>not that anon, but... >actually am that anon

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>shamelessly samefagging your own circle jerk-fest

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>bump my own post
>announce it
>ironically

hahahahahahahahaha

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>purposely make a thread about my opposite opinion so that people will argue for my opinion and I can copy them later

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>make a bait post purely to get a reaction out of people
>guy disagrees with me
>get legitimately angry with him anyway

Who did I bait? Him or myself?

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>>83656493
Holy kek

>>83656480
>purposely make a thread about my opposite opinion so that people will argue for my opinion and I can copy them later but then someone jumps in with the same opinion and btfo of everyone
I am now a flat earther

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>report porn thread and call them degenerate
>enjoy porn

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>tfw my only intention is shitposting so sometimes I'll forget which side of the argument I'm on and say something useful

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>arguing with anon
>another anon cones in and sides with me
>leave him to fend for himself and fight my battle for me

>start an argument with no intention of concluding it nor participate in it in a lucid manner

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>>83656493
I've never been able to put it into words but this happens all the time.

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>create bait thread
>put phone one and off airplane mode
>bump it endlessly with bait responses
>get 300+ thread

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>>83656811
>he gets blown out so hard I have to leave the thread

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>>83656493
this

>make the same thread on five different boards
>don't stick around in any of them

>try to get dubs
>fail
>leave thread in shame and never go back in case people are making fun of me

>get dubs
>nobody checks them
>reset my router and check them myself
>hope nobody noticed

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>btfo an anon so hard he leaves the thread

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>make a well-informed post
>it's drowned out and ignored by two autists calling each other retarded

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>>83656811
>arguing with anon
>another anon cones in and sides with me
>take the side of the anon I was originally arguing with

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>reply "dumb frogposter"
>post pepes in other threads

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>post an argument with cropped porn image
>have no interest in the argument and hope someone just posts source

>shilling the idea of shills without getting paid
Who is the real shill, me or jidf?

>>83656493

I think about how some autistic virgin somewhere on the globe is seething mad after i respond to his dumb faggot post calling him an idiot or something and it makes me laugh

>>83656493

>anon argues for same thing as me but makes a dumb point about it
>other guy calls him retarded
>read into it personally even though I wouldn't have made a post like that

>>83656962
God damnit

>remember a bait post I made that got bunch of (You)s a few days ago
>find that post in archive and reread all of the replies to relive that moment

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>post an opinion
>reply to it and call myself retarded faggot to start an argument

>>83657056
same

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>>83657132
DELET

>>83657177
That always works perfectly.

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>see a good reply in a thread
>copy reply and start a thread with it

>dont ask permission to save pepes
>give permission when people ask if they can save it

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>>83656493

>>83657019

>triggered enough that I think long and hard in writing out a rebuttal
>post it but everyone's already left the thread

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>switch between wifi and mobile network so people won't have proof of me samefagging

>>83657223
what

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>two or more anons disagree with me
>call him a butthurt samefagging phoneposter
>there is literally no way he can disprove this

>>83657469
dumb simpsons poster

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>>83655502
>start a legit /tv/ related topic carefully selected to avoid controversy and flame wars
>it's a nigger, jew, sjw, cuck, #maga episode

>>83657634
Hi leddit

>>83657634
>actually prefer a different website
>spend time here bitching about it's not like the other site

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>get into heated argument thinking I'm right about something
>thread 404s
>later realize I was wrong
>legitimately want to apologize to the poster I was arguing with

>>83657819
>things that never happened

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>Quote post
>"This"
>Quoted post is actually me

>>83658071
This

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>>83655502
>Find a bad thread on page 9
>Bump it to the front page, agreeing with OP

and especially

>"[x] is cancer, and so are you if you disagree"

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>>83655502
>call out Baneposters on their dead meme and try-hard attempt to fit in
>abandon thread right after I hit "Post" and miss all the (You)s from triggered underaged hotheads that probably called me a hothead

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>>83657082
s-s-s-sauce

>put lot of thought into post
>thread immediately dies

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>Post witty comment
>come back after a while
>reply to myself: "Underrated Post"

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>samefag on /fit/ giving people conflicting information in the hope they'll decide it's all too complicated and give up on self improvement

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>>83657132
>anon starts arguing with me
>but he's saying exactly what i'm saying so I have no idea what we're arguing about

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>>83658071
>>83658100
Hmmm...

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>really like a movie/show
>go to threads about it
>everyone is acting like colossal faggots
>pretend to hate the product
>nitpick everything about it just to rub it in the faces of these delusional fanboys

>>83656493
kek

>Find stimulating off-topic thread
>Read all posts
>Type out thoughtful retort to post
>Hit post
>Thread has been pruned or deleted

Awww

>>83656493
Literally me

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>really enjoy a movie
>see something negative about it on here or somewhere else
>like it less
If it was up to me I'd ban talking shit about tv shows and movies including rating them.

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>watch new movie in local kinotorium
>Really enjoy it
>Afterwards go on /tv/ and make a thread calling the movie Reddit and everyone who disagrees is a pleb

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>guy disagrees with me
>seeth in anger
>formulate plan
>wait until the thread is on page ten, seconds away from 404
>respond sagely
>"You're just a dumb faggot that's why you believe that"
>he's going to get the (You) but won't be able to respond

I win.

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>>83657326
D-don't reveal our secrets.

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>post something i think is hilarious
>nobody gives me (Yous)
>wait a couple of posts
>give myself a few keks

>>83658302
Underrated post

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>go to /pol/
>enter any thread
>reply to at least ten different posts
>say "hello r*ddit"
>watch the (You)s roll in

>>83655502
>browse reddit
>call others leddit

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>make a post in the wrong thread
>close thread, close browser, close laptop

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>>83658575
>mod ends thread seconds before

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>post bait
>get (you)'s
>delete post
>people new to the thread ask what it said

>>83659301
Your a fucking disgrace

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>>83656493
Damn.

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>get triggered over dumb post
>write a well thought counterargument at least four lines long
>get anxious over the prospect of a debate
>close quick reply
>close thread

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>make a typo in a post
>close thread
>close tab
>close browser
>shut off PC
>take a Xanax
>go to bed

>see two people arguing over a misunderstanding
>don't step in to correct them both and instead keep watching them get angry

>>83659772
liberally me

>>83657341
Saving pepes without asking for permission devalues them as a currency... or so I've heard, from reddit

>>83656493
They say too much /tv/ could kill you.

>>83659772
kek

>>83658646
So fuckin funny
>>83659741
Me IRL

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>>83659772
>make typo in a thread
>make new post pointing out the typo, and correcting it
>end up misspelling the same word

>>83656480
>>83656811
!!!

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>new thread
>spend 10 minutes thinking of witty comment to get lots of (you)'s
>find the perfect picture
>submit
>thread 404'ed

>>83656811
>come back when he's about to lose and finish off the opponent

>>83657221
This is why I always screen shot and date my replies.

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>make thread about thing I want to talk about
>another anon comes in and posts about some other show
>everyone starts talking about that other show
>thread dies

why would you do such a thing?

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>in bad mood
>post cringe to ruin some silly anons day

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>know anon is wrong
>can't articulate how or why
>sperg and call him reddit

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>>83660418
>anon is 100% right and just btfo'd me
>call him Reddit

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>>83657132
esoteric feels in this motherfucker

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>>83660418
Iktf
We're too intelligent for debates

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>arguing with anon
>he makes a good point
>admit that I agree with him on that specific point
>present a possible counter-argument, while acknowledging it's not a very strong argument
>in the end agree to disagree
>we both come out more intellectually enriched thanks to a positive interaction

A rare situation to be sure, but a welcome one

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>>83660691
There was an awesome thread on /pol/ that started talking about weird CERN rituals and then ended with two anons arguing about the validity of whether or not the black hole actually happened from two scientific perspectives. They both cordially ended their discussion. I learned a lot.

>>83660691
>having a rational debate
It never happened.

>>83660735
>It was actually a psyop to divert from CERN discussions

>>83660544
>>83658646
ITT: Redd*t

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>post an opinion on /pol/
>change between wifi and data on my phone
>have an intense argument with myself with different IDs
>rev it up by pretending one finds out some personal info about the other and is going to find him

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>>83659150
>accidentally make a /mlp/ post on a different board

>make a thread about a news headline or a youtube video do not link it intentionally
>no one responds after 3 minutes
>oops forgot the link :)

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>enjoying a nice shitposting thread
>some retarded pedo posts it and the mods nuke the board for the next hour

>>83658646
kek it works every time. it's funny because they actually are rebbit

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>go to /pol/
>post 2 nearly identical posts seconds apart via data/wifi
>everyone thinks calls you a shill and you further validate their delusional persecution complex

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>>83660735
Neat, wish I had been there. I dont ever visit /pol/ though

>>83660764
It's rare but it does happen. You gotta be cordial first and foremost, you are 50% of the interaction

>>83660903
/pol/
/wsg/
/gif/
/v/
/x/
/fit/
Those are the undisputed underaged redditor boards.

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>>83660820
U mad

>>83661022
/b/'s also been an underaged board for nearly a decade now

>>83661064
I try to forget that /b/ exists. I cringe hard when I remember 10 years ago and think of 13 year old me thinking I was the fucking coolest because I saw the occasional gore picture.

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>>83661022
>/x/
>not /sp/

>>83661022
/x/ is fucking terrible these days. It's literally like looking through old Gaia threads. Tweens have that characteristic typing style that really chaps my ass.

>tell anon not to respond to me because I'm leaving the thread and won't be responding again
>now he has a choice to make, follow my orders and not respond because I assured him I was leaving thus making him my bitch
>or respond anyway knowing he'll never get another reaction out of me thus making him look like a complete buffoon
>stay and watch the poor little anon dance with the aid of my puppet strings

>>83656480
I do this

>>83661255
it's like gradeschool all over again

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>>83659150
>make a /mlp/ post just to derail some racist thread & for shits
>create a mega shitstorm
>one month ban2nd computer is go

>>83661255
>other anon continues the argument from both sides to his advantage
>other anon leaves super bait

>>83658356
This happens way too often thanks to my shitty English.

>>83660860
You can't bump your own thread

>>83661588
I just did though.

>Hop into random threads without knowledge of that they are
>It looks like a fun thread but I want to watch what they are talkng about
>Spill some bullshit.
>"But that never happened in [show/movie I want to watch]"
>Leave thread forever.

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>have very good memory
>remember posts that get a lot of (You)'s and are very well recieved
>post these posts months after they were first posted in related threads and get all the (You)'s
>did it in this thread too

>>83661681
>Post the exact same post that got a lot of (You's) a year later
>Thread dies within the hour

>>83657469
>get accused of samefagging
>don't want to screencap the reply to show only one post is a (you)
honestly seems desperate and easy to just photoshop.

>>83661681
>make a witty post
>its well received
>some time passes
>post it again
>some guy calls me out on it, says I already posted it a few months back
>"wait, its already been several months since then?"
>look it up on the archives to see the date of the original post
>it was literally three years ago

>>83659772
Happens to me like once every few months.

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>have a boner with dick in hand while arguing with somebody
>say's something mean to me
>lose boner

>>83661831
At least it doesn't make you harder

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>>83661844

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>mod deletes thread seconds after your post

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>>83661974
>someone starts a NSFW thread on a blue board
>it's been up for a few hours, assume it's safe to join
>promptly get banned for posting nudes, thread gets taken down

reee. Happened to me 4 days ago on a celebrity nudes thread here. If you spoiler nfsw images can you post them on blue boards?

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>Start thread the exact same bait thread every two weeks or something 6 times in a row
>Only a handful of people ever call me out on it and by the time they come in the thread has already spiraled out of control

>>83663582
doing god's work anon

>>83662145
No. Post them on a red board and link them. But when they delete those threads they often ban everyone who posted in them, even if you didn't post anything NSFW

>>83655502
>"As an (x) I feel this way"
>not really an (x) and don't really feel that way

>>83657326
>switch between wifi, mobile network and computer so people won't have proof of me samefagging
>forget your own posts and start arguing with yourself

>try to start an interesting and unique thread
>someone calls me a retard, posts tired memes then my thread is deleted
>quit 4chan for the day

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>someone makes a retarded post
>not sure if it's bait and physically have to restrain myself from responding

>>83664731
>someone posts some faggy social justice shit
>have to resist urge to reply

>>83655502
>>83655561
>>83655674
>>83656480
>>83656716
>>83656811
>>83656892
>>83657019
>>83657056
>>83657177
>>83657215
>>83657221
>>83657326
>>83658071
>>83658178
>>83658302
>>83658329
>>83658410
>>83658536
>>83658575
>>83658585
>>83658646
>>83660299
>>83660392
>>83660418
>>83660691
>>83660821
>>83661508
>>83661681
>>83661861
>>83663582

Dumb frogposter

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>>83664750
>4chan tropes thread
>faggot replies to every frogposting post

>have an argument with anon
>try to argue the best i can and decimate his points and lay out mine in he most cohesive way i can
>he suddenly stops responding after i have written a post that completely blows him the fuck out

The sweet smell of victory

>>83664750
There isn't a single post ending 3 in that entire list of posts.

>>83664806
>someone spends 15 minutes writing an extensive post that counters my arguments completely with research and facts
>reply "You're wrong, and retarded, don't bother replying" and leave the thread
And there's nothing you can do about it except get mad, even your sense of superiority is stripped away.

>>83664794

Take your reddit frog and get the fuck back to /r/4chan

>>83664806
Pretty sad life you have Tbh

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>everyone in thread calls me retarded
>"Haha but the joke is on you I was only pretending to be retarded"
>>83657132
>two anons arguing
>pretend to disagree with anon I agree with and make really retarded argument for it

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>>83664851
>in an argument
>guy writes out lengthy and cohesive response
>"not an argument"
>don't read his post and leave the thread

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>Come into a thread with a heated argument between 2 anons
>reply to the most mad one in a manner that makes it seem like im the other anon
>other anon quits responding while i pick up the shit-post
>get bored after calling arguing anon a faggot, leave

>come back to the thread and old anon picked up where i left off assaulting the raging autist

>>83664851
no, then i know i have won. I just feel even more smug that you bothered to pretend that you didn't care because you got BTFO'D so hard
>>83664875
the weak should fear the strong

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>best arguer on the whole website
>literally am my own best enemy because I know all the positions and debate tactics
Most useless superpower

>>83665058
Keep telling yourself that, anon.

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>>83665058
>Autism and being wrong: The Post

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>>83665155
>Come into a thread to check digits which confirms the victory post of a long argument

>>83665131
>>83665155
I have probably wrecked you before, i am in the presence of keyboard cowards

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>>83665226

>>83665112
Reddit

>>83665226
I*
And we really don't need to hear about your friends.

>thread about to 404
>Bumb and bring it to page 1

>>83665814
same

>thread on page 10
>bump