So how often do you watch television by yourself?

>>83662439
What autist makes this shit?

Where's the accompanying Chad Watch chart

>>83662454
the kind who fell for the no gf meme

INFLATED MEME

SELL NOW SELL NOW

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>>83662469
I don't know but I have this

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Sorry but I watch in bed pal.

>>83662471
Return to leddit

>>83662439
>>83662538
Delete this right now

The Virgin Walk one was kinda funny but the rest are these are bad. They got way to specific and lack any of the humorous observations of the "walk" one

>>83662567
The punchline is whatever the Chad version says though, they're the best part

Where are these pictures coming from? Who keeps making them?

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I don't say this often, but these honestly hit way too close to home. Please stop posting them

if you are here the creator of these images can do you do "the virgin fap"

>>83662600
R9k

>>83662600
The original set was made by a /v/ shitposter, that was years ago

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>he doesn't do the Stacie Browse

do you even HRT?

>>83662439
Kys.

>>83662439
This is the best new meme

>>83662439
>Eyes glued to the screen
>Unwavering facial expression
>Only gets up to pee if necessary

As opposed to those chads whose eyes glaze over, look at random places in the room, pull random facial expressions and get up to pee every two minutes?

Is this supposed to make you feel self conscious for not being a tard?

no chad versions son i am disappoint. the virgin ones arent funny post some chads

>>83662673
Virgin detected

>>83662439

I've honestly been feeling guilty about sitting like this for the past couple of weeks only recently due to some discomfort. Thanks for the pit in my stomach.

>>83662673
It is supposed to be bait, literally everybody does at least one or two of these things, virgin or not

>>83662538
Literally me right now but I'm next to my gf who is asleep

>>83662684
Kek

>ads
>streaming

What moron makes these?

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<--- this is how I watch my kino.

>>83662439
i slouch like al pacino

>>83662439
Wow this is almost 100% spot on. although I'm not a virgin. But at this point I probably should be again. It's been like 5 years since I've been laid.

>>83662689
The meme went the wrong direction. The virgin walk one is actually stuff that only insecure people do. This is too general and stupid, and ironically, probably made by a virgin who identified with the original and thought that's what the meme was about.

>>83662439
You forgot mouth open

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>>83662439
I have tons of hobbies.
No I watch a movie or TV episode the full way through.
Where are my eyes supposed to be when I'm watching something?
Face changes on mood of what I'm watching.
I don't blog beverages into my room.
My body is pretty stiff as I sit straight.
I stream or put in one of my movie discs.
I watch and read news everyday.
No I pee when I feel it.
No if I'm watching someone he phone is on the charger.
Again, phone is on charger to be looking at.
No one comes in my room.
No I lean back in my chair, not arched forward.
I watch television everyday with my family.
I lay my neck back, not forward.

>>83662718
t. Hulu

>>83662587
I like the Chad ones because they make the Chad seem like a flaming effeminate homosexual

>>83662756
>Has never heard a song in his life.

Every time.

>>83662756
>Has never heard a song in his life
>Eyes incapable of seeing devices invented after the 1950s

Holy fucking shit

Someone needs to do Virgin vs Chad on the beach. Or the waterslide. Or taking a photo with a girl. Or grocery shopping.

The possibilities are endless.

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>>83662756
>>83662439
>>83662538

Been a while since I've enjoyed a new meme from here. Kudos to whoever makes these.

>>83662538
I do that but I'm not a virgin.

>>83662746
>The virgin walk one is actually stuff that only insecure people do.
Walking fast while listening to music is something only insecure people do?

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>>83662773

>>83662759
forgot hand down pants too

>>83662538
My phone's on 90% though

>>83662691
who's probably ugly as fuck too

>>83662792
No it doesn't, it makes him seem like a fucking alien with inhuman body language and it's great

>>83662439
The walk one was pretty accurate, but all the others completely miss the mark.
>autists not being into politics
>autists not having autistic hobbies
>autists somehow watching things that have ads in them
Pretty much everything is wrong here. Normie imposter made those.

>>83662439
Someone post the one in the kinoplex

>>83662841
The picture states specifically that he's listening to music to avoid conversations, and yes, walking too fast is fucking weird. Have you never seen the nerd walking the hallways with a robotic and speedy stride?

I'm glad this meme is taking off

MOTY(meme of the year)

Still patiently waiting for the "virgin sex" image.

>>83662746
the intention of the meme was always to be general to bait as many people as possible

>>83662948
>walking too fast is fucking weird
It's normal if you are walking to somewhere far.

>>83662983
>Can't get it up from watching too much porn
>Can't cum for hours due to vice grip on cock

Chad
>Literally always erect from pulsating testosterone
>Cums the second he touches a woman

>>83662948
>t. country boy
Try living in an actual city, that's how people walk there.

>>83662997
It's not normal if you have all the other problems listed as well

>>83662669
>>83662826
>>83662966
>>83662958

>new meme

This meme is several years old. You're all obviously too new to remember a certain infamous /v/ tripfag

Do people pee just for fun?

>tfw all of these infographs describe me and I'm not even a virgin ;_;

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>>83662994
I have literally zero of these problems dude. You're making a huge mistake.

>>83663029
You mean awful stuff such as
>wearing plain clothes
>not using hair products
And the like?

>>83663033
It has nothing to do with Quentin.

>>83662922
My friend always goes to the stall. I have never seen him piss at the urinal even if we´re the only people at the wc at the moment.

>>83662439
Everyday like a true patrician

>>83663049
Neither of those things are in the picture

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I really despise seeing you shitbirds butcher a decent original image and pound it into the dirt. The virgin / chad walks were alright, but the rest of this thread is very obviously someone else trying to ape the style while doing it poorly.

I beseech you to stop.

>>83663067
>wears neutral colored clothing, black coats or running shoes
>hair seems to overreact with the wind

>>83662867
I'm doing the same as him but mine is qt

>>83663080
We'll see how far this meme goes. Most of us are too lazy to fire up MS Paint so new content is coming pretty slowly.

>>83662997
Spotted the virgin

People should make virgin and chad suicide

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>>83662439
DELET THIS NOW

>>83663082
The hair one is accurate

>>83663080
Think that's the idea. Someone got butthurt by the original picture and is trying to run it down by making these bad copies. I sincerely hope no one actually finds these funny.

>>83662997
You don´t enjoy a slow walk outside you pleb?

>>83662726
Cute!

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>>83662922
>ear-piercing yelling

>>83663082
It's the entire package of the picture. If you do one or two things the picture doesn't apply to you.

Also you don't need hair products to keep your hair from going crazy in the wind you weirdo

>>83663080
Shut the fuck up /v/eddit.

You're right, but shut the fuck up.

>>83663128
Not when I'm walking to work.

>>83662826
weeb shitter

>>83663120
That's because if you walk outside once a week you tend to wash your head on that exact day. Therefore you hair looks weirdly clean and nice

>>83663152
You don´t enjoy walking to your work pleb?
>obviously kidding. How´s work, buddy?

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>>83662624
The chad ones kill me. It's like chads are cartoon super heros in the artists mind. Fantastic

>>83663056
Sorry to tell you anon, but your friend is a small dick virgin.

are there any countries where watching the news is actually enjoyable?

>>83663204
I do this too and I don't care about dick size at all. Piss just doesn't come out if I stand out in the open. It literally doesn't happen, I can stand there all day. I need a door behind me to piss. It's an anxiety thing, your body won't piss if it doesn't feel safe. What if a tiger jumps on you as you're pissing, you won't be able to react.

>>83663204
I am aware of that. We got drunk with buncha new people and he ran away for a sec with this 5/10 chick. I was like hey, good for you. They kissed and immediatelly after that he asked her if they should tell anyone that they were kissing and that he really really likes her and wanna go out. Absolute madman. We haven´t heard from her since.

>>83662792>>83662923


It's about how different they are. It's to make you feel you can never be a chad (while also taking a bit of a swing at him)

>>83662922
>>83663136
https://youtu.be/96oR_CGxCJQ?t=145

>>83663238
so you constantly fear you´re gonna get buttraped when you´re taking a piss?

>>83662439
Fuck you and your uncomfortably true descriptions of me!

>>83663266
It's subconscious, but yes, if I don't feel safe, I can't piss.

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>>83662439
i tried

>>83663320
i'm the same, i can't piss under pressure. But i also don't want to seem like a huge faggot who won't use the urinal, so i usually wait until i'm about to piss myself before i go. Works most of the time.

>>83663363
>>83663320
>Not just pissing your diaper and then having your mom wash you off with a washcloth and powder your testicles and grundle so you don't get rashy when you get home

kek lrn 2 shy bladder and social anxiety plebs

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>>83662773

>>83663363
>>83663407
Just use a stall. There's always a stall. I don't care if other people think it's weird, fuck em.

>>83663430
>JUST BE YOURSELF BRAH DON'T PISS YOUR DIAPER AND HAVE YOUR MOM POWDER YOUR GRUNDLE BRAH

Get out normie.

>>83663455
>here's a solution to the problem
>LE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM MAYMAY

>>83663500
I already have a solution Norman the Normie, I piss my diaper and have my mom powder me. Now stop trying to push your normie ways on me. You want me to just be myself then tell me to act like someone else. I'd split you in half with my steel if you were doing this in person and not on the internet you normie piece of SHIT.

>>83663354
>beanbag has been shaped into a chair from his posture

fuck I am lolin

>>83663093
kek

>>83664579

lel I always rob niggas like that when they on the same bus as me

I don't know where this idea comes from that sleeping with women imbues you liquid cool. Had my dick in like 6 women and im the biggest loser I know.

>Thread has autosage turned on

ree

>>83663430
I can't even do it in the stall if there's someone else in the bathroom. I've always been pretty neurotic but not socially anxious. No idea how this shit started. Even had a urologist jam a tube down my dick to see if there was anything physically wrong. That wasn't fun.