Name a bigger JUST than Shane Black's Predator

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>basing your opinion on zero context set photos and ransom plot snippets
>not trusting shane black

>>83646732
Kek, Black is that you?

>>83646732
>>not trusting shane black
>after that shit that was iron man 3

>>83647346
This

>>83647346
>I didn't watch The Nice Guys

>>83646688
It will suck

>>83646688
that does sound awful

This sounds so fucking horrible so far

>>83646732
They're clearly riding the tank happy as can be like Barney the Dinosaur. Admit it, the new shit is garbaaage.

>>83646688
>Olivia Munn

At least people will give the female character in Predators some just dues after they see this one.

>>83648285
She was cute, that's about all I remember

>>83646688
Let's look on the bright side: it won't miscast and waste Lawrence Fishburne.

For all the shit Prometheus and Covenant get on here, this movie actually has everything that should stir the shit on /tv/.

Do people just not give as much of a shit about Predator?

Why do none of these retards understand the thing that made films like predator and robocop popular in the short and long term were the ridiculous action and gore coupled with viewing the near future through an 80s tier lens of decadence and pushing too far without thinking of the consequences? I bet they introduce some plot point about predator having a wife and kids he needs to work hard in the military to provide for. Fuck this gay planet and time. There are so many interesting ways you could take a modern day reboot of predator or robocop etc but these cucks just make it like every other film on the market.

>Predator
>10/10

>Predator 2
>5-6/10

>Predators
>4-5/10

How would YOU save the Predator franchise without using niggers, womyn, or good guy preds?

How would

>>83648090
I did it was complete shit after the first half which was only mediocre

>>83648090
It was above average and I remember enjoying it but having said that I have no recollection of virtually anything about it. Totally forgettable.

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>>83646688
>Urban "tamed" preds wearing military issued camo gear
>autistic child who learns their language
>Militant preds dispatched along side human soldiers to fight Super "Pred 2.0"

Normally OP is a faggot, but this legitimately sounds terrible

>>83650709
>How would YOU save the Predator franchise without using niggers, womyn, or good guy preds?

Return to the series to it's roots. Group of bad ass guys in a military conflict zone, preferably a new and fresh setting, being hunted by a Predator one by one leading to a climactic confrontation that relies on ingenuity and survival skills to defeat a vastly stronger opponent.

>>83650709
Would have made the avp fims not suck, there's no where to go with the franchise now without just rehashing the original story and there's no one that you could cast to carry that rehash. Maybe Batman v Alien v Predator or Engineer? or just pull an apocalypto but with Predators vs superpredators

>>83646732
It doesn't matter how random it is. Motherfucker has a creature that can literally turn invisible to the human eye in camo. That's horrendous.

>>83650709
Black screen, fades to light. A young predator is being born. A group of scientist predators huddle around, explaining why this predator is a special predator, with his heritage and build making him the ultimate predator. A brief rundown of the politics of predator world is explained, with civil war erupting. Huge predator vs predator battle. Young predator is sent to alien world for safety, clark kent style. Young predator is forced to teach himself to be a predator, using only spears, tribal wepons etc, Arnold swarzenaggar style. Kills aliens that were threatening him and rules planet. Later sequels he could return to predator world??? Predator is so badass its not even hard

>>83651031
Tell that to Dark's snapped neck!

>>83651090
?

>>83650709

maybe a ww1 or 2 campaign? predator killing either side opportunistically?

nothing is going to match the machismo of the first.

>>83651031
Aliens were humans right?

>>83651142
noice or even civil war? fuck it, Aztec war!

>>83651163

man was the true predator after all

>>83651201
What if it's futuristic humans that have advanced past predators and now hunt them for sport

>>83651201
deep...and a lesson was learned by all

>>83650709
Fug you, I liked Predators

>>83651250
see Predator is a gold mine, great ideas in this thread! And it could be the other way around, with one human hunting a group of predators

>>83651263

especially billy. he learned true strength of laughter until he was exploded

>>83651331
dont forget to cut me a check Mr. Executive

>>83650843
>or just pull an apocalypto but with Predators vs superpredators

Ooh that could work! And you'd have some quick nod to the first movie, and maybe the twist is that it's a prequel.

rip off the plot to I Am Legend (the short story not the movie).

>last human supersoldier on a far away military outpost planet
>planet is colonized by preds
>he spends the movie being hunted by them, but always prevails
>until the end of the movie when he is finally captured
>they parade him through pred-ville and they are all scared shitless of him because to them, he's the real monster.

>Predator realizes in the end
>he was in his home planet all along
>he cries

>predator has the space ebola
>it's ruining his planet's advanced civilization
>he needs fresh dna for a cure
>goes for interviews at genetics labs and blood banks
>no one will hire him since he's wearing his camouflage and is invisible to the interviewers
> this repeats many times
>he gets frustrated and goes to some thirdworld shithole to kill undesirable elements so he can put it on his CV for assisting humanity
>arnold and co dont understand and beat him up and kill him

last transmission of "HAHAHAHAHA" is actually "i'm sorry i failed our species is doomed"

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>>83646688
>>Keegan Micheal
>alt-right fuckboys actually think this is a problem

>>83651791
those god damn photonphobes ruined another poor boys life

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>yfw it's good and /tv/ gets BTFO

>tamed
It's even worse
they're defector predators

>>83652035
>good movie
>2017

Ugg just looked up his past movies and there is nothing in his track record that would indicate he is the right guy for this. Unless this is a passion project of his and has a definite rated r vision its gonna probably suck and Itll probably go straight to dvd.

>>83651791
>>83651609
>>83651496
they're a nomadic species, they don't have a true home planet, nor do their tribes act for the good of the whole species.

"Preds 2.0" (evil predators who only hunt other predators, and often use Xeno) do have a home planet tho.

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>>83650838
>Return to the series to it's roots.

>>83650709
>How would YOU save the Predator franchise
By not using using niggers, womyn, or good guy preds

>>83652164
He was Hawkins in the original movie

>>83650709
A lot of problems with these movies would be solved if they let the Predator speak and translated what he said with subtitles. Until they have the balls to do that they will always shoehorn humans into this shit so we can "identify" with someone.

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>>83648090
>The nice guys was a good movie

>>83650838

It would be pretty baller to see a Predator set in the Syrian war. They can skin some ISIS motherfuckers and fight it out with some mercs that team up with some Spetznas/SEAL survivors.

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>>83646688
Shane Black fucking was in the original Predator. I trust him to not disgrace it.

>>83646732
Fuck off, Shane.
You're worse than Blomkamp.

>>83652736

Geez you got a big pussy.

Geez you got a big pussy.

JUST
U
S
T

>A predator escape pod crashes in Cuba while Boyd Holbrooks character is on a mission

>He steals some of the predators tech and FedExes it to his house in Georgia before they both get captured by the CIA who takes him to area 52 where it is revealed that predator refugees have been working with humans since the Cold War

>Holbrooks autist son gets the alien tech his dad sent

>The predators plan to take over earth as their home world is dying and send a super predator to earth to kill the predator dissidents and get their stuff back from the autist son

>Super predator releases army of predators that have 3 legs, four legs, tentacles etc.

>After a while Holbrooks character and his son end up on the ship where they kill all the predators by detonating an explosive collar they all wear, and because the kid is super smart he works out how to fly the ship and decides to destroy it by crashing it into the ground

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>>83646688
Is he making air quotes?

>>83647346
Iron Man 3 was good though. I don't Shane's ever been involved in a bad movie actually.

>>83652772
Blomkamp is way fucking worse. At least Black doesn't drown his movies in hamfisted political messages.

>>83653066
Blomkamp has made one decent sci-fi in the last 10 years - District 9, Shane Black has made shit, Iron Man 3 was laughable.

>>83653194
He's made Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Nice Guys and he wrote Lethal Weapon and The Last Boyscout. All better movies than District 9.

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>>83653343
>Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Pure Kino.

>>83653010
>Iron Man 3 was good though
Wtf I love terrible villains breathing terrible cgi fire for no reason now
Wtf I love child actors now

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>>83652836
>predator refugees have been working with humans since the Cold War

>>83651031
That sounds legitimately awful

>>83653541
>Wtf I love terrible villains breathing terrible cgi fire for no reason now
Yeah that was the joke. Try lightening up.

>>83653701
>the bad guy is the joke
>he's so terrible of a bad guy he becomes comic relief
Wow fantastic movie, really had me on the edge of my seat. Was it also a joke that they paid RDJ $20million but only spent $20 on the fire cgi?

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>>83652836

Shane wrote Monster Squad. The man knows quality kino.

>>83651277
This

Brody was great I don't get the hate

>>83650666
I think its the writers and directors thinking they could make a better film. And in doing so fuck it up tremendously.

>>83650709
An enhanced Dutch played by Arnold goes to a Predator homeworld to hunt the Predators. His one man rampage brings the intergalactic hunters to their knees once and for all.

>>83646688
>The year is 2022 and the CIA has been working on a top secret project involving a captured Predator to learn about its hunting methods.
>The CIA has been breeding the perfect Predator over generations of cloning and enhancing the predator with technology.
>the LABRAT Cyborgpredator escapes and ends up hunting a group of 7 predators
>its literally the first movie but with a cyborgpredator hunting predators

>>83647346
Iron man 3 was pretty good for a Marvel flick. I bet you can't come up with more than muh Mandarin

>>83654466
>muh little kid xD

>>83654492
That role could've ruined the movie but the little fucker was actually talented. I don't even know what's your complaint, was the arc too obvious for you? In a Marvel movie? Or you don't like kids in your movies? Not a Terminator 2 fan huh, or is it just Marvel movies where kids aren't allowed? Just for context do you, by any chance, have a soft spot for BvS?

>>83650709
I'd stick to the original formula but set it different time periods.
> WW 1&2
> The West
> Colonial times
>Pirate times
> Middle Ages etc.
Set it in whatever desired region around the time period with the appropriate kind of badasses for the predator to hunt.