Who was in the wrong?

>>83631507
PERRO CACA
JAJAJAJJAJA

>>83631507
wtf why did he hit that dog

>>83631507
Anyone who keeps perpetuating this neo-meme.

In the wrong?
What's a wrong?

>>83631588
revenge for the fallen homies

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this guy

what would you do if you were enjoying a meal and minding your own business when suddenly a 5'7'' mexian punched you in the throat out of nowhere ?

>>83631734
Get into a crab stance and challenge him to a duel.

>>83631564

LMFAO

I'm dyin over here lol.

>>83631588
Establishing himself as pack leader.

>>83631507
>I use pack methods to teach an animal that lacks pack mentality after domestication
>I'm just going to continuously physically attack this dog while it eats, without relenting or ever backing off, until it bites me
>OW FUCKING DOG BIT ME GONNA KICK IT WITH STEEL TIPPED SHOES

>>83631507
You, for making this thread every day.

>>83632673
>animal that lacks pack mentality
You are retarded

>>83631507
You, for making this thread every day.

>>83633790
Triggered beaner

Why can you discipline dogs with physical contact, but not children?

>>83631588
He was becoming the alpha male, something you will never understand.

>>83631507
>try eating food
>angry mexican comes and hits you
>/tv/ defends jose

what went so wrong?

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What is this stance called?

>>83631734
call ICE

>>83631658
>Sir, are you sure you are a dog behavourist?

>You're sitting in a restaurant eating lunch
>Tiny Hispanic man walks up to you, crouches down, puts his face right next to yours
>He's just inches away from you, staring straight at you
>You try to ignore him and continue eating
>He reaches down and mashes his hand in your plate of food
>You look up angrily "What the fuck is your problem??"
>HIYA! The Mexican midget karate-chops you in the neck
Holly was a good girl, I would've bitten him too

>>83632673
t. Holly

>>83636181
>>HIYA! The Mexican midget karate-chops you in the neck

Lost my shit, thanks lad

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JoJo version when?

>>83631734
wonder where the meal came from and then once I realized that the guy who hit me owned the meal that I was eating, I would realize I was in the wrong for eating his food, that I thought was free, and I would submit to him, rightfully so.

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>>83635088
IMAGINE being such a manlet that you spend your entire life "dominating" dogs because people won't listen to you

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>>83631507

post the other webm pls

Labs and retrievers are such generic, unremarkable dogs. They're pretty fucking daft as well.
I don't know why everyone who wants a dog gets a lab or a retriever instead of a more interesting breed.

>>83631601
t. non-native English speaker

>>83635046
Same reason you can fuck dogs but not children I guess

>>83637090
are there cases of aggressive goldens?

my friend's golden is a giant pushover. basically wags its tail if it sees strangers

>>83637090
They're not daft, they're one of the most intelligent races, which is why they're so easy to train.

>>83631507
who throat punches a dog? and wuuhiiii?

>>83631507

When are unrelated real life events going to be super imposed onto Cesar and Holly's bodies?

>>83637154
They're easy to train because they're eager to please people, not because they're smart. Huskies are known to be difficult to train but they're one of the smartest dog breeds. It's because they are fiercely independent.

>>83637209
Its a stabbing kind of hit with his thumb, like if the dog is being bit on the neck, It shows dominance and asserts yourself as the alpha so the dog will stop being a little shit.

They should have asserted themselves more when the dog was growing up so it didn't become that way.

>>83637240
When the meme reaches Stage 3, it metastasizes and spreads throughout the system.

>>83637279
Their gentle nature certainly helps, but intelligence is a large part of it as well. Try teaching a person with Down's syndrome something and then try it on a nuclear physicist afterwards. I thought this was common knowledge, but you can't take even the simplest things for granted on this site apparently.

>>83637499
inequitable analogy. try teaching a 4 yo who is fed, happy, and trusting that you are the parent, vs teaching a cranky disobedient 6 yo.

you both
>>83637279
>>83637499
seem to have mistaken eachother for arguing the absolute. in the end it is a product of both intelligence and nature whether a dog is 'easier' to train.

what i don't understand is why cesar doesn't flip him on his back and force him to show his belly. I thought that was the quickest way to force an exchange of dominance?

>>83637433
I don't think this meme will metastasize. It's too reliant on dog owners who regard their pets as their children (dumb fucks).

I wonder if it's just a co-incidence that it appeared after Gordon Ramsay posting disappeared.

"We must secure the existence of our dogs and a future for labrador children" - Holly

>>83637653
>I don't think this meme will metastasize. It's too reliant on dog owners who regard their pets as their children (dumb fucks).

So like 50% of the population?

>>83631507
I might be missing some context here, but I'm pretty sure you don't solve food aggression by punching the dog in the face.

>I'M BREAKING THE CONDITONING ARF ARF ARF

What did holly mean wit dis?

let's be honest if the camera wasn't on the savage mexican in ceaser would have just beat the dog until it was dead

>>83638594
dude, he adopted the dog afterwards

>>83631507
>judo chops le dog in the neck

Nice!

>>83638645
for his ancient aztec day of the dead sacrifice

>>83638968
Yeah he's a faggot

>>83637090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
it's a show on the national geographic channel

>>83639018
I'm white, no one wants to see me hit dogs.

>>83636181
>pets are equal to human society
Delusional dog apologists everyone.
Kill yourself.

>oh great dinner!
>yum yum yum
>...uh why is this guy standing so close to me?
>get the fuck out of here, man. i'm trying to eat!
>punches you in the face

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>>83637026
Imagine being such an alpha male that you go around punching people in the throat and they all show submission towards you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWEythWtuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83639018
>Dogs think this is a valid argument
*Punches your throat*
Back to the kennel.

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>>83632673
>>OW FUCKING DOG BIT ME GONNA KICK IT WITH STEEL TIPPED SHOES
So he should have just let the dog mangle him because it was his fault?

>Labradors are peaceful doggos
>Labrador ends up with an Asian guy
>Labrador thinks he's the alpha of the house
(lol

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>>83639601
>labs aren't typically aggressive
>Asians wanna eat dogs
>Asian owns lab
>lab wants to eat Cesar
Like owner like pet I suppose

>>83637090
Labs are among the most obedient, friendly, and loyal dogs. As far as intelligence, they're top 10.

>>83640827
I think the friendliest and most safe dog is the pug, if it weren't for their huge health defects they would be the perfect companion dog.

>>83635346
A doglet bit a fat NEET in the neck, who bled out and died. /tv/ went ape and called the dog reddit or something.

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>>83631588
If I fed you every day every meal of your life and you snarled at me I'd let the nanny rip your throat out too

>>83633720
No he's not, you fell for a meme

My 9 week puppy keeps biting me what do

>>83642352
upercut the fucker

>>83642352
Punch it in its neck while it's eating

>>83642352
Puppy's bite. That's how they play. Itll grow out of it eventually but in the mean time if you dont want to get bit you van walk away or learn to do something that calms it down

>>83642491
I usually try to distract him with toys or possibly a small piece of bacon (which is what I've been reading) I just wanted confirmation I wasn't doing anything wrong or the my dog wasn't retarted, what you said is what I figured thanks

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dogs deserved to be kicked

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>>83642352
Here's a shitty pic I just took of him, he's half Australian Shepard half poodle

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What is the name of this stance?
I want to use it at the groceries store next time. Will I get tazed if I do?

>>83639018

>lets see you make a show
>im sorry have you released an album
>um, how many books have you written sweetie

Why do faggots still think this is a viable argument for deflecting criticism?

Why would his stance be to keep his arms to the side and present his throat to be ripped out? I don't know a great deal about 1v1ing dogs with martial arts but this doesn't seem good.

>We need heroes like Cesar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vTadjQ6kk8

>all these betacucks in this thread assblasted because even a spic manlet can tame a dog and they can't

lmao how can you be cucked by a fucking dog

>punches dog in the face

>go eat your food from your cup
>some whitey hits you with the butt of a shotgun and stuffs the gun into your mouth
>snarl and try to get it out
>boom
>"oh it was showing food aggression, i needed to show who's the alpha male"

lmaoing at your life

>>83643338
>whitey

>>83642937
Not before you punch them in the throat and kick them in their chest.

Hurting animals unnecessarily should be a felony and the sentence either death or castration. "People" who do that are just repressed scum that will lash out and do the same to humans if given the chance. They shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and pass that behavior on, much less take part in society.

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>>83635595

>>83643628
And I bet your dog growls at you when you're by its bowl as it's eating, beta cuck boy.

>>83642342
kek

dog breed power ranking

Undisputed GOAT. German Shepherd

1. Border Collie
2. Lab
3. Great Dane
4. Retriever
5. Saint Bernard

12. Dalmatian

4910. Miniature dogs

900000000000001. Any kind of dog with a crushed face eg Pug, Bulldog etc

>>83644718
I have a black lab, border collie and husky. Ultra teir. Protective, active, smart, and laid back. I could take a bone right from her mouth and she would just be content with it. But come near my wife and she will bark and growl you out of town

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>>83644718
Mongolian Bankhar are best doggos

>>83642352

That's when puppies get all mouthy.

Usually they take this out on their packmates, and learn restraint in the progress, so if you've been given a puppy that's been separated from their pack before learning these things, you're going to have to make up for it with proper discipline.

Dogs should never nip, bite, nibble or even scrape you with their teeth. Ever. Even if it's affectionate, it's not good behaviour and it means you literally cannot ever have it around other people because even dog owners can interpret it as aggression.

>>83642491
>Itll grow out of it eventually

I have vivid imagery of that puppy that grew until a full size dog and still slept in the same tiny shelf

Also, number of puppies that people put on their lap and then one day realize they are now too large to jump on humans : fucking zero

>>83645404
>Dogs should never nip, bite, nibble or even scrape you with their teeth. Ever. Even if it's affectionate

This goes for any animal

I was feeding someone's cat treats and he would mouth my fingers. Then he just took a full force bite out of nowhere. Turns out it was their old neighbor's cat that they just left there when they moved, the cat hangs out at their house and they don't even like it. I WONDER WHY

Every time I see a faggot dog trying to act tough and aggressive I want to hold it down and inject it with a needle filled with sweet doggy death.

One day I'm just gonna go on a euthanizing spree and end up on the news.

>>83637653
>I don't think this meme will metastasize. It's too reliant on dog owners who regard their pets as their children (dumb fucks).
So funny you say that. I used to date a woman who regarded her two dogs as her children.
Her name? Holly.

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>>83643395

>>83646583
only actual white was captured

>>83645367
did they ride them into battle?

>>83637042
only rural and suburban retards voted for holly

>>83643213
t. cesar milan

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>>83631507
Who was in the wrong HERE?

Do you retards really enjoy making the same fucking thread every day for the past few months?

>>83648923
Very much so.

>>83637042
Not gonna lie, former Cesar supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Cesar crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this pooch get the nuclear codes!

>>83649000
Well it's dumb

>>83647906
>kicking a dog

literally Hitler

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>>83648923
welcome to /tv/

>>83649264
Baneposting is funny though.

>>83635385
KEK

ANY TIME YOU FEEL A FIGHT COMING THIS IS THE GOTO STANCE

>>83649340
reddit

>>83642352
power stance

>>83642352
Get in position.
>>83642342

>>83649536
This.

In June 2010, Ilusión Millan filed for divorce, seeking primary physical custody of their children with visitation for Cesar, as well as spousal support.In May 2010, after his dog Daddy died in February and his wife filed for divorce, Millan attempted suicide.

>>83636181
>dogs are humans
the only thing worst than a furry

>>83637090
Labs are objectively probably the cutest dogs when they're puppies and everyone falls instantly in love with them and wants to get a lab puppy.

Then they grow up and you're stuck with a shit dog.

>>83631588
Do not bite the hand that feeds you

>>83645367
Isn't that breed super expensive?

>>83643213
Epic memespew lad, say hi to reddit for the screencap

>>83646665
Yeah because when the cops ask if you've seen any white guys, you don't usually think of the spic Juan next door.

kick all dogs imo

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>>83652309

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>>83652221
FUCKOFF MUDSLIME

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They made up

>>83642491
If it's anything like cats then he won't grow out of it
And even though it's all fun when they're small and shit
It becomes a pain when their fangs and claws grow
He'll start biting you like there's no tomorrow
And since he got used to playing that way
Your ass is going to get scratched every day.

>>83652490
>made up
>implying Cesar didn't make Holly his bitch

Holly actually lives at the dog psychology center now with Cesar

>"On Dog Whisperer, I worked with a Labrador named Holly. Holly was very aggressive when she met me and bit my hand. I didn't want her to think that she made me afraid of her, so I didn't budge when she bit me. Even though I had to go the emergency room later and get stitches from what she did. Now Holly's at the Dog Psychology Center and we can play like best friends."

>>83652490
Did she actually get shock therapy?

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Daily reminder cesar was bullied as a child for being a manlet

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>>83652675

>>83652605
Nice source.

>>83652675
SHORT - SUPER SHORT - MANLET

>>83652745
Just google the quote faggot holy shit

>>83652675
>>83652719
he has to go back

>>83652774
No.

>>83631507
the dag

>>83652490
>cesarfags actually believe this
Just you wait niggers. Holly is playing 4d chess all along. This is all apart of her plan. She will strike hard when the spic least expect it. Mark my words.

this thread has become a daily part of my life

>>83653223
Lol

>>83652490
>The ears flat back
Dog looks nervous as fuck still, from the cameraman creeping up from behind again probably

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>>83643657
>you rang?

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perro caca

>>83631507
No one, that's what he gets paid to do.

>>83631507
why you not show him get bited?

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>>83656358

>>83649438
faggot

back, and to the left
back, and to the left

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*stunners your dog*

>>83649438
this >>83652984 is what reddit humor looks like, what you quoted is black person who thinks they're on twitter. you can't even get your autism right

>>83642541
>he bites you
>gets a toy or piece of bacon

Man, I wonder what this seems like to the dog.

>>83652984
i went to high school with Holly i can confirm she is this manipulative

>>83656645
This.
Their dog is already fucked.
Might as well call Cesar to get his fists warmed up and shoes tied.

>getting in the dog's face as it's eating
He totally did it just to make the dog snap.

>>83637090
>I have never owned neither of these breeds but let me tell you about them

>>83641500
that's not his dog

>>83631507
Bloody Mexicans

>>83652490
paw on Top of hand... Holly is the alpha

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>>83644718
>>83645367

>not posting Leonbergers

>>83649109
>>83637042

SHMOLLY ONLY TOOK TWO POOPS

TWOOOO POOOOOPPSSSS

>>83657267
YOU JUST KNOW

>>83657267
That's a big dog.