Seinfeld Rejects Literally Who

Based Jew man

how do i downvote this

>>83654417

You have to go back.

>>83654354
KEK

THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE

YOU JUST KNOW

HES FUCKING REPULSED LMAO

wtf i hate jews now

>sue for sexual assault

>try to randomly grab men in public

hmmmm

>>83654592

its almost she (((made))) it up

>>83654507
He almost turned into his true lizard form

>>83654354
Why make a 15th thread about it? Use the catalog faggot.

>>83654354
What happened? I don't want to watch this whole thing.

>>83654354
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE LITERALLY WHOS ASKING FOR HUGS?

4channers too stupid, like usual to know that this was planned in order to promote their upcoming movie together

>>83654709

"OMG! Seinfeld! Give me a hug!"

"Bitch, swerve, I dunno you"

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>Kesha is worth 40 million

>>83654709

its 30 seconds u fuck

wtf i love jews now

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>>83654795

>>83654795
SEINFELD HAS THAT MUCH IN PORSCHES ALONE, HES A BILLIONAIRE WHEN YOU COUNT HIS OFFSHORE JEW INVESTMENTS

This is how you defend yourself from rape.

Too bad Kesha didn't know how.

>>83654354

I hope seinfeld gets in a car accident and bleeds out.

I never like him.

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>>83654918

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

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>>83654670

I checked the catalog, and didn't see a thread on it.

>>83654918
t.Kesha

>>83654918
Ok, Ahmed.

>>83654354
she looks crazy and sick I support the Seinfeldman

>>83654354
>Seinfeld doesn't want a hug from some random prostitute
What a scoop.

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>>83654795

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>>83654354
>some generic whore full of STDs who probably smells like salty anal sweat wants to touch you

Jerry did nothing wrong.

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>>83654354
>>83655153

To be fair, she was probably drunk and on drugs.

>>83655211
>>83655220
^ She looks like a man too.

Jerry: "So I'm standing there talking to this reporter, answering his questions, you know, and this lady walks up like she knows me, and does this hugging motion!"
George: "Hugging motion? Who does that?!"
Jerry, nodding: "This lady apparently. And I'm thinking to myself Oh No, do I know this person? Is this that girl I dated last week? I can't remember her name!"
George: "Mulva, her name was Mulva. What was the hugging motion like? Was it like this?"
George comes at Jerry with open arms, just as Kramer barges into the apartment...
Kramer: puts down a live chicken "So Jerry. I hear you turned down Kesha."
Jerry and George together: "What's a Kesha?"
Kramer: gathering hats from Jerry's closet "What's a Kesha? What's a Kesha?! Wow, you're really out of touch Jerry." begins trying different hats on the chicken
Elaine enters
Elaine: "Hello boys. Uh, what's with the chicken?"
Kramer: "It's for the show tonight."
Elaine looks puzzled and brushes off the comment
Jerry: "So Elaine, what do you think about a woman just introducing herself with a hug?"
Elaine: "What kind of hug?"
Jerry: "You know, a full on hug. Both arms all the way around."
Elaine: "Do you know her?"
Jerry: "That's just it, I'm really not sure."
Elaine: "Well I think it's OK if you know her."
George: "I don't see why you're complaining. I wish more women would hug me."
Jerry: "Well if I knew that I knew her, I probably would have just hugged her".
Elaine: "Who do you maybe think it was?"
Jerry: "That girl... I was dating a couple of weeks ago..."
George: "Mulva"
Elaine: "Mulva? You mean the woman that looks like Kesha?"
Jerry, looking humorously perplexed and shrugging his shoulders: "Who is this Kesha?"
Kramer: "I can't believe you turned down Kesha. Where's your bowler hat Jerry??? You know I needed that bowler hat!"

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>>83655313

>She looks like a man too.

Did not know this before, but it's true.

>>83656068
nah shes fuckin hot. gay ass niggas.