars.

Guy on the left invested everything into a third super weapon. Bigger than the other two. Because that always works so well for the Empire. He probably bunkrupted them and now they have no resources left.

Guy in the middle is able to stop a blaster bolt with his mind, but throws temper tantrums like a three year old and gets he ass beat by a not ir and a noob, neither of whom had never held a lightsaber before.

And then we have chrome tits. This stupid bitch had ONE JOB: make the storm troopers loyal. She failed in the most spectacular fashion possible. That failure caused them to lose everything. And then, as if that was not enough, she gets easily captured inside her own base, offers ZERO resistance to interrogation, and explicitly tells the enemy how to destroy their ultimate weapon and kill millions of Imperials. What a fucking coward. No Wonder she didn't inspire loyalty or courage. Then she gets thrown in the trash where she belongs. She probably pissed her pants too.

>>83667797
Why did they walk so far?

>>83665753
shes a big girl