>American Gods >That Jesus vignette

>>83658652
I think I now understand what liberals mean when they talk about being triggered.

Based Big J

Shocking as the sight is, killing Jesus (Jewish, Black, White, or otherwise) just doesn't really have that much substance. I mean, seriously, congratulations on killing the guy that over a seventh of the world population believes can come back from the dead in less than half a week.

This was probably just Friday for him.

>>83658652

someone please tell me about the jesus in american gods like what is his father compared to other gods (more powerful, equally powerful) and how was he killed.

This show is for cucks. Dont know how I made it past the giant dong in the first episode. It's a shame, because I liked Hannibal, but if Fuller brings it back I'm afraid it will be cucked too. Somebody needs to slap this idiot for making a show with no substance at all and congratulating himself more and more for advancing homosexuality after every episode. What a pathetic existence where everything revolves around validating himself.

>>83659146
>seeing dicks makes you homosexual

>>83659145
Nope, you have to watch the entire series for yourself and also read the book

NO ONE SPOON FEED THIS GUY OR YOU'LL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH

>>83659145
He literally gets murdered by a border patrolman wearing a cross and with "MY KINGDOM COME" etched into his rifle... while Bryan Fuller masturbates in front to his computer thinking about what a brilliant piece of satire he's just written.

>>83659145

immigrants prayed to jesus who appears to protect them but got shot dead

>>83659228
>spoonfeed

illiterate imbecile detected

>>83659317
>>83659326

thank you, kind anons

>>83659145
>>83659317
>>83659326
>literally a "fuck u drumpf and christians!!1!!" moment

Was that even in the book?

>>83660051


fucking moron


detected

>>83660093
Why are you raging there, pal?
What's with the reddit spacing?

>>83659317
you mean random redneck militias working for vulcan
like how every other episode started with other gods killing new arrivals to america

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>>83660155

What are you bitching about ? That wasn't American Jesus. First episode literally had Wednesday explain there are multiple incarnations of Jesus. Funking relax.

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>>83660200

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>all these dubs
>in a thread about gods

the universe is telling us something.
should i buy a lottery ticket?

>>83659079
Wait, I was sure that it was one Jesus killing another. Or did I get that wrong?

>>83660051
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/religious-people-are-less-intelligent-than-atheists-according-to-analysis-of-scores-of-scientific-8758046.html

>>83659145
already mentioned briefly earlier on. There are several Jesuses, each based on whichever denomination/ethnicity pray to one

I hope that Russian god with the hammer starts showing the america shits who is boss.

>>83661011
But he can't do shit

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>>83661011

>35 minute extremely graphic gay butt fucking scene

>some viewers don't like it

>FUCK OFF YOU SICK HOMOPHOBES! ACCEPT OUR LOVE! EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE GAY SODOMY YOU FILTHY BIGOTS!

What did they mean by this?

>>83661052

he can pummel you with hammer

>>83660792
yeah pretty sure Wednesday in the books talks about meeting and knowing several different jesus's jesuses jesusi?

whats the plural of Jesus?

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>>83661117
>all these dubs itt

why can't i get one?
WHY??????? ;_;

>>83661117
also Crispin Glover has some serious acting chops fuck i hope he gets more work now.
>>83661125
I read it in the book and was okay with it but that fucking shit just would not fucking end.
although show leprechaun calls it right (in the book he freezes to death) "Shame is what kept you from being thrown off a building long enough to make it to america"

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So Mexican Jesus really just died like that?

I figured he'd just end up getting back up and watching over them in America from then on like all of the other gods.

>>83661213
You have to believe

>>83661223
Who freezes to death? The Muslim guy?

>>83661248
Gingerminge freezes to death after shooting up with heroine

>>83661265
That sucks. I like his character.

Did the white Jesus show up yet?

>>83661125

>not skipping past the gay scenes


>>83661232

I don't think he's dead, he probably takes a day or two to resurrect like in the bible.

>>83660051
no of course it wasn't
>>83660679
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html

sup pussy dyel?

>>83661282
>I like his character.
The show has departed from the books he was never supposed to meet dead wife so theres hope

>>83661242
>i get unlucky 13 he gets universal answer 42

but i do believe I DO
the universe hates me ;_;

>>83661125
>excitedly search american gods gay on yt
>guys having sex are ugly
>most explicit gay sex scene fucking wasted on ugly people

what a massively wasted scene

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*blocks your path*
wow Russians really let themselves go after moving to America.

>>83661125
I like how it becomes five minutes longer every time someone posts about it. Can someone time it in the episode please? I'm on my phone.

>>83661633
i think running time was over 10 minutes3 of which was fucking and CG cum

>>83661323

lol 23 is the devil's number

>>83661323
Tough life senpai

>>83661672
>3 minutes of graphic gay sex
>would have been glorious but they use unattractive actors

le sigh

>>83660660

What? Fuck no. I think it's implied Jesus was sacrificing latinos. Look at his shit eating grin as he's "dying".

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>>83661694
>get 13 unlucky number
>get 23 devil's number

i'm doooooooomed

>>83661712

;_;

>>83658652
I'm still mad they wasted a cool concept like Vulcan like that.

>>83661773

you'll be fine bud, chin up

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>>83661811

thank you
;_;

>>83661855

See? All better

so are they going to show mohammed?
or is that too insensitive

>inb4 a priest
islam practically praises him

>>83661918
Of course they won't. They'd spit on Jesus at every recourse but to go after mohammed is another matter entirely. It's like that law in Ontario the one about pulling kids out of homes where faggotry is considered a sin, the law will be applied to only Christians and not to Muslims even though unlike Christianity they're all about killing faggots.

>>83659146
Stop projecting.

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>>83661868

oh! did not notice i got dubs until i saw your reply. thank you, anon! <3 thank you, universe! <3

>>83661414
the bottom was really cute idk what ur on

>>83661918

actually, it's muslims are too sensitive.

christians won't issue fatwas and try to bomb you if you portray christ on tv. meanwhile, they gleefully destroy centuries-old statues of buddha and stomp on statues of saints and jesus in a church (it just happened in a church in marawi city, philippines).

>>83658652
>entire shitstorm about this
>people forget self-sacrifice is Jesus' power

>>83662029
>half-bald
>cute

you must be a pathetically desperate virgin to have such low standards

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Game of Thrones > Breaking Bad > Hannibal > American Gods > True Detective I > rest

you know this is true

>>83661168
Yeah he sid that to shadow on the show that he knows several of them

>>83662097
Because Christianity grew out of that shit couple of centuries ago as progress and cooperation on global scale took root more and more. You can't keep killing your neighbors on interpenetration of the scriptures if you need one another to progress. Muslims never really went through this phase because of geopolitical circumstances and, in essence, they're still just pisses off tribes killing their neighbors over minute shit.

Not to mention that unlike the Bible, Quran is actually used as basis for the entire society's foundation + further enforced by fatwas and whatnot where it was found lacking. You can't just walk away from that easily if you're being realistic.

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>>83658652
>mfw they replaced a quaint town where children sacrifices happen to a god so everyone else can have prosperity with the one-off Vulcan throwaway episode

I understand it works better for a faster introduction into the supernatural world after that last episode, but they're moving too fast now.

>>83661732
Would make sense, since they're all praying, either out of gratitude for making it across the river or out of fear while being shot.

There are no atheists in the Trenches.

Hesus was pretty based.

>>83658652
So Odin knew going to NA Jesus for help wouldn't be worth it so he didn't even try or what?

>>83658652
Of course beaner jesus looks stoned.

>>83662190
>replace
Their not even close to that bit yet, snowtowns going to be a lot more then one ep

>>83662211
why would an all powerful god of love ever help a weakass war god?

>>83662162

just saying why it's unlikely he will be portrayed on the show. it would be too dangerous for the writers/producers/etc like what happened to that charlie magazine.

Even as an atheist, this was very fucking hamfisted and I see why a lot of people are mad at this. Not to mention that it's nowhere in the book. Jesus only appears in the extended version and all he does is talking a bit to Shadow while he mourns Wednesday hanging from a tree. So far every non-book addition has been terrible expect for giving Mad Sweeney more screentime. That was the only wise idea they had.

>>83662264
The OC apart from the Sweeney crew has definitely been the weakest part of the show

>>83661125
>extremely graphic
really nigger

>>83662301
Well, I hate the character of Laura (just like how I hated her in the book) and wish she would just go away. But at least the actress is pretty and she even ad-libbed her only funny line so far.

>>83662340
It was a good line

>>83662349
for her

>>83662264
how was this remotely offensive to religious people?

the whole point of it all is that jesus is sacrificed

>>83662349
>>83662367

for you

>>83661732
Me too. It was totally Texas Jesus killing Mexican Jesus

>>83661785
Wasted? Man it was fucking awesome.
Dunno how they couldve done it better.
The volcano sacrifice the blacksmithing scene, the name on the bullets.
Awesome

>>83661918
Mohammed was a real person, dunno if they become gods.
And Islam, unlike Christianity is very very clear that Mohammed isnt a god.

>>83662264
Literally who is mad at this aside from /pol/ complaining it demonizes muh white men

>>83662484

is there an allah in the show?

>>83662264
As a christian I didn't see the problem, and I don't think Jesus would really mind either, he's portrayed in a positive light and it gets people talking about real Jesus

>>83662501
No one but /pol/ cares. Its just another thing that /pol/ can get triggered over. Thats it.

>>83662264
So Jesus isn't even part of the story?

That's kind of disappointing. I figured he'd be a big part of it, and was looking forward to seeing him interact with the main characters.

>>83662539
Doubt it, even if they could have him without getting bombed they probably wouldnt, insanely powerful gods like that, e.g. God, won't show up

>>83662539
Show? I dunno.
Considering how God and Allah aren't incarnate in the myths itd make sense for them to not really exist in the show.
Djinn, yes, Jesus, yes.
Even mohammed at a stretch.
But God and Muhammed unlikely.
Even if they do they aren't gonna show up except in those little Coming to America stories.

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>wednesday literally says there are a bunch of interpretations of jesus
>the comic to america sequence is about how believers can war among themselves even if they follow the same god because they have separate beliefs
>wednesday, IN THAT EPISODE, says that gods are made up of the beliefs of their believers
why is /pol/ so dum

>>83662568
Well dont despair.
Theres fucktons of Jesi and even the Mexican one will likely show up again, he has that many worshippers and one of his powers is resurrection.

>>83662568
The last ep is called 'Come to Jesus' some version or other will likely show up

>>83662581
God and Allah* unlikely

Why the fuck would they show Muhammed? He's not a god. He has always been considered as just a prophet, even by Muslims.

Jesus is literally a god. He's the son of God and part of the Holy Trinity.

>>83662539
No, just like how Jahwe isn't around.

>it's okay to shoot Jesus while reddit music plays!
>you are reading to much into it goy! lol! cheer up!

>>83662613
Besides they already have one figure from Islamic myth. Theres not much doubling up in the book.

Does anyone have a webm of the jinn dick?

>>83662630
Yeah you show those nasty Jews. My hero

>>83662635
But Muhammad isn't a mythological figure. He's just a dude.

>>83660424
>424
Take that as a maybe anon, then flip a coin for confirmation. Heads, you buy a lotto. Tails, you keep dah money. Let chance be your guide.

>>83662675
...Even more reason for him to not show up then.

>>83662687
Well yeah that's what im saying. No one expects him to.

>>83662687
>>83662693
I'll be honest, I thought you said because instead of besides

>>83662675
Theres no way to show muhammed without pissing alot of people off.
Showing him at all pisses off muslims.
Showing him doing anything other than raping a child and beheading infidels will piss off the right wing
Showing him raping a child and beheading infidels will piss off the left.
No-win situation for them.

>>83662705
Fair.

The music is the weakest part of the show. It legitimately is a tad bit pretentious.

>>83662635

are you saying the novel or show has one islamic god character? if yes, which?

>>83662749
That track during the bowie scene was pure soundkino u fucking pleb

>>83662766
The jinn dumbass the jinn, both

>>83662484
That shouldn't stop him from showing up in american gods
Other folk heroes show up as well like John Henry, Appleseed and whomever else that was supposed to be all salty at Paul Bunnyan

>>83660679
That has the whiff of that report that claimed that right wing people were more likely to exhibit psycho tendencies and then it turned out that the study actually showed the opposite

>>83662775
im not saying all the music is bad, but there is a gratuitous use of 'this is slow and special and important' music

So will Captain Kirk be in next weeks episode?

>>83662797
John Henry and Appleseed, although not gods, are technically mythological. Cause they don't really exist presumably.

>>83662809
yea overtly dramatic music annoys me too,

>>83662749
The show is a little pretensions but knowingly so (i hope). I enjoy the music.

>>83662766
Both.
The Djinn.

>>83662797
I dont remember John Henry, Appleseed and Bunyan weren't real people, they are folkloric myths. They even point out that difference.
And the salty guy was Wisakedjak

>>83662798
This isnt one study, read the paper.

>>83662823
Johnny Appleseed was a real dude, he planted apples to make alcohol though (cider/applejack) since they didn't have grafting yet

>>83662881
>Johnny Appleseed
Oh shit i saw the joke in simpsons and just assumed he was totally fictional. Fair enough. Probably is a Mohammed then.

>>83662838
>Both.
>The Djinn

thank you.

Abraham Lincoln, George Washington are they in the book or show?

>>83662951
No.

Is Buddha in the show? What's his power in the show?

>>83662962
asking asinine questions, it gets annoying tbqh

>>83662962
No.

>>83662956
Mark Twain or any of his characters?

>le jesus wasn't real meme

>>83662976

Thanks.

>>83662484
People has deified him, you ditz. The only reason why he's not there is because it's easy to disrespect Christ at every recourse, but Mohammed is off limits. They're a bunch of punks, much like people who defend their decision to omit Mohammed.

>>83662547
Then you're not a Christian. I hate it when people balk out of their butts and then say, "I'm a Christian so." As if you actually are. Read your bible, in especially the first Century scriptures and try again.

>>83662998
no in the show he is, all gods are real

>>83663061
In reality he is even Realer. Fight me if you dare.

>>83662749
It's a bit spastic ye

>>83663059
stopposting idiot I hate it when retards try and discuss what they know nothing about, I can start quoting various verses that might indicate Jesus would not be happy with this, but nah you don't know shit, don't bother trying again, I could argue your point better then you ever could
>le first century scripture
no really just stop kid

>>83663087
this isn't reality its a tv show, what is your point?

>>83663087
In reality he wasn't proven to be the son of the absolute almighty creator of the universe

>>83661918
The idea of the show is that the more people believe in you and sacrifice to you, the more powerful you are.
There aren't really that many muslims in America when compared to Jesus.

>>83663059
There's nothing interesting about Mohammed.
He a shit.

Mohammed is basically a nerfed Jesus. Do not want.

>>83663059
Mohammed is not a god, he's just Allah's prophet.

>>83663188
Not even that. Jesus is the Son of God.
muhammed is just the mouth of sauron/allah.
The show is about American Gods, not American Prophets.

>>83663133
Of course he is and he was proven.

>>83663110
My point is Christians need to rise up and start killing folks like they used to centuries ago. Of course it's not what Christ would have done in fact Jesus admonished his followers to adopt a spirit of letting go and Let God deal with your enemies and those prosecuting you. I however loved when the nutty Catholics and others would have slew disrespectful folks in especially the Jews who caused problems. Does that make me a bad person? Of course. But when fags could touch our Lord but if you had a show where the fags are the bad guys, the entire left and all of hollywood and eveyone else, would try to fight you. The only safe response is killing enough of them to make the others cower. But of course that's not happening. They're a bunch of cowards because they fear the Islams. Where's Mohammad and where's the Mahdi?

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>Jesus died?? Well how about Mohammad huh?? Are they going to show him raping children? Are they going to murder him?
>/pol/, he's not a G-
>WHERE MOHAMMAD HUH? WHY DONT THEY SHIT ON MUSLIMS TOO?
>because he's just a regular pers-
>LIBKEKSS

>>83658652
Was this scene supposed to be funny? I burst out laughing when Mexican Jesus got stigmata'd by a bullethole.

>>83663244
>>83663244
Im sure it was meant to be over the top.

Well seeing as this is set long after Jesus ascended, we can assume that Mexican Jesus is not dead dead.

>>83663244
It's gallows humor all around.

>>83663262
I like how Jesus was basically just casually strolling along and even in death he basically has Jim face

>>83663225
>but people from folktales are in it tho
>W-W-WELL LOL YOU MAD /pol/? y-you mad right!?

>>83663268
Jesus always respawns.

>>83663268
Its Jesus, of course hes not dead

>>83663281
Mohammad is not the least bit mythological or even a folk hero. He's basically the George Washington of Islam.

>>83661223
Yeah man, Crispin Glover is great. I've watched that scene, along with the Bowie one from the same episode so many times.

>>83663281
Mohammed was a dude who claimed that allah/Satan/sauron spoke to him through his anus. Then he died.
You're not supposed to worship Mohammed. That's the whole point of the ban of showing pictures of him.

>>83663215
so your not christain at all?, you really have no idea what your talking about and should probably stop posting, u also triggered af, who wants either mohammad or mahdi who is just Jesus and those dense fanatical fucks never accepted it just like the jews, you are the anthisis of a christian and I have no interest in talking to you, i'll leave you with one verse tho, Samsons wife and father-in-law were burned alive and then
Judg 15:8 he smote them hip and thigh with a great slaughter
also burned their fields and other shit, its not all turn the other cheek
oh and yes your a bad person but ask Jesus forgivness and to be saved, and he will he's just a that nice

>>83663298
>the prophet of Islam who had encounters with gods and other fairytale shit and even has some kind of unicorn etc.
>no mythological in any way
>is like George Washington

Ah yes

>>83663332
Even if he was considered mythological, the very fact that his believers believe that he shouldn't be shown in any sort of representation already means that he wouldn't show up because that's literally how the gods of the show work

>>83662568
The story is about weak old gods about to be forgotten. The gods of religions that are still practiced fairly widely get along fine so they don't have to participate.

>>83663332
'Muhammad is only a Messenger of Allah, there have been Messengers before him. What then, will you turn back from Islam if he dies or is killed?'
Only a messenger of Allah. That's all.

>>83663359
this the people who believe in him believe he shouldn't be represented in any form, it'd be really hard for him to show up with those kinda restrictions

>>83663331
Bitch, I know more about the bible than all of you combined. No, that doesn't make me a Christian. But it makes me a realest. Which makes me your superior.

>>83661918
white mohamed when?

>>83662568
Jesus is powerful enough in the book to not be in any danger of disappearing.

>>83663383
If he's just a prophet balking out of his butt, then him being represented means nothing. But if he's so defied and he can't be drawn or even written about then I guess he's kinda serious. But who gives a shit what a bunch of mudslimes feel anyway?

>>83663390
no you really don't kiddo, you know nothing if you did you would posted a couple verses by now backing up your tarded fake stance, but you can't because you don't know shit, I can think of 1/2 a dozen of the top of my head that would help you out, I've got entire chapters memorized dipshit, you can't manage one verse
>cue a 10 minute wait while you desperately google your little triggered heart out

>>83663298
>Literally called "The Prophet"
>As in "Prophecy"
>Not mythological

Anon...

>>83663383
They don't believe in muhammed the goatfucker, they believe in allah.
mud-hamsandwich is a finger pointing to the moon, not the moon itself.

>it's okay to disrespect and trivialize christianity
>but don't you dare do the same for any other of th big religions!

>>83663421
mohammed, he's the one who cares what they think because he's their deity or prophet or george washington or w/e so his existence is based on their beliefs

>>83663421
The ban is so there will not be a cult of muhammed, because you don't worship the messenger, you worship the god.
Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity, so he is God.

>>83663390
>a realest

What's that? The most real person? Do you think we're in a Matrix?

>>83663437
>mud-hamsandwich is a finger ???????????????????
I think you need to take a deep breath count to ten or something, wat? huh? can you rephrase that?

>>83661168
Jesi?

>>83663427
One doesn't put a diamond ring in the nose of a pig, and one doesn't give their fine linens to rabbit dogs. It's just not done. And I don't have to quote anything because nothing was said about anything, definitively. Jesus said his kingdom was no part of this world and that the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one and that if you're a friend of the world you're an enemy of God. So where does it say that he was cool being made fun of by a bunch of degenerate dogs?

>>83663450
Jesus is God, muhammed is a messenger of god. muhammed does not even deserve to be on the same level as Jesus. St. John the Baptist isn't in this show either.

>>83663488
WAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHH

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>>83663488
lol really how many levels of triggered are you on right now?
I'm a genuine christian and your cringy shit is making me sad, last reply triggy, read the bible sometime, maybe say a little prayer, I think it might help you, bye bye now

>>83663517
ah my bad, that actually made a lot of sense

>>83663450

so there are no hindu gods on the show?

>>83663564
oh yea their is, just haven't shown up yet, so I guess at this point no, no hindu gods on the show
but their will be

>>83663564
They could show up.
There are 8 episodes this season and they've shown 6 so far.
Also, it's been renewed for another season.

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>>83658652
Lamb of God, y'all.

>>83663564
>>83663580
Kali-Ma maybe last ep, if not def next season

>>83663451
>>83663463

And yet there are many who believes in him strongly so he should exist in some form if only to speak with and interact with other gods. if the Ban is to prevent cultist then he's not interacting with mortals he's interacting with gods so he in that regard can show up.

>>83663469
I know all that can be known about a great many things and I know that sometimes to save others you have to be real about squashing the few who are trying to stare others into the grave, forevermore. Not that this makes me a better person because seeking the destruction of one's enemy is not at all Christian like. But there are times the death of these people can be in one's best interest and in the interest of others. Let's say the dyke mayor from Ontario and those of her supporters suddenly met with an unfortunate accident, doing so would be rid of those who things and does things the way they do namely, that bill they've passed that allows faggots and their supporters who controls all aspects of Government in Ontario to have the right to remove kids from Christian homes because faggotry is labeled a sin. Kill these ones to protect potentially thousands of kids from being taken from Conscientious homes and placed in the care of satan worshiping demons who deserve to be burnt to death. Such a thing is not at all Christ like for as Christ said, God will deal with the wicked. But I'd gladly put these fools into nothingness if it meant protecting Christian children from their poisonous cancerous ideology.
Undoubtedly I'd be punished for this By God but I would gladly accept punishment if it meant saving more kids. Maybe I'm presumptuous and if I am, I do apologize. Although this wouldn't change my mind.

>>83663491
Jesus is not God, Jesus was created by God hence why he's his only begotten son. Col 1:15-18 God and Jesus are two very different people hence why the son said of the Father, "The Father is greater than I am."

>>83663623
Homeboy, ain't nobody reading all this shit.

Are Mexicans really mass killed along the boarder like that? Also is Vulcan just a copy paste of Hephaestus? If so does that mean he git cuckdd by Mars?

>>83663501
I am your superior, young one. Know this and ponder as to how and why I am and be sure to ponder this deeply.

>>83663539
You're a genuine Christian are you? To coin a phrase from the Last Crusade, "and I'm Mickey Mouse!"


>>83663610
We should see Kali soon. I thought fire eyes was Kali but it turned out to be a faggot Jinn thing.

>>83663677
Thank you for your post.

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Oh my god, people are having a fucking argument over religion on 4chan.

>>83663648
Then don't. Maybe I should put it as a moving picture with studio dubbed audio and name it, American keks. It wouldn't be as kino as this Jezebel atrocity, American gods, but it'd be pretty good i'm sure.

>>83663623
dude tldr, i mean come on

>>83663623
muhammed is dead. he spoke about worshipping sauron or satan to sand people and then he died and went to hell or mordor or whatever

Jesus lives and is part of the Holy Trinity.
muhammed is the finger, allah is the moon.

>>83663623
Whoa nigga, you really think I'm gonna read all that shit

>>83663695
this is entertaining af desu

>>83663728
I've actually never seen it happen on 4chan.

>>83663690
American gods should be thanked, were it not for their disrespectful of our Lord, we would have never had this opportunity. The gay sex in this evil show is half an hour long, the normal sex is less than ten seconds. Absolutely disgusting.

>>83663742
Happens all the time, just not in /tv/ that often.

>>83663676
Vulcan was the Roman version of Hephaestus.

>>83663742
know how I know your new?

>>83663759
I always assumed in AG the greek gods just took on the roman personas, so he's both really, also I liked how he had a limp little details like that are nice

>>83663748
Thank you for this post too

>>83663753
Maybe it happens on /pol/ or something.

>>83663707
Upboated

>>83663778
Yeah, just like Odin is Wotan is Mr. Wednesday, Hephaestus is Vulcan (Roman god) and Vulcan (arms manufacturer).

>>83663805
I remember it happening all the time on /b/ like idk 5-6 years ago, every day, moment a thread died another one started

>>83663827
I mostly frequent the hobby boards so I suppose it would be mostly off topic there.

>>83663827
The former /b/tards moved to /pol/

>>83663648
>>83663708
>>83663717

lol
i was the one he replied to with that loooong paragraph and i only read the first sentence. he obviously wasn't answering my question. all i asked was what a realest is.

>>83663850
You lost. It's OK.

>>83663850
Thank you for this highly informative post.

>>83663709
This show is about belief and people who believes in him makes him so. So with billions believing in the deified prophet, then he should exist even if he only interacts solely with his fellow gods.

Jesus is not a trinity, neither is God. That's b.s. God has no beginning and Jesus does, Col 1:P15-18. Which is why Jesus is called God's only begotten as in, Jesus was created directly by God, all else was made by Jesus using God's power and knowledge. Jesus was the arch Angel or chief angel, Michael when he came to earth he became Jesus.

>>83663708
>>83663717
As I said, you guys need moving pictures and audio yes? I blame the immediateness of instant messengering. You've lost the ability to read anything that isn't a few conservative quips on tweet or messenger. American gods is something else though, and if you can't read a few words it's doubtful you'll be able to comprehend the hidden meanings in this jezebel atrocity.

>>83663788
Anytime.

>>83663808
Indeed. I have to go now, good bye.

>>83663488
>rabbit dogs
Wait, what?

>>83663846
I didn't that place turned to shit so fast

>>83663871
Exquisite post, thank you once again.

>>83663850
yea no idea what was said their I guess no-one ever will
>>83663869
i'm sure it was really profound

I'm not a religious or spiritual christian or anything, but I fucking love Jesus' persona. Really, I do. I don't follow a lot of his morals, but he, at least the one in the bible, was a great guy. I don't care about his followers, don't even know if he's a god or all this shit, but I almost cry everytime I watch or think about the crucifixion. Thinking that such an awesome person and great human being would get fucking murdered in such a gruesome way makes me think, holy shit, this world doesn't deserve a guy like him. Would hang with 10/10

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>gods exist in america because there are people who believe in them

who believes in greek mythology gods?

prat. whore.

>>83663875
You're not at all edgy so I dubbed you guys, rabbit dogs, it's a play on rabid dogs because I don't find you to be at all threatening, just annoying. It's like the gods in this silly show, they're not at all threatening, just annoying. But I don't think you guys are annoying,you're just the confused ones. And that's just as sad as a dog who is also a rabbit.

>>83663884
I am here all week. But I must be going now.

>>83663941
yea the real question is, how the fuck did Vulcan even get their

>>83663987
He explained it. You absolute mong.

>>83663947
Don't leave yet anon, I was beginning to enjoy this.

>>83664018
I missed it, how? everyone who thought of volcanos and kinda worshiped them brought him over? how did he get to america? who brought him over?

>>83663871
Mohammad is not a god. Allah is a god. Mohammad was a guy who thought he talked to Allah.
Muslims don't like images of Mohammad because it encourages idolatry.

>>83664050
The oatmeal industry.

>>83663871
>Jesus was the arch Angel or chief angel, Michael when he came to earth he became Jesus.
Get the fuck out of here with your Jehovah Witness nonsense. The bible directly contradicts that heresy half a dozen times.

>>83664065
makes sense

>>83664073
is that what that post said? holy shit, glad I didn't read

>>83663897

his awful english skills is also making reading his posts (and obvious samefagging pretending to be two anons replying to one post) difficult to read

>>83664073
What a weirdo that guy is. No wonder he's part of a cult.

>>83664106
I never fully read any post here, never have. Maybe a few words, here and there, to see how to turn anon's own words against him. Whenever I did read I found my shitposting output and quality declined and I can't have that. Faggot.

>>83664122
yea I just can't be bothered trying to get through all that nonsense, and I thought he said he'd leave but >83664134
>and yes you strange triggered cultist its intentional the post num doesn't link to yet another bizarre post

>>83664122
He thinks that what Jesus is to God is the same as what Muhammad is to Allah, which is wrong.
I wonder how many SAT questions that nigga failed.

>>83664361
he also thought the jinn when you first see him in the cafe was kali, a large bearded man with fire eyes was kali, I don't think he got to the SAT

Was there no "inside the episode" this week?

>>83664420
i guess he's got some brain problems to resolve.

>>83663941
Very few people, which is why they are weak. It seems like most people just worship an aspect of these gods. Like Odin putting his name on a missile that kills thousands would count as worship and sacrifice, even if no one really associates the missile with the god outside of their subconscious.

this show is not good lol

>>83664485
Well neither is sex with you, but Jamal makes do.

>>83664462
Ah I see.

>>83663941
As long as they are not forgotten, they live.

>>83664494

is this many dubs in a thread normal? if not, maybe gods do exist. loki, are you here? please don't hurt me, sir.

>>83664622
yes all threads have repeating digits constantly nobody cares, its only dubs threads that don't, which is why I find you dub kiddies so funny

so would jesus be the strongest in this universe?

>>83664666
yes satan yes he would

>>83664666
Depends where.
>afghanistan, Jesus, hitchhike, etc

Mr World is bigger anyway and growing stronger

>>83664639
>look at three other threads
>see many dubs

so no lottery win for me? ;_;

not even if my dub >>83664622 follows another 22 dub?

>>83664754
w/e dude satan just showed up >>83664666
who cares about your dubs?

>>83659145
spoiler: he can resurrect

>>83664666
You could take him satan. I believe in you

>>83661232
You do know Jesus will come back in 3 days? So no Mexican Jesus isn't dead. Dying and coming back is kind of his thing.

>>83658652
The kinoness of this episode. Mmm

>>83664666
I believe there is an excerpt in the book that the gods of the really big religions are so big they don't care about the petty war between the new and old gods

>>83664753
>Mr World is bigger anyway and growing stronger
>implying Mr World is even real
Read the book you pleb.

>Odin just straight up murders Vulcan
is that even how it works? if someone still believes in you, wouldn't you just continue to exist as a God?

Like if you destroyed the technical boy, it's not like people still won't have an obsession with technology

>>83665027
I think he was trying to avoid spoilers

>>83663947
10/10 bait you got all these newfags riled up, taking notes anon.

>>83665065
>he left

I already miss him.

>>83665057
the god might return in some form but they wouldn't be the same, also pretty sure odin cursed the forge for that exact reason, if the product is shit people stop believing in the Vulcan brand and hence stop believing in Vulcan

>>83665065
>b8
no it was fun the sperg (you) was going all out

>>83665027
>bookelitists

You're as pathetic as /got/tards

>>83665125
Kek, whatever you say anon. You should lurk for another 6 months before posting on 4chan.

>>83665214
now come on, no ones as pathetic as /got/fags

>>83665248
/who/fags arguably.

>>83665240
>le kek
w/e you say babby, you said you we're leaving to get more upboats remember?

>>83664666

O Dark Lord, let me win the lottery. I will sell you this >>83664850 anon's soul.

Is kek in this show?

>>83665266
/who/fags keep to themselves /got/fags leak, never see any of /who/fags shit, but almost everyday some /got/ faggot is posting their shit memes outside their containment thread

>>83665288
gods got it heretic, sorry just sold your own, thats how it works

>>83665332
Good point.

>>83665285
>le kek
>le
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83665386
go to bed now, its time

>>83665344

my >>83665288 88 dub is twice your 44 dub so my sale trumps your sale.

>my 88 dub is replied by 44 dub
The Dark Lord has agreed. Thank you, Dark Lord. Please be agonizingly creative when you torture >>83664850 anon's soul for he did not care about my dubs.

>>83665406
Need to keep replying so I can gather all the salt you're releasing, eating a steak tonight.

>>83665489
88 is just 66 with an extra line, 44 is 77 if written differently, the lord protects me, lucifer has your soul now, I hope you enjoy anal

>>83665517
lol, u so triggered m8, keep on though, at least your not posting in 500 word un-punctuated sentences anymore

>>83658652
Episode 4 was shit. Everything else is probably shit too.
I aint watching another one until Tchernobog shows up again.

>>83665617
Pure /tv/

>>83665550

I need a sixth number for the lottery. Give me the sixth number, O Dark Lord, and I will sell this >>83665550 anon's soul and his neighbor's pet's soul.

I just noticed both posts >>83664850 and >>83665550 end in 50. What does it mean? Has the Dark Lord spoken already?

>>83665786
the lord of light has revealed satans tricks 50 signifies the angels he has set as a watch around me, your soul belongs to the imps of hell now, accept your fate

>>83659228
Slow down there big guy

>>83661307
How was introduction to Jesus scene was like in book?

>>83665930
For me

>>83662121

different strokes for different folks, you rancid femmeshit trash.

>>83665288
Fucking Nazi scum.

>>83666255
Fucking dubsgetting bastard

>>83660660
It was Mr Wednesdays piss curse that killed Mexican jesus.

>>83661287
>skipping past the gay scenes

>>83661672
>CG cum
wew lad

>>83660111
>>83660122
>>83660155
>>83660199
>>83660200

BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK

>>83660660
It was a conflict between the bible belt jesus and immigrant mexican jesus. Bible belt jesus never shows up but the guys shooting are his followers. They had rosaries with their guns.

I think it was supposed to be a commentary on the different interpretations of christ's message and the infighting that comes from it.

On another level it's very pro immigration because you have these gun-toting god-fearing americans literally killing jesus while holding rosaries, using it as a symbol of their lifestyle while the man himself is directly opposite them, trying to save the illegal immigrants they hate.
WWJD indeed.

>>83663478
>>83661168

Jesuim, Jesus is a Hebrew word, not Latin.

>>83661286

When he does, you know he'll be a boorish racist misogynist shitmaster.

>>83662162
>grew out of

HAHAHAHAHA


Yeah, no. Christianity had it beaten out of it, Christianity had to be broken and made subservient to the state before it stopped inciting massacres every other day. If Christianity ever makes a comeback, it will be absolutely as primitive, violent and anti-human as Pisslam.

>>83661125
>edgy shows like this always have graphic straight sex
hmm this is cool and not weird, I love the constant rape scenes in GoT I watch with my little kids, oh here little timmy comes the head crushing scene its my favorite
>edgy show has gay sex scene
WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO BE FFUCKING SICK YOU CANT SHOW THAT ON TV REEEEEEEE FUCING GO BACK TO A GUY BEING EATEN BY A VAGINA

straight logic

>>83662137
whats it like being an embryo?

>>83666966

So retarded. Protestants don't use rosaries, and Catholics don't dislike immigration, not least because the immigrants are also Catholic.

>>83667333
t. strawmanning assblasted faggot

>>83662484
>Mohammed was a real person, dunno if they become gods.

Johnny Appleseed shows up in the book, so the answer is yes.

>>83667444

Technically the real person doesn't show up, the incarnation of their myth does.

>>83660051
>Implying Mexicans aren't way more Christian than Americans

>>83662484
You say that like Jesus wasn't a real person.

>>83662951
They don't appear. While technically they probably could return as culture heroes, it would get increasingly far away from the premise of the book, and you might as well have JFK and Elvis Presley appear as gods of the Baby Boomers.

This looks like dogshit. I just read the book and it was okay, the show looks like it goes full retard.

>>83667396
>Catholics don't dislike immigration
no

>>83667695
He's a yank. He doesn't know about the likes of Poland or Ireland (before it let a Jew into power and doomed itself forever)

>>83667695

They don't dislike CATHOLIC immigration, and they certainly don't take part in militia border patrols.

>>83661117
So is ZA WARUDO supposed to be globalism?

>>83667726

Obviously we're talking about America since we're discussing a scene that happens at the US-Mexican border. Try not to be more stupid than you can help.

>>83662709
*tips fedora*

>>83663176
Your "other" god is shit

>>83668090
Yes yank everything is about you yank nothing else exists yank you're definitely not an imbecile yank

Hang yourself, you fat cunt.

>>83668263
>show is set in America
>HURR Y U THINK DIS ABOOT MURRIKA?

You thick cunt.

>>83663709
>le moon religion meme

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>>83661232
>Jesus is a master troller who keeps giding illegal immigrants and get killed with them... every 3 days and forever.