TRINITY HELP

>>83655082
kek

he was a good meme

bad teeth

>>83655082
why the fuck did this make me laugh

>>83655082
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS TEETH?

>>83655082
what if trinity squatted over him then said "dodge this"and pissed in his face and mouth

that would be gross haha imagine if that happened

>>83655082
>Mr. Wizard, GET-ME-THE-HELL-OUTTA-HERE

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>>83655082
DEXTER

FEED ME

>>83655322
haha i wonder what that would smell like haha

>>83655322
Yeah... gross... ha ha...

>>83655322
It would make a lot more sense that he couldn't dodge it in any case

>>83655322
haha ye he would be a freak ha

>>83655082
>foreverially buried Keanu, fully delitized with a permanent ham and cheese tongue

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>>83655322
Hah.. Yeah gross.

I'm watching this on netflix right now how is Keanu supposed to be a victim in all of this?

i just finished watching this. I need to fuck that blonde girl.

Someone post the daddy's girl panties scene with the blonde on the bed.

>>83655865
>on netflix
BUULLLLLshit!

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>>83657195

some post all the kino scenes

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>>83655082

>>83655322
haha,this'll do
le epic XD

>>83655082
funny. great thread.

>>83655082
What's this hairstyle called?

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>>83658829
top kok

>>83655082
FREE PIZZA

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>>83655476
p-please stop it

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Crash? CRASH? You're gonna crash my fucking plane? Why? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD, YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE, YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR, I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK! YOU WANTED IT YOU WANTED IT YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED, YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALY! FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS. COME ON. FLY US. NO ONE WILL KNOW. COME ON, FLY US! OHHH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT OF A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, WRECKAGE BROTHERS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME. I LET YOU IN, I'M A GOOD GUY, I'M A GOOD AGENT! AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAME ABOARD? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M IN FUCKING CHARGE HERE!

>>83655179
>>83655318
Fuck off with your tooth privilege

>>83660376

Oh for fuck's sake.

>>83660376
What is this mene? I keep swing it every now and then on thus board.

>>83660578

A hybrid of CIA's "You're a Big Guy (For You)" from TDKR and Keanu's "FREE PIZZA" meltdown from Knock Knock.

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A girl (Sandra Bullock) falls in love with a boy (Keanu Reeves).

Unable to confess, she is gifted with the boy's former home. Never minding the strange letters, he immediately starts an exchange with them and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, after two years, when she recounts her confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she sent letters to doesn't exist in her time line at all. He is the past version of her crush, who has fallen in love with her future self, while her past self is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PLAGIARISM.

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>>83658829
>>83660376
>>83660616
>C-Ai-A

A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."

Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

Should have used the extended ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjzGrnFRq-s

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>>83660616

>>83655082
>>83660616


what is this retarded fucking haircut called? does it qualify as a mullet? short on top, medium on the sides and back, looks so fucking stupid

>>83655082
Did Keanu crawl back into the business with this movie?

>>83660703

>looks so fucking stupid

That was the point. They cut his hair against his will while he was tied up, only to laugh at him afterwards.

>>83655433
haha imagine if he wore diapers lol

jokes haha

>>83655179
Yeah I never noticed how bad this teeth were until now

>>83655318
hes 1/8 chinese

Haven't seen Knock Knock. What's playing on the phone?

>>83661139
Am I the only one who thinks they could easily tear the bedhead off the frame or at least break the bonds in this situation? Even if my legs were tied too.

>>83660616
Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>83660616
>>83660638
FINDS

>>83661139
what happens after?

>>83655082
>trinity_leather_ass.gif

>>83661295
She squats and smears up his face like a cheeky snail with lewd intentions while cackling all the way.

>>83661139

haha just thinking, but wouldn't it be awful if girls like...haha, really did things like this? Poor us, I mean, it'd be awful...all that jailbait..haha ha ha

ha ha

>>83661326
great now i need to jerk off to this scene

>>83661182

Yes. I could pull most beds apart with upper-body strength alone.

That said, would you really want to?

>>83661137

A video of him being fucked by one of the girls, calling him "Daddy" and saying she's underage, posted on Facebook for all of his friends and family to see.

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DAMN IT POST MORE WEBBUMS YOU CUNTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83660376
he's a stuck guy

>>83661246
that came out after you fucking cunt

>>83661182
Honestly I don't know why he didn't just grab them and throw them out the front door.

All he did all movie was try to calmly talk them into leaving when they clearly weren't going to.

>>83661359
touche

>>83655322
haha, I can't even imagine them actually doing it but it would be cazyy if they did, haha

>>83655322
hahaha gross haha what would happen next? hahaha

>>83662021
haha, imagine if that happened and he gurgled the piss and spit it out and said, "I guess this is the yellow pill everybody's been talking about" XD

Is this movie actually any good?

>>83662113
Haha that's so funny haha, could anyone draw this? I bet i would laugh way harder.

>>83655082

>didn't get cucked by the brace

can't unlike this guy ever. what a bro.

>>83655322
haha!

>>83655179
>>83661069
You mean those are his real teeth?

>>83661139
What's the context here? She's not his daughter so why would he be so resistant?

>>83663618
Yeah, and they're bad.

>>83661246
fuck that faggy gook shit

>>83655179
Dental cosmetics isn't really a big thing outside of the US. As long as there is no decay, tartar, etc. people don't spend extra money on their teeth just for the purpose of making them look "Hollywood".

>>83663755
Most people get braces if necessary

>>83663755
keep tellin' yourself that

>>83661246
Not clever or funny

>>83663755
I live in Ireland which had an absolutely atrocious dental service up until the late 90s, and practically no one leaves their teeth like Keanu's anymore. The only people I have seen like that are over 60 and well past giving a shit about life.

>>83663755
But Keanu is from the US

>>83661139
>tfw

>>83655322
still better then what we got in sequels

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>>83655082

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>>83660616
>>83660638
>>83661289
>>83661246

>>83661139
what movie is this?

>>83665554
knock knock

>>83665774
Who's there?

>>83665987
the movie

>>83666015
The movie who?

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>>83655082
This isn't funny and it's stupid, but...

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>>83665987
Bane

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>>83655322

>>83666042
No, knock knock

>>83666104
Stop banging on my door, man.

>>83663658
This happens after he has sex with both then the girls start acting crazy and trashing his kitchen, he then throws them out.

He is in the right because you dont put your dick in crazy.

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Kek (posted from my iPhone)

>>83662161

It's actually pretty funny, and Keanu is better than usual.

>>83655322
lmao

>>83655082
made me laugh

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>>83663982

everything he cared about died about 25 years ago so honestly he probably doesnt care

>>83655322
DODGE THIS

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>>83660376

BIG GUY ANGRY!

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>>83660376
I fucking love this board

>>83661359
its obvious you dont have kids

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>>83661139
why did keanu agree to do this movie

why was this movie made

is this movie not just femdom fetish porn?

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>>83661295
He fixes the cable

>>83671122
>I fucking love this site XD

Kill yourself

>>83672513

>why did Keanu agree to do this movie
Because Keanu will do just about anything.

>why was this movie made
Because Eli Roth is a cuck who wants to watch more handsome and capable men fuck his wife.

>is this movie not just femdom fetish porn
It's a dark comedy.

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>>83672618
thanks for the answers my web zone fren