/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Dougie is complete pleb filter

I imagine Cole and Albert will return to the prison next episode with whoever they were talking about in episode 4. So probably Diane.

Underrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzYfUz5dNM

I freaking love spooky synth music.

Coops coming back next week, right?

There's no way they're doing 18 episode of this autist Dougie shit, r-right?

>>83660593
They did a good job with this. I legit thought I was just seeing things when I first watched it.

>>83660601
Call for help

>>83660601
What's missing from Cooper's parrots that will jog his memory.

FBI, Laura Palmer, Diane, Twin Peaks? We got Agent and case file this go 'round.

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How many episodes until Becky gets raped and killed?

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>>83660601
>implying you don't want 13 beautiful more episodes of dougie

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>83660700
Next I hope. Seyfried sucks. "B-but she's hot", I don't give a fuck.

>>83660689
I figured the lost thing was the room key which is on its way back now

well now, we're not gonna talk about dougie
seriously, some other shit happened in that episode too

>>83660728
I don't. I know he's stretching it out because something really sad is going to happen to him while he's retarded.

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>>83660601
I hope we get 12 more episodes of Autistic Dougie to filter out the plebs and normies.

>>83660593
I love the way his lips moved when he started talking

>>83660875
Um, people's lips move when they talk. Lynch didn't invent that too faggot.

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you know what it is

>>83660496
heh..
the crows feet on this dude are equal to the amount on star wars bunnyfu

>>83660920
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow

>>83660496
I laff everytime.

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YOURE GOING TO BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83661259

Will Maddy return from Montana this season, guys?

>>83661259
MONTENEGRO!!!!

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2:30:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfOE0J23c

>>83661259
maddy was a mistake as a character. having sheryll lee walking around really diminished the impact of lauras death, and kinda broke the 4th wall for me

>>83660920
Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

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>>83660700
I am dead, yet I live

>>83661394
Freshly squeezed

>>83661394
I imagine it every night before bed.

>>83661382
>broke the 4th wall

Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?

>>83660805
>Don't Die

>>83661501
David calm down

>>83660751
She isn't even hot though, especially in this scene. With her eyes so far apart she looks like an alien.

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>>83660496
This was fucking hilarious. He's like a giant baby.

>>83661542
>ayys can't be hot

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>>83661543
Like most Americans today then.

PISSFU IS BESTFU

>>83661501
yes its a very simple concept anon

So the things missing from the Palmer case are the pages that Annie told her two write about the Good Coop being trapped in the Lodge right?

>>83661542
I'm with you there. She took 4th place in mean girls and MacFarlane juiced her up because Lacey Chabert flaked out on Family Guy.

>>83661568
Pretty spot on analysis.

The part about Twin peaks was close to my thoughts, I noticed there was a hermit-like disintegration going on with the town and the young people of the town are worse than the old residents. It's all decaying and getting more unwelcoming.

>>83661646

We can't rule out the bunny.

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>>83661568
>>83661677
>Amerifats are so jaded that they needed someone to spell it out further

>>83661597
So what she constantly talked to the camera or looked at it? The tv screen is the fourth wall fuckstick.

The soap opera lookalike trope was in full effect, not to mention all the weird shit going on. But, no a Laura with black hair, made the illusion of immersion not work for you?

>>83661715
Holy shit you're a retard

>>83661582
METHFU.jpg

>>83661702
Go watch a shitty yuro show and quit riding our American dicks for a fucking fortnight Ian.

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>>83661677
If you want my two cents, it's quite apt that Twin Peaks aired in 1990 and 1991. Then in 1992 Ruby Ridge happened. And after that, Waco and a revenge in the form of the Oklahoma city bombing. That was a turning point, and perhaps an old America now gone with the wind.
It's as if in those few years in the 90s, all the tensions between the people and State finally reached a boiling point. From that point forward, there has always been a lingering hostility between the two, as the State increasingly encroaches on the lives of people who used to live in relative freedom, as if the social contract was torn to shreds, and now only holds by a thread thanks to the complacency of the people and the might of State.

Real spoilers. Not a joke. Not a meme. Read at your own peril.

IT'S ALL A DREAM. ONLY ONE CHARACTER ON THE ENTIRE SHOW IS "REAL."

IT'S ALL A DREAM. ONLY ONE CHARACTER ON THE ENTIRE SHOW IS "REAL."

IT'S ALL A DREAM. ONLY ONE CHARACTER ON THE ENTIRE SHOW IS "REAL."

IT'S ALL A DREAM. ONLY ONE CHARACTER ON THE ENTIRE SHOW IS "REAL."

ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE CHOKED. ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE CHOKED. ALL WOMEN.

IT'S ALL A DREAM. ONLY ONE CHARACTER ON THE ENTIRE SHOW IS "REAL."

Is the Dancing Man/The Arm (same character?) a malevolent lodge spirit?

>>83661780
>State increasingly encroaches on the lives of people who used to live in relative freedom, as if the social contract was torn to shreds
lol not really we have more guranteed protections now than at any other time in the us

>>83661730
I mean he's being retarded but how the existence of maddy "Broke the fourth wall" still hasn't been explained.

I don't see how anyone can say that unless they just don't understand what the fourth wall means.

>>83661780
is there a dumber group of people than libertarians?

>>83661730
you got btfo

losing your suspension of disbelief is not the same as breaking the 4th wall

>>83661843
Fuck off commie and/or bootlicker

>>83661820
Guaranteed protections...
But is it not the case that in the past small communities, especially the likes of Twin Peaks, could live autonomously, self-governing, self-policing, self-sufficient in many ways besides the obvious inflow and outflow of goods and peoples? And what about today, do they still have those luxuries?


>>83661843
Is it dumb to want to preserve a part of life that your ancestors took for granted, but that now in the modern world is becoming increasingly difficult to protect?

>>83661830
no i meant more indirectly, having the same actress play multiple characters just reminds me im watching a tv show, and seems weird when the entire show revolves around a town losing that specific face.

>>83661543
I'm pretty sure we go on about this every thread but man I love kyle maclachlan this series. Acting with only your face and no dialogue isn't easy but he does a great job. Like you can see really clearly when he's dougie and when he has those flashes of coop.

>>83661818
More like neutral, the dopplegangers are the chaotic-evil ones. Imo the normal versions wanna keep the lodge balanced, while dopplegangers just wanna fuck shit up.
I wonder if there exists a white lodge version of them.

>>83661895
Okay but like the guy said before, that's not what the fourth wall means.

>>83660700
George Lucas detected.

>>83661874
>>83661863
lmao what are you retards talking about? libertarians literally believe in allowing industries to entirely regulate themselves. we already experimented with that during the industrial revolutions of the world and it was catostrophic every single time. so, so dumb, like babies
>statist
ah yes why would we want things like the SEC and consumper protection bureau when we can just trust corporations to have everyones best interest at heart? Why regulate education when we can just send our kids to McDonalds Academy?

>>83661820
>we have more guranteed protections now
check your privilege, white boi

>>83661843
>implying he's not a neoliberal

>>83661863
>bootlicker
do you understand how democracies work? you'd think you'd want the institutions that are directly answerable to the people to have some oversight over the industries that exist to exploit you...

When that guy actually really liked the green tea latte was pure LynchKino.

this is example of bad directing
>showing autistic Cooper for several episodes

Alright we get it MOVE ON WITH THE PLOT OLD FART

>>83661993
Really convinced me he had the best drink in the room.

>>83662010
L Y N C H E D

>>83661940
It never ceases to amaze me that someone who recognizes the utter depravity of human desires in free markets somehow thinks it won't happen once these people end up in government.

>>83661910
>More like neutral
That makes sense. He doesn't seem to want to help or hinder any of the humans - just present riddles to be solved, speculated about, etc.

Bob is undeniably chaotic evil, Mike is neutral-good, and the Giant is lawful good.

>>83662012
Can a green tea latte really be called "Damn Good". Also that is another word that Coop repeats that is related to his old life. FBI, Agent and Damn Good.

>>83662055
Not FBI. I meant Case Files.

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>>83662010

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>>83662055
>>83662012
>>83661993
>This show is like the green tea latte. You think you wanted coffee (the same old), but you get something new/different and end up loving it even more

>>83662084
Nice.

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>>83661940
>you talk about the adverse effects of capitalism
>I talk about the adverse effects of big government

I'm aware of the madness of unbridled capitalism, my man. But most political elites today what just about the same thing in any case: open borders, unlimited immigration to fuel GDP and therefore their bank accounts, free markets that allow foreign investment to buy up all the companies and ship the jobs oversees, etc., etc. We all want a government that actually cares for ITS people, but of course that can never happen when the (((people))) in power don't share the same interests as the masses.

Anyway, now a mod is gonna warn me for going off topic.

>>83662084
>coffee = black
>green tea = green
>Coop wore black in original TP
>Coop wears green in The Return

Woah

>>83662084
Oh fugg. We've been Lynched

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So I was wondering what the japs thought of the Twin Peaks since I've heard it had a bit of a following there when it first aired and it turns out that browsing 2chan through google translate is rather... difficult. It's a interesting to look through though. I'll post the links below if anyone wants to take a look. The first one is from before the new series started and the second is more recent.

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&prev=search&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=ja&sp=nmt4&u=http://egg.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/tv2/1463664531/&usg=ALkJrhj5rNH0bZqkRjKYfcQFazcJmbAItg

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&prev=search&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=ja&sp=nmt4&u=http://egg.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/tv2/1494585026/&usg=ALkJrhgjuS8egnYI0qNSp8X4f2CQSL5KrQ

>>83662125
The latte shoots that to hell though. The tea would appear creamy white. We do know Coop enjoyed his cups black though.

>>83662084
Awww shit niqqa.

>>83661568
I think this is a faulty analysis of Dougie, some kind of transference onto the character by that poster rather than a genuine insight.

Dougie is a fake person crafted by doppelcoop. Hence the way people even treat him like not a person indicate exactly that aspect of the character. It's not some amazing so-deep social commentary, it's a reflection in the eyes of others of the character of Dougie whom we do not know, since he basically turned into a marble after we met him. We didn't spend a year of viewing time in Dougie's shoes to understand the character in a more literal sense, so we have to understand the character in a figurative sense.

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>>83661986
>governments
>directly answerable to the people

o i am laffin

>>83662152
How fun

>>83662084
Who are you quoting? Does that mean that we were losers when watching the original, but now we hit 29 jackpots and are now winners?

Shit analogy.

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so when they said green tea latte, did they mean matcha latte?

what the fuck is a green tea latte? can someone explain this shit to me?

>>83662084
what a lovely turn of phrase

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>>83662152
>Blackie looked black and white half-sexed but my younger sister Nancy is Latin

What the HECK did he mean by this?

>>83662202
>google green tea latte
>first result is a starbucks page for a green tea latte
>explains what a green tea latte is and what it includes

we live in the future anon

>>83662051
its almost like a representative democracy is accountable to the people hurrr durrrrr its almost like child labor laws, overtime laws, consumer protection laws, work safety laws only exist because the will of the people is expressed through our government duhhh dummmm hurrrrrr

>>83662230
Nice story.

>>83662152
>of the Twin Peaks
>It's a interesting to look
Fuck, it seems like reading all this translated garble has broken my own English

>>83662220
Actually I get the first half, he's saying the black guy in the show looks mixed-race. Still no idea how that relates to his (adopted??) sister Nancy being of Latin descent

Btw, is 'Mr.Oshima' the jap equivalent of 'anon'?

>>83662202

Yep, you got it.

https://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/tea/green-tea-latte

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>>83662228
all i see is lies

If you hate green tea, would green tea pills be a good substiture?

>>83662230
>the will of the people is expressed through our government
even rousseau wouldn't agree with this shit considering a two-party representative democracy

>>83662220
>>83662251
Plebsu, baka.

>>83662266
deep down you knew this to be true. embrace it anon.

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>>83662152
:3

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damn, 25 years later and mike's still a dickhead

>>83662152
Post more.

>>83662202
>matcha
>not a type of green tea

>>83662277
Just use food coloring ya dingus.

>>83662116
next time you vote for your state legislators/governor/representatives it would behoove you to actually explore their policy platforms, then you will realize why this post is idiotic. you want unemployment to go down? fund education. one of the parties supports this. do you want to remove dark money and unlimited campaign donations? Well theres one party that supports that. Retaining a competitive internet? Gee I wonder which party supports net neutrality. you want increased financial regulations so a bunch of wall street cowboys dont keep the stock market in perpetual turmoil? again, one party for that. who wants to invest in burgeoning tech industries and retraining of workers from dying industries like coal? Gee i wonder.
the sheer magnitude of the crippling ignorance of the average 4channer is SHOCKING

>>83662308
?? Mike is the man.

>>83661818
DM isn't The Arm. DM may be the kid that looks like Gordon Cole with a mask... maybe?

The Arm (the dawrf/tree) was evil (is?) but MIKE changed his ways (but still took is share of the pain and sorrow that BOB collected in the movie so the concept of good and evil may not mean much to these "demons"). MIKE's arm used to have a tattoo that linked him (it?) to the higher being/demon/force he and BOB were worshipping/sacrificing people to.

>>83662324
Mike IS the man!

>>83662308
Wrong.

Mike's still THE MAN.

I bet Cooper will snap out of it once he has a taste of this new coffee like beverage shit Starbucks sells.

>>83662308

man fuck you, he's doing that little junkie a service by giving it to him straight. He can either take his advice or cry about it

>>83662322
le captain picard face palm même

>>83662277
Yes, but look closely at the ingredients and method of fabrication.

>>83662298
he got spank the others :3

>>83662321
I read that in Brule's voice.

Maxinum kek xd

>>83662308
it's funny how he called him an asshole because he used to be an asshole himself

>>83662322
Just fucking move to Europe and stop shitting up TP threads.

>>83662308
???

Didn't Bobby kill him in FWWM?

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>>83662152
was it autism?

>>83662152
KEKED

>>83662298
I bet the Japanese penchant for implied meanings really get fuckyfied when watching Lynch-san.

>>83662404
and still is

>>83662330

Before he went nuts, Michael J Anderson had a good interview about his own portrayal of the Arm. I can't remember much so forgive me if I'm paraphrasing but it isn't from Lynch's mouth anyway:

He sees the arm as chaos, it thrives and doesn't care about morality and is just in it for the drama to get its food.

---

I believe MIKE himself is basically a full on good guy.

But here's the thing, people who wore the ring on their left ring finger have died. Is this to force MIKE's arm to feed instead of BOB?

Is this just some game between the arm and BOB?

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best girl so far

>>83662426
No. They killed some handsome drug dealing Canadian. Fwwm prequel hehe... so.. hehe... it's kind of hard.. hehe to kill a main character... hehe

>>83660753
That's just to alert the guys back at Twin Peaks that Coop really is back, because only he could have that key -- it disappeared 25 years ago.
Who knows what is the little golden ball that Coop is missin in his noggin.

>>83662429
was it irony?

>>83662353
>yfw coop snaps out of it when he sees Audrey

>>83662461
I wondered what you was in about and found this. Very interesting.

>Rubin said that the first time he translated a Murakami novel, “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle,” he phoned the author several times one day to nail word choices and correct inconsistencies. “In one scene, a character had black-framed glasses. In another, the frames were brown. I asked him: Which one is it?” I found Rubin’s anecdote revealing. The Japanese language acquires much of its beauty and strength from indirectness—or what English-speakers call vagueness, obscurity, or implied meaning. Subjects are often left unmentioned in Japanese sentences, and onomatopoeia, with vernacular sounds suggesting meaning, is a virtue often difficult if not impossible to replicate in English.

Alternatively, English is often lauded for its specificity. Henry James advised novelists to find the figure in the carpet, implying that details and accuracy were tantamount to literary expression. Is it possible that Japanese and English are two languages so far apart that translators can only reinvent their voices by creating entirely new works?

>>83662536
It's been YEARS since I watched TP proper. I watched FWWM a lot more. Laura says that Booby killed Mike. I just assumed it was the same Mike. Fuck me. Was she only drunk? Having another vision of the future (season 3 maybe Bobby will kill Mike soon)? Was that guy also named Mike?

I've been Lynch'ed...

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>>83662525
Basic as fuck.

<-- Real best girl.

>>83662611
Bobby shot the deputy from the Theresa Banks murder town.

>>83662627
She looks better in motion. Just negress in repose shit in that pic

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>there are literal plebs in this thread whose coffee is acidic and/or bitter

>>83662536
ehhhehe

>>83662708
Jesus Christ the way tat's written makes me think of autismo sonic fan fiction

>>83661449
She's Dayy'd

>>83662627
The best chimp is still a chimp.

>>83660601

We got FBI Coop in the trailers, so it is possible it is not going to be 18 episodes, no.

However, we might all get LYNCHED big time and get JUST 17 Dougie episodes instead.

>>83662742
L Y N C H E D
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>>83660910

Pretty certain he meant the particular kino movement, not lips movement in general.

No one is that fucking stupid.

>>83662760
>However, we might all get LYNCHED big time and get JUST 17 Dougie episodes instead.
We can only hope so...

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>>83661216

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>>83662152
Good taste desu

>>83662708
I usually make coffee only for my self. So I boil it on a stove top. I got super sick from making it too strong and masking it with sugar and cream the first time.

I prefer tea, but due to USA, USA. I thought I had to go balls deep with the strong black coffee meme.

tl;dr: trust an old lady who's been making coffee for 60 years in a restaurant tonmsje a good cup.

>>83662754

fucking edgy m8. Bet you're a real fucking alpha male with your receding hairline, beer gut, and shitting on 4chan all day.

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>>83662847
>Sherry

>>83662847
thats boob size m8

>>83660496
Is it really okay watch this without seeing the 90s one?

>>83662847
Fucking niptripfaggots

>>83662195
No, because his analogy was about tea, not the jackpots

>>83662878
yes

>>83662878
yes, you might want to read The Secrets of Twin Peaks tho

>>83662878
Don't watch it at all. Keep out. The show's full faggot. Only we like it.

>>83662084

I need this screencaped for future refference, like... now.

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I'll have to ask you to stop shitposting.

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>>83662853

>>83662878


yeah but...

why would you want to?

>>83662878
Why now save even more time and skip this season as well?

>>83662940
To be able to avoid spoilers and still shitpost on /tv/ of course!

>>83662852
>not simply going to your local Trader Joe's® and taking their coffee sample daily

Evening gents. Just found this form and look forward to the discussions. "Diane, I think I found some new friends." Lol! See ya around.

>>83662964

but you'd literally be spoiling the 90s version of the show for no reason other than waah I wanna be current. we're not going anywhere.

>>83662969
Enjoy your stay and the fine coffee, newfriend ;)

How to mullet like doppelCoop?

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>>83662298

>>83662992
Heloooooooooo. Lol ;^P

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>>83662010
No.

>>83662992
By the way how do I register this screen name? It's not taken.

>>83663009
>Lynch takes the "Show, don't tell" credo very seriously

This is why he's an icon

I think that all the scenes set in Twin Peaks drag the show down. They are fine on their own but don't really connect with rest of the plot. I'd be fine with episodes focused solely on Dougie/evil Coop storyline and plot moving to Twin Peaks when it's acctually revelant.

>>83662984
It doesn't matter if I watch the current one and or shitpost, once it anything gets popular I will know all about the plot just by other people going on about it everywhere. Just look how the masses reacted to game of thrones and breaking bad (which really wasn't that great). If I cant escape the chatter about it I might as well not have it affect my enjoyment of the show.

>>83663000
Adalia Rose edit when?

>>83663050
Wait for the tea, the fish aren't rutting.

>>83660496
There better be a goddamn payoff to all of this nonsense going on so far. Way too many characters and arcs at the same time, and I just want to watch the Dougie part.

>>83663050
>make way for le king of contrarians

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she can still pull off her crazy face

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>>83663096
>yfw she literally pulled it off in episode 1

>>83663057
>>83663057

Christ it's not that hard dude, take a weekend, get your some some coffee and donuts, and just binge watch the original, you're doing yourself a disservice. I mean it's your loss, do whatever you want. But damn, you're shooting yourself in the foot.

>>83661259
MONTANAAAAAAA

>>83662968
I don't have one of those bro. I had instant, but I heard that it's always bitter due to a cyanide extraction process.

I was on my way to present it to you. I was a little bit behind schedule when my car veered over across the road and I had my accident

>>83663177
Yeah. That was said alright....

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>>83660496
Why is she in the show? Sure as fuck can't act and all she does is sway her hips around.

>>83663038
Ever hear of flaming gays? Faggots and vague never go together.

I think the show has too many band sections. And yeah I read the posts before that they denote the interlude if the entire show is watched start to finish, but I think it's just overkill.

>>83663213


she was in a few music projects with lynch so of course she'd be in the new season.

also, fuck it, that hip swagger can just be an entire episode in itself and I'd still watch this show.

>>83663213
>along with 90% of Lynch's d-list stable of extras and crew turned actors.

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>>83660601
There is literally 13 hours of retard coop left

>>83663247
There's way too much of that going on in season 3. Yeah sure, we all know how Bob came to be as a character and there were awkward performances in the first two seasons, but nothing like what we're getting now.

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>>83662152
>I graduated manga and animation in elementary school
anime btfo by the nips themselves

>>83663254
This is a good thing. Dougie is the best thing to ever happen to this show.

>>83663226
But the music is nice. I never raced to download them and make my friends and family cringe to death. But it's nice to hear some tunes out of my box so to speak.

>>83662084
Quote directly from reddit

does anyone have any ideas what was going on when Laura was lifted kicking and screaming into the 'ceiling' of the Black Lodge in episode two?

>>83663306
/tpg/ ate it up. so you know what that means.

>>83663289
Oh no I haven't hated any of the songs yet, I think they have all fit the mood of the show, but I think they're just too frequent.

They're probably the least contentious scenes insofar as they clearly have no deeper meaning, so it's at best quite interesting that there are so many of them.

>>83662220
Blackie from One Eyed Jacks

>>83663318
We gone done LYNCH'D ourselves, Albert

>>83663316

I have a theory that she "broke a rule" of the lodge somehow and she got the boot to hell or something

>>83663213
Why does she need to be able to act

>>83663269
>Evangelion got accelerated fun as it became the final stage
Is NGE worth a watch if I've never seen any anime before? Accelerated fun sounds right up my alley

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>>83661780
Beautifully put, anon

>>83662847
>Roller Parmer

How can you even be bad at acting?

>>83663269
why do they suck at english so much?

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>>83661993
>5 full minutes of green tea discussion

>>83663373

It's not at easy as you might think

>>83663378
Its obviously translated from Japanese

>>83662847
>Lonet

Lmao

Good taste tho

>>83663378
Because they're not speaking English. It's Japanese straight google translated to English

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>>83662084
Doesn't excuse the fact that we still wanted Twin Peaks and not Lynchs magnum opus of dumb weird shit.

Fuck this Dougie garbage
I'm done with this show

>>83662084
based

>>83663429
see you next week :)

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>>83662934
Isn't that the long-haired guy from MD?

>>83660700
best scene

>I'm not making fun of you.
>I am not in my eyes

WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE ALBERT?

>>83663373
Michael Horse is great for a Native American actor. Most NA actors sound horrible, like they're literally just reading the script like an unemotional robot.

Look up the secretary in northern exposure for what I mean.

>>83663429
L Y N C H E D

>>83663213
>all she does is sway her hips around
You answered your own question

>>83663424
>we

>>83663472
Essentially he meant it was not his intent. But on paper it sounded like it.

who is winning the waifu war?

>>83663519
Zima.

Has Harry Truman been recast or will he be eternally "off screen"?

>>83663519
It's down to pissfu and the sexy beautiful kind nigress of free rides.

>>83663424
>we
Nope

Nothing was going to please the LOL COFFEE AND CHERRY PIE crowd. Lynch was going to do whatever he wanted to do, and I wanted to watch whatever it was he came up with.

>>83663330
>she got the boot to hell or something
Laura's in The White Lodge, that's her doppelganger

>>83663519
Shelly always

>>83663351
Yes. Its good.

>>83663570
The ending of FWWM seems to imply this

>>83663519
Naomi.


Pleb line
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>>83663519
pissfu

>>83663519
Jade the giver of two rides

--------------------
Enlightened post start here

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>Hey anon if the toilet is closed you can always use my mouth ;)

>>83662597
>yfw coop snaps out of it when he sees Harry

>>83663647
Two kinds of women this season.

7/10 plain looking women like pissfu
And weird looking alien women like bell

Lynch is all over the place

>>83663213
she's lynch's muse since the early '2000s. she probably sucks his balls (figuratively and literally) and he probably loves her presence and her hips

>>83661568
i like this idea. it's reasonable and it makes sense, but Lynch just wouldn't care about doing such a thing. Much like people reading into the glass box as serving some kind of allegorical function. His symbolism just isn't interested in being a direct 'commentary' on anything.

>>83663656
It's when he sees Diane. We'll all be Lynched since we have never seen her, but to Coop it's like seeing an old friend. Diane is Laura Dern by the desu.

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>>83663667
which one is this

>>83663713
A Y Y Y Y Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y

>>83663701
>Diane is Laura Dern by the desu.

Most pleb theory ever. Diane only exists in Cooper's head.

>>83661780
>and then the faggot arrives who insists on reading through the lens of their political ideology

>>83663713
A tranny

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>>83663713

>>83663713
I like how Lynch puts her side to that guy with his eyes so close together, so we can see how big is the gap between her eyes

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>>83663713
>>83663213
>>83660700
This can't be a coincidence

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>>83663734
You'll see my boy. Screen cap this and print it out for future pee hole insertion when Dad's right.

>>83662708
>He would really like the David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee House Roast because he would enjoy the flavor of it
Jesus Christ this is hilarious
Is there a video of him saying this?

>>83662084
also remember:
>You can have Frank's, he never drinks his anyway

>>83663775
Yeah he totally did that. He also put a light in the street to show how dark it was as well.

>>83663810
Frank is the kind of guy asking if he can see the 3rd season without seeing the other 2 before.
Also claims to like the show a lot without knowing it a fucking thing.
>I like Dougie haha

>>83663213
Lynch is just like Hitchcock he casts pretty actresses who just fit the image in his head for the character regardless of what their acting abilities are.
In interviews people have said the casting process is just them sitting down with Lynch and having chitchats about their lives.

>>83663734
>Diane only exists in Cooper's head
Then who was in that office in FWWM

>>83663798
no :(

>>83660700
Becky is the new Laura
She is going to get raped by that new guy, Audrey's son

>>83663867
No one.

>>83663888
that would be retarded and if it happens I'll stop watching

>>83662202
Where the fuck do you live?

Starbucks has had green tea latte on menu since 2005.

>>83663898
It was Diane yes. But that was missing pieces. Also how can his head overnight him silicon ear plugs for loud swedes? When he some how has to get his recorded mini cassette to Philly over night so she can hear it?

>>83663898
Dale is eccentric, not a schizo

thanks tracey

>>83663713
I thought they were supposed to look like inbreds

>>83663989
Diane is a healing/coping strategy he uses to get over the tragedy of Caroline.

Lads I like the edgy guy smoking in the bar

Diane is Francis Zach Morgan.

>>83664025
He's the classic Lynch "town psycho"

>>83662084
>This show is like the green tea latte. You think you wanted coffee (the same old), but you get something new/different and end up loving it even more

This is how good art works. It's not what you expected, but you realize it's even better this way. Every artist should aspire to accomplish that.

>Doug-E
>Janey-E
>Son-E

What did they mean by this?

Diane is Coop's partner in non-blue rose cases. He makes the notes, then speaks to her over the phone in his downtime.

>>83664076

CRUISIN DOWN THA STREET IN MY '64

>>83664103
It's six four. You wrote it as sixty four.

>>83664103
They all have AIDS?

OP please make a new thread so I can go to sleep.

>>83664138
As in '64 Impala you dweeb

>>83664138

Well, he did mean it as a '64 Impala.

>>83663351
Eva is rock solid but Utena is the actual Japanese equivalent to Twin Peaks

>>83664167
And pleb below the pleb
When rhymed. Sixty four makes no sense. It's six four or 6-4. You sir necks of basement sound like the granny rapping in The Wedding Singer.

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>>83662708
>La Marzocco's double boiler espresso machines. Every cup comes out the same once you get them dialed in. They are so beautiful, Helen.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/david-lynchs-philosophy-on-drinking-coffee

>>83663351
>Is NGE worth a watch if I've never seen any anime before?

I generally don't like anime, but Eva is my all-time favorite TV show. Definitely worth a watch.

>>83664198
watching utena right now, and can confirm that's bullshit

the actual equivalent is there isn't one

but it's haibane renmei

>>83664257
>La Marzocco

All the high-end hipster independent coffee shops use those.

>>83662847
>Lonet
>Sherry
>roller

ROLLER PARMER

>>83660601
I'm just along for the ride

>>83663177
Now everyone is here, I will make my phone call.
Now, who should I call?

>>83664292

Look up cowboy coffee. Boil it over a fire, then crack an egg into it to engulf and absorb the coffee grounds.

Hipsters use cars. Are we supposed to fucking walk everywhere because they appropriated them?

>>83664378

Order some 'za. Nice and hot.

>>83664378
Yeah. He totally said that....

>>83664378
Any Flesh World qt of your choosing anon, on me.

Do you guys know what Evil Coop did with the phone was called Phone Phreaking? Look it up.

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>>83664378
Call me

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>>83663269
>>83662152
>It is the most lonesome that there is no regular Jack Nance of Lynch work

>>83664460
:(

>>83660601
No, also you're a pleb if you hate Autist Coop.

>>83662152
>Mulholland Drive is a masterpiece
>Straight story is a god work
>Inland Empire is a trash
>I think that the Lost Highway is an obligation, but I guess it seems to be a Returns masterpiece?

>It is said to be limited to Lynch fans, is not it likely to become a boom in Japan like 15 years ago?
>At that time Georgia collaborated, and at any coffee shop do cherry pie
>Was not it amazing?

>>83664524
>>Inland Empire is a trash

Ching chow meins are more patrician than /tv/. /tv/ on soduko watch.

>>83664076

>next episode shows some nice family pictures in the background of Dougie's house
>over the fireplace is a black and white picture of Eazy-E next to an urn of his ashes

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is this canon?

>>83664281
I don't know man Utena gave me some serious TP vibes. Utena moves to this ideallic academy to solve a mystery meets a quirky cast of seemingly lovable characters that over the course of their subplots all have something to hide, shady organizations are up to no go good and all the while there's a bizarre supernatural element in the background that only really explodes on the last episode and movie. Dreams and imagery often take a center stage in the show.

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>>83664457
I don't think he's taking calls.
I know.
I know who to call.

>>83664587

Is /tpg/ canon?

Is Lynch, dare I say, a hack?

>>83664629
On Reddit it is

>>83664650

How dare you.

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>ctrl + f
>no Jeffries, no JUDY

what the fuck guys

>>83664198
There's no western equivalent to Utena
Monster is Japan's Twin Peaks
but really it's Jojo part 4

>>83660496
Alright fellas

New thread: >>83664662

New thread: >>83664662

New thread: >>83664662

>>83664650
*leans into mic*
Wrong.

>>83664076
E3 HYPE NIGGA

>>83664673
Thank fucking God. Night losers

>>83664446
That's not what phreaking is at all

>>83664585
Lynch would unironically do this

>>83664659
>ctrl+f
>at least one match for both jeffries and JUDY
well, guess we're good to go