GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK TIM

>>83648330
kys already Sam

Ironic how he spent his youth trying to prove that le weak libruls don't know how the real world works, and instead of getting a real job he resorted himself to e-begging after he tried to follow his dream and live off of art with his fucking useless college degree in humanities.

I bet there's a bunch of graduated in gender studies and "indie artists" that is living exactly the same pathetic life as him.

>>83648330
SAM HYDE LOOKS LIKE A MONGOLIAN RAPE BABY JUST SAYIN

I thought the show was really good, though I understand why it got cancelled

>>83648624
yeah it's funny, he complains about libruhls even though he's in his 30s and lives in his car, doesn't have a job, can't afford health insurance, and needs to beg for money

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>>83648330
how are you not dead yet without health insurance sam? why are you living in such a shitty place? hey when you do die, no one will care about you or your shitty show that is now OVER. haha, you're a laughing stock.

>>83648951
oh wow youre so smart for understanding we are very impressed faggot

>>83649083
thanks

>>83648624
9-5 job is for losers nigga

>>83649127
how about you suck my dick you asshole

>>83648624
I guess underneath the all the tough guy posturing and the passive aggressive sarcasm there's just a sad little fatherless boy after all.

MDE is dead

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>>83649243

>>83648330
>trying to astroturf the colbert meme
christ you niggers are pathetic

>>83649262
none of that would matter if they had just been funny

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>>83649333
>outing yourself as a newfag

>>83648330
I love MDE

>>83649473
Only newfags and reddit tourists actually think this way.

>>83648330
i thought it was good

>>83649013
>Americans treat their basic health and well-being as a for profit commodity
Can't make this shit up

>>83648624

his degree in in humanities?

no fucking way

>>83648330
>he can't even get a show on the Anthony Cumia Network

>>83649856
>this pathetic damage control
kid, it's over
stop trying to fit in

>>83648330
Why do people on this website look up to this trouser stain?
I saw a video of him where he went around mocking homeless people and another where he insulted some random fat woman who was minding her own business
Politics aside, the guy's a straight up piece of shit.

>>83650447
huh

>>83650447
>I saw a video of him where he went around mocking homeless people and another where he insulted some random fat woman who was minding her own business
We've all done that.

>>83650447
His "fans" are literal children. Not even trying to be disparaging, his fans are literally half his age. He is a 32 year old unemployed man on MassHealth and his fans are 14-16 year old children who watch his youtube to be edgy.

>>83648330
No

MDE is hot trash
all redditor MDE fans need to fuck off
seriously
get out
now yeah , i'm talking to you
out
now

>>83648330
Anyways, why did you make this thread? There's already a bigger MDE thread in the catalog.
>>83647964

>>83650923
Sam finally got health insurance?

>>83650853
yeah, when you´re 11 maybe, but this kind of behaviour after 20 is kinda really retarded.

>>83651059
kek it's state government mandated, it's like Medicaid for people who are basically unemployable or have serious mental/physical health issues.

>>83649175
It's better than having no job

>>83651059
yes we have RomneyCare in Mass

>>83651050
Your thread sucks ass

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So pic related is every single anti MDE shill in a shell nut right?

>>83651282
Nope

>>83651282
I've never seen that much projection in one image before.
I especially like the juxtaposition between his admission that he looks at other men's hips and asses and the part that says
>am I gay? dunno
Or is this more "irony"?

>>83651325
>>83651386
I'll take that as a yes

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>>83651386
Stop thinking about other men's hips and asses you homo.

>>83649013
>he actually believes this

>>83651479
Read the text in this picture, you retarded faggot >>83651282

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>>83651282
>Projecting this much

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>>83651581
I'm not the one insecure about my sexuality that I take a picture making fun of people literally and focus on the gay stuff. Go kiss some boys you fairy.

>>83651441
>he can't read
Dumb amerifat

>>83651441
>>83651725
shidf pls go

>>83648624
>>83649013
You ever stop to think that that's exactly why he shits on people like that?

>>83651678
Top qeq

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>>83651103
>This is what wagies actually believe

>>83651799
Postmodernists have no interest in actual review and examination.

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no show for you lol

>>83651479
>Tel Aviv more like Tel Crater
The comedic stylings of Sam Hyde, everybody.
>inb4 b-but it's supposed to be retarded!!

>>83651962
but it objectively is

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>>83651962

>>83648330

>Taken 4

>>83651996
how is just "being retarded" funny
do you actually laugh at real disabled people in your regular life

I'm just happy that whenever things aren't going great I can remember that a 32 year old unemployed man is begging teenagers for internet money, really puts things in perspective.

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>>83648330
Why does this guy trigger Reddit so much?

>>83651678
hehe

>>83650447
Link?

>>83649977
Did he try and rejected?

>>83652487
He made like 40 grand off of betting on the Trump win and has created things including a network television show, and they haven't.
Doesn't help that this board is a reddit colony.

>>83651678
He wrote that? Embarassing.

>>83653293
He's a massive weaboo faggot. Just check his twitter.

Daily Reminder: Sam Hyde is a talentless hack

>>83653174
Gavin said that he should go to Compound Media. Sam said that he was sending material to other places. There's like two interviews with Gavin about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPnW8dLsjg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4XV1_GK-Sk

>>83653293
Go read/watch "How I Survived High School" and "Billy the Clown."

>>83652487
Redditors were the ones who shilled him here in the first place

>>83652487
Sam posts on the MDE subreddit all the time. They love him.

I like Mr. Samuel Hydeistan.

His KSTV stuff is fun.

>>83653662
>>83653724
Sam says he has no control over his fanbase and there's no point in trying to tie him to what they do. Reddit can easily hate on the stuff he does just as much.

>>83653548

he didnt write how i survived high school or jaihoo goes to the future. almost positive he didnt write billy the clown either.

>>83653820
I think it might have been Jan, but it carries themes seen throughout Sam's works like Initial D, the darknet and hardcore hacking.

>>83653394

that shit isn't post-modern, post-irony or anti-comedy, whatever this shit means

it's just plain retarded

>>83648624
He doesn't have a liberal arts degree, he has an art degree from RHSD which is a really good art school. Not too different, just sayin' though

>all these butthurt homos ITT who still haven't gotten over that performance he did on gays and AIDS

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giggle

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>>83651799
The only reason why he's doing it is because it's the hip new trendy thing among the teenagers now. If he actually gave a shit about Republican and right-wing values he would act like it. He would pick a job, no matter how shitty, like construction or Walmart or Starbucks, and work his way to the top. That's the standard American conservative creed. He wouldn't be begging for handouts from teenagers who worship him on Reddit. Whether that's actually the right way or not is up to you, but if he were consistent in his values that's what he would do. It's hypocritical to whine about the left and profit off it when it isn't actually reflected in your lifestyle or choices.

>>83655070
That's a reach. He provides goods and service in exchange for money. He isn't even a die-hard conservative, he's a Libertarian.

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really makes you think

>>83655070
sam shits on grindmonkey wagie drones almost as much as airhead libruls. he's literally smug pepe incarnate.

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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>83655301
All the Shroomtech, Alpha BRAIN, and BJJ classes have rotted Sam's Brain. He also donated $5000 to Stickman's GoFundMe.

>>83651040
no thx ;)

>>83655301
so fucking based

more like zero dollar extreme

>>83651282
>I AM MAD AND IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT LOOK AT ME LIST ALL THESE THINGS I HATE

Never has a non-piece of shit made collages like this.

>>83650447
Yeah, that much should be pretty apparent from a good chunk of his videos. A lot of his stuff's funny and he has a solid grasp of graphic design, but much of his material is just callousness for callousness' sake, like having a black kid say "I am not a nigger" or paying a bunch of actresses just so he can insult the shit out of them. I'm all for shock humor, and it's not as if he's committing war atrocities, but he really seems to have it in for other people for no good reason.

>Releases book
>Doesn't release in Canada
A FUCKING LEAF?

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>>83658069
Seeing a little bit of yourself reflected?

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>>83648330
Why was it canned anyway? I remember it having good ratings for its timeslot.

>>83652363
>do you actually laugh at real disabled people in your regular life
I laugh at videos of Beetlejuice and Eric the Midget, yes.

>>83658116
I think you reflect in it more then me.

In that you're an angry small person like the author.

>>83658158
It wasted very funny

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>>83658183
Swing and a miss. I'll have you know I'm a 6'4 head-chief at Wendy's making six figures. Only someone with a vested interest in shallow "man culture" and nihilism would take offense to that.

>>83658158
It also won an online poll between three shows that was suppose to guarantee a second season to the winner.

>>83658268
I meant small as in petty.

Thanks for proving my point, as if I or anyone itt gives a shit about how tall you are or what you do.

>>83658069
When I was 18 (ten years ago) I started noticing some straight guys were acting like children and like pussies. I didn't make a chart like this but I was worried also.

>>83652363
YES
And Tim Heidecker does too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Y_LmdfRC4

>>83654043
Go to bed Sam.

>>83653801
>damage control

>>83655070
You lose your freedom of speech when you take some shitty job because they will just fire you if you say something controversial online in what little free time you have and you have to dedicate half you day doing their shit work.

>>83650447

Sounds like you're talking about Gregg "Opie" Hughes.

>>83648624
you sound salty

Guys obviously you haven't seen his hit new revolutionary video game

I mean there's not any demo footage or character designs or any condensed clear vision of the story

It's mostly just a subreddit full of hanger-ons linking vaporwave and other "aesthetic" retro trash

But it's going to have multiple genres of gameplay and it's going to be great and you should keep giving him Patreon money to make condescending videos towards a sect of society that is probably more fulfilled than him

>>83658675
Where can I donate to this game?

>>83658654
Thought the same thing. nu-/tv/ doesn't know o&a

>>83658440
I'm 23 and I've only known a very small handful of adults that I've never seen act like children, you're going to need to be more specific.

"Pussified" males have existed since forever, you could argue Jesus was a pussified beta.

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>I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
>Votes Trump
lmao

>>83658158
It was right wing comedy. You can't have a right wing show on television in 2017.

I was listening to an NPR piece about the pro-Trump rally/anti-Trump counter protestors in Portland.
>A Trump supporter who said his name was Samuel Hyde said..
>clip plays of guy who is obviously not sam hyde
I chuckled, both because of the "Sam Hyde" meme but also because the reporter seemed to imply that he knew it was a fake name too

>>83659220
Trump wants to get rid of the individual mandate that taxes everyone for just being alive.

>>83659328
Pretty sure being a retard counts as a preexisting condition, so Sam is definitely fucked under Trumpcare.

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>dude let's not support the AS Jews - make sure you watch re-uploads of the show on Youtube!
>wtf why'd they cancel the show? fucking Jews

>>83651678
Is that funny to anyone who doesn't have a gun shot wound in there skull?

>>83648624
Shame, he's genuinely funny but he needs to get over his alt right messiah complex

>>83659454
the people who were encouraging us to do that were jew shills trying to put sam down because they knew that would happen you fucking retard

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>>83649280

>>83655070
>The only reason why he's doing it is because it's the hip new trendy thing among the teenagers now. If he actually gave a shit about Republican and right-wing values he would act like it. He would pick a job, no matter how shitty, like construction or Walmart or Starbucks, and work his way to the top. That's the standard American conservative creed. He wouldn't be begging for handouts from teenagers who worship him on Reddit. Whether that's actually the right way or not is up to you, but if he were consistent in his values that's what he would do. It's hypocritical to whine about the left and profit off it when it isn't actually reflected in your lifestyle or choices.

Yeah Republicans shouldn't be artists.

Does Eric Andre still have a show?

>>83650447
Not that I don't believe you, but I need to see these clips, lol.

>>83658440
Did they thought about taekwondo classes but were indecisive about that because i noticed recently that a lot of numales were indecisive about taking taekwondo classes since based Sam opened my eyes about numales and their indecisions about wether or not taking taekwondo classes.I,myself, is not a nu male and is indecisive about taking capoeira classes instead.

>>83648624
He actually quit his job as a car salesman for the show.

>>83659285
NPR is not going to do a background check on every John Doe they interview.That only show Sam is not very famous and that his name has a everyman vibe to it

>>83659246
>>83658340
>>83658158
https://imgur.com/r/milliondollarextreme/21nUMnV
He's a PR disaster in the making,regardless of the "two thousand layer of eerawnee"

>>83662131
>Oh look everyone, I'm doing Nazi shit XD I'm sure the masses of normies won't mind.
That guy is so unfunny only fidgetspinner autists like him. Just see the comment on his vids, bunch of pepes and anime virgins.

>>83648624
>he spent his youth trying to prove that le weak libruls don't know how the real world works

that's literally not what any of his work is about. you just got this opinion from reading other people's opinions about his comedy. otherwise you're a brainlet.

>I bet there's a bunch of graduated in gender studies and "indie artists" that is living exactly the same pathetic life as him.

W-whoa! It's almost like that's the joke?!

>>83651950
Don't call them postmodernists because you heard jordan peterson misuse the word. That's not what they are.

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>>83650447
Because I find him funnier than most other comedians.

>>83651040
Too late libtard. the_donald is here to stay and all you shills will need to vacate to \co\ or tumbler. Too bad hillary lost otherwise you might control this website. It's in our hands now.

>>83650447
moralfags are worse than manlets

>>83655070
>If he actually gave a shit about Republican and right-wing values he would act like it

When has he ever said anything conservative, right-wing, much less republican, aside from his joking-but-not-really racialism and maybe telling teenagers not to study something impractical because of how much doing so fucked him?

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>>83655301
>Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if people decide to start killing reporters. That's a quote.

>>83650447
His die-hard fans as seen crowding around him at HWNDU are supreme cringelords, but I understand them.

See, Sam is a very observant guy who's willing to sacrifice himself for his art/comedy, that's both pretty powerful and moving.
If you're a millenial, chances are, you're a pushover with no self-respect, trying to suck up to others in order to be accepted, even if it makes you feel miserable.
MDE attacks all those holy cows, women, politics, life choices, and discredits them.
Seeing Sam be a fat pig loser who lives with his mom and still be confident and content with himself is a huge relief when you're chasing ideals and hating yourself.
It's all very Nietzschean.

Still, if I knew him in real life, I'd do my best to avoid him. He's a bad character, a very viscious bully and seems to hate people he perceives as weaker than himself for no particular reason.

>>83662569
this

>>83662569
>seems to hate people he perceives as weaker than himself for no particular reason.

The weak should fear the strong.

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>>83659368
>preexisting condition meme

Man I don't even like Sam Hyde but could you get out of here with that facebook buffoonery?

>>83662131
>>83662209
And then these faggots don't even know who weev is. Ive seen these same fucking Sam Hyde threads the past 3 nights/mornings and it's always the same people posting the same imgur links (this is an imageboard not reddit you stupid shits) and making the same stale old jokes. Why the fuck are you here?

Why are you making the same shitty bait threads to agree with yourself over and over?

>>83655301
>can't afford health insurance
>donate 5000$ to defend some dailystormer troll in court

what did this retard mean by this?

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>>83662569
>His die-hard fans as seen crowding around him at HWNDU are supreme cringelords

I saw him in Boston at a free speech rally but was too scared to say hello or ask for a picture because I didn't want to look like this. Now I'll probably never get a chance to meet him again.

>>83658158
Because it turns out /pol/ posting stephan molyneux videos and fbi crime statistics when you're in a liberal majority industry is frowned upon

who would have thought

god such a fucking retard sam is, if we would have controlled his shit posting we would have gotten another season and seen what he was capable of once he got his bearings. I thought season 1 was alright, it showed a LOT of potential.

>>83658268
in all honesty his legs are fucking pitiful

you can tell he can probably bench a shit ton but those legs are just pathetic

Just watch this and cringe, his fans really are sad pathetic virgins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJuertVRRE

>>83662569
He's actually a nice dude in person. All that shit is just either character or defense mechanisms.

>>83652944
>>83660750
I wish I could remember the names of the videos, but I'll describe them to you.
In one he's walking around some city with Nick and Charles and he starts making fun of these two homeless guys who are having some kind of disagreement. Then the three of them get in Nick's car and Sam flips off the homeless guys, saying something I can't recall.
The other video is a mashup of random clips and in one he goes up to some fat chick in a parking lot and shouts, "I bet the inside of that car stinks!" She doesn't even get angry, just looks sad, like he ruined her day.

>>83651678
>make her feel how sexual I get

what did he mean by this

>>83662274
>that's literally not what any of his work is about.
You clearly haven't watched much of his stuff.

>>83662767
This sort of treatment of TV talent is why we dont get any new shows like Xavier Renegade Angel or Superjail! on adultswim anymore

>>83662866
not the guy you're replying to but like the only stuff that is LE LIBRULS R WRONG is the Rutgers talk (which is more like 2 hours of him telling art students they're wasting their time) and like two post-election videos.

>Got permarekt and his career ended by fatmanlet nobody Tim Heidecker

lel alt-right kikelovers forever blown the fuck out

>>83662744

If you like the guy, should have just yelled "there's Sam!" or something and bought him a beer. What's with fucking taking pictures, you gonna jack off to that or something? I don't get this picture thing.

>>83663012
I was going to upload it facebook.

>>83663020
hey you're not me!
but yeah that was what I was going to do.

>>83662811

say what you want about Sam, he is by far the least cringy person being recorded here. If only he had the balls to call out his fans as dicksucking praise shadilay XD yesmen that they are.

>>83663063
Even Sam knows not to piss off the people who are donating to his Patreon.

>>83663041

So you're gonna bother some dude so you can put his picture up on facebook. What the fuck is up with that. You admire someone, you get him a beer or something, show appreciation. Not use them to build your spankbank.

>>83662767
>Partisan politics is only okay if it's left leaning

>>83663155
Why would I buy him a beer when we're both hanging out at an event that's no where near a bar and I don't drink? Do you only use photos to jack off, m8?

>>83663147

Yeah, that's the faggot thing about him. Seems like he is very selective about who he goes against. All these people in this video so eagerly spouting entry level memes and generally acting like attention hungry children are just as worthy (and probably more) of ridicule as "AIDS bjorn" there.

The funny thing is, he really could call these faggots out and still retain his popularity (and even win new people over) if he'd just speak his mind. I mean you can tell he's cringing internally, anyone would. Lose a few patreon shekels, retain integrity. But dude's thinking way too small.

Just like when he lost his show. Could have played it off like it was a prank on Adult Swim all along, acted like he knew it was only a matter of time before they got cancelled. But once again, he thought small, lost his nerve and acted like a bitch begging for his show and jewish adult swim shekels back.

>>83663170
>anon says he wants another season of WP
>must be one of those evil left wingers!!
learn how to think, buddy

>>83648624
What's wrong with that? The subtle context to his college videos has always been "don't make the same mistakes I did". It's a common message from older people, but he manages to keep it interesting and grounded.

Instead of being preachy and anecdotal, he goes on the assault sometimes using statistics. His presentation at Rutgers is a good combination of him being an asshole, while also genuinely showing the life most of those attendees were heading toward with real data. He explains that today is one of the worst times to go to college and people should spend more time considering it, instead of jumping right in (like he did).

>>83663170
nowhere in my post did I say any of this nepotism and blacklisting was okay

>>83651678
kinda funny, little too pessimistic and cynical and self flagellating (you can tell he was into most of this shit at one point or still is), but kinda funny

>>83655070
>pick a job, no matter how shitty, like construction or Walmart or Starbucks, and work his way to the top. That's the standard American conservative creed.

lol

you can work your way to the top buddy :P just hang in there :P no nepotism, degree and/or luck involved :P just a lot of hard work :P and a strong handshake :P make sure you call everyone sir and madam :P dont forget to tip your waiter :P kill your self :P

>>83658079
he was bitter for too long and so he became evil

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>>83662329
Nick is based. Owns two stores outside of MDE too. Charls is great too, but is fucking insane. The guy is a ticking timebomb.

>>83649584
Me too. Hope it's not dead.

>>83662329
Charls is best but I respect your opinion

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>>83665695

>>83662329
this- though I'd say Charls and Nick oscillate

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>>83658158

>>83655301
absolute madman, no wonder he didnt feel guilt killing all those kids

>>83662714
Weev is a fuck who tattooed a swatiska on his chest.You'll never convince anyone that it was "ee-raw-nick" or "part of a character.HE WAS JUST PRETENDING"