>Out tomorrow >Still no reviews Uh oh.............

I predict 36%

>>83664037
Is The DUCU going to end before it even began?

They've received The Rock's message: the time of the uprising is nigh, no quarter will be given to critics.

>>83664407

I am out of the loop

What are these rock jokes?

>>83664477
You mean you haven't seen the SMASH HIT of the summer? Are you ready for RAUNCHY comedy? Are you ready to PISS your PANTS?

>Directed by Alex Kurtzman

It's dead Jim.

>>83664477
>He isn't Litty

>>83664537
>Kurtzman

Huh, is that German? Is he a German director?

>>83664617
>Kurtzman was born and raised to a secular Jewish family

Nope

>>83664037
UH OOOHHH..........................

>>83664798

CRUISE IS FINISHED

Will it take the #1 from Wonder Woman?

sofia boutella should have been wonder woman

>>83664896

It's possible but WW has to tank over 70% second week, mummy is only projected for $30m

>spelt the mummy, not mommy

had fucking MAD are americans right now?

>>83664949
That was awful anon. Never do that again.

>>83664929
Is that the latest projection? Because it was 40 million the last time I checked

If it really is 30 million it won't top WW

>>83664309
way too high. 14%, with a fresh rating from Armond.

>>83664477
The "Rock" lost its marbles on twitter when he found out that the new movie he made wont hit projected revenue.
Then proceeded to argue with people how everyone that wont see it is being retard(figuratively).

>>83665480
I cant see a Cruise movie getting less than 30%. Say what you will about the psycho but he still brings it to every role.

>>83665491
>The "Rock" lost its marbles on twitter when he found out that the new movie he made wont hit projected revenue.

what did he say specifically? I'm more curious than I expected to be

>>83664309
49%

Screencap this

>>83665529
let me see if I can find the tread in the archives.

>>83665529
you missed his meltdown? it was hilarious, fucking crybaby is not used to being a failure that he was implying everyone who didnt liked his shit movie are idiots

>>83665502
>he still brings it to every role

That's the problem. He's *shit*. Not that the idea of Tom Cruise becoming a "major action star" because all of his contemporaries have chucked it up doesn't raise a dry smile.

>>83665576
Your grammar makes my eyes want to bleed. You have just lost the internets Good day sir.

>>83665563
>you missed his meltdown?

somehow I managed not to know he was even having one. probably because I'm not sympathetic to his position and think of him as having a crass, pushy attitude that deserves to be rewarded with reversals

>no Brendan
it's shit

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>>83665597
>Your grammar makes my eyes want to bleed.

You're in no position to make this sort of claim, anon.

>>83665529

it won't let me link it but just google search "the rock twitter metldown" and the site is moviepilot

>>83664037
Why isn't the main actor a female?

>>83665563
The guy literally has succeeded at everything he has tried. I don't think he takes the concept of him failing so well.

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>>83665638
I don't think it's possible to be more right about this.

>>83665576
>>83665621
Fucking proofread or something god damn.

>>83665529
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83217263/#83217263

Apparently this is not the whole story the whole thing originated on /fit/

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>>83664037
BREVENGE

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>>83665654

>>83665654
because the issue's one of dwarf rights

>>83664336
wouldn't this be the third time it happened?

I heard I, Frankenstein and some vampire movie that everyone overlooked were both supposed to "kick off" the CU, but were both scrapped because they bombed

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Baywatch is great, great movie. Fucking meathead.

>>83665642
actually he just did make that claim so piss off

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>>83665817

>>83665803

FAKE?

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Will Cruise's weight save "THE MOMMY"?

>>83666106
>also pictured The Rock(actor) in the background

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>Running himself in the age of cut-cut-cut kino
Absolute madman.

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Can anybody stop him?

>>83664037
theres a summary thread if you guys are interested >>83666055

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ITS STARTING

ITS FINISHED

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>>83666442
All these faggot critics will try to sink Tom on the basis of his religion. And they'll fail - they always fail.

>>83665803
Can confirm. Watched 3 times and loved it.

#LITTY

>>83666442
>top critic
is there a more worthless title in human history

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>>83666442

>>83666505
Hey he worked hard to earn that title.

>>83666240
>running in place to appear taller
when will they learn?

>Review: Dark Universe is dead on arrival with THE MUMMY

>Universal's new shared universe gets off to a dreadful start

>I had some awfully low expectations going into this, but holy cow did they blow right past them and into the gutter with this production. This coming weekend, if you get the urge to go see this, do yourself a favor and purchase someone in your life a ticket for Wonder Woman instead. That will be a far more enriching experience.

HAHAHAHA ITS DONE

>>83666548
>shitposting in your pajamas is hard working
go to bed Stephen

>>83666621
learn how to greentext m8

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>>83666621
>ITS DONE
>Tom Cruise

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>>83666629
Seriously though,I would love to write shit for some comfy check.

>>83666621
>Universal's new shared universe gets off to a dreadful start
>Dark Universe is dead on arrival

Nah, the DCU was fine after MoS. Universal will be fine.

>Damage control already starting

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>>83666621
>do yourself a favor and purchase someone in your life a ticket for Wonder Woman instead

>>83666719

Not really, they already tried this shit with Dracula Untold

It sucks

>>83666621
They are shilling WW even in a review of another movie? Damn, do these critics have no shame whatsoever?

>>83664929

damn, looks like the cruise is getting bruised and universal's monster universe is dead on arrival (not that it already wasn't with that godawful dracula movie they already decanonized)

>>83664675
>People can't be German and Jewish

>>83665758

i, frankenstein had nothing to do with it. that was some shitty comic book or novel adaptation or something. the dracula movie was supposed to kick it off though and they basically disowned it.

>>83666804

It's kind of a shame, they have some talent signed up.

kind of makes them look like idiots to announce so much when their first movie was doa

>>83666366
>chaos god
kek

He knows exactly what he is doing. Trust in Tom -- literally /ourguy/

>>83664336
Funhaus pls.

>>83664037

the mammy will tank! i cannot wait. thats what they get for doing generic horseshit adaptations

>>83666106
confirmed for old faggot

>>83664037
after learning about scientology from Leah Remini I'll never support another tom cruise flick again

>>83666463
how much is the church of scientology paying you>>83667136

>>83667340
Cruise is a good actor though and pretty crazy when it comes to stunts.
I dont care if he slaughters goats or believes in a talking dragon that gives hime the power of god, hes still entertaining to watch in film

>they replaced based Brendan with a manlet
No chance.

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>>83667530
>based Brendan
Stop living in the past.

>>83667557
Oh Jesus Christ, I want to kill the bitch that did this to him.
Is he still paying her alimony?

>>83667594
Tarzan has to live off berries and give jane all the boars he kills because he once gave her a circular object.

>>83664949
>british """""""comedy"""""""

The embargo lifts at 9AM PST

>>83667736

Embargo has already lifted

It stinks

>>83667736

I've already seen a few reviews in my timeline

>>83666764
they are bloggers, not critics

>>83665678
damn, she was a qt in the first movie
What went wrong, /tv/?

>>83668127

Shes still hot

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>>83665576
>Not that the idea of Tom Cruise becoming a "major action star" because all of his contemporaries have chucked it up doesn't raise a dry smile

>>83666463
Notice how his front teeth aren't aligned with his nose. Now you will never unsee it.

Will Brendan make a cameo?

>>83666621
>it's shit
>NOW GO WATCH WONDER WOMAN
Wow, the shilling is real.

>>83666442
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUIS-
oh shit

>>83664929
>>83665441
Just checked an Box Office Pro has it at 39 million. Forbes guy expects 40-45 million.

There's a small chance to take the #1.

>>83666520
Maybe he's talking about the original Mummy

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>>83667557
time will JUST us all

>>83666621
Whoa, Warner really entered the shilling game

>>83668440

does it count as a cameo if he's working your local kinoplex as a third job to help with the bills?

>>83667557
He's unjusted himself