A. FUCKING. SLOTH.

FORCE

SLOTH

CRACK

PENGUINS

>>83662595
>>83662602
wut

>>83662632
>he hasn't heard about it yet
Rey's gonna fight a sloth creature from the ocean which will turn into Anakin's force ghost in defeat.

Also there are force-sensible crack penguins on the island.

>>83662666
Hi Satan.

So... it's so not TESB that it's not a Vader vision revealed to be Luke, but a Sloth Monster revealed to be Anakin?

>>83662733
Some anon who claimed he was fired by the Mouse dropped a massive leak bomb. Seemed rather legit desu.

I don't have the link to the archived thread though.

>>83662666
They're combining TESB and ROTJ.

Cracky Pengs=Ewoks
Sloth Monster turning into Anakin=Jabba+the Vader is Luke vision tree scene
Casino Planet/Del Toro=Cloud City/Lando
Water shit+boat-like vehicles=Sand shit+floating boat-like vehicles from ROTJ

>>83662733
>>83662787
83562252

>>83662819

You guys are trying REALLY hard to try to discredit this movie creatively.

Most of those things that you're trying to compare aren't even close to being similar.

>>83662830
>>83562252

>>83662843
Just because you use the opposite of something in the same part of the script doesn't mean you're not copying. It's not clever. It's not creative.

It's the same as when they used the water instead of the sand storm in the Mummy sequel at the exact same action beat as the first movie.

ZERO

CONTRADICTIONS

>the force tree
>sloths live in trees
>ergo it's a force sloth
it fits.

I'm ok with this.

>>83662843
white salty planet = Hoth
AT-ATs battel = AT-Ats battle
Luke gets trained by Yoda= Rey trained by Luke
Luke Bacta Tank= Finn in healing pod
Cloud City = Casino Planet
Lando Calrissian = DJ Del Toro
Lando betrays rebels = Laura Dern betrays resistance