> HELP > HELP >THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

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>>83646701
kino silver fox takes over the show when?

>>83646834
this guy is so fucking slick

Did Donald Trump winning the presidency pretty much make this show obsolete?

>>83646701
what a silly show

>>83646701
was it kino?

>>83646701
Why does he look like a faggot now?

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>N-NANI?!

haha you know he's a schemer because he looks at the camera :DDD

She didn't fly so good

you really think shes not gonna remember he did that ???

dumb show

>>83647732
She'll be dead before she ever were to wake up

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>>83647419
>obsolete
we gonna give the show from the republican side next

>>83647770

from falling down like 4-5 stairs?

she would at most be concussed and knocked out... not dead...

>>83646701
lmao, that's like only three steps nigga wtf is this shit?

He looked right into the camera.

>>83647807
They'd obviously kill her in the hospital

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Why Did cuckoldry work so well in house of cards is it because franks still held power in the relationship

>>83646701
>looks directly at the camera
what did he mean by this

>>83647887
haven't watch the show have you ?
this
>>83646834

>>83646834
This guy made me want to buy a turtleneck.

>>83646701
I'm loving this meme, keep it going.

>>83646701

>HELP
>HELP
>THE WRITING DIED BEFORE FALLING

>>83647835

It's not cuckoldry if you're fucking men on the side right? I thought Frank was into weird masochism shit with that other guy in some season. He never cared about Claire.

>>83647835
Cause Frank and Claire don't love each other in the same way a husband loves a wife. They are pretty much business partners. The love they have for one another is merely respect.

Frank knows he can't give Claire the affection she wants and desires so he allows the writer to give that to Claire just as so long it doesn't interfere with his plans

House of Cards past Season 2 was a mistake. Fuck Robin Wright and fuck whoever came up with the whole idea of Tom's character.

>>83648218
>>83648218
i considered this the best fucking relationship ever depicted everyone knew wtf they wanted

> or maybe im just a sociopath

>>83646834
Why did Claire trust him to get rid of Tom's body? It was made abundantly clear to the Underwoods he cannot be trusted.

>>83648218

>Frank knows he can't give Claire the affection she wants and desires so he allows the writer to give that to Claire just as so long it doesn't interfere with his plans

This entirely. He's got sadomasochistic shit going on and she just wants a guy to fuck her that loves her.

It's no more fucked up than most marriages end up being before divorce or everyone finding out about it.

>>83648228
I liked Tom as just the writer who was a fraud and took his brother's work and published it as his own. Thought that was interesting. But yeah they kind of didn't know what to do with him. Glad he's dead

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>>83647477
>now

>>83646834

He reminds me of Walton Simons so much.

>>83648289
I loved their relationship at the start, it was something truly unique, but the cucking shit ruined it. It would be far more interesting if they had to wrestle with some feelings they still have with each other rather than
>just fuck this writer for sexual release lmao

I like the scenes where they genuinely feel like husband and wife. Like that White House cinema scene, that was House of Kino.

>>83648319
Forgot about that. At least his plot line is over with

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He will win the House of Cards.

>>83648428
Poor Doug. Loyal to the end and just used by Frank. I honestly think Doug will end up killing Frank in the series finale.

>>83647835
I miss Meechum...

>>83648514
Can someone explain what's with Doug at the end of S5? Is he facing an actual murder charge? There's no evidence to link him to the murder, is there? I was barely paying any attention after HELP HELP scene.

>>83648576
Doug is being set up by the Underwoods as the murderer for Zoe Barnes. The subway camera a man that looks like Doug from the back. Claire proposed this idea because the new reporter (forgot his name, the black guy) was looking into Rachel and Claire needed that to go away.

>>83646834
Literally the only good thing to come out of Season 5.

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>>83648531

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>>83647835

It's a sham marriage where both sides fuck around on each other, much like the Clintons

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HELP

HELP

THE CAREER HAS FALLEN

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HELP

HELP

THE WEST HAS FALLEN

[/spoiler]inb4 /pol/, it's a meme you git[/spoiler]

>>83648857
For real, did she squeeze his nuts to death or something?

>>83646701
Kinda risky pushing her 4 steps is it not? He couldnt really bank on her falling into a coma. Its almost like he's building a house of cards.

>>83649009
CUTE

>>83649147
>alternate scene
>Cathy falls down like any normal human being would
>Frank, what the FUCK?

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HELP

HELP

MY JOKES HAVE FALLEN

>>83649227
>HELP! HELP! THE SECRETARY HAS GOTTEN UP!

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>>83649077
>doesn't even know how to spoiler
embarrassing showing letting people know off the bat you're not from around here
>>>/r/eddit

>>83649227

>You're probably thinking my plan has been ruined
>If so, you are wrong
>"CATHY STOP!" as Frank throws himself down the entire staircase instead of the first few steps
>bloody and bruised, Frank yells at the Secret Service to detain Cathy for an assassination attempt immediately

>>83648428
>literally any female character comes in contact with Doug
>HELP HELP MY PANTIES HAVE FALLEN

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HELP HELP I MISS 24

>>83649286

Jokes on you, I'm just mentally retarded. [spoilers]But seriously, I sometimes have a hard time remembering even basic shit. It doesn't happen all that often but I'm 30 now and I'm worried that in 10 years I'm gonna go insane or something.[/spoilers]

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HELP

HELP

MY INSECURITIES HAVE FALLEN

>>83646701
i stopped after season 2, did she die just from falling down 3 stairs?

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HELP HELP MUH LEGZ

>>83646701
>STILL GLARING INTO THE CAMERA AFTER ALL THESE SEASONS

MAN THIS SHOW GOT TIRED

>>83646701

So Bill rekt killary. Interesting. I never considered this but I believe it

>>83649544
oh my fucking lord

>>83649420
you have autism

>>83649544

Kys immediately nigger

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>>83649735
>>83649772

>hating fatkino

>>83646834
He really is a fox.

>>83646834

Straight version of Anderson Cooper

>>83649095
She poisoned him, you saw her with the drops after (that Jane gave Clair for her 'headaches').

>>83649077
nice spoiler reddit
you have to go back

>>83649947
Oh shit, I didn't catch that.

>>83649972

You should've seen the 2nd time I attempted it. Didn't even notice I put an extra dash in the first one.

>i fuc u cuz i h8 u :^)

>>83650192
This was such a 'we need to write this character out of the show ASAP' moment.

>>83647580
>>83647698

>"No ticket."

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I want to pull of this look desu.

>>83646701
10 dollars says she gets murdered in the hospital in the first episode of S6.

>>83646834
This guy is so fucking hot holy shit.

I'm sexually attracted to this guy.

SEND HELP

>>83646701
finished season 2 months ago, this guy is still killing people and getting away with it?

>>83649384
Keked.

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>>83650552
I'm glad i'm not the only one. So sexy.

>>83646701
>looking into the camera

americans everyone

>>83650552
I'd let him manage my campaign

>>83650644
THAT WAS HIS MEME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE

HOW HES STILL DOING THIS GIMMICK WITH A STRAIGHT FACE IN SEASON 5

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What the fuck were they thinking?

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>>83650548

Man those Silver Foxes are sexy.

No homo.

>>83650762
yeah but now is horrible and cringe

>>83647419
yes

>muh glamorous machiavellian politics man
meanwhile in real life, a crass reality tv star wins the office against a seasoned schemer

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Would you titfuck Leann?

Does this remind anyone else of this Oz scene?
https://youtu.be/HQKqlY96K58?t=2m8s

>>83650832
Just because Donald is crass doesn't mean he isn't a master class schemer.

This is one of the only shows I've ever dropped. I usually stick with a show I invested a lot of time watching, but I was already considering it last season because of how abysmal the writing had gotten, but 5 hit a new low, the writing is complete garbage now. I feel sorry for Spacey, he's just not been given good material to work with, and it really shows.

>>83650918
go back to /r the donald

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>>83649350
All according to plan

>>83650857
They're not even near big enough to titfuck anon.

You'd have a better shot with Durant.

>>83650903

I've seen this trope in a number of movies; none come to mind but I know I've seen people quietly calling for help or saying no/don't/stop when they've obviously asking for it.

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/our guy/ alongside Doug

>>83650918

When has he displayed anything even close to "master class" scheming? The man is absurdly transparent.

>>83651029
I would fuck Durant so much Anon. It's not fair

>>83651089
I don't like him and I hope he dies in the carbomb Frank plants for Claire

>>83651112
When he won the 2016 election?

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>>83651089
>*teleports behind you*
>gives you political advice in a calm clear voice

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>>83651129
Durant is a qt. I fucking hate Frank for hurting her.

>ywn play beerpong with based Secretary of State in the White House

be real with me /tv/, is this season worth watching

I watched the first episode then I threw it in the trash. it's just as shit as last season

also, I wanted this season to be the final season then I found out it wasn't

>>83651215
It shows that he walked into a blindspot

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>>83651112
MANIPULATING THE MEDIA INTO GIVING HIM BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF PRESS COVERAGE FOR FREE

HIS CAMPAIGN WAS ABSOLUTELY MASTERFUL

THE GREATEST UNDERDOG UPSET OF ALL TIME

LIBERALS WILL LITERALLY NEVER RECOVER

>>83651301
The last ten minutes are in my opinion some of the best in the series.

>>83646834
He's a Mary stu

>>83651301
It's got some close-to-shark-jumping moments, but it kept me engaged throughout.

>>83651358
the last ten minutes of the last episode?

>>83651301
I liked it. It's still House of Cards, but a dumber than in previous seasons.

Skip all Tom Yates scenes.

>>83651165

You don't even sound certain. What scheming did he do? He won because he was loud and stupid that appealed to the voters, who wanted to hear loud, stupid shit.

>>83650857
It's Neve fucking Campbell
I've had a crush on her since Scream.

>>83651394
Yeah. Personal opinion but whatever

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>>83650978

It's an old maymay sir but it checks out.

Claire is the worst

fuck her

>>83651259
>gives you political advice in a calm clear voice
This dude has a nice, soothing voice, no homo

>>83651422
>You don't even sound certain
I didn't realize I was talking to a psychological master. Have a good day sir

HELP

HELP

THE QUALITY HAS FALLEN

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Am I witnessing the birth of a hella epic new meme?

>>83652253
No it's been around for a few days and it's already peaked

>>83647419
yes, like all the things that try to respond to trump. most of the american comedy nowadays is "trump" *audience laughs* "cofveve" *more laughter*

>>83650832
having a glamorous machiavellian politician show would be cool, but hoc sux because they try to be crazier than trump. murdering every character is not smart.

>>83651422
>he won because he was stupid
if you are smart you lose

>>83652608
Same shit with GWB that's why I didn't want Trump to win, comedians get hella lazy lazier