I'm ready for REAL kino.

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>>83634558
>generic bland sci-fi suits
>generic bland sci-fi-name
>that fucking awful blue/orange lensflare poster

>>83634588
The book this is based on DESIGNED the "generic" you are calling out pleb!!

fair call on blue and orange though

>>83634558
This is going to be the biggest bomb of 2017.

>>83634672
The book coming out a long time ago doesn't excuse the trashy generic designs of the space suits and ships in the film.

>>83634558
>has no tits whatsoever
>her breast armor is a 36CCC

motherfucking kek

>>83634558
Rihanna and Cara... nope it's going to suck.

>>83634558
Are they saving Ukraine?

>>83634558

Nobody outside of France will give a fuck

>>83635069
I give a fuck and am outside of France

>>83635101
No one gives a fuck about you though.

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>>83635120

Ouch.

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>>83635069
Lel it's my most anticipated summer movie get bent amerikid.

>>83635300
>how do you got from this...
>to THIS...
>the movie: the jpg: the twat with shit taste

kys fag

>>83634588
>generic bland sci-fi-name
What was wrong with "Valerian & Laureline", for that matter?

This fucking movie looks awful. The acting and CGI belongs in a Uwe Ball flick
And that tranny has about as much range as a cardboard cutout

>>83634588
You're retarded. The name is everything but generic.

>>83635468
You're right "The city of a thousand planets" is downright retarded

Why is Cara Delboy still in the acting business?

>>83635497
No.
You're retarded.

>>83634558

> Besson

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

yet another failure among a long list already

>>83634558
marvel cuck

>>83635511
>no u

destroy urself

>>83635502

Daddy's money
Filmmakers too stupid to realize it's not 2012 anymore

>>83635539
Not funny anymore.

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Why is /tv/ so tsundere for Cara?

ITS SO DENSE

>>83635591

Prime feminine penis

>>83635591
Cuz she has FAS

>>83635300

>Characters are meant to be Chad and Stacy
>Cast two ghoul-looking motherfuckers in the lead role

Bravo Luc

>>83635101

You should probably go back to France then.

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>>83635707
A dude who can act is more important than just looks.

Also Cara is turbostacy

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So this is the future...

>>83634558
I'm ready for REAL bomb

>>83635591
/TV/ is being way too bitterly jealous with her.

>>83634588
exactly this fucking droped just for that

>>83635101
bullshit I traced your IP to the Paris suburbs quit falseflagging piere

>>83635300
>change gold and white suits for blue ones
>change the red hair
literally why?

>>83636040

Why do you assume that the bottom is supposed to be the same scene as the OP?

Also he already used the red hair in Fifth element

>>83636074
>he already used the red hair in Fifth element
Are you telling me that a director can't repeat the hair color of a women?
So directors should only make 4 movies? Blonde, brunete, red hair and dark?

>>83635804
Antiredhair racism is so overlooked, look at this, this is blonde washing

>>83636357

The joke is that Fifth Element was Besson's Valerian ripoff, so now he can't do it again in the actual movie.

>>83636391
Yes he can

>people have faith in Besson after Adele Blancuck, The Family and Lucy
I hope I'm wrong, but this will suck.

>>83636484

Well Lucy made money and it wasn't just Scarjo since GiTS failed spectacularly.

>>83636564
Yes it did and it'll have a sequel.
It's still an awful movie.

>>83636391
there is no joke in there, it's just the color of her hair

>>83636904

Sometimes I think people like you were made in a lab and I wonder why they let you out.

Lighten up, dipshit.

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>>83634588
>>that fucking awful blue/orange lensflare poster

>>83634229

Can you make better? No.

>>83636950
>turboautism speaks

>>83636484
what was bad about lucy other than the concept and the pendrive?

Will it be the Fifth Element of our time?

>>83637659
nah, a 5th element knock off more like

Wow, they managed to make the Mass Effect characters even more ugly and autistic looking

>>83634558
sci fi kino back in the menu boiiis

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>>83634558
im interested in the movie but it looks like theres too much alien politics

also 3D for this movie might make me vomit

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>>83634558
I don't know anything about the comics but are the characters related? Or do the actors just happen to look alike?
>I'd still fuck, though.

>>83634558
looks better than jupiter ascending
still will bomb like jupiter ascending

>>83634558
Hope there's a Ruby Rhod cameo.

>>83635300
the comic seems to convey more emotion than these two big eyebrowed freaks

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Oh yay, another doughy cgi aliens that would never evolve on a 0.9-1.1g planetoid shitfest.

Who do these movies appeal to? The insane?

>>83642100
the non autisitc

>>83635591
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt

>>83635591

God, i wish i could make her wear my clothes and fuck her butt while biting her shoulders.

Not gonna see this entirely because the male lead is off-puttingly unattractive. He looks like a wet spud with a bad wig and I refuse to see him and his oily, clammy skin do generic space action shit in an attempt to be badass and appealing.
Just disgusting.

>>83634558
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHOOT A THEATER IF SEE ANOTHER FUCKING BLUE AND ORANGE POSTER

>>83634588
dumb lynchfaggot

>>83643157
do it

I want to do acid and watch this. Is it safe to? I've never done acid.

>>83634558
The boy looks like a girl in drag and the girl looks like a boy in drag.

>>83645231
How long did it take for you to align all those nice title pictures up?

>>83642100

John Carter was one of the best movies Disney ever made. The reason it didn't do well is beyond me. I absolutely loved it.

>>83645231
>>83645374
By the way, they're all shit in comparison to Star Wars, so take a fucking hike.

>>83645613
>>83645374
>>83645231
(That was a joke by the way, don't take me on)

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>>83645192

>>83645231

>lexx
>garbage tier

Boring hierarchy. Should put that in a novelty-tier.

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What the fuck is this?