Oil?

>>83658912
I'VE GOT 40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL ,SON

>>83658912
>who said antything about oil, bitch you cookin?

>>83658912

One of the top five moments in the entire show is when he slaps that caraffe of water over to distract about his getaway. I don't know what it is, fuck, it's GOLDEN!

Golden.

thx for reminding me that charlie murphy is dead

>>83658912
Me and Jed just got back from Africa

Key and Peele really can't hold a candle to this man.

>>83660505
Got a Youtube link?

>>83659448
Uhh... what nations

>>83660505
It was the comedic timing. It's a tense scene, and it feels somewhat serious. Then Chappelle slaps the caraffe over and dashes out, hoping that the spill will distract people. The audience laughs, because black people know someone that's tried something similar or done something similar to that.

>>83658912
THAT NIGGA TRUE TO KILL MAH FATHA

>>83660833
>Dave & Neal > Key & Peele

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>>83660512
At least his sticky was top-tier.

DON'T. DROP. THAT. SHIT.

Pray to God you don't drop that shit.

>>83659448
Like who?

>>83661003
CRADLE OF THE FUCKIN CIVILIZATION

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

>>83661018
Who the fuck said that? Huh? Huh? Like who? England. Japan's sending Playstations. Stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad. Riggity Row is coming. Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation. So, I'm not doing this by myself, and I'm not disrespecting the UN, even though they don't got no army. Go sell some medicine, bitches! I'm trying to get that oil...

A coalition of the willing! I got 40 nations ready to roll son!

>Like who?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

THEY GOT YELLA CAKE

Do i need to tell you what the FUCK you can do with aluminum tubes?

*HOOTIE HOO*

Sanction me with your army. Oh! wait a minute! You don't have an army! So I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up!

>>83661047
That's such a fucking good series of jokes

>>83659448
a coalition of the w i l l i n g

Gay people are getting married folks!

>ominous music

I only drink the finest breastsmilks

>>83660861

https://youtu.be/2Z9Hvo7p8Dw?t=2m34s

I would love to see early 2000's Chappelle do a black Trump sketch.

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CIA NAPKIN

Can /tv/ name the 5 greatest rappers of all time?

>>83661003
never understood the yellow cake part whats yellow cake to black people?

>>83661208

YOU TOO CLOSE MON

>>83661219

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake

>>83658912
this one and the wayne brady one always kills me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em8_DgM0QIk

>>83661238
CORN BREAD

NEX SUMBITCH SAYS SUMTIN BOUT DEM BUSH, IMMA CHOKE HIM, YA UNDERSTAN?

>>83661188

Correction: I had sex with Katie.

>>83661208
Nas
Tupac
Jay Z
Biggie
Em

>>83661238
ooh i see, thanks

>>83661208
slim shady
slim shady
slim shady
slim shady
slim shady

>>83661441

It was actually also a topical joke since there was some real talk about the possibility of Saddam fooling around with yellow cake to make WMDs when they were trying to make up justifications for the invasion of Iraq.

YO CALVIN, IT'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES

>>83661208
because I spit hot fire

>>83661422
>Jay Z

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>>83660906

I don't think other comedians get remotely close to Chappelle in timing, especially in sketch comedy. The turn my headphones up bit was amazing, and it almost entirely works on Daves timing.

my favorite part of this skit is when he calls on a black guy who asks him about iraq and he's like

"Why you doin this man? why you doing this brother"

>>83661545
explain this one pls

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>>83660512
>>83660965
Wait, Charlie Murphy is dead?

>googled it
Fucking hell, man.

>>83661154
>That video is not available

>>83662381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULuHJgCos7A

THE LEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD CAN BE THE MEEEEEANEST BURGER INT HE WORLD
IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAYYYYYY

>>83662573
ahhhhhhhhhhh

I sometimes wonder how many of their references went over my head from my lack of knowledge of older music